How much would you rage if this ever happened?
I wouldn't give a shit.
>>384668151
None because I'm not a turbo bingbingwahooer
That would also mean Luigi and Daisy have to have a kid.
Super Mario Cousins just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Mario looks pretty old and that kid looks kinda young. 100% he has down syndrome or some sort of other disability.
>>384668320
Autistic to reach out to the fanbase.
>>384668295
*Wario and Daisy
>>384668151
We already have baby mario although it is the same character
>>384668151
give jr a round nose and I'd be fine with it
>>384668151
Not at all really.
>princess peach son
>>384668151
Give it enough time and commiefornians inside NoA will make it happen but instead of Mario Jr. we get Maria, a black independent female who punches nazis and don't need no man fo nuthin'.
>>384668891
>>384668151
It's not peach son. This is her son. No way Mario ever get Peach's pussy.
>>384668891
>bowser
>hairy ape
>>384668937
i feel like peach is missing a black eye in this picture
>>384668295
>Super mario cousins
>>384668937
K O O P A D
>>384668151
I unironically think this is a good idea to have in 1 game
>>384668992
Bowser would never hit herunless she really wanted it
>Princess Peach's Son
so is not Mario's?
>>384668937
Had it not been for that bracer and thickness above it I'd think that it's Bowser standing his back facing the camera and the lower part are his buttocks.
>>384668895
>being this scared of SJW's
almost feel bad for you
>>384669119
He already did. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLMaCvX7Bg8 She don't even deny it
>>384668992
>while cucking Mario with Bowser, Peach imagines it's DK doing it
Turbo slut.
>>384668992
>i feel like peach is missing a black eye in this picture
Nah, but her pussy is probably black from being SMASHED BY THAT THICC KOOPA DICC.
>>384668151
Fixed.
>>384668151
Whoever made this "art" should get fucking shot in the head
>>384669202
>bracer
That's a cockring, anon.
>>384668937
>>384668858
Peach WOULD be a filthy cumslut wouldn't she?
>>384668937
Q>>384668891
Get that bitch out of there. Bowser is fucking queer, he's NOT in for sloppy seconds.
>>384669363
That's a strangely shaped cock then.
>>384669316
Underrated post
>>384668151
Is that sponge
>>384669436
Dude, as much handsome Bowser is I cannot fathom him pairing with anyone but Peach.
>>384668984
Bowser Jr's mom is Miyamoto. Look it up. I'm not bullshiting you
Theres a reasons so long gay bowser otherwise would be so long roastie bowser
>>384669436
>>384669316
Punished Mario
>>384669502
Thats your headcanon, sure. But no.
Roasties go home.
>Mario
>Son
Theres not enough gay guys in gaming at least throw us a bone
>>384668151
As a spinoff it'd be fine. Mario looks cool.
>>384668223
>turbo bingbingwahooer
>another Mario thread devolves into NTR cuckoldry thread
>>384668151
>implying that would ever happen
>>384669825
Not that anyone expected anything else, right?
>>384669774
kill yourself freak
>>384669825
What? You fucking what mate?
T. Virgin?
I thought so.
>>384669436
>>384669581
>>384669703
>>384669752
>>384669774
I don't get why /pol/ hates gays when they're a million times more redpilled than a loosy poosy, and with none of the drama.
>>384668151
Old Mario could be great as a spinoff thing. Like if there's a time travel plot (again) in the RPGs, but this time you team up with the Old Bros. Since they're old, they tend to get a crick in the back from jumping around and swinging their hammers too much, but on the other hand they've trained Firebrand and Thunderhand to perfection.
>>384670050
>Loosy poosy.
Noted for future shitposting. Thanks, faggot.
>>384668992
Bowser is a good dad and husband though. He's not a drunk italian that beats his wife iffa da spaghetti is late.
>>384669316
>Big Big Wahoo
>>384669825
>NTR
Nobodys being cucked, all Mario cares about is jumping around like an autist, collecting stars and eating cake. Besides, he has the giant space mom if he ever matures sexually.
Bowser and Peach are perfectly fine together.
>>384669494
Vineland Island Lore.
>>384669825
>NTR
Just because you say it doesn't mean it's true. It's not like Mario and Peach are a couple.
>>384670310
Mario doesn't have to retort to kidnapping to get a date out of Peach.
Besides, Mario is Italian. You know what that means.
C======================================3
>>384669264
shes clearly confused and a bit stupid.
>>384670718
>Peach is such a bimbo she can't even keep track of what has and hasn't gone in and out of her anymore
Hot.
>>384670525
c equals 3 what's your point?
>>384668151
I wouldn't really mind old Mario, but I hate the design of the kid. Also give him his own name, like Vinnie or something I-talian
>>384670850
no shes just confused why something that didn't come out of her vadge is calling her mama and is stupid because she couldn't figure out bowser jr was framing mario. it's just as dumb as amy thinking shadow was sonic, did sega ever get to use on amy being color blind or not?
>>384670310
koopa dick is worse the human.
>>384668891
Someone please tell me this is finished and uploaded somewhere. Can't find it on the usual sites.
>>384670310
Galaxy 2 implies a lot of jealousy on Bowser's part. He's incredibly jealous that he never gets Peach's cake, only Mario ever does.
Cake being a very obvious allegory.
>>384671717
for what?
>>384671312
She's upset because Mario's just trying to cuck Bowser again, her face says "Why won't this faggot leave us alone?"
>nintendo IP
literally couldn't care less
>>384671787
For love, for sex, for whatever. Mario is getting something from Peach that Bowser desperately wants. He doesn't want just any cake, he wants Peach's cake specifically.
>>384671717
cake means the food cake at least to bowser. since he was talking about a hug cake and he wanted a slice peach is tiny.
>>384671913
If it was JUST about wanting cake, why does it have to be Peach's cake?
>still no game where you play as Old Link
>>384671819
nah she calls for help when mario isn't even there. nice try though.
>>384671956
because that's what mario gets. if mario started dating wendy and she baked him cakes bowser would kidnap wendy just because she mario.
>Peach lusts after Mario in every game she speaks in or has personality
>all the porn is ntr with bowser
If anything mario should be doing the cucking
>>384672206
>NTR
Mariofags are this cucked
>>384668151
you're obviously talking about Maria, aren't you. no-patriarchy Mario
>>384672368
>mariofags
they dont exist. you dont see people making much if any smut that sexualizes mario like there is with peach and bowser.
>>384672519
Because a girl fucking a monster is hot
A girl fucking an italian plumber that has been wading through shit all day and is all greasy, hairy, and sweaty isn't
>>384672591
it's because gays and straight girls are attracted to normal looking dudes and furfags are brain damaged or something.
>>384672591
>hairy and sweaty isn't hot
Nu-male spotted.
>>384668151
Not really worth raging about, but JR should have a bigger nose.
>people genuinely think Mario is getting cucked when he's every personality-less fat old man from all of Japan's porn
Mario fucks your waifu
>>384668151
I'm getting Alex the Kidd vibes from Mario Jr.
>>384672206
What was it a picture of?
>>384673446
a picture of mario she gets off to.
Mario Beyond
>>384673446
His salami
Daisy is cute drawn like this.
>>384668937
You know Bowser keeps trying to marry peach so he can claim her kingdom, Right?
He doesn't love her, Why else would she constantly be put into a cage.
>>384673446
Why is a Princess lusting over a dirty plumber, Isnt royalty banned from mixing with the peasants, Her options are limited to a nice toad noble or a prince/king
>>384674990
I wouldn't call Mario a peasant. At this point, he's more like a knight in shining armor.
>>384673975
>Implying Wario would settle for Daisy
The guy got Mona at his beck and call if he ever gave enough shit.
Probably Kat and Ana too, but that's illegal and who knows about Ashley.
>>384672258
what is this
>>384669316
Would Luigi or Yoshi be his Kaz in this scenario?
>>384675208
He should really make himself more presentable then, But i guess when the general populace are phallic shaped and wear diapers hes the best choice.
>>384675339
animal crossing code for gc
>>384675349
Yoshi would be D-Dog, I think
>>384668151
Mario is not always the same.
So the concept is idiotic all around.
>>384675374
Thing with Mario is that he is at that point he doesn't NEED to care, i mean, the guy saves the Kingdom/world on what is probably a weekly basis, and effectively EVERYONE in it owe him their lives.
The guy can have every day be Casual Friday if he wishes because he is the strongest person/thing in the Kingdom and proven it.
>>384669825
you're just lost m8. go back to your own thread.| | |
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>>384674990
Peach will brake the rules for Mario.
>>384675374
There's nothing wrong with how he's presented it. His whole look is clean and tidy.
>>384668151
Is that Sponge?
>>384676556
He's not frowning, so no.
>>384668151
Old Mario would be fine and actually a Mario game based in "the future" where everyone is old would be interesting.
Mario is a cuck so with who he would make a kid anyway?
>>384676781
Mario wouldst settle for Peach, He would bone the goddess Rosalina instead.
>>384676781
He'd make one with peach.
>>384675273
Not to mention Wario is strictly moneysexual.
>>384668937
t-that's his arm right
>>384668223
>turbo bingbingwahooer
AUSHSAUHEAUHSUHAUHS
>>384668151
Looks like it could be interesting.
>>384674671
He loves her, he doesn't really care about her kingdom.
>>384668151
The hair is the most offensive part.
>>384668151
I wouldn't oppose to the idea, but it's one of those things that would make me wonder why do it now after 30 years of playing just Mario. Just sounds like an idea they'd try way before cementing this nowadays timeless figure.
>>384668937
What am I looking at?
>>384668223
TOP KEK
>>384668151
I'd honestly be surprised Nintendo would bother to touch and mess with their holy Mickey Mouse-alike franchise to humor anything
>>384668151
>replacing protagonist with exact copy of him
Makes no sense.
>>384678968
>Loves her
he puts her in a cage and Fights her in some games and sometimes destroyed the toads homes. His love is more like a psychotic obsession.
>>384680510
Yeah man, that's fucking stupid and could never work.
>>384680510
>makes no sense
That's probably why they'd do
Why can't Nintendo make the M&L designs the official designs?
>>384680762
Hey guys I came from Reddit
>>384668151
would be even funnier, Mario Jrluigi's son
>>384680909
>Using voice chat somewhere you can't have the game audio coming through the TV or console
>Not just using Discord in the first place
>>384681440
Good, you know the way back then.
Why does Princess Peach's son look like Link?
>>384670283
kek
>>384681368
Sun-bleached hair. It's explained in MgS1 and MGS archive.
>>384668151
Is that Alex Kidd?
>>384681531
HUP
HUP
HYAAAAH
>>384668151
make it a daughter, then /v/ will rage
>>384668937
Pfft, bowser wishes he was that swole. He's a fat bitch who survives off natural strength. Look at these flabby arms. Pussy hasn't even seen the inside of a gym.
>>384672591
>greasy, hairy, and sweaty
Says the nu-male who probably struggles to grow anything other than bum fluff over his receding jawline.
>>384681604
So then why does Solid have brown hair, when both of them are from a blonde person (meaning there should be blonde genes in there)?
>>384670525
>C======================================3
I hate javascript
>>384681984
fur/anthrofags have their own version of beer goggles.
>>384682169
Snake dyes his hair, something he also says in MGS1.
>>384668295
>*incoming phone call, press F to pick up*
>"Ayy Mario it's your cousin Luigi, d'ya wanna go kart racin'?"
>>384675420
No way
How come nobody ever complains that 90% of Donkey Kong games feature Donkey Kong Jr., not the "real" Donk?
>>384671717
Bowser got a cake inBowser's Inside Storythough.
It was really touching.
>>384685196
Shut the fuck up Vinny
>>384668151
You and I both know that if we are ever to play as Mario's child, then it will be a daughter.
>>384668223
lmao
>>384671854
That's because Peach makes the best cake
>>384686952
Nobody would complain if Odyssey's Mario is actually Mario Jr and the original Mario died a long time ago, people would just DEEPEST LORE.
and who will mario jr rescue? his mom? for hundreds of castles just to fuck her?
>>384672258
>peach gave mario p niceuh blowjob
>octopus paper peach gave mario a niceuh blowjob
>Peach gave mario unictuh blowjob
wtf even is this?
>>384688567
Yes, just like my japanese doujins.
>>384668151
i'd just rage because the design is fucking retarded, idea isn't bad
>>384671824
Yet you came into the thread
>>384668151
>>384669316
Fixed.
>>384668223
>>384668295
>hey anon, did you check out the new SMC game?
>>384669774
people jack off to this?
>>384668151
Only real problem is that it looks fucking terrible.
>>384668295
Mario and Daisy*
And Mario and Pauline
And Mario and Rosalina
And Mario and Captain Syrup
And Mario should hook up with 2 other women.
Mario should have 7 children.
>>384668151
Granddad !
>>384668151
I could see them doing a new series that revolves around character swapping, where Mario has old man abilities or something and Jr. can be the quick and agile one.
Super Mario and Son
>>384669581
timthetatman?
>>384668223
This isn't even funny, why are there so many replies? Forced epic vee reaction collage image or something?
>>384670525
On what planet does Italian = big cock?
>>384668737
**Waluigi and Daisy
Why is Alex Kid Mario's son?
>>384691327
Bingbingwahooer getting mad for free
>>384668223
Epic
>>384691327
easy explanation, samefaghard pill to swallow, /v/ is actually this fucking lame now
>>384668151
Mario is the character that represents us
How are you going to change it
>>384692330
>implying Mario is fucking Peach
Mmmmrrraaaahhhh Mario jr!!!
>>384692560
Get this furfaggotry outta my board
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>384668151
I woudn't be surprised.
Even if he get replaced by thisdaughter.
>>384668295
Luigi could also have a kid with peach, then both kids would still be brothers.
>>384692560Why do I want this?
Current Mario is supposed to be mid-20s. I doubt he'd be that old by the time his kid aged.
https://mynintendonews.com/2016/09/30/miyamoto-reveals-marios-age/
>>384691327
its literally the same guy
>BING BING WAHOO
How did video games making video game sounds gain such a negative connotation on /v/?
>>384668223
>turbo bingbingwahooer
>>384673975
The art's cute and really quite well done for what it was intended to (I know the backstory behind it, it was to tell bedtime stories to her daughter and the artist made shit up on the spot and she liked it), but I've got way too much bias for Wario and Mona in me ever since I found out about her crush towards him in the WW games and him possibly having a interest in her as well. Interesting crack ship to say the least.
>>384693997
Because the average person might still think video games sound as they did in the 70s and 80s with blips and bloops, and that was the era when video games were still considered toys for kids.
>>384669316
>>384689570
Luigi I'm already a De-WAHOO
>>384696182
>her daughter
The artist is Omar Dogan, one of the UDON artists.
>>384696195
Video games are still toys for kids no matter how much political posturing and post modernism devs try to cram into them
>>384668151
why is this getting spammed lately
People seem to miss the point between Mario, Bowser and Peach and just headcanon bowser and peach because "muh daddy issues"
The whole story is taken from fairytales about a dragon capturing the princess and the knight goes to saver her, but instead of going for a medieval setting, they change everything to look original but the story remains the same and in every game they change the setting and tried different things or sometimes they go with the old formula of Mario still remaining as the knight and Bowser as the dragon.
Is simple, easy to follow and at least gives you a goal instead of having to go through millions of sidequests
>>384668223
>Turbo Bingbingwahooer.
Two good memes this week! Fursoge for Bloody Roar and now this.
This is what I hate about a lot of games now.
There was no need to age the Tekken lineup, or Mortal Kombat lineup, or anything of that sort.
Bart Simpson might've had a birthday episode, but he was the same age right after.
South Park gang went to fourthgrade, they stayed the same ager forever after that.
I mean, c'mon people get over yourselves. There isn't some strict fucking timeline that has to be followed here, it's a god damn animated game.
Sure, some games would/could/should fit an age progression scheme, but that doesn't mean they all should be held to that standard.
Mario is immortal, and will forever be just as we know him, as he has always been.
>>384668151
0% because I want the Mario series to move from the status quo, so they can have different villains or better focused goals in the future. BUT Mario can't get that old, he's the mascot, and if anything Mario Jr. would be a perpetual baby character.
>>384668151
Better spin-off than Rabbids.
>>384693442
Japan has a weird concept about ages. If someone is in their 30, he is already too old.
20s should already be starting a family and such
>>384691327
>t.binggingwahooer
>>384691327
found the butthurt bingbingwahooer
>>384674671
>You know Bowser keeps trying to marry peach so he can claim her kingdom, Right?
That was the original justification but it doesn't make any sense anymore.
>>384670193
>iffa da spaghetti
>>384669436
Fuck off Papa Bowser is all about makin babies
>>384676621
Life hasn't hit him just yet.
>>384668223
>turbo bingbingwahooer
AHAHAHAHAH DARE I SAY NINTENSHITS BTFO????? WHERE MY SONYBROS AT?
>>384691327
put me in the screencap
>>384668223
>bingbingwahooer
Kek.
>>384668295
>Not Super Mario Famiglia
>>384668223
>>384668223
Can someone explain to me why everyone is replying to this post and find it funny?
>>384675273
Who said settling? Daisy would be for a quick fuck. No more, no less.
You must not know how the brain of a hypermasculine male works.
>>384668223
>turbo bingbingwahooer
hahahaha
>>384668151
Beautiful video game children
>>384668151
As a sequel to Mario and Luigi Partners in Time I wouldn't care.
>>384690415
Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Sons
I hate NTR so much, it's the worst fetish one can have. Even scat and gore are better than it.
>>384699114
>Scat
Don't anal needs have the same effects while visually looking better.
>>384668937
For a moment i didn't think that was his arm, but rather bowser's massive cock and balls
>>384668891
What if they made it a twist that he actually was Bowser's son?
>>384697778
It's the same guy replying over and over to make the comment seem funny.
>>384699506
>Anal
Anal beeds
>>384668151
Mario rocking that silver mullet.
>>384668891
>Reptiles
>hair
>>384668151
I wouldn't care at all. I'd be happy to have tangible proof that Mario and Peach were actually fucking.
>>384675273
Don't forget about Captain Syrup. You just know she's DTF
>>384700682
>Mario and Peach were actually fucking.
But SMB3 confirmed that Peach chose Luigi.
That could explain why he is also in Odyssey.
>>384691327
probably samefags
>>384668151
Rather have this than Tumblr turning Mario into a trans disabled fat sheboon. White male is best.
>>384701267
>SMB3 confirmed peach chose luigi
Wait, how?
>>384668151
at first i thought it was an female insert then yes
also
>no soul patch
>>384668223
I'll admit it, I laughed
>>384668151
Looks like Alex kidd
>>384668151
Rather than angry i would weep for the future of nintendo.
>>384670050
Gay
>>384668223
Jajajajaj!!
>>384668223
Screen me please!!
>>384677001
m00toshima.post
The biggest shame in the whole idea is that Mario Jr's hat doesn't just have a lowercase m.
>>384697778
Its not, its the same guy replying to himself.
>>384668223
KEK
>>384668223
Man whoever made this post is probably really cool and is not short, fuck you kevin from school
>>384704251
Welp fuck me, wrong tab. My faggotry revealed.
Fixed.
>>384668223
This is so retarded it's funny.
>>384668223
put me in the screencap
>>384670050
>TOTALLY BASED DEGENERATE FAGGOTS
Would Mario ever cuck Peach?
Nigger
>>384704536
Give JR a bulge
>>384668151
what does the JR stand for?
I'd be ok with this. It'd have to be set in the far future for me to accept it though. Changing up mario's age so radically in modern times doesn't fit, the fucker is practically immortal.
>>384705756
Jim Ross
>>384669539
IT'S TRUE HAHAHAHAHA
Only if he has a rivalry with the son of Luigi and Daisy.
>>384697261
he fuck is this? and why is there the WB shield in 9? is Bowser a DCuck?