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>be me
>be warper
>faggot player bought subnautica
>i see him come in his faggot ass seamoth
>looking for blueprint fragments or some gay shit
>warp on his ass and scare him shitless
>can't do shit because faggot dev didn't add guns, "muh sandy hook"
>slap his ass and see him bandage franatically
>warp him straight into my claws
>bully him for a while
>he fucking pokes me with a titanium butter knife
>get bored and leave

>some days later

>the fucking nautilus dives straight into the depths of hell
>it's this faggot again
>a fucking mecha with a dual armor plating and a gigantic drill pops down from the cargo bay
>begins furiously drilling some gay ass gold nodes
>lol no
>warp on his ass and claw his shit
>the paint gets scratched
>he turns to face me
>fucking slaps me with the force of a gigantic hydraulic titanium fist
>real shit
>warp his ass on me
>rip his anus apart
>he evades and tries to knife me
>lol what a fag
>650 degree celcius Ka-bar penetrates my rectal cavities
>he fucks off to his robot and jetpacks his ass to me
>slaps me so hard
>fucks my alien wife and kids with his gigantic titanium cock property of Alterra corp
>completely dries up every single mineral source in a five square kilometre area
>plants american flags everywhere
>the horrors of capitalism