WHY THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP BULLYING PEARL

>>384657362
because she has a 5-head

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what did he mean by this?

>>384657362
Why would you defend a corporate shill that has no regard for peoples lives and prefers cake to ice cream?

Because she's an ugly bitch, like you OP

>marie is the queen of smug
>marina is the queen of banter

i love it

>>384657507
>prefers cake to ice cream

what fucking retard prefers cake over ice cream?

>>384657559
pearl

>>384657458
he means that 'gamers' are led by their dick and not their brains

>>384657507
This. On top of being a shill nothing is as egregious as cake over ice cream. Absolutely sub-human taste.

>>384657559
People with taste.

>>384657559
What about ice cream cake?

>>384657646
Yeah, shit taste.

>>384657593
or that pearl is seen as an old shoe filled with poop who will lose any argument

>>384657362

glass houses, marina

>>384657362

you have to be over 18 to post here

>>384657684
ice cream sandwiches > ice cream cake

>>384657684
It's Ice cream.
There is no cake that tastes or is in the shape of ice cream.

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>>384657883

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I thought shill was a derogative term or something.

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>>384657950

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>>384657816
It's a cake with ice cream between the bread instead of the usual.

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>>384658003

>>384658003
don't you do it

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>>384658071

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>>384658071

>>384657992
Yes. It's a backhanded compliment.

>>384657992
It's carny speak I think

>>384658190
No I mean like I thought it was something as bad as nigger or kike or something so I was confused why it would be in a nintendo game

I guess its not then

>be amerifat
>have an obsession for black people
Why?

>>384658054
So the only way for A cake to be remotely enjoyable is to have Ice cream on it?
Duly noted.

>>384657734
It's more that he actually liked cake over ice cream, and is mad that other people don't agree

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>>384658258
Don't get your vocabulary lessons from /v/. Shill is a word with real meaning. http://www.dictionary.com/browse/shill?s=t

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>>384658258
are you for real?

>>384658284
that makes more sense.
only fatties like cake over ice cream

>>384657992
>>384658258
Really?

>>384657458
He means that he was on team cake and is still salty.

>>384657362
>Marie shits on Callie
>No one bats an eye
>Marina shits on Pearl
>"OMG NO BULLI!"

>>384659070
Show me instances where she did that.

>>384659070
we have a long way to go in becoming race-blind

>That one anon trying to make a point that Pearl was completely "bratty"
>She's literally just doing her job
>Marina roasts her every chance she gets
Yeah okay, pal

>>384657362
>WHY THE FUCK DO THEY KEEP BULLYING PEARL
Because Treehouse decided to rewrite Marina as an angry, sassy black wymn who needs no man instead of her actual character

>>384659792
Shut the fuck up

>>384659874
Ok, but why does everyone else also bully Pearl?

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>>384657458
Wow, Marina's right. Hitler WAS awesome.

>>384657883
>>384657950
>>384658003
>>384658071
>>384658146
This shit kills me every time

>>384657458
Buckley is an old shoe filled with shit, teeth, and aids but at least he even recognizes how garbage Pearl is

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>>384657362
How can Pearl ever recover?

>>384658258
Shill is originally a term for a partner of a con artist. Shill now means "When a marker pretends to be an ordinary consumer in order to better sell their product". Companies like EA and Activision literally have (small) departments or contracted companies that go on websites and act as Shills, but now it's an accusation for anyone who endorses a game they like.

>>384660573
>marker
I meant Marketer. Fuck.

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Because Pearl a shit

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A SHIT

>>384657362
>Pearl and Marina are both blatant corporate shills
>Pearl has also thrown shade at Marina
have you even seen enough of their banter?

>>384659792
I'm also a pearlfag, but its not been one-sided roasting. I also don't label myself with an annoying trip.

Man what's the point of this contest when they make one girl clearly superior?

>>384661810

>Actually starting to like Pearl

Shes the type thats cute when shes mad. Nintendo should roll with that.

>>384657992
Only a bit. It just means you've been caught out on your subtle marketting tricks.
Of course on this board, the word applies to anyone who wants to talk about anything

who salmon run

>>384662148
Having fun with it, it's way better than I expected.

>>384661919
I know, its looking bad for marina fans.

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>>384657362
>Pearl, your corporate shill game is on point today

Goddamn. Someone needs to make a crop of this, this is perfect reaction image material.

>>384657362
So how do we claim Salmon runs rewards? Sittin on 400p and I want that shirt. Do we have to wait till the end of the month?

>>384662148
Will probably be better when everyone understands how every salmon enemy works.

>>384662363
theres a kiosk outside the salmon run building where you get your bonus.

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>>384662331

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>no Switch
>can't admire best girl

It hurts.

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>>384662687

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>>384662331
>>384662627
Fucking Pearl. I bet she shills Bethesda games, too.

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>>384662687
>slug
>girl

Jesus fuck, my switch is hotter than Maries insults. Not even Zelda made it freak out this much.

>>384662627
Someone shop "Anon" in place of Pearl.

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>>384662773
I want to chill out with her.

>>384662881
The kids call her aunt.

>>384657362
>voting for Marina
She's a filthy nigger, and she acts like a filthy nigger

>>384662627
>>384662331
perfect, now it just needs to read "anon" instead of pearl

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>>384662975
>N-Nigger l-lovers
>Pedos are THIS assblasted

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>>384662331
my ms paint skills at your service

>>384662881

xhe can be either gender xhe wants anon. or both! that's how slugs work.

>>384662975
She looks better than 5-head loli

>>384663065
Both choices are for pedos

>>384657458
I don't know why people have an issue with this comic. It's short, to the point, and has a mildly grin inducing joke.

>>384662975
Hello, it appears you're shitposting in the wrong thread, would you like to be redirected to /pol/?

>>384663109
you did good anon

>>384663196
Marina is clearly a young woman, not a loli

>>384663205

for one it's three times as long as it should be to tell that joke

as expected of fuckley

she's fuckin ungly and looks like a fuckin baby

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Pearl is stupid and deserves all the hate she gets

>>384663254
They all have child like body's. The avatar squid is 14 and their bodies are almost if not the same as the adult squids.

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>>384663254
that makes pearl a squidlet, your point?

>>384663369

you're stupid and deserve all the hate you get

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>>384659976
Goblins are for bully.

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>sudden difficulty spike in salmon run
jesus christ

>>384663409
Do you say that when you look at a mirror?

>>384663515

>team cream

lewd

>>384663515

team creaming marina when

>popfags

Localization butchered Marina's character. She was more shy and respectful of Pearl, calling her sempai.

>>384663708
who cares

>>384663515
Man I really like the artstyle

>>384663708
Sounds like it was for the better

>>384657362
Fucking treehouse not knowing the meaning of words.
You can't be a shill if you disclose that you're being paid to advertise something.

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>>384663708
Time for another round of Nobody Cares, Nerd

https://twitter.com/yosshyachillesd/status/887858535119306752

I like Pearl.

>>384657362
but what did she actually say in japanese?
I bet it's not the same thing

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>>384663708
And?

>>384663708
>he thinks the sempai makes it LESS savage

>>384661590
>The artist most certainly jerked off to the first two panels
Really fires the neurons

Spoil me on Callie

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>>384663708
>he'd rather have generic shy girl #4931 instead of the QUEEN OF BANTER

>>384657684

We have that in France, it's called a "Vacherin"

>>384663872
It's not like there isn't bantz in the Japanese version, it's just that Marina isn't nearly as direct or insulting as she is in English.
She sounds like she honestly doesn't like Pearl or something.
Whereas in the original, sure she treats her like she's childish and bratty, which she is, but she still shows a modicum of respect.

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>>384663964

I haven't dropped a single match yet.

>>384664000
I'm almost certain these people are treehouse shills.
Yes, I'd rather have a new personality type instead of rehashing Callie and Marie.

>>384664085
Its mostly because they imitate how the hosts act in Japanese tv-shows. It's not respect towards Pearl, its for the audience

>>384664085

a tighter localization would not be appropriate in this case, considering the young target audience. adjusting the level of politeness to an anglo standard is entirely appropriate in this case.

>>384664103
[JOJO INTENSIFIES]

>>384664103
>those poses
could this be a reference? but to what?

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>>384664000
Nice trips

>>384664103
Is Callie confirmed the Jannetty of the Squid Sisters?

>>384664103
So was Callie brainwashed or what?

>>384664103
>Hey DJ

I've seen this 5 times already and every time I think of that one song. HEY, MISTER DJ something something dance with my baby.

>>384664348
Yes, the shades were a mind control device

>>384664253
I think children can understand the concept of politeness. At least they should if their parents are doing their job.
Regardless, it's not that they made her less polite, it's that they made her completely rude. They swung the ballast in the complete opposite direction.

>>384663515
>TEAM
>CREAM

i swear nintendo knows exacly what theyre fucking doing.

>>384664000
Yes i would rather have literally any other personality besides sassy nigress #8374829227-b

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>>384664783

>>384657458
but pearl won rock vs pop??????? fuck this comic

>salmon run night time
what the FUCK

>>384664783
>>384664856
MARIE'D

>>384664321
Now make one with callie holding marie.

>>384662285
How does it feel to be a contrarian faggot with terrible taste?

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>>384663708
>sempai
It's SENPAI you FUCK

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>>384662331
>>384662627
>>384663109

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>>384662285
nigga what the hell is this? ironic shitposting is still shitposting

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>you have been given the splat charger

>>384665239
>>384665429

What is contrarian about liking lolis on /v/?

You guys probably just got splatted and needed to vent.

>>384665446
>its a night round

>>384665519
There was another splat fest?

>>384665239
>>384665429
how about you chill marinafags?

>>384665757
you don't need an active splatfest to SPLET

People don't hate Pearl because she's a loli. They hate her because she looks like a Chuckie doll.

>>384659792
Fuck off Onsokumaru

>>384665519
>>384665792
how about YOU chill? i'm not the one with a completely wrong opinion here. Pearlfags (aka just you two fags) need to chill

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>>384662331

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I love the internet sometimes

So what's known about pearl and marinas dynamic ? Are they friends or just come workers ? Do they live together like Callie and Marie did or no? How's the shipping potential ? Details you fucking cock suckers , give me details !

>>384666174
Marina is Pearl's pet octoling.

>>384663708
>this fag in every thread
God damn you really want to shit on treehouse some more

>>384657362
please tell me pearl has a giant cock and hate fucks marina every night

>>384663205
It's going to take a long fucking time for Buckley to grow out of his reputation.

>>384658338
>neo
>not nu

>>384657458
>Marinafags unironically defending Tim Buckley
lmao

>>384665343
small edit, but still good

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>>384658338
>normalfag, but i find the word fag triggering and problematic

>>384666174
Marina thinks they're best friends, but Pearl apparently doesn't and forgot to invite her to a cake shop with her real best friend. In the japanese version Marina calls Pearl senpai and doesn't make fun of Pearl.

>>384663903
I did too

>>384657362
Because she's white. Thanks to white guilt, all white characters today in all forms of media are the butt of all jokes.

>>384657458
>Pearlfags being this mad

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>>384663708
>manzai humour
Do the Japs really find that garbage funny?

>>384667268
he must be a pearlfag if he drew marina that bad.

>>384667271
If anything the NOA's translation is more in line with manzai than what they were doing in the original.
But you wouldn't know because you're just a fuckhead who doesn't know shit about Japan and has an irrational hate of anime.

>>384657362

shes white.

ever watch a commercial? smart cool swave black people idiot whiteys, same with male and female.

you will never see a black female in a commercial do anything wrong. its like super plot armor.

>>384657458
The joke is that brown girl is right, Hitler is awesome. But voting for a non-white is wrong, so this creates a paradox where both options are incorrect

>>384657558

>Pearl was shown to be the one with personality
>Treehouse rewrites Marina s Charakter to make her the one with personality since ppl flocked to her, completely ruining the only thing Pearl had going for her
Doubt this would have happened if Marina wasn't dark skinned. treehouse are obvious when it comes to race politics

>>384667216
>>384667567
obsessed

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>>384664465
But she DOES put them on willingly again.

>>384668079
But Marina did have a personality in japanese.
Now she's just a bland quip dispenser.
NOA ruin everything.
Why couldn't they just let NOE handle it.

>>384668218
"shy" is not a personality anymore than quipy is.

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>>384668180
Callie never was the sharpest tool in the shed

>>384668180
I can almost see the frames
>>384664251

>>384668293
There's more to it than that. She's shy and polite but also motherly. She respects Pearl, but has a hard time handling her because she's quite childish and bratty.
There's a dynamic in the japanese that's wholly lost in the translated version where she's pretty much relegated to being the punchline deliverer without a personality of her own. Treehouse just gives her any line they think is funny without actually considering if it's out of character or not.

>>384662786
Wait until we have the Skyrim vs BotW Splatfest

>>384666834
A small edit, but a very necessary edit. I know this because my autism told me so.

>>384664415
Music by Madonna
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sdz2oW0NMFk

>>384663493
Ooh, sassy. And I'll bet you're made of rubber, while he's made of glue, yes?

>>384657458
>that face
are westeners capable to draw pretty/cute face at all?
shit's disgusting

>>384668587
Treehouse can't translate worth a damn

At least NoE handles its own translation for Splatoon that isn't terrible and is meme-free

>>384657362
at this point it's just bad descisions and bad fucking design

i prefer marina but come on man, why the fuck would you create so much hate and direct it towards a character just for the sake of it

at this point treehouse should just edit pearl out of the game and leave only marina

while the japs keep their balanced version of the two

>>384668892
NOE isn't doing Splatoon 2 for EU. NOA is.
We don't even get our own splatfests.
EU has been completely shafted this time around.

>>384669092
>>NOE isn't doing Splatoon 2 for EU. NOA is
But why though? NoE had its own Splatoon translation, why doesn't 2 get the same?

>>384668797
It looks exactly like she looks like in-game though?

>>384669153
Why else? Cost cutting.
NOE has been gradually losing relevance as they shift every translation duty to NOA.
They're not even doing Xenoblade 2.
The only translation arm worth a damn they had has been left out in the cold.

>>384669274
>nintendo is actually making money now
>better cut the better translation team

Good.

>>384668180
thats on second play through. so that means nothing.

>treehouse rewrites her into a sassy black woman

Yaaaaassss slay qween

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>high tide
>fog
>FIREFLIES
jesus christ i thought this was a kids game

>>384657458
is pearl gonna be a squid-hitler after splatoon 2?

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>>384657458
Hitler was good for Germany for while he was in, but terrible in the long run because of his shitty military decisions. He should have let Rommel take wheel and just worry about the economy.

>>384669813
fucking exactly
she's gonna become fucking cancer because niggers are fucking loud in the social networks

marina is fucking ruined

>>384669813
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS QUEEEN SLAAAAAAAAAY
Was wrong wite boi can't handle a beautiful afrikan QYEEN taking the spotlight smdh little dick ass Bois crying gives me life

>>384664415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sdz2oW0NMFk
I think this is the song you're reffering to.

>>384670145
No, Hitler was just shit period. His marvellous economic reforms were built on loans from other European countries he had no intention of ever paying back. Because of the war he was always planning to start with them.

The only thing he was ever good at was making Bismarck spin in his grave.

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>>384662627
>>384665343
>>384666038
Perfection.

>>384664854
She's more snide than sassy. Most of her banter are backhanded compliments that can probably be interpreted as positive to a child like Pearl.

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>>384663051

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>ywn satiate Callie's lust for meat

>>384671318
>tfw cucked twice
nevermind, someone did it before me

>>384665343
Fucking ace

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>tfw will never bully Pearl with my cock

>>384664103
jesus christ do all jap devs have to reference you know what at some point?

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>>384671873
Is he retarded?
Or is he just scared that his goblin is shit?

>>384671970
Ooga booga to you too friend . Gotta love that chocolate Waifu right lmao your wifu is shit now , literally no different then the other sassy black stereotypes getting injected into other game series . Stay mad forever fuckboi

>>384666256
to be fair, treehouse is giga-shit

>>384672150
Spamming the same shit every thread isn't going to convince anyone that they are though.

>>384672193
wtf i love pearl now

>>384672416
I see your point.
Everyone already knows they are aids.

>>384664783
>>384664856
POTTERY
O
T
T
E
R
Y

>>384671138
>t. JIDF

>>384668587
But Marina is still shy and caring in the English version. She is clearly just tryong to keep up with Pearl and engage in some degree of smack talking as well, but it is clear she isn't terribly good at it. She is just doing her best to support the dynamic the two are advertised to have, but her real self ends up shining through more often. Both are equally "deep", you are just shitting on the English version because you think all changes of any sort are "censorship dey sensorin muh games".

Also, NoE has always been a second rate, paint-by-numbers localisation team, which is why it is being cut out finally.

>>384668892
You people weren't saying that for Mario and Luigi, Animal Crossing PG, or Paper Mario.

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>Marinafags thinking putting sloots on a pedestal is having "superior taste"
>welcomes STDs and the "way of the cuck"
IDK how many times I have to say this before you guys commit seppuku.
There is a reason best girl rocks the crown

>>384671873
>>384672119
See >>384673038

The two are clearly squid sister fans, Marina is just doing her best to be like Marie.

>>384657458
This comic is on point to a fault.

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>>384673110
>welcomes STDs and the "way of the cuck"

The irony is palpable considering Pearl is just straight up trailer trash. Seriously, she almost looks inbred.

>>384665281
But it's pronounced sempai

>>384663205
It's taking the exact same joke people have been saying for weeks now and executing it in the worst possible way. Buckly doesn't get that humor requires at least a modicum of subtlety, instead he'd rather spell it out for you. It's almost insulting.

>>384673038
I mean if you have some examples that back up that claim I'd love to see em. The only thing I've seen so far is marina insisting that she's pearls best friend and marina calling pearl a shill cuck fuck gremlin abortion.

>>384673318
>filename "tumblr..."
The irony sure is palpable

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>>384673558
>not browsing tumblr for the porn

You're missing out, anon.

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>>384673558
Would you prefer twitter filenames?

>>384673532
see >>384661061 and >>384661132. It's clear that both are putting up an act because they want to emulate the Sisters, once they hear Callie's missing Marina genuinely wants to help while Pearl is indifferent.

>>384673829
Indifferent of faking indifference?
Seems to me you're biased.

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>>384673683
>>384673754
>>384673318
>tfw your waifu's waifu is my waifu

>>384673532
>marina calling pearl a shill cuck fuck gremlin abortion
When? That said, you could just play the game. I don't really have any images saved of their chats, but there are far more examples of Marina being shy and soft than the few cherrypicked examples of her attempting bantz with Pearl.

>>384664743
I love it when people who don't understand Japanese socitey and TV and language talk about shit like they know a single thing.

By this point JP -> EN translatiors surely have some word or term for people like this, don't they? You know, people who know like 5 words in japanese (baka neko sempai desu ne), and when they think they detect some changes in the script, they go apeshit calling the translation bad, but the fact is that they don't know shit.

>>384663708
no one cares you fucking nerd

>>384674121
I'm sure they have a word for people like you too. You know, people who don't know anything about japanese society or media but insist on defending bad translations because they think translators are infallible.
I think I even know it, let me have a think...

Oh, yes. Suckers.

>>384674296
keep barking retard, you are joke just like all your friends who act like this, and you know it

>>384674296
if you knew the bare minimum about Japanese you would know that translating in English is somewhere around between horrendously hard and impossible

>>384670145
>He should have let Rommel
God Rommel is the most overrated WW2 meme of all time, when will you amerifags get an education?

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>>384673968
I actually don't waifu either of them more than the other. The pair works best together.

>>384674514
It's really not. They rely a lot on context so it's tough translate from Japanese without adding it sometimes, but because of it, it offers a lot of freedom as to how you can translate it.
That said, Treehouse don't translate, they straight up rewrite.

>>384674709
Why are Europeans so obsessed?

>>384674805
>Treehouse don't translate, they straight up rewrite
That's why they call it "localization" and not "translation"

Because it's not a translation, it's a localization. IE They're changing things that would look silly between cultures

>>384668797
They can, fuckly is just a shit artist.

>>384673318
>snaggle tooth instead of beak tooth

>>384674878
Now you're just being retarded. They completely change the meaning of entire exchanges that would work perfectly in english for no reason other than shits and kicks as far as I can see.

>>384674805
Very heavy modifications, sometimes bordering rewrites could in fact be necessary when translating from Japanese to English. Being poilte in Japanese, suprise, doesn't always mean that they are being nice. In fact, they could be mocking you. It's hilarious for them because it flies over foreigners head, that's why we have this image of Japanese being very polite. The truth is, their intentions are as bad as anybody else's. The translation of this conversation is a great example of this. Not that you know enough about the subject to ever understand this, you will simply keep repeating that the translation is wrong.

>>384674986
Because making things more fitting or enjoyable for their language and audience is their job. You know, that thing you don't have?

>>384674878
t. Treehouse staff
We know some of you are here

>>384675132
You do realize we also understand passive aggressiveness and speaking politely while sounding like you're wishing someone to step on a lego.
They're not japanese concepts and they translate perfectly well into english.
The problem is they made Marina way too aggressive and direct. Her jabs are just straight up insults for the most part.

>>384675239
>we
Please, just go back to /r/eddit.

>>384675318
See >>384673038

>>384657458
>IM SILLY

>>384675318
>Her jabs are just straight up insults for the most part

Not really, they're passive aggressive as fuck and blatant backhanded compliments.

>>384674878
This anon is right, but people will deny it because they think that a small playerbase (who wants direct TL) of maybe 10,000 warrants keeping the translation 1:1 which would alienate like 90% of players.

>>384675469
Not to mention those who are able to point out the differences could alwas just play the original anyway if they like it so much. No region lock and all, no excuse.

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>>384675469
And those fools don't understand that it was the localization that made Splatoon 1 so enjoyable outside of gameplay aspects, since the European version was usually spot on for the Japanese dialog, but we had all kinds of flavor added to things like the final boss fight here in the US that added to Octavio's namesake as a DJ.

NoA had an idea for what the market was and seized it, and I think it's one of the few things they got right during the Wii U era of Treehouse translations. It's not like they threw the game away and did something like this image I've attached, though I think some of us would pay for a DLC B-Roll if Ninty ever went full madman status.

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>>384675659
Ahh ya got me Anon. I like you, you can stay.

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Reminder that the JP personalities of the characters, as well as the splatfest results in Japan are

NOT CANNON

>>384658338
This guide literally gives alternative definitions of words commonly used on /v/, and objectively the words are indeed are only sightly more common than their misinterpretation. I don't believe a weeb literally wrote this because it isn't in jap but is in fact in normie/normalfag English. I would definitely alter it into Japanese while keeping the spirit of the text consistent so as to avoid censorship.

>>384675861
Fuck that. Callie is 10x better as an Octo slut.

>>384660476
A fringe might be a start

Why is Pearl so ugly? It was easy to like both Callie and Marie because they weren't offputtingly hideous. Why would anybody like Pearl when she looks like a gremlin and appears to act like a shit from what I've seen here.

>>384676057
I know. From best to worst in 5 mins.

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>>384675861
>leaps right back into a synchronized idol performance moments after having octopus brainwashing removed

I think we know what the real brainwashing is

>>384673829

DEEPEST LORE

>>384676015
I agree, they are not cannon.
They are canon.

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>>384665343
>>384663109
>>384662331
Nice work chaps.

>>384675659
Please continue to speak, Onsokufuckstard

>>384659792

>Pearlfag still mad people don't like Pearl

shut the fuck up Onsokumaru

>>384676218
>hehe I'll correct his typo that'll show him

Filthy weeb your nip gods are irrelevant

>>384676015
This. Only the winners write the history books, faggots. Fuck your kawaii uguu overly supportive Pearl. She's literally cookie Cutter NEET-PANDERING material in nip-land

>>384677014
>irrelevant
>literally millions of people worship them
wew

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>>384673683
>wanting shitty western BBC porn

>>384678406
>shadman

>>384674714
Only in the Japanese translation, since NoA is changing Marina's personality

>>384678447
Jup, I like a bit of irony in my posts.
But this one ain't porn, just a decent reaction image

>>384657362
Because treehouse has a bias for Marina and is making her out to be a bitch that shits on Pearl, when she's the exact opposite in the actual canon text. Basically just ignore it since it's non-canon.

>>384674878
Localization was always just bringing something to the west and translating it properly. Only until recently did it suddenly become something else because autists wanted to try and defend treehouses shit translations and censorship. Kill yourself for unironically defending this garbage.

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>>384657362
Might as well post the JP version while we are on this topic.


>P: Em.... Grizzco Industries is hiring p-a-r-t-i-m-e-r n-o-w
>M: Senpai! You read too much from the notecard!

>>384658146
>tfw wamfag

WELP

>>384679726
Is this a joke about her being poor at reading?

>>384658258
You've been on 4chan too much if you think Shill is as bad as actual Racist terms

>>384679865
>western Marinafags are so dumb they see everything has bants now
Literal retards. Reminder that if you support Marina in the west then you support treehouse. If you support treehouse you don't belong here and need to go back to neoredditumblrgaf.

>>384663515
I thought cake was winning with all the shitposting last weekend

>>384679726
>JP version
Also known as fan fiction.

>>384679865
It's a joke about Pearl not taking her job seriously and Marina being a meekly chastising her since she's a stickler for the rules and wants to put in an honest effort.

>>384676015
Hahahaha oh man I did not know this was a thing. I'm gonna go watch this. right now. Weebs getting blown the fuck out

>>384680120
>some Esport bullshit
>WEEBS BTFO!!1111
Wow, you guys really are pathetic.

>>384680117
>>384679994
I'm just not sure why he wrote p-a-r-t-i-m-e-r and not part-timer.

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>Fufu...Agent 4, what a cutie
B-but I am a girl!

>>384680246
She is reading from a script.

>>384675742
Kek! saved.

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>>384676015
It's tribes ascend all over again.

>a well coordinated and carefully picked team with tons of practice
Bested by
>a rag tag group of /v/irgins run by a furry and a BR with 140 ping

>>384680240
Stay mad weeb :) just remember that nothing japan does in this game will ever matter for the rest of this games life. Better luck in splatoon 3 friendo

>>384680252

I-I need an adult.

>>384664103
>those tight leather hotpants

>>384657362
I wanna crush that Puss

>>384664000
Anon your corporate shill game is on point today

>>384680408
>WAAAH WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE WHAT I DON'T LIKE
>Oh, some random esport shit nobody cares about!
>That will surely show these weebs who matters the most!

>>384680350
OK. But why would that make her read it badly unless she was bad at reading?

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>>384680252
Inferior Japanese writing, once again

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>>384680672
Literally SEETHING

>>384678406
>unironically liking JAV

>>384680738
Stay mad

>>384680786

>WHY CANT I SEE DICK?

This is (You).

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>>384680807
>he keeps replying

I can feel you grit those teeth, you sad weeb. I bet you bought the JP version even though you can't read it lmao.

Thanks for the entertainment weebkuck

>>384673754
>>384673683
>>384673318
Now I really want to crush that Puss

>>384680914
>too stupid to learn japanese
>being this mad for being inferior

>>384680701
She does come off as a bit childish in some japanese lines (And english ones, I'd argue). Maybe she's supposed to be young and can't read the complex kanji or something?

>>384680701
Dumb pearl is cute

>>384679536
That's bullshit and Ted Woolsey and Working Design have retirements built upon it, as well as endless anime and games.

Localization is about bringing something and converting it to a way a different market will understand, which meant changing pop culture references to something comparable or sometimes completely rewriting a line due to limitations / timing. Localization gave us Samurai Pizza Cats, which is a treasure for all humanity to cherish.

>>384681146
That's sort of what I was getting at.

>>384680904
what's wrong with pineapple pizza?
is this a meme?
i love hawaiian pizza.
In fact, it's my favorite.

>>384681319
It's a love it or hate it kinda thing, like marmite.
Some people don't believe that pineapple has a place on pizza and is unnatural.
I had a pear and feta pizza once.

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>>384679536
>Localization was always just bringing something to the west and translating it properly

Bullshit. Localization was never a literal word to word translation and censorship was always there. Just look at fucking Earthbound.

>>384676303
Should just be corporate shill game or "on point corporate shill game" under Pearl's stupid gremlin face

>>384676015
>a ragtag bunch of americans led by a furry and a br with 140 ping

>>384680701
I translated it this way because she is using katakana for that part, which suggests she is saying it in a monotone/reading from the script.

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>>384672193
>n-word

>>384681903
Or is it just written in katakana because it says partu-tima, phonetically spelling the english word, rather than using whatever the real JP word for part timer is?
I know they use "beito-jin" or something like that, but that's from the german "arbeit".

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>>384661132
This is when I became #TeamPearl

what happened to the squid sisters?

How do I deal with the sheer woomy of Splatoon 2?

>>384681903
Why are you fucking with the pure Japanese translation, you fucking Treehouse gaijin? You should only be translating directly.

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>>384661954
she's cute all the time, though

>>384680736
>>384680845
>>384680904
Is she really this snarky and sassy in the JP original?

>>384679865
No, it's a joke about her not memorizing the ad

>>384658258
Wow, you're retarded.

>>384657458
Wtf I love Buckley now

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>>384675742
>codlombine

Pearl is best girl!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtyzAXBX4fI&t

>the animations of your squid girl when she's standing on enemy ink
>looks like she's trying to avoid getting sprayed with ink as droplets fly at her

oh man.. that look and all is already so lewd
but soon we'll have white ink because of team mayo

you know what that means
we'll literally see squid girls squirming as they try to dodge white ink spraying at them
I can't wait.

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>>384682182
Just let it wash over you, don't resist

>>384682071
No

>>384680904
>pineapple-free pizza

We chose the right girl after all, lads

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>>384682171
Marie carried on being Marie

Callie got abducted by Octolings and brutally raped on a daily basis

when does the gear in the shop change? Every 4 hours?