ONE (1) HOUR LEFT YOU READY?

How are people hyped for this wtf

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>Have to wait at most 4 extra days because of Amazon's bullshit
Somebody shoot up the place.

>>384644587
It's fun.

Is it confirmed that it's coming out for 12:00 EST? Almost time lads

>>384644427
>baby game

Loooool.

>>384644587
shit taste detected lmao

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I can't wait to play Hime's game!

>>384644671
>Order on 16th
>Delivery date 25th
>Friend orders on 18th
>Delivery date 21st
>We both have prime

Why

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>Still not shipped

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>>384644587

>>384644427
Americans getting hyped about arriving 10 hours late to the party lol

>Haven't got a good night's rest in days
>Downloading the game at midnight
Should I stay up and play the story or should I download it and go to bed after?

Alright, should I git gud with the charger or with the dualies?

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>>384645303
do you have work or school the next day? if not do what you want and deal with the consequences later.
Otherwise get some sleep. Squids will be waiting for you later.

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A moment of silence for our brothers who don't have either the Switch or the game yet. You will be in our thoughts when we cover the ground with our enemy.

>>384645530
Nah I have tomorrow off luckily.

>>384644671
I'm still waiting on my arms preorder. they still haven't shipped it...

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>>384646078
>>384644671
I'll probably just refund and buy digitally.

>>384646078
Call them and make them give you the game for free.

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Follow me

>>384646972
sauce?

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god fucking damnit 15 minutes left im so hyped

>>384646078

The fuck dude?

Hasn't that been out for a month? Call them and bitch them out. You should get something for waiting that long for a preorder you can get at the store right now.

>>384647356

I'm bummed because Nintendo doesn't do preloading.

Gotta wait for it to download, and I'm on vacation in Hawaii so don't know if the internet at this place is that good.

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Who /stillplaying1/ here? Got no Switch to switch with.

>>384647529
reporting in

>be europoor
>think about staying up after midnight to download it when it launches
>nah just get some sleep
>wake up
>download splatoon
>still get it earlier than murricans
Wew

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I CAN SMELL THE WOOMY

IT'S LIKE SALT AND SPIT

>>384644427
well i suppose now it will be a tsunami of squid porn all over again.

some of the OST are god tier

WHO ELSE /shipped/ HERE?

10 minutes now?

>>384647526
The game is only a few GBs

>>384646972
>hand holding

MODS.

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>>384647356
Dang. Was going to go to sleep 45 minutes ago but been caught in these and other threads. At least I can get the download going so I can have it when I get back from work tomorrow.

>>384644427
Who here is getting physical? and who here is getting digital? Is there a better preference?

I live in California. Is it coming out at 9 for me or am I going to have to wait til 12?

Is it confirmed 12 EST for America? or 12 for each timezone? I live in Alaska, so starting this at 8pm feels good.

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Anyone know how big of a download it will be?

ITS 12 EASTERN TIME YOU FUCKS NOW STOP ASKING

>>384647836
like 3 gb

>>384647836
4.4Gbs~

>>384647732
I'm going digital because I don't want to drive to Best Buy tomorrow. I also figured that since it's pretty much online only there's not going to be a need to preserve a physical copy past the point of the online being disconnected, so I may as well download it.

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>>384647836
3.3 gigs

>>384647925
>. I also figured that since it's pretty much online only there's not going to be a need to preserve a physical copy past the point of the online being disconnected, so I may as well download it.

That is true I suppose...

>>384647732
>is there a better preference?
um... a preference is kind of individual to each person, so I'm pretty sure your "best" preference is probably going to be yours.

I'm going digital because I like to have my games I never intend to sell at easy access and I just get a big card/drive to store em.

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So we're going to play a match WITH voice chat, right /v/? mfw

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>Splatoon 2 releases
>have to go on a 7-day cruise to Bermuda with wife

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Where is it...

>>384648071
Take the switch with you

>>384648071
>7-day cruise to Bermuda
and Anon was never heard from again

>>384647732
I do most games digital. I don't enjoy having cases and junk and its a nice having everything accessible whenever I want it. I'm pretty confident that I'll get bored of a game long before my digital copy is obsolete.

That being said I do occasionally by single player games physically just in the event that I want to revisit it in the distant future

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>>384648067

>voice chat with people you don't personally know

no thanks

>>384648241
>Internet
>On a cruise

It's like 30 bucks an hour to use it.

>>384648071
hey... they probably have Wifi.
Bring the Switch and switch from Wifi to wife and back when the time is right

>>384644427
ITS HERE

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>>384648241
Can't get internet in the middle of the Caribbean; plus, it's vacation, so I'm gonna be spending it drinking daiquiris and chilling.

At least I'll have something to look forward to when I come back.

>>384648305
>>384648067
probably will play with the MK8D discord and use voice chat on that.

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IT'S UP

>>384644427
I already have it. Been out for hours here.

IT'S UP SQUIDS.

>Proceed to purchase
>Eshop crashes

Sasuga Nintendo

>>384648396
oh shit, post it.

>>384648335
He could play the singleplayer

>>384648485
fucking same, crashed when i finished putting in my info wtf

It keeps crashing.

ESHOP IS DOWN
I REPEAT
ESHOP IS DOWN

is everyone else unable to get into e shop?

eshop didn't even crash for mario kart. This must be fucking huge

>error has occured
NOT LIKE THIS

the eshop is not working or is it just me

WTF

YOU FUCKS LITERALLY CRASHED ESHOP

>>384644427
no, because the USPS ate my fucking package with my switch in it that I was supposed to get today.

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>an error occured
FUCK ME I WAS IN! I SHOULD HAVE PUT IN MY MONEY BEFORE GOING IN!

>3 minutes after Splatoon 2 is available
>eShop crashing

FUCKING BRAVO

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We fucking crashed the eshop.

quick, anyone here know if we can purchase it off an official nintendo website or some shit? or are we boned?

>eShop dead

Just

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>eshop is down

>>384648579
read the thread, faggot

its down

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Been playing all day.

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>>384648617
I put my money before going in, I just straight up cant even access Eshop atm.

>Eshop doesn't crash when they release the Splatfest demo
>Eshop crashes when less people are getting it since the demo was free
really spurs the almond

>No preload
Why even introduce a feature if you're going to drop it for your newer system

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ha

COME ON BABY I'M PAST THE JINGLE SCREEN

Is the eshop down for anyone else? It's saying an error has occurred.

>couldn't even keep the servers up to buy the game

I can't wait to pay money for this shit

God damn it I got to the game screen

>>384648572
Mario kart was a port. This is a """sequel"""

>>384648781

IT FUCKING CRASHED WHEN I WAS PUTTING MY CARD IN

FUCKING GOD DAMN IT I JUST WANNA BE A SQUID

>>384648781
Me too but everything is slow as shi-
>an error occurred

wtf I hate Nintendo now

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so close yet so far

>>384644427
>get in
>get to the page
>im checking out
>crashes

Nintendo stays winning.

>eshop hangs for ten seconds this time instead of a split second
>error
well, I see what I'm doing with my time tonight

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I got in and bought it. I'm glad I put the money on my account 20 minutes ago. This is the first time I loaded the account instead of just putting in the card at purchase

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>eShop breaks for only one game
>Nintendo expects us to pay for their services

JUST

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I just want to play vido game

I just checked my bank statement and Nintendo indeed pulled cash out of my account AND IT'S NOT IN MY FUCKING BALANCE WHAT THE FUCK NINTENDO GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER YOU FUCKING SUCK

>>384648528
or he could do fun things

>>384648982

Post pics you lying cuck

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Real talk, Nintendo better get their shit together if they expect people to pay money for this internet. This is pathetic.

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>>384648965

LITERALLY THE GAME OF THE SUMMER

AND THE FUCKING ESHOP IS BROKEN

>>384649037
If he wanted to do that he wouldn't be on /v/

>>384648982
If the purchase didn't go through the money will be returned within 24 hours.

>tfw not getting it until at least Saturday
I should probably stay off /v/ until then. I'm sure some faggot is going to post all the story mode spoilers.

>>384648706
Same here. Tried restarting my Switch and got as far as the Splatoon 2 store page one time, but now I'm having absolutely no luck opening the eShop.

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Why did this have to happen...

>We'll have to pay for this service next year

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>fucked store
>fucked voice chat
>Nintendo wants us to start paying for this shit

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>tfw it's finally downloading
>already 1/4th of the way done

At first I was thinking "why is everybody waiting till midnight to buy the damn game?" but then I realized Nintendo doesn't put games for pre-order on the e-shop. kek Nintendo get with the times already geez.

I'M IN BOYS

>>384649140
why do you fags care so much about the "story"? How fucking interesting could the story in a Splatoon game possibly be?

I GOT THROUGH AGAIN

JUST KEEP TRYING

>>384649131
oh thank god, last thing I need is to be double charged since there isn't anything else on the eshop I want

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>>384649229
>1/3rd

>>384649291
Yea, I freaked when it happened to me too, but it was fine like 8 hours later.

>>384649248
literally mashing the A button

Are the servers clogged? Trying to update my Switch I just got today.

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>>384649357
what do you think?

Fucking eshop errors, what the hell Nintendo

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>still can't buy it

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>>384649224
>>384649189
It's fucked because so many people are trying to buy the goddamn game digitally

welp looks like splatoon crashed the server. cant get into the eshop

>>384649232
They've let people download games early before IIRC just not this time cuz they're cucks

>freshness bonus
????

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Why aren't you downloading it right now?

>>384649248
>Get in 3 times
>Each time the keyboard pops up to put in my card info it crashes

w h y l i v e

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>>384649329
>1/2

Why the hell didn't Nintendo allow us to preload?

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>Nintendo wants us to pay for services
>This shit happens

Japs are the worst.

WOW THIS GAME IS SHIT
DEAD ON ARRIVAL

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>>384649430
because nintendo is inept

Go to eshop switch turns off
Smoke comes out of it
Wtf did you guys do to me

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NINTENDO I LOVE YOU BUT YOUR ONLINE SERVICES ARE A FUCKING JOKE
HOW DID YOU NOT SEE THIS COMING YOU RETARDED JAPS

>>384649523
See:
>>384649413
Millions of people are trying to get in.

Rip eshop

>>384649576
>>384649523
Then they should have allowed people to pre-purchase it. Not that hard, is it? Haven't they done that in the past?

who /spamminguntiltheygetin/ here?

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>still not in

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post yfw an error has occurred

>>384649567
if we cant get online no one can bish

Who's the most fuckable Huxtable?

well i quit. it's better to wait till someone manages to download the game here. not gonna waste my battery on this bullshit.

If they actually allowed us to pre-load the game this shit wouldn't happen.

BILL

>>384649665
Yes. But fuck if it's too much to ask to get it on their latest console

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>>384649694

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>>384644427
Thanks doc

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>>384649694

>>384649529
digital is out of stock

>>384649708
Vanessa Huxtable of course!

>>384649680

Please stop doing that. If 20,000 people are all doing it over and over it's not helping anything. Just wait and try every 5 minutes.

>>384649793
You're shitting me right?

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>>384649762
>tfw I get to play Splatoon 2 tonight.

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>>384649694
i got an error as soon as i finished entering my cc info

feels really bad man

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>mfw got through and bought itso fast i made wr time

>>384649827

If course he is that makes literally no sense.

For the next 10 min STOP USING THE ESHOP PLEASE

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tfw the errors are happening faster every time

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HAHAHA nintendo up to their ol' priority faggotry

Pro tip: if you have 3DS or Wii U games, Ninty already knows you'll wait. Server priority is to new accounts.

>>384649925
no
>>384649926
i actually started getting to a white screen then getting errors

>>384649912
its nintendo, you never know with them

>>384649925
Yeah please do this so that I can play

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I got in, got to the credit card screen, put in my password, it processed for awhile, then gave me an error. FUCK.
Go back to the home screen and it's fucking downloading.

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>>384649453
>3/4ths

WE IN THE HOME STRETCH NOW, BOYS

>>384646972
>handholding

I'm calling the cops you SICK FUCK

>Everyone trying to download Splatoon 2
>I'm just here trying to download Vroom in The Night Sky

Can you shitters stop for a minute so I can buy GOTY

Due high demand splatoon temporily for the price of 300 dollar

>>384650047
we're doing you a favor

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>tfw japanese faggot on my friends list is the only one playing

God damn it I literally just made myself some corndogs and ate them and I still can't get in. Well I guess I get to fap tonight afterall.

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>Nintendo servers

Making my bank account go JUST

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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>>384650093
>tfw no friends on friendlist

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finally got in, hope i can make it through

wish me luck lads

>>384649756
fuck off redditor

>>384650151
careful m8, you're bank might lock you out.

I'm just gonna check the best buy and target on the way home from work tomorrow. Wish me luck boys.

how the FUCK do you git gud with the Inkjet

>>384650151
shouldve bought it off of amazon or some shit. Im just trying to enter the fucking code

You guys did put the funds in before tonight, right?

ESHOP LAUNCH COUNT: 26
ESHOP ENTER COUNT: 6
SPLATOON 2 PAGE LOAD COUNT: 2
CREDIT CARD INFO PAGE COUNT: 1
SPLATOONS PURCHASED: 0

UPDATING RUNNING TOTALS AS THE NIGHT WEARS ON

>>384649817
Don't listen to him this is a trick to try to get you to miss out ont the game

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The dream is dead, guys. No more woomy.

>>384650228
main soldier for a week

>>384650228
dont, just use it to paint turf or escape

>>384649419
Really? Huh. That's retarded how they didn't do that with Spla2n

>>384650228
it fucking sucks
at least it's not broken like the damn inkzooka or kraken

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>click confirm purchase
>it kicks me out
>rage for a second
>it's downloading
WHO /DOWNLOAD/ HERE???

>>384650245
You can't put in the exact amount ahead of time right?

>>384645531
Getting physical copy tommorrow, Small town living and such means no midnight release

I'm going to come back in 30 minutes. Hopefully its fixed

>>384650202
Believe me, I had no clue this was happening. The eShop was bugging out on me big time
>>384650240
I wish Amazon had the code system in Canada

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>>384650378
HABBENING

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GOD DAMNIT NINTENDO

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>eShop jingles for a few seconds
>Get relieved
>Fucking errors
>mfw

Fucking Jewtendo.

Digital cucks BTFO. Who /physical/ master race here?

>>384650442
STR > INT AHAHAHAHAHA

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>>384650017
>finally done

AHAHAHA

SUCK IT NERDS

>>384650384
No, which is why I put 70 in. For tax and tip

>>384650442
Everywhere around me isn't doing midnight releases and Walmart 1 had no manager so couldn't put them out Walmart 2 said it "came out Monday"

HOW WILL DIGITALFAGS EVER RECOVER?

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>>384650442
Reporting in

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>>384650527

>>384650047
>wanting to play Double Botched English Sub: The Game.

>>384650442
Here, Going in the morning to Walmart. Already had a bit of a row in questioning why the fuck they don't stock the game tommorrow. Literally said next week, Working with someone to score that and the amiibos anyway

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>>384650658
problem?

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Almost got cucked by "an error has occurred" right after I pressed the payment button, but it actually went through.

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>>384650378
Here you go expert photoshop skills at work just for you /v/

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1/5 the crash

did it already launch on the jap eshop? if so, imimpressed that just NA traffic is enough to bring the whole thing down

being west coast is suffering

>>384650873
Nope, this is worldwide traffic

>Squid has 0p painted
>but has 2 kills and two specials
How is this possible?

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kill urself, nerds

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>>384650047

lololol thank you for the laugh anon

>>384650949
no (you)

>australia had it since 14 hours ago
I thought this was supposed to be a worldwide release

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>>384650442
:^)

>>384650934

Incorrect. It launched yesterday in Japan and hours ago in Europe with no issues.

This is 100% NA traffic.

Well, there's probably people from other regions also trying to download right now, but it was the *addition* of the NA traffic that caused the mess.

>>384650937
That means he disconnected during the match

>>384651026
Couldn't we have accessed the JP eshop when it launched with a JP account? Am I wrong?

I seem to get farther in if i wait a while before trying again. Anyone else?

>>38465112
Splatoon 2 has different versions for each region.

>>384651128

Yep. The game would have been in Japanese, though. This is one of the few switch games with different executables for different regions, due to the different splatfests, presumably.

>>384651026
People from South America add up too, I'm from chile and have to use an American account

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Squibs are pure

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I MADE IT LADS JUST KEEP TRYING

>>384645531
I bet you're so smug behind this lame post. I should have gotten one earlier to be honest but after the wiiu I had to wait. You guys train up and get good because when I do come back I'm going to fuck yall up and the japs. Be ready nerds.

IM IN FRIENDOS! WE CAN OVERCOME! WE ARE KIDS NOW. WE ARE SQUIDS NOW.

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GOT THE AMAZON CODE ENTERED, DOWNLOAD'S STARTING. THE DREAM LIVES, MY SQUIDS.

I WANNA PLAY I WANNA PLAY I WANNA PLAY I WANNA PLAY I WANNA PLAY PLAY PLAY PLAY RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Welp, time to stay away from splatoon threads until tomorrow evening.

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>buy 3 eshop cards to prepare
>I'll put these in early just in case there are any issues
>friend DMs me and asks to play a different game
>I'll do this first I've still got time
>Lose track of time
>mfw

>>384647529
I Was thinking of coming back since I can't find a wiiu but I heard of people hacking online.

>>384651617
Turning off for the night

No game for me for 12 hours

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>mfw finally got in and purchased the game after 40 minutes of spamming the A button

About time.

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GOT IN
KEEP MASHING THAT STORE

I'M IN FUCK THE ESHOP BUY IT OFF THE WEBSITE IT'S DOWNLOADING WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SOMEONE CALL DJ KHALED AND HAVE HIM TELL NINTENDO TO MAKE MORE SERVERS

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IM IN FUCKERS

>>384651617
Callie is an octo bitch and you have to fight her

>tfw you'll never fuck an inkling
Haha jk I'm not a pedo or anything like that haha

>>384644427
I'm a Humble Bundle survivor - I am ready for everything in one hour!

>>384651804
Wait, where?

>>384651883
http://www.nintendo.com/games/detail/splatoon-2-switch SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM THEN SCROLL UP TO SEE THE DIGITAL OPTION GOGOGO

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I'm in, the dream is real.

Anybody else get to the credit card page, it errored out, STILL CHARGED YOU, yet no download? I got back in a 2nd time to check "redownload" has nothign yet still got charged. Fuck me.

BUY IT FROM THE WEBSITE AND IT'LL DOWNLOAD.

>>384652041
Yep, same thing was happening to me. Nintendo is silly, you got the payment reversed though, right?

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Ohhhhhhhhhh

>>384652137
From what I can see, no.

>>384652101
WHAT LINK I CANT FIND IT

>>384652192
see
>>384652009

>>384652041
Happened to me too

I might just go to bed I'm too tired for this

bought and downloaded off eshop just now

I MADE IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlfd9EEX1hE

>>384645216
As someone who works for fedex it may just depend on the area you live in and how many stops a deliver may have.

For example:

We dont do "First Overnights" for certain areas because they are either small towns and it takes time to get out there on top of how long it takes to unload trucks with all of the shipments and load up all the packages onto a drivers van.

Your friend most likely lives in a more convenient spot or side of town

>>384650742
>MFW they keep fucking hinting Marioverse with fucking Splatoon.
FLUUD MARIO VS SQUIDS WHEN?

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>yfw booted out before payment

SPLATOON 2 IS WOOMY AS FUCK

I almost want to see more reactions before I decide to go to Wal-Mart tomorrow and purchase this.

WHO /IN/ HERE

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>eshop crashes just as i finalize the purchase
>scared as fuck
>find my brand new splatoon game on the home menu downloading

>>384652750
Should have played during the splatfest senpai.

downloading but it says 20 hours remaining....

I'm going to kill myself.

SOMEONE POST THE DISCORD

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>mfw

>>384652009
Thank you, fuck nintendo's eshit and fuck walmart for being lazy fucks and not even looking for a copy when i DROVE TO THE FUCKING STORE AFTER CALLING THEM.

>>384652847

I did. I never owned a Wii U so I wasn't entirely sold on it yet.

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>>384647356
>MFW I just remembered Spalt2 has a shotty.
COME TAKE THE FUCKIN POINT I FUCKING DARE YOU.

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>put switch down for half an hour and jack it to some anime tiddy
>come back
>eshop loads right up and i have no issues purchasing the game
are other people still having trouble?

>>384652828
>Crashed
>eWallet empty
>Game shows as unpurchased in eshop
Fuck me I'm going to bed

just grilled some bacon dogs

let's try this again...

You know you can buy it digitally in Amazon right?

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>>384652041
FELLOW SQUID KIDS

DO THIS

I COULDNT ACCESS THE ESHOP BUT THIS WORKED

HAPPY INKING

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I've been suffering with extreme depression, and got dumped last week... BUT THIS SPLATOON 2 HYPE IS GONNA CURE MY SHIT LADS LETS GEAR UP I"M DOWNLOADING RIGHT NOW

GOT THROUGH THE ERRORS AND DOWNLOADING. KEEP TRYING LADS.

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>>384653296

We're all gonna make it, squids.

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She does it!

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>50 minutes remaining
It's ok, at least i got it

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>>384653391
But she also loose it

>>384653391
Fucking everett god damn son.

>>384653403
>17 minutes remaining
Go squid urself

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>mfw the Marie headgear is Tenacity and will be impossible to get after this week

>get in
>forgot password

AND THE BIGGEST KEK OF THE EVENING IS

>>384653558
Shut up bitch

My gamestop code says currently unavailable wtf

>>384653578

Happened to me too. Just put new password and DOB or Nickname. I put DOB because for some fucking reason Nickname wasn't working.

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I'm going to be the cutest squidboy!

>>384652947

https://discord.gg/zCTV5F

High level players only or at least try to not fuck the squads up

>>384653558
>Marie headgear
??

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>$90 leaf bucks total

What the fuck bros, what do I do?!

>>384653446
C U T E

>>384653446
That's a really cute expression. How does Nintendo do it?

>>384653965
Get the fuck out of Canada, you idiot.

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>>384653841
Marie Amiibo is the old Singleplayer outfit from Splatoon 1 and the main ability on the headgear is Tenacity.

>>384644427
Are some people actually getting midnight release for Splat 2?

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>>384654018
nintendo knows what we want

>>384653965
>A FUCKING LEAF

>>384654113
Are there any other cute expressions in the game?

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>>384648510
>>384653792

joining fellas

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>>384653792
>High level players only

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>>384654257
smiling squib girls

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Is this game actually fun or does my weiner trick my brain into thinking I'm having fun because the girls are hot?

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>>384654539
Is fun.

>>384654507
Eh, not as cute as the other one imo.

Call me a shitter but after playing for three hours I give up on the motion controls. Im just too animated with how I play for it

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>>384654507

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>>384654756

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>>384654791
really makes you think...

>>384644587
fpbp

DE GESO

>>384654435

It's a meme but we do have a few players that competed with japs in high ranks on splatoon 1

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>tfw beat story mode
>no fucking Octoling gear
>playable Octolings denied again
FUCKING HELL NINTENDO

>work at gamestop
>regular Nintendo fan customer asks if we're doing a splatoon midnight
>tell him we are not
>he's super disappointed
>he is also my friend on the switch
>download splatoon 2 and play it tonight
>he sees I'm playing it on his friend list and sends me an angry text thinking I lied to him
>says he's on his way to my store right now to get it
>just chilling on the campaign while my irate customer is wasting time driving to a closed store
Feels strange.

>>384654960
ika musume gear when

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>>384654894
>>384644587

>>384655256
lmao that is sad.

>>384654719
You're gonna get thrashed online

you have 24 minutes to hit level 4 before salmon run starts

>6 minutes left to complete download

Hurry up, damn it.

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>>384655415
thanks for the heads up desu, just got to 3

how do inklings reproduce?

>>384655720
Mama Inkling just cums them out.

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>mfw if you take enough damage in single player, your clothes rips off and you see that delicious body and spats

How do I upgrade shit in singleplayer?

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>>384655720
By kissing and holding tentacles

>>384655720
Blotting

Why is there no "death" counter?

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>Preordered via Best Buy
>Get a email saying it is ready to pick up.
>Local Best Buy isn't open until 10am tomorrow.

T..Thanks Best Buy.

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>That boss battle music

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>>384656373
>Amazon keeps denying my requests to cancel
>Buy it digitally from Nintendo website
>All of a sudden they up the delivery date from Tuesday to tomorrow
For fucks sake.

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>gonna pick it up tomorrow
hope you guys have fun

God damn, I played a lot of the first game but I'm so trash at the second one/ And literally haven't won a single game so far

>going to Target tomorrow to see if I can pick up a Switch and Splatoon 2
I hope the scalpers don't get to them first.

Can you ever get released games from Walmart?

I feel like it is impossible to get releases before the morning.