ITT: we predict how stuff will be satirized in GTA VI

something something donald drumpf

>can call an uber
>some dumb college kid shows up
>sometimes a creepy serials killer guy shows up

>drumpf
>grumpf
>slumpf
>gagbagumf

>>384639151
Netflix will be called something really on the nose, like Lifeinvader for facebook. They'll probably call it White Noise or Sexflix or something stupid like that

>GTAV was the 3rd best selling game of June
There won't be a GTAVI

Desining a contemporary GTA must be a nightmare. I mean, these games now take years and years to develop due to the insane budget and technology. So if they start designing it, a few years down the road the culture is probably a bit different. How do they do it? GTA V impressively felt like 2013. But imagine if say they stared working on GTA VI in 2015, even now it would seem kind of outdated. I wonder if they do all the cultural references last.

>Police are equipped with body-cams
>They're literally never turned on and have no impact on the game world

>>384639151
there won't be one.

>>384640039
Brapflix. Just seasons upon seasons of asses farting.

>>384639151
>You see idiotic protests on the streets.
>Protesting like for gluten foods or something

>>384640663
what cultural references? what did V do? they always keep them pretty vague when they're modern. that's part of the charm of the series. I still can't believe anyone would want those awful mods that put real products (pepsi, etc.) into the game world.

>>384639151
>He will not dissect us or something written on the walls.

>>384640946
>protestors block traffic
>ram your car through
>no wanted level

>>384641256
>protesters block traffic
>ram your car through
>police thanks you

>>384640663
There isn't much that's especially topical in V. Facebook privacy and such had been an issue for years by the time V came out.

That said, a lot of the culture references are in the dialogue, which isn't recorded until relatively late in development. Stuff like billboards are easy to change as well.

>player beats up random npc
>other npc calls police to report crime
>police show up
>shoot npc that called

>>384640972

V just seemed to capture how it felt in 2013 (and often still feels). You had smartphones, but you also had tons of little stuff like advertising for hand sanitziers, a hipster city attitude, how the city is filled with self-help gurus....It actually feels like it had the attitudes and feelings of how people felt at the time

>>384640946
>Protests could go like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvsI9DPoOfE

>>384641256
>>384641330
>>384640946
>Protestors block traffic, protesting police brutality
>Ram your car through
>They call the police anyways

>>384641502
ah yes, way back in the glory days of 2013.

>>384641626
>They shout "POLICE!" while you ram through it.

>>384640946
protesting isn't new. I guess it's true how every generation thinks they invented sex.

>>384641393

the liberalish hipster attitude felt very topical. I know that's always been an aspect of LA but it felt much more pronounced in recent years. also i think jimmey and tracey represented the worst traits of youth pretty well

>>384641914
No new but more rampant and ridiculous than ever.

>>384640039
It should be called WebKino or StreamFlick.

>>384639151
>t. CEO of a cable company

I have no idea why but I would love to have the option to watch Netflix through an ingame TV (with my own sub)

I hope they go out of their way to avoid any references to Trump at all.

>>384642428
Literally impossible.

>>384639151
>Fake news everywhere and wacky characters like Alex jones.

>>384639151
Cinnnanet

>>384642758
>Some fucking strange Elon musk character talking about some ridiculous inventions and strage theories.

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GTA VI WILL BE VR

SOURCE? My cool logo I just whipped up

>Instead of facebook parody, they should make a snapchat parody like Snap Snatch or something.

>>384639845

I serevely doubt Dan will go for jumping on the same train everyone else is when it will have long left the station by the time they have anything to show.

>>384643428
GTA: VI = R? Are we seeing a sci-fi GTA soon with Tesla Coil weapons?

>>384642686

Trey Parker already said he's avoiding Trump jokes in the next season of South Park so it's possible.

>>384643583
>And instagram with instagratification or something.

>>384643846
Don't they already have an instagram parody?

>>384643950
I don't remember... I only remember Life Invader and Bleeter

>>384643583
>snap snatch

hat's actually kind of funny

>>384643770
wut

>>384640175
no they'll make it (eventually)
the SP will just be gutted even more then V

>A website filled with boards with dumbasses who stormed the election
Wait, that's /pol/

>>384639151
>GTA 6 will mock the left more than the right because of SJWs.
I can't wait

>>384642758
San Andreas and 5 both featured radio shows with paranoid conspiracy theorists

>>384644727
What was gutted about the single player?

>>384641492
Only if he's black or hispanic.

>group of people saying they are anti-fascist
>they act like Nazis
>the leader is a play off of Hitlers name

>>384646502
Haven't seen the news recently have you?

>>384639151
Republican Space Rangers meet an alien Trump promising to deport humans.

>>384646282
>not nearly as many buildings to go in
>most heists are pointless in terms of getting money
>side-missions feel added-on/not very fun
>city only took up 1/3 of the map
>property missions feel grindy and never feels like you make that much money from them
>only have a few friends to hang out with and even fewer activities to do in the city (drinking and tennis is pretty much it)

in online you can
>own multiple apartments
>own multiple cars
>rob huge banks when you want
>do drug running missions that actually make you feel like a criminal
and I know online is really laggy and stuff but it has really good ideas I have no idea why didn't get put in SP

I fully expect to be able to barrel through crowds of protesters blocking traffic.