Why is this allowed?
How can Nintendo get away with this in a children's game?
>>384621914
Muh dick.
>>384621914
I recommend you get out of your basement and have a look at today's children
>>384621914
I'm sure they're aware more adults play these games than kids... lol
>>384621914
>That tattoo
HOW CAN SQUIDBOIS EVEN COMPETE?!
>>384622325
What a sorry state we live in, where children dress like whores.
Imagine if Callie won the final splatfest..
>>384621914
>it's canon in a first party Nintendo game that a young girl got tentacle raped and mind broken until she was a corrupted slave wearing a dark slutty outfit
Truly the best timeline
>>384622325
Yeah no. I'm not into that
>>384621914
>>384622419
You think visible thong and slut tatoo are bad enough for this fine E rated game?
WATCH THIS
>>384623543
>that mooseknuckle
is this real?
>>384621914
>that pose
IS THAT....no it can't be.
>>384623543
Thats a nice squishy woomy lad
>>384623543
What the fuck nintendo?
>>384621914
Can't wait for all the corruption, rape and mindbreak doujins.And Shadman's take on her.
>>384623660
Yes
>>384623660
I-it's just a zipper!
The final boss is literal garbage compared to the first game's.
>>384623543
This is a daily reminder that splatoon fags are just as fucking gross as undertalefags.
SEEK THERAPY.
>>384623970
I am also eager my friend
>>384623970
>shadman
>>384621914
JoJo references are all over the place these days anon, not surprising Nintendo jumps on the bandwagon.
>>384621914
Does Marie have a new design? If so new dual pack amiibos when
>>384623414
Callie fags blown the fuck out.
Better not lose the fucking splatfest or your waifu will get OCTO'D
>>384624139
>hating based shad
>>384622419
>yfw you "save" her and she just goes right back
>>384624587
She craves the Octo cock.
>>384624769
Do they even have penis?
>>384622419
Who even drew this anyway? It's like it just emerged from the aether all of a sudden.
>>384624587
>>384621914
Marina's tits, Inklings camel toe and now this? Nintendo isnt even trying to hide the lewd potential anymore.and i am glad of it
Is Nintendo, dare i say, /our/ guys?
>>384625217
>mfw they both got OCTO'D
>>384625232
All the OCTO'D jokes made that piece of art manifest itself spontaneously to a random Splatoon thread.
>>384625231
They have 8 huge phallic objects, plus they're humanoid so they have an extra one downstairs.
How could you ever compete?
>>384621914
The animations are so much better than the first game
>>384625231
Yes.
Google it.
>>384621914
Wow, sometimes its ok when nintendo does it can be a good thing.
>>384625504
Whats wrong with that squirrel?
>>384624227
>fought as hard as I could
>IT WASN'T ENOUGH
>>384625970
>Callie literally got mindraped.
>>384626428
How does it feel to have your waifu be reduced to Octoling ink bucket?
>mfw Marie was my girl from the get go.
>>384625231
The males have a tentacle that holds sperm. They then place it inside the female's mantle. The female then finds a cave to lay eggs and protects them. The female dies due to doing nothing but guarding the eggs, and the male dies because most octopi only live 1-3 years.
Squids also usually die after mating. No real parental care though. Maybe they'll place the eggs in seaweed before dying.
Some cuttlefish have small males who tuck in their inseminating tentacles, sneak into another, larger, males territory, and knock up females. They'll even get fucked to keep up the act.
Nautilus are boring, so nobody cares about them.
>>384625301
>>384624293
>>384624098
You're all probably discusting fatasses. Seek mental help.
>>384626620
>they'll even get fucked to keep up the act
Post more spoilers
what happens post game?
>>384623970
>Shadman
>>384627010
To my knowledgejack shit.
>>384627010
Marina is escorted from the premises by armed Inklings, to later stand trial for the kidnapping and brainwashing of Callie
Callie, having seen the footage of Pearl making fun of her disappearance, meets her behind the studio with a couple of fanboys and inadvertently beat her into a coma
Marie is tasked to guard Octavio, where her complete lack of personality renders her immune to his charms and brainwashing technology
>>384627382
No unlockable Octo's? No Squid Sister related stuff? That sucks
>>384626681
>discusting
You're actually retarded.
>>384627549
Callie can't even been found anywhere in the post game. She literally goes back to her Octo masters right after you save her. >>384624587
IT'S A KID'GS GAME THERE'S NO WAY THEY DID SOMETHING TO HER YOU FUCKING IDIOTS FUCK OFF!!!!1
>>384623970
>>384623970
>shadman
>>384626681
>Tumblr.com
>>384626681
You have to be 18 to post here kiddo.
Is there split screen?
>>384622419
>that image
kys octavio is pure
>>384625217
Goddamn, this localization is fecal.
>>384627960
Anon...
>>384627960
>Calliefag denial
CALLIE WAS DEFILED BY COUNTLESS OCTO COCKS OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND SHE LOVED EVERY MINUTE OF IT LIKE THE DIRTY SLUT SHE IS!!!
why is everyone so lewd in this kids game?
>>384624587
>brainwashing glasses
>puts them back on
Oh boy, we in for some good doujins tonight, boys.
>>384628987
I think you're just framing the children's game with your adult fantasies.
>>384628987
Between Fire Emblem, their involvement and promotion of neoXeno and Fatal Frane 4, and now even Splatoon apparently, Nintendo is getting pretty gross.
>>384623970
>>384627797
>Marie has to keep "rescuing" Callie over and over again as she keeps returning to DJ Octavio's rape dungeon willingly.
The doujins write themselves!
>>384624587
To be fair, those are some pretty sick shades.
>>384628832
How many octococks did she take?
>>384623970
>shadman
>>384629027
>tonight
I fucking wish.
>Captcha:Select all images with sunglasses.
lel
>>384629449
8 everyhour
>>384621914
Fucking mole cancer
It's not sexy!
SO what actually happens if you tap the Callie/Marie amiibos?
>>384624587
In all fairness those are fucking awesome shades.
>>384622325
i want to think that the statement sounded better in your head.
>>384630028
Nothing, the content is locked
>model won't be ripped for a long time due to new format
>can't virtual cum on her tummy
well, time to neck myself
>>384627547
>it's a "genki genki moé is the only good personality" post
Damn Calliefags, why so salty at being the loser?
>>384621914
If you think this is attractive you should kill yourself. You are pathetic and will never reproduce.
>>384621914
did I notice a JoJo reference?
>>384626482
No fucking way that's how they do it
>>384630319
What did you say? Something about your post just puts me to sleep
>>384621914
IS THAT A REFERENCE???
>>384630158
yeah, you got to finish the singleplayer first.
So, has anyone done it yet?
>>384630997
>>384631529
IS THAT A SAMEFAG???
>>384622419
is that a Yoko Taro character?
>>384631782
>>384624587
But what is the rest of the repeat dialog like?
Captcha knows
is that a?
>>384629250
Its almost like Nintendo is doing it on purpose.
Bill Trinen strikes again.
>>384623970
>Shadman
>>384631569
You just get a bunch of Splatoon 1 single player gear.
>>384621914
I defy you to tell me exactly what is wrong with that, OP.
>>384632252
CHUNNI REFERENCE?
>>384632902
source?
>>384621914
I want to bully evil cally with my penis.
>>384628987
Because kids need lewd shit to turn into adults.
>>384633324
Somebody showed it in the Splatoon general. You can go looking for it in the archive. I didn't save any of the images.
>>384633324
The only one i know is enclick on youtube.
>>384634174
well thats boring. Sure they used the callie/marie amiibos and not the reggo squidlings?
>>384630468
It is, and it's incredibly dangerous for the Male Octopus, so once they latch their arm on the female they chop it off and swim as far away as they can
>>384623706
Das a MF Jojo reference
>>384623970
Why do people like shadman? It's drawn so bad
>>384625217
Why did she write the letter if she was tied up?
>>384624293
Frankly I don't care for the man, but I do admit, he's a good business man.
>>384635442
I'm honestly just curious to see how badly he'll fuck her shit up.
>>384635442
Shads mostly bad, but the times hes good hes really good.
>>384636392
>>384623970
I bet you autists think Palcomix is good
>>384621914
>>384622419
Octarians are just the superior species how can boy inklings even compare.
>>384636693
> if you dont hivemind with /v/ into blindly and completely hating shad you MUST also like X
Nah man
>>384621914
The e in e10 means everyone not children.
>>384621914
Remember she keeps coming back.
Octavio trained her well.
>Nintendo of America localization
Enjoy your memes americucks.
>>384629156
>gross
>>384623970
>shadman
>>384637148
It's generally agree that NA splatoon translation is more lively than the EU one
>>384637273
Is the EU one accurate to the JP one?
Anyone who takes "artistic interpretation" over canon is a fucking faggot
>>384623706
I S
T H I S
A
J O J O
R E F E R E N C E
>>384635687
gave me a kek
have a (you)
>>384637273
Lively doesn't mean good. You can rewrite anything to be more stupid and outlandish and all it becomes is stupid and outlandish. Not to mention overly immature.
>>384637434
You will not take Cockney spyke away from me!
>>384633803
Looool I haven't lost my shit at a post in awhile
>>384623970
>>384623970
>shadman's take on her
A shitload of freckles, black nail polish, and chromatic aberration.
>>384637925
Dont forget chokers, an ass thats about 67 sizes too large for her body, and a cigarette.
>>384638067
dont forget the swastika
>>384621914
>squids take octo girl and make her a brainwashed sex slave/idol
>octos respond in kind
THE CHAIN OF RETALIATION IS WHAT WILL TRULY BIND THIS WORLD TOGETHER AS ONE
>>384621914
Is there full footage of the final boss fight?
Japanese children games are different.
>>384621914
>dat midriff
>>384638067
>forgetting the eyebrow piercing
>>384624587
It's the same thing they did last game.
>>384638241
You try actually looking for it?
>>384637434
But the localization is canon, idiot.
>>384621914
Judging by Marina and screenshots, I thought Callie disappeared to go undercover to broker a peace treaty with the Octolings and defect from the Octarian army. Essentially 'evil Callie' was simply a red-pilled, resistance outfit.
I mean, I never played the first game, but it makes no sense that Octolings and Octarians look nothing alike.
>>384638870
No, the JP version in canon, Treehouse is pure fan-fiction.
>>384638870
Localizations are never canon, bub. It doesn't really matter how many mental gymnastics you go through to prove to yourself otherwise.
>>384638983
lolno brainwashing.
>>384639526
Just like Danganronpa. Has it been a year already?
>>384621914
>Hey, DJ
Is this before they turned it up?
>>384639715
>July 11
Damn, it has
>>384621914
If you don't like it I suggest you get off of this website
>>384622419
Source?
Will Marie and Callie be back in splatoon 3 as announcers since they reunited at the end of 2? Squid sisters vs Off the hook splatfest?
>>384641089
There is none. It simply is.
>>384641404
They might return in an update to this one.
I hope they do, Off the Hook sucks.
>>384628987
"Lewd" is a legal way for corporations to sell erotica to children.
>>384642045
yes but removing pearl and marina out of nowhere would make no sense as story mode does not
>>384642157
They don't need to be removed, just make the Sisters an option. That way, everyone's happy.
>>384624587
This is kind of a retarded way to reuse a villian.
>>384642580
It's just a little bonus dialogue for revisiting the final boss.
>>384628987
Why is that zipper so big
>>384643395
Easy access.
>>384643690
Wait it was seriously just brainwashing? Wow I mean I was expecting something more clever? Like Callie wanting to further her career into other genres after they found out she was the less popular one in the final splatfest with the whole campaign just being a weird allegory for signing on to a different contract and partnering with DJ Octavio to court the Octo audience since they don't really need to compete over resources anymore and the entire turf wars thing is really just a formality at this point.
I want to play early
If you start from now please look.
octo callie, Videos that must be watched before starting the Splatoon2. Squid Sisters Stories
https://youtu.be/fqR3Sj1XzcI
>>384643893
lolno brainwashing.
>>384643893
This is Nintendo we're talking about here where plot variation is different ways to kidnap Princess Peach.
>>384638983
The Octarian grunts are just tentacles that were cut off and grow into minions. I assume octolings are the actual race
>>384621914
I don't understand how stuff like this doesn't get censored but wedding dresses do.
>>384645831
Say what?