Do you see yourself still playing video games when you're old?

>>384621356
Hopefully I'll still be enjoying mp games with my bf for a long time.

It'd be rad if I was still playing Monster Hunter at age 70

>>384621356
Nah I'd rather die young.
>Life is shit even when I'm young
>Its only going to get worse due to age

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>>384621356
>that was probably the restaurant he went with his sweetheart when they were young
>that was probably the very table they had their first date

>>384621356
black man here

Fuck no, my eyesight would be shit by then.
I plan on roiding myself up and fucking 18 year old girls till I die of a heart attack

They'll be almost 9 planets in Star Citizen when i'm 80!

>>384621356
I wonder if I'll be able to see the games.

>>384621621
The 10 dudes she fucked behind his back took her to that same In n Out

When I hit 60 I'll have a mid life crisis and become an obnoxious CSGO streamer who only uses razer products

>>384621725
based

>>384621652
>lmao
>>>/reddit/

>>384621356
I might be dead before 30.

>>384621536
I hope this will be the case with me. Depends if I have kids or not.

By the time I'm 70, medicine will probably have advanced enough to make it so being old doesn't suck.
So yeah I could probably game at that point

>>384621356
Sure, what else would I do?

>>384621764
If you play on Playstation then you'll never see the games.

>>384621997
That's what they were saying 70 years ago too.

>>384621356
When I think of myself around the age of 60 I remember some Discovery channel program about the 2050s, and there was an old man who got a heart attack on some stairs or something. Although nanaomachines or something allowed for a near instant response from a nearby medical team to start flying to him using their VTOL aircraft.

>>384621427
If you're a dude, you two will die of aids before you reach old age, almost a statistical guarantee.

If you're a chick, gimme those digits or moods bby

>>384621725
Why wouldn't you just live until you are 80 18 years old fucking hookers instead?

>>384622153
yeah, and trump is 71 and the president
not bad for medicine

>>384621356
The only thing I'm worried about is my reaction time degrading to the point where fast paced action games become unplayable for me.

That and arthritis/carpal tunnel.

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>>384622153
don't crush my dreams anon

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>>384621789
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUfzMDryA94
What did (((You))) mean by that?

>>384621356
My mom was playing video games the day before she died at 80, so yes.

It was Tetris.

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Elderly genocide (65+) would literally solve all the world's problems.

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No ill due in my middle 60s to something tragic like heart disease, cancer, something brain related or suicide.

Honestly my family genetics are fucking awful on both sides.
My mother's side is riddled with cancer and depression, my maternal grandfather died due to a Brain tumor.
My father side is filled with heart disease, my auntie has had a transplant, my uncle has cardiomyopathy, my father and I have irregular heart beats, two of my aunties are bio polar, my grandmother is diabetic and my paternal grandfather died young with a brain hemorrhage.
Did I mention all of my older siblings are showing signs of one of the above and we all suffer from anxiety and depression.

So no OP, probably not.

>>384622343
Spot the libcuck redditor

Who /over25/ here

>>384622343
Killing anyone would help.

>>384622343
At least up until you turn 65, right :^)

>>384621997
Maybe our bones will ache less but we will be stuck in some underfunded elderly home eating rank apple sauce and staring into a wall wishing we were dead because no pensions.

>>384621789
wtf is with you guys and infidelity jesus christ

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>>384622445
>*raises your healthcare costs*
Speak up sonny I can't hear ya

>>384622456
I am 34 years old. I hate my job and I live alone.

I play video games because there is nothing else left.

>>384622625
Cause it's true 99% of the time.

>>384622664
What kind of job?

>>384622456
27 here
4 year degree
member of two top 10% honor societies
summa cum laude graduate
former world record holder of beating alatreon with a boomerang in a group of 4
still a virgin

>>384622153
And it did happen. Back in the day old people were physically useless by the time they got to their 70s, and were just withering away from that point onward. Now plenty of people are remaining pretty physically able well into their late 80s and beyond.

>>384622629
>being unable to pay for your healthcare

>>384622780
Sorry you haven't met anyone worthwhile in your life.

>>384621536
This t b h

Not and edgy faggot, just seems like life has more bad than good for me, and I'm just useless who has no skill. Hope to somehow die before the age of 30.

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>>384622456
sup

>>384622780
Maybe for pasty, weak-chinned, walking doormats like you. Normal people are able to pick adequate partners who are faithful to them.

Yeah i do, my uncle got me into them, he's 45 and still plays daily and keeps up with the "scene" even though he he's married, has 2 kids and a job.

>>384622780
did you know that 99% of all statistics are made up on the spot?

>>384622794
Assistant manger at a grocery store.

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>>384622869
>women
>worthwhile

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>>384622456
>tfw I'm gonna be 25 in about a month
>kissless virgin
>been a NEET since high school living with my parents
>any day now I will get a letter in the mail confirming my diabeetus, so I can pile it on top of my bad back, tinnitus and possible gout

Life is fun.

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>>384622863
*ruins employment standards and housing market*
Maybe if you got off your phone you'd be able to hear me. Anons these days

>>384622943
Did you know I get paid $80,000 a year to make up bullshit charts and graphs?
>t. statistician

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>>384622964

Nah, hopefully I’m dead long before then.

If I don’t off myself hopefully it’s peaceful.

Aokigahara seems like a nice place to die.

ive tried killing myself before and it didn’t work, now whenever I mention going to Japan my best friend freaks out

>>384623078
why not apply for social security disability insurance?

>>384622215
You don't die from aids retard

>>384622780
everything is "cuck" this and "whore" that. who hurt you people??

>>384621536
Agreed. Since I got a job I've finally understood why the nips commit sudoku so often

this is how I see my life going

>I'll probably just kill myself before 21
>I'll probably just kill myself before 25
>I'll probably just kill myself before 30
>I'll probably just kill myself before 40
>I'll probably just kill myself before 60
>I'll probably just kill myself before I get dementia
>I'll probably just kill myself before 21

>>384623085
You crusty bitch. Why I outta

>>384623245
>who hurt you people??
cucks and whores i guess

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life can get better

life can get worse

what is always true is you will get better at life

>>384623425
i'm gonna kill myself if scientists somehow make anime girls real the day after i kill myself

>>384623192
Pretty sure you don't get handouts for small shit like this seeing as none of them impact my day to day life. Well apart from the possible gout I suppose but I doubt I actually have it.

And I'm not a rapefugee so no easy handouts here.

>>384623356
LMAO h*lla epic post /b/ro!

include me in the screenshot

>>384622153
My gramps is well over the 80s and he's still working at full force while being held in high regard by his own colleagues, with some of the younger employees even seeing him as a mentor of sort.

>>384622153
70 years ago, defibrillation was used for the first time to save a man from a tachycardia heart attack.
69 years ago, the first intro-occular implant was made, and Lithium Salts were used to finally control mania in mental patients.
In 1950 antihistamines were discovered, and the artificial pacemaker was made.
In 1952 the first mechanical heart was used on a living patient.
1953 - polio vaccine, first open heart surgery with mechanical lungs and heart
1954 - first organ transplants

So, less than 10 years of advancement and old people could:
survive what used to be a fatal heart attack
have their heart operated on and live
get a pacemaker on their heart to keep it from going tachycardic again
Get their eyesight fixed
Get their mania treated
Be treated to never get polio (a fatal disease)
receive organ transplants of any other failed organs and live

a lot can happen in 10 years, let alone 70.
In 70 years, life expectancy went from 64 to 78

>>384623593
what are you doing

>>384622343
no dropping a nuke on africa india and china is

>>384623590
People in America can get SSDI for meme shit like depression and bad backs

>25
>neet
>complete social retard
>no friends at all
>kissless virgin
>two times university dropout
at this point i guess i should just give up. literally no reason to keep trying - i got left behind and abandoned, and by now there is no chance to catch up again.

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Boys make the best girls

>>384621356
I plan on bring a cyborg by the time I'm his age. Not sure if I'll need to do things for enjoyment by then.

>>384621997
>implying medicine is advancing at all anymore
we've reached a dead end friend

>>384623724
I don't live in America. And my back isn't that bad.

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>>384623425
>cute anime girls will never be real in your lifetime

>>384623601
Don't want to diss your grandfather, but at that age you shouldn't really work. There is a young person that needs his job more than he does.

Who am I kidding? They are probably just split his workload in half and give it to other employees on top of their work when he retires.

If I don't get Parkinson's or some other horrible disease, yeah. But then even if you don't get that shit, you still have to deal with arthritis. I suppose I'd just have to play RPGs or something if it came to that. I intend to play for as long as my body and mind and allow

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>tfw you realize time flies
5 years ago you were just playing video games blissfully ignorant and now you're an young adult with a socially unacceptable hobby and no gf.
>tfw you will die alone

>>384622625
Found the autist.

>>384623245
The knowledge that the only people who'll always ever be content about sex are the ones who either don't get in a stable relationship at all or are always on the lookout for the opportunity to cheat on their partner.

>>384622343
While they are a drain on the system that system shouldn't exist in the first place. All forms of welfare are a scam to the young and productive.

>>384623319

Same. Working 12 hour overnights several times a week, getting my days off taken away, there's basically no free time. You have no energy to do anything, and there's no hope for the future.

I've been praying for death for a while now. People say Japan is the only country that suffers from this shit but they would be wrong. We have it about as bad in burgerland. The only benefit is that we at least get paid overtime, even if it is forced on us.

>>384622456
Me. 26.
No job atm. Haven't done anything since graduating a few years ago.
Everything just feels like a setup to fail.

>>384623916
This. It's bad enough pajeets are taking all the jobs, the last thing we need is old fucks taking away from the future.

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>27
>Recluse
>Have no friends
>Haven't really talked to a girl in 7 years
>No hobbies or anything just spend my days shitposting on /v/ with you guys

The other day one of the girls in my office resigned for a different job. She gave me a goodbye hug. It felt so nice.

Now that I know such a warm and happy feeling, it only hurts more.

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Honestly I don't get the obsession with suicide on imageboards. I've had my tragedies, you've had yours, fuck just pick some random dude off the street and you don't have to scratch too far to find some dark shit.
Actually the only guy I know who tried to commit suicide was a real punk. Motherfucker was heads and shoulders above in relation to people I know. Motherfucker tried to OD because "the world was trying to get him down".

>>384624018
sex bots soon tovarish

>>384623731
The grating thing is that there's no reliable way to get out of the NEET cycle, and every year that goes by you are just making it even harder.

I'm not asking for a career, I'm not asking for a family, I just want a shitty 1 room starter apartment and wageslave job.

>>384624058
Found the beta.

>>384624297
its just drama queens

>>384624018

I wasn't blissfully ignorant, I was still suffering from some mental anguish. I just didn't suffering nearly as much as now. Fun in my life died as soon as I worked full time.

>>384622229
Holy shit, it was the big pharmas fault again!

>>384624294

Did you like her?

>>384624294
>when a busty girl hugs you and she exhales, chest expanding against yours
>tfw ywn spoon with a big tittied girl

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>>384624294
>tfw all the girls used to hug me in high school because I'm pretty big and they used to joke it was like hugging a cuddly bear
>haven't been touched by a female since 2011

>>384624313
oh there are plenty of ways. take up a shit job, or an apprenticeship, or try uni again (lmao)

but the thing is - none of that will fix anything. i'll still be a middle aged autist with no social skills. zero hope to find a gf, let alone one of the kind that i would actually want. and no gf = no wife, no wife, no children, no family, no future.

i could probably escape NEETdom relatively easily - but what for? to do a job i dont like, to make money i dont need? when i have no hope at getting anything i want out of life anyway, regardless of being NEET or not? it just feels completely pointless, so why bother?

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>>384624518

>>384624297
I'm not suicidal. I just like wallowing in my own misery with all the miserable fuckers.

The fact that 4chan has become such a normie place hurts since now I'm not just one loser among many seeking a refuge from all the normal people, now I'm a loser seeing refuge among mostly normal people.

>>384624495
Yeah.

But she already had a chad boyfriend.

>>384624875

Oh, that's a shame.

>>384624749
>oh there are plenty of ways. take up a shit job, or an apprenticeship, or try uni again (lmao)
What do you think I've been trying to do for like 7 years?

I don't really care about a girlfriend, id rather spend time with myself doing what I enjoy, I just don't want to feel like such a waste of space fearing to leave my room because I can see the contempt in my parents eyes for being such a worthless human, with no purpose, with nothing to enjoy.

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>>384624875
If she has a chad boyfriend and you're a complete recluse then why exactly did you like her? It's very unlikely you have anything in common. I'm not trying to be insulting here, it's just just that I see a lot of anons complaining about 'chads' but then becoming infatuated with girls who are in all likelihood just as much of a normalfag.

Don't feel bad, tomorrow will get better. I promise you. Remember just be yourself. This is what you pay for when your mom and dad decided to fuck each other. Now you know why you're here.

>>384625241
>just b urself
YOU CAN'T FOOL ME

>>384625092
>tfw have a decent job and can afford to live on my own. Kinda considered a success I guess.
>tfw know I'm a shitty person and terrified of talking to girls.
>tfw at that age where my parents keep pestering me to get a girlfriend.
>tfw the other day heard my mom lying to her friends that I had a lot of girls chasing me, but I just had high standards and didn't like them

I mean I don't really mind anymore, but knowing my mom is disappointed in me is just depressing.

>>384621356
I am old now and still play them, so yeah.

>>384625209
They want a chadette gf to save their soul and lead them back to the path of normalfaggotry

>>384625092
>What do you think I've been trying to do for like 7 years?
slacking off and lazing around like every other NEET

seriously, there are plenty job opportunities, most are just really shit and you won't even consider them.

>>384625342
At least you don't have to face that disappointment like four times a day.

>>384624875
Man the fuck up and take her from him.

>>384625209
>then why exactly did you like her?
She was pretty, nice, kind, laughed at my awful jokes, and was the only girl in 7 years to give me the time of day (or at least act nice).

Listen dude, I know it wasn't going anywhere, but is it so hard to see why a loser like me would like someone above him?

>work 9am till 1pm
>commute is a 3minute walk from my house
>enough to pay rent and buy food
>occasionally work a morning on the weekend for some spending money
Living the dream t bqh. Rat race consumerism is living hell. I have all that I need, lots of free time to enjoy myself and I don't feel exhausted every day.

>>384625209
>then why exactly did you like her
because she's a healthy young attractive girl and he's a depressed virgin who is absolutely starved for female contact

>>384625342
My sister keeps saying she's kinda surprised I can't seem to find any girlfriend since she sees no reason I should not be able to. How am I supposed to interpret her sentiment?

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>>384625209
>then why exactly did you like her?
Are you by any chance autistic?

>>384621536
>Implying you're doing anything now that you won't be able to do later in life.
Shitposting requires very little physical or mental excursion.

>>384625475
>there are plenty job opportunities
Like?

What employers want a pointless ugly man who has sat at home doing nothing for 7 years with no education or experience living in the middle of nowhere 2 hours away from civilization?

>>384625475
Job opportunities are very dependent on where you live

playing? sure. discussing about them? probably not, I'm already 30 and even my friends with the same age only cares about the flavour of the month game while I still playing Pooyan and pinball

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>>384625342
Yeah, there's something unsettling about finding out "it just happens" is a lie. "Sort your life out and it'll just happen."

Got a job, got a car, got a place, turned 28, it hasn't happened yet. Statistically I'm well past the point where it never will. Kinda feel relief sometimes that I'd never end up like this guy >>384621356 but then I think I would anyway except there'd just be no picture on the table.

>>384625695
Since you have grown up with her you can talk to her you like less of a sperg so she doesn't know how weird you are probably.

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>>384621356
I would if my hands and eyesight are still OK. Would be pretty fucking funny kicking the ass of my grandkids in games, both old and new. It would be great as well to introduce them to the games of the past, hoping that they will see the value and joy in them.

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>>384621356

>chilling at my dads house, our Thursday tradition
>playing FFXIV, slapping Lakshmis shit
>pops is chilling across the room in his lazyboy, news on as background noise, and hes playing Homeworld on his laptop.

Hes a 65 year old retiree and hes currently cleansing the Garden of Kadesh.

>>384625581
>>384625708

Look I understand the concept of a lonely person falling in love because someone was nice to them and happens to be an attractive girl. I just think it's better to be honest in your assessment of things, no use projecting some kind of ideal relationship onto someone who you couldn't maintain an actual relationship with.

No offense, it just seems like something that would only make you feel worse later on.

>>384625756
fast food
construction
room cleaning
warehouse work

i mean seriously dude - even ex-cons manage to find employment after spending a decade or more behind bars. once you actually put yourself into it, you will find SOMETHING. but like i said, it will likely be shit and you wont want to do it.

>>384622316
he wont, reality will though

>>384625608
Keep telling yourself that. One day you gonna wake up and bang, the girl you love is marring chad. I know mine did. Funny right, haha..haa..a.

>>384626023
It wouldn't be half as bad if I at least could get some autism bux out it.

>>384621356

Someone post the unedited picture with the roastie laughing at him.

>>384626016
>Kinda feel relief sometimes that I'd never end up like this guy >>384621356 (OP)
You do realize that's a photo of him and his late wife, right? They used to go to that diner every week, but once she died he still does it out of routine.

>>384625695
She wants some fuck

>>384625756
My nanny keeps saying that while you won't always be able to find a good job, you'll definitely find a bad one no matter what.

>>384623724
Most SSDI payouts are under $1400, and to get that level of payment, you need to be SEVERELY disabled, to the point where it interferes with your ability to work.

>>384626109
>fast food
Been applying for those jobs since high school man.
>construction
These days most openings are looking for people with some form of education/experience, at least in my country. Also, bad back and shitty constitution.
>room cleaning
Immigrants.
>warehouse work
Bad back and shitty constitution.

Though obviously I could work harder to improve my constitution and fitness, but the bad back is probably not gonna get better from moving heavy crates around all day.

Also not having a drivers license cuts me off from a surprising amount of the shitty labor jobs.

>>384626630
I doubt it, she already has a boyfriend and she's also thinking of marrying him on top of that.

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>>384626614
Yeah, no shit. I'm free of the burden, the hassle, the grief. I don't get any of the upsides either, but oh well.

>>384626696
>no driver license
How can someone lose so hard at life not to at least have a fucking driver license?

>>384626074
You should get a diagnosis from a doctor. You are definitely on the spectrum my man and Im not even saying that in a negative way.

>>384621356
Anon, I AM old.

>>384622456
>29
>good job with my degree
>single
>still live at home because i fucked my credit years ago
>realize whatever i really don't care and my parents don't inhibit my life
>can buy a house soon
>in no real hurry
>realize my goal on this planet is to do whatever i want while covering my ass with the basics
I still play video games and have no plans of stopping.

>>384626829
You really dont belong on this website.

>>384626074
That Anon just explained why he liked her and regretted her leaving. You're the one projecting extra hard like she's your imaginary waifu or something.

Seek help.

>>384626829
>complaining about people failing at life while posting on /v/

>>384626912
>>384626957
You can do driving school for like $400 to $600, you don't even need to actually own a car and it takes a week

>>384626912
Lol are you serious? You can find anons with a well-paying job, a girlfriend, a pretty face, a master's degree and you still consider a fucking driver license an achievement?

>>384626829
Cause being a NEET means I can't easily magic up the 1000 bucks or to get a drivers license.

I don't live in America, getting a drivers license not only costs a lot, it also takes a lot more effort.

>>384626829

Serious question, but do people with autism have a hard time driving? There are an awful lot of people here who don't even have their licenses, and they're in their early to mid 20s.

>>384621356
when you're old is the best time to play games.

young girls are easy. Way easier than you think. older girls are gross af. If you want to fuck the best years for it are your teens. When you are young you have more energy to do physical activities you can explore the world and have more fun. When you are old its either play video games, watch tv, or listen to other senile old people talk about what their kids are up to.

if you anons think you are going to skip "the rat race"and skip out on having kids then become old and suddenly drop gaming and become some sort of social butterfly you have another thing coming.

>>384627062
>>384627061
Again, people such as yourselves do not belong on 4chan.

>>384627069

>1000 bucks

Jesus Christ, what country are you from? It barely cost me anything to get my license in Japan and the US.

>>384621356
I will, if the games last that long

How long before Atari carts become unusable?

>>384627120
I'm a 28 year old friendless KHV who hates every video game made since 2007, I'm not going anywhere

>>384626829
I don't have one, but I live in a place with no cars.

>>384627316
The solid state ROM inside cartridges is virtually indestructible

So long as you can clean the corrosion from the contacts and possibly replace the EEPROM battery almost no cart will ever "die"

>>384627106
>Not even 30
>Already feeling weaker than I was when I was 19

It's only downhill from here. I keep telling myself to get off my ass and go outside, but I can never find the motivation to. Fuck.

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>>384622456
>26
>college dropout, couldn't afford to finish and student loan in US is a death sentence
>DURRR GO STEM
>know HS classmates still out of work with STEM degrees, also jobless
> was going for EE, also dabbled in Nuke Eng and Soft Eng - basically anything Engineering
>hearing is dogshit since birth can't do military or service jobs
>live in service industry, US
>tend to alternate between flipping burgers and occasional factory/warehouse jobs before I get replaced with more buddy-buddy people since I'm practically a deaf-mute
>smoke and drink more than I should, but no current health issues
meh, I'll just ride the ride until it's no longer worth riding. Games seem to keep the fee fees to a manageable level.

>>384627194
Good old Sweden. 1800 bucks is around the average to get a drivers license here.

>>384627647

I thought I had it bad in burgerland. Man

>>384622343
What the fuck is wrong with you

>>384627069
You mean it's not normal to expect your parents to pay that kind of shit?

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>>384621356
Yes if I'm a lonely underemployed sod the rest of my life
No if I become more wealthy and/or have a family that I can do stuff with

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>>384621356
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=NW8qIxENJEA

/a/ has based Grumpy-Jii San. Who does /v/ have?

>>384627909
This guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSyIzGfTEBA

>>384627762
Nigga isn't America one of the easiest countries in the world to get a drivers license in? At least among the first world countries.

>>384627806
It is, but we are a fairly poor family and I don't want to be a bigger burden than I already am.

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Maybe. I probably won't play them as often as I do now, also depends on what comes out and if they match my interests. I wish I don't become as jaded as some of these anons are, I'm 21, turning 22 in September, I really wouldn't want to turn into some angry, depressed virgin.

>>384621356
no, im 26 and having problems finding fun games so I spend more and more time on other things

>>384627909
Man I really need to watch Aria, I've had it on my list for ages.

>>384628034
Then people ask me why I don't want to get involved with women.

>>384627997

No, I just meant in general. Aren't prices in general pretty high in Sweden? I've talked to some people here and they complain about everything being so expensive.

Anyway yeah, getting a license is easy as shit here in America, and it barely costs you a thing. Hell, in some cases you can get it practically for free, like when you're a high school student.

>>384621356
>implying I'm not old

newfags please go.

>>384626942
>You're the one projecting extra hard like she's your imaginary waifu

Maybe I phrased things badly. I wasn't trying to project anything. I was just wondering why so many anons seem to become infatuated with (probable) normalfag girls. Forgive me for my autistic misunderstanding of human emotions.

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>>384627957
>that was 4 years ago

I'm not a fucking manchild, I don't even play games now.

>>384621356
Probably not. I'm 31 and I can feel my reflexes diminishing. I still play stuff like CoD occasionally, but I just don't have the reaction time I did 10 years ago, so I get wrecked most of the time. Turn-based games are fine, obviously, but now Japan is moving away from that type of JRPG battle system, which means eventually even that genre will be locked off to me.

>>384628370
>>

>>384627957
>notice subtitles option
>click it
it's perfect

>>384622780
It's really not

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>>384628338
"Liking" does not equal infatuation, you troglodyte. To like someone means to have a slightly above average appreciation for them. You go out of your way to communicate with them, or at the very least enjoy it when they go out of their way to speak to you.

That's not infatuation.

>>384628274
>No, I just meant in general. Aren't prices in general pretty high in Sweden?
Oh I see. They are generally a bit on the high side, not massively though. Drivers licenses are a fairly big deal in Sweden. In my high school class there were two people who had a licensee by the time they left school, and we have some pretty good public transport so less people feel the need to get one, especially around the Stockholm area where I live.

>>384627120
>/r9k/posting in one of the normiest boards on the site
enjoying every laugh

>>384623245
The girls who wouldn't sleep with them. You know, the whores.

>>384628727
Ive never once been to that board. Go back where you came from.

>>384628550
Kinda makes me happy that I'm not all that into multiplayer or twitchy games.

>>384623720
You forgot to add USA and Israel as well.

>>384624018

5 years ago I was just 19 still sitting here doing what I do now, work all day come home and scroll up and down on 4chan while telling myself I'm gonna load up a game but never actually do it.

The only plus I in my life is being a worthless void has netted me really good credit.

>>384628802
How weird, I bet you'd feel right at home.

>>384628370
Then why are you here?

>>384628134
in that case the goy had the bad luck of being born into a family with a cunt sibling with an even dumber cunt of a father for acting without any facts.

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>>384628871
Just to suffer.

>>384622153
And relative when they said that, medicine has advanced well enough to make being old not suck as much as it did 70 years ago.

>>384628947
Well I guess I did set myself up for that one

>>384621356
Probably, but most of all I see a great movie about the shut-in generation at old age in the making

>>384625608

>work 5 am to 3 pm
>have to wake up at 4:15 AM just to get ready and drive to work
>living off of no sleep for the past 3 years and health is deteriorating

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>>384628871
To laugh at you pathetic piece of human garbage.

>>384627997
Dunno mate, you can probably contribute more to your family with a driver's license, you could start working at Uber/Lyft/Cabify/whatever or as an errand boy.

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>>384621356
elderly people are too pure for this world

>>384628931
And to be born in a country dumb enough to put people in jail out of wildly unprovable accusations.

I'm hoping I won't live that long.

Just waiting for my liver to give out.

>>384629159
What's this? I'm scared.

>>384629159
>>>/reddit/

>>384625608
I wish I lived somewhere where so few hours would pay for rent, let alone the rest

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>>384628727
He's right thought.

>wow these guys on /r9k/ are pretty weird huh
>check out Wizchan for 5 minutes
>there are suicide generals

>>384628338
At least you admit you're autistic.

Some people are just born to fail.

>>384629040
I have traits of all the robots, but mostly mouse and sloth.

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>>384628693
If it makes you feel better you can mentally replace every mention of 'infatuation' with 'entry-level romantic feelings'. The basic point remains the same. Feelings for someone you have nothing in common with are understandable but pointless. Don't dwell on them.

>>384628723

Oh, well then I can kind of understand. Public transportation is shit here in rural Illinois. You literally need a car, unless you want to spend out the ass for taxis. Hell, public transportation in the USA as a whole could use some work. We still don't have bullet trains, in the year 2017.

>>384629040
Who /cerebrotronic/ here?

>>384629787
>>384629040
I have a grab bag of basically everything from the first three except that I can cook

And I feel an overwhelming urge to beat the shit out of the sloth

You don't have to talk to somebody to clean your fucking room

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>>384629549
>man 4chan sure has a lot of loli lovers
>go to 8ch because bored
>there is a literal pedo-lovers board
>mfw

>>384629907
/cerebrotonic/ reporting in

>>384622456
33, married, 2 kids.
Finish about two games per year, lurk around /v/ more than I play.

>>384629920
Sloth here, our mindset is "why bother?" No one is ever going to see it.

>>384621356
Fuck no, i'll probably have arthritis by then so anything action-oriented instantly goes out the window. At some point it's good to embrace a new way of life

>>384624058
That doesn't even make sense

>>384628034
If there's any silver lining in that story, it's that the parents will feel such extreme guilt on a daily basis that it sends them to an early grave and the son gets that inheritance all the more quicker.

>>384629943
8ch use to have a raid board (/bahp/ where they did a bunch of stupid shit that got NSA and CIA down the owners throat.

I went to the board once and had someone follow me for like 6 months. The worst part was I was just lurking.

>>384629040
this covers everyone ever and just draws the negatives. 4chan is trash.

>>384630220
Nah, my sister is perfect.

>>384629040
I am the mouse. feels awful

>>384621356
>cropping out the laughing bitch on the right
>LMAO VIRGIN OLD MAN IS SAD AND LONELY

>>384621356

bitch, i'm not even playing videogame right now, i don't even know why the fuck i come to /v/ anymore

>>384623078
>Bad Back.
>Gout
>Diabeetus
All of that is preventable by eating better and exercising. Your ailments are self induced faggot.

>>384630628
After having started working out my left hand sometimes randomly gets stuck in a position and I can only seem to turn it back to normal if I move it to a relaxed state with my right hand, how do you call that?

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>>384623078
You know what to do.

>>384622625
Hahahaha it was mean but it had me rolling. Fuck that old dude and fuck you too!

>>384630895
>BUT THIS OTHER THING.
Probably carpel tunnel. Still doesn't discount the fact that Diabetes and Gout are directly influenced by diet and exercise. Bad back is helped by simply losing weight.

Sounds like you eat gravy and fries as a snack, then eat an entire 8 piece KFC bucket for a meal 2 hours later and shit 5 times day.

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>>384621789

>>384628780
>EVEN WHORES WON'T SLEEP WITH THEM

>>384625209
You failed to interpret his post correctly.

He's not fantasizing about that woman.

He's crushed by the contrast of hugging someone loving and the empty, lonely life he lives daily.

>>384622780
It's true most of the time. Half the idiots in here never think of themselves as victims or as the ones cheating.

>>384623239
tell that to eazy
oh wait

>>384621356
THat's me in the future, except it's all techno babbly and youngsters are hoverboarding on the sidewalk, with actual literally hovering boards.

I feel like shit, AND old.

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>>384621356
yes

>>384622869
She's probably fucking your friend right now bro. You're an idiot if u think ppl don't cheat. Remember this post when she dumps you and immediately starts dating your friend. She was cheating on u

>>384631143
>BUT THIS OTHER THING.
Wasn't him anon, sorry for firing up your rage inductors.

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>>384631423
I only now noticed the photo after seeing this

>>384631441
>u

>>384631143
Does that shit heal by itself eventually or what?

>>384623661
but the polio vaccines gave everyone autism
checkmate atheists, zing!

>>384621356
I swear I remember that frame and photo looked much different, I think I slipped into a different timeline

>>384629040
Cereebrotonic describes me almost perfectly, except i'm pretty stupid.

>>384631642
Diabetes wont ever be completely gone once you developed it, however losing weight and dieting correctly can make it basically gone.

Gout is cured via medication and controlled diet. No alcohol and avoiding food high in uric acid.

>>384632010
I was talking about CTS.

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>>384631847
>Had all my vaccines.
>Not autistic.

>Friend's Sister is an anti-vaccer.
>First kid has autism.
>Blames it on drinking water.
>Second kid has autism.
>Blames it on food.
>Third kid has autism.
>Finally admits she is genetically predisposed to giving birth to autistic kids.
>All kids got whooping cough at school, finally got them vaccinated after entire family convinced her she's dumb.

>>384632201
CTS is usally physical therapy and/or surgery to fix it.
Losing weight also helps too.

>>384621356
I turn 47 next month and I still play video games. Warthunder, EVE, stuff like that.

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>>384621789
>turn on Hotel Hell
>GONNA LOL AT SOME NORMIE SCUM BOYYY
>get to Episode 6
>this idiot is dressing up as Sherlock, can't cook, can't clean
>his wife comes on
>Gordon fucking blasts her and her husband with a sperm detector and their hotel sheets
>he talks to the missus afterward
>she's breaking down
>talks about how she broke into tears when he told her they were buying a hotel
>she's stuck through it for 10 years
>she's remained loyal to him the entire time
>realize this idiot got a gem
>And I have nothing because all I do is hide from normies
>tfw you can't deal with situations you can't control
>tfw you don't deserve to be happy

I'm killing myself as soon as my mum dies, so no.

>>384632454
>IT'S LIKE A MOSAIC, OF zeeeemen

>>384632336
>surgery
Well shit better get it checked before it worsens I guess.

>>384632241
parents love to blame everything but themselves

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>>384628034
Jesus, I don't think I've seen a better justification for murder in my life.

>mods delete a 100% ontopic New Vegas thread but leave this up
What did they mean by this?

>>384633196
No /vg/ threads in /v/

>>384632659
Same could be said about their own children.

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>>384633189
You sure?

>>384633519
I think a lot of people are willing to eventually blame themselves, but in parents it's something a bit more innate

>>384633469
>don't discuss videogames on /v/

>>384633635
>tfw seen it so much I just feel numb instead of angry

>>384633196
A thread is only eligible for deletion if the OP is offtopic, if it isn't then what actually happens in the thread doesn't matter.

>>384633635
I still can't believe that there's out there a man as spineless and coward as this one.

>>384633828
Just because you're perfectly willing to end any argument with a punch in someone's face it doesn't mean everybody has to be a savage.

>>384633663
I've met a lot of those anti-vaccers because my mom is That kind of person, and it's all about pride and control for them.

Either they can't accept that there are forces in this world outside of their control, or they're too prideful to think that their genes could fail.

They're in full-on denial mode.

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>>384621356
Yeah, my father's almost 70 and he still plays games.

>>384621356
Assuming I get there? Sure.

>>384626074
i like your style dude.

>>384633771
Bullshit, I've seen perfectly ontopic OPs get deleted, because it's just a flimsy excuse for some bullshit. Take this thread for example, the OP is obviously just an excuse for pathetic faggots to start abloo blooing about their 'feelz' and not to discuss VIDEO GAMES

>tfw grandpa is in intense care unit
>mom flew out of the country to him yesterday

he played NES and super mario bros a lot
he completely mastered the game
he even made cheat sheets for all those matching cards and memorized them to the point he didn't need them
he also knew what was in the chests
he also knew every secret box and did every jump perfectly for end of the stage boxes to choose what he wanted

;_;

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>>384633828
>>384633952
The fact that anyone believes that story still amazes me. It's so perfectly concocted to get a rise out of you that it just screams fake. I'm sure there's some truth to it but I bet what happened was
>Anon you're on your computer too much
>Shut the fuck up mom!
>Fine then, you're grounded for being a little bitch
>Mom takes away computer
>Sister uses it
>Anon is screaming and crying into his pillow when he has to occupy his time without a computer
>Makes up story online

>>384633635
This absolutely never happened. There is no way anyone can be this cucked by their own family.

>>384633663
The world would be a better place if instead of continuously trying to figure out who is to blame for what, peogple would go straight at searching for a solution to the problem.

>>384621356
I mean I won't be old for a while, so plans could change. But I plan on being one of those old people streamers because that would be the only way I could get internet famous.

>>384631373
He is right though. You usually die from some other disease due to a compromised immune system.

>>384634330
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iYZKrn7Bbl8
Pretty ballin prospect if you ask me.

>>384629040
>the Super Autist
I wish I could be that cool.

>>384634647
I like this guy, I'd eat tacos with him. Also this felt like a Nintendo Direct somehow and made me miss Iwata even more. Wish they'd have Reggie or Bill do the directs now or something.

>>384621491
Same

>>384634486
Since HIV is what caused the whole thing in the first place you may as well blame it on HIV itself. You may hear people saying a certain someone died of the actual illness only if it's something weird like toxoplasmosis, but most of the time they'll say they died for HIV and be done with it.

>>384633189
Why is that justification? It all worked out for the son in the end, he just needs to learn from the situation rather than staying bitter and taking pills.

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>>384634330
The problem with that plan is that you're a product of your time. Things will advance and you'll be stuck doing that old style stream bullshit. Also there's going to be a ton of people all doing the same shit because again, product of the time. It's why all old people have the same style. You don't just magically like fucked up clothes.

>>384634972
>lose your exams
>friends
>girlfriend
>potential job
>probably even got raped in jail
>all because of a dumb shithead who couldn't help keeping her vagina closed
>"lol dude shrug it off at least you aren't dead"
I'm glad the whole story is most likely bullshit.

>>384623593
kill yourself jewbert

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>>384622294

This

>tfw so old i can no longer play vidya
>can only watch shitty anime

fml

>>384634962
But they didn't.
They died of the disease, not AIDS.
Saying anything else would be inaccurate

>>384634647
>but mr taco man, the wall will be solar paneled!
>with no infrastructure to support it!

>>384635205
Saying spiders aren't bugs at parties won't make you look cooler, you know that right?

>>384621356
I wanna be stuck in a time loop were concept of time is ever expanding with no end, the feeling of death and the concepts there of lost in the void, empty and alone, bliss at last. Fucking wank it!

>>384635205
I thought they say that they die from complications caused by AIDS

>>384633196
>>>/vg/

>>384635281
We ai t talking about spiders faggot.

>>384635531
It's the same shit, you're literally arguing about technicalities that no fucking body would normally ever care about.

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>>384624018
Jokes on you, I died three years ago.

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>>384621356
>21 now with bipolar depression
>My brain loves to fuck with me
>Thinking about too far into the future terrifies me
>Thinking of how people I'm close to are going to die someday
I wish I could just disappear and not exist

>>384635394
I have seen it both ways. I don't know of there is a standard way of doing it or not

>>384631423

A-Andy?

>>384635676

BUT WHO WAS FORCHIN?

>>384635727
doctors and the like would give you the actual description but the lay person most likely does not care and uses the two interchangeably

>>384635654
Calling a spider a bug may be acceptable, but it still makes you look dumb.
Besides I honestly can't remember the last time some one actually called a spider anything other than a spider who was not a child.
Are you a child? You seem to have the intelligence of one

>>384635179
>exams
who cares?
>friends
millions more he could make
>girlfriend
i doubt she was the one dude
>potential job
only non-christians concern themselves with things like that
>raped in jail
yeah that's a pretty unfortunate possibility, solid point there, but no reason to kill someone other than the rapist himself
>shrug it off
At least the succubus is gone, his parents trust him completely, they're so ashamed of what they did that this is actually a good chance to get closer to them, of course I'm sure this all seems terribly insignificant to a materialist, probably to a rape victim as well.

>>384621356
In-N-Out Burger is breddy good, but not deserving of the non stop fellating by the left coast. Whataburger and 5 Guys are better.

>>384622945
Get a new hobby then dipshit

>>384635990
lol

>>384628034
>Guilt tripping his son on a website he uses to escape
>Your Stepmom and I

Holy shit, this guy's an idiot and has no idea what a terrible act of betrayal he's committed.

>>384621356
I'm at least happy you you uploaded the cropped version without that millenial whore in the way of the picture.

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>>384632542
Literally me. I'm already a fucking disappointment, but killing myself right now would be too much for my mom, she still believes in me somehow.

>>384624807
What an abstract feel.

I know it all too well, bruh.

>>384621356
>Do you see yourself still playing video games when you're old?

Are you kidding me? Motherufcker, I'll finally have time for that backlog

>usually feel happy with myself
>come to thread
>day ruined
So you DO actually put yourself down, huh?

>>384637285
90% of the posts in this thread are merely ironic.

> tfw you spend your last decade in the /v/ retirement home LANing and playing futuristic new games

>>384637037
>backlog
>good game hasnt been made in a decade

are you sure you wont be dying of aids soon faggot

Not really, I'm planning on dying one way or another before 30.

There's not a lot of place in the word for a fat autist like me so no need to prolong it longer than I can tolerate.

My therapist says that I'm in a pretty good place but it's hard for me to believe it when all my friends are online and my only hobby is video games and I haven't been the gym in months.

>>384622343
Have you never watched Logan's Run?

>>384628034
>stepDAUGHTER
>stepMOTHER
So there is the issue.
Anyways, why didn't the police examine the sisters cunt?

>>384636013
>Whataburger
glorified burgerking isnt even top 5

>>384621356
Yeah, probably. I can't think of anything else I'd rather do, except maybe slip into an exit bag.

>>384621356
>30-40+ years olds who started playing video games in the 80's-90's, & still playing are deemed socially acceptable now.
>implying it won't be acceptable & a universal norm by the time i reach 60

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Lmao.

Oh FUCK no.

I barely play game at all anymore at 25 years old.

>>384635990
get out more

>>384637379
Mine isn't

>>384637638
because that would have shocked the poor lass

>>384638113
Helium bags are just a few clicks away my dear.

>>384621356
;(

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>>384621789
Whoa, epic much?

>>384622847
Yeah man I totally want to be alive then
Fffffffuck that

>>384622840
Did you put that boomerang victory on your resume

>>384622456
I turned 25 last month. I miss being around 18 or 19. The early 2010's were nice.

>>384622456
32.

Single, & happy with it.

nearly got married to an ex from college who asked me to stop playing vidya since she thought it was too childish at the time. Never gonna get whipped cuz of the pussy again.

so-so office job.

decent apartment.

kinda ok-ish car, but it's starting to show it's age.

plenty of consoles and games, I could probably make another retro gamer channel on youtube

enough in savings for me to go through college again, twice, because what else am i gonna spend my money on?

>>384621356
32 and still playing vidya. Fuck the haters.

>>384629040
>tfw Sloth, but instead of playing MMOs, I just have a bad habit of spending way too much time lurking this fucking site

>>384638198
>helium

The majority of it has at least 20% oxygen or "air" so people can't off themselves with it.

The solution is Argon or Nitrogen.

>>384622343
I wanna live for 300 years nigga f u c k you

>>384629040
>tfw mouse
>tfw memories of past mistakes can cause me to fall to the ground in actual pain
>tfw people assume I'm a horrible pervert because I panic if a woman gets within 20 feet of me
I hate this hell that is my life.

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>>384621356
Yeah

>>384639167
Or good old carbon monoxide.

>>384621356
I'm 23 and I already can't play competitively anymore. I doubt I'll be able to even have the drive to turn a console on by 30.

>>384639948
I know the feeling, this new age of E-sports focus just rubs salt into the wounds. My body hurts more every day, so hopefully it won't be much longer until I just don't wake up.