>Here's your controller, bro

>accidentally drop it
>lose $1000 worth of stuff

Who looked at this setup and genuinely thought it was a good idea at Nintendo HQ?

It's like they purposely made everything as retarded as possible as a test if people would still be stupid enough to eventually pay for it.

>>384618213
Out of touch old chinks.

Nobody's gonna actually do this, right?

I don't want voice chat on this game anyway because it'll mostly be autistic japs yelling nip nong ching chong and retarded children

This is what happens when the people in charge of your video game company are a bunch of old Chinese guys who have never played a video game before.

>>384618213
Elderly out of touch japanese men who are too busy getting their wrinkled cocks sucked by whores to care about anything anymore.