What the fuck is this shit and why is it the top seller on Steam

gay propaganda

>>384608850
So is it confirmed, Arin is a fucking cocksmoker

typical that people who don't understand video games will create a VN

>>384608850
If Jon "Nigger Safari" Jafari was still in Game Grumps this wouldn't happen.

>paying for a dating sim

Just go on Newgrounds.

>>384608850
Where.
Is.
The torrent.

>>384608850
>"we didn't make this game, just helped finance it"
>A game from Game Grumps
>voice acting by Game Grumps and co.
>trailers from Game Grumps
>shilled and pushed everywhere by Game Grumps

>>384608926
>>384609126
Fuck off polddit

>>384608850
I thought it being the top seller was a meme, then I checked.

Wtf happened.

>>384609452
>t. /v/eddit

>Gay Grumps

what if an 8 year old sees a crocodile in a tuba's belly

>>384609501
same
i know they may just updated or something but fuck this shit

>>384609001
as if there was ever any doubt

>>384608850
I'd probably play it if I didn't have to play as a guy.

>>384608850
i want the fat ginger one to sodomize me.

>>384609501
It means nothing. Absolutely every game gets on top seller and it isn't calculated how you think it is.

>>384608850
>e-celeb game

>>384608850
>mfw arin pretending to be gay talking about how if someone where to whip out their cock and told him to suck it he would
>mfw arin is actually gay
>mfw suzy AND her sister are open for business

WEW

>>384609786
gay AND a tranny

>people with a lot of fans release a game
>their fans buy it
WHAT HAPPENED

>>384609932
>degenerate sodomy simulator
>"""game"""

>>384608850
Op do you mean to tell me there is something in the world, that doesn't cater to you?
I mean wow, I wouldn't have guessed it.

wheres the torrent lads

Its the weekly le ironic stream game

>>384610189
>>>/pol/ddit

>>384608850
Pandering to gays for profit

>buying blatantly gay games even if it's in jest
nono

This just seems like hatoful boyfriend if it were on the nose

>>384610893
>any complaint about social decadence or against gays is nazism

>>384608850
>why is it the top seller on Steam
Game Grumps have an established fanbase that will follow them in everything

Honestly I'm more impressed than anything. Just goes to show you could stamp GAME GRUMPS on anything and make it sell, even if its literally gay dad erotica

>>384608850
What I don't know is why are you posting this garbage, saged.

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>>384611352
>Game Grumps have an established fanbase

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>n-no one will guy the game!
>they're marketing it to towards girls!!!!
how does /v/ live being BTFO every single day

>>384609304
>its not gay if I pirate it

>wtf why do these people criticize games for not having stuff they want they should make their own games instead of complaint
>wtf why does this game have stuff that doesn't cater to me they should only make stuff that appeals to me

>>384608850
>game grumps
confirmed garbage game

>>384611240
"social decadence" is a meme used by power hungry demagogues to take control by scapegoating innocent people who are doing what makes them happy while hurting nobody.

>>384608850
What they hell, /v/. I was told if I just ignore this shit it would go away on it's own.

>>384608850
I don't understand how you guys can be butt blasted about this. Just don't play it.

I have my own dating sims and VN's, why can't gay guys have their own? I don't give a shit that this exists, but they should be allowed to make whatever they want

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>being surprised that a meme game where you can date dads is popular among teenagers
It'll be dead in a week

>>384612495
I think the point is that we are confused how it is selling so well, even outselling meme games like PUBG

>>384611352
>>384611464
These seem to be the most accurate explanation

>>384612358
you're misrepresenting the argument.
It assumes that pandering games are the result of virtue-signalling toward minorities that don't actually play video games.
In order for this shit to go away, there has to be a couple of commercial failures first to establish whether or not this game has an actual audience.
If it does have an audience, then theres nothing wrong with games like it being made and they will continue to be made since they are profitable.

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But /v/ told me fag games won't sell. Shouldn't this be a flop with no sales?

>>384612226
>doing nothing wrong
Buying drugs fuels lives being ruined by dealers by giving them business. Sexual deviancy, while ok at home between consenting people, simply causes division and social degradation with children when done in public, you see these people in leather dog suits doing this stuff and actively seeking children out to get pets as they don't understand. Pedophiles obviously come under this catergory too. I'm not that guy and i'm not being a nazi, but anyone who is fully liberal about this is a fucking moron, you need a balance between personal freedom and what is ok in a public space and in media acessible by anyone.

>>384608850
>Are you ready? Hi ready, I Dad.
I dont understand this, is it a joke?

>>384608850
game grumps has a following. Sadly enough.

gross, I thought it was an otome.

>>384613931
>I'm Ready
>Hi Ready, I'm Dad

>>384613773
It's funny that you say that while you're on the 3rd worst board on 4chan. How the fuck can you talk about social degradation and division when you're here you dummy.

shit art, shit concept, shit backers
it's shit

>>384614371
Wow, how autistic

>>384613773
This, fuck America and fuck freedom.

>>384614396
>this
>public space
I'm in the company of other losers, the whole point I was making you lefty wankstain

>>384614464
>shit art
I know that at first glance it may seem that way,but if you look a bit closer you will find that the art is actually a very funny parody of typical tumblr art you may find on the net.
>shit concept
Again the concept is actually very funny because it is a parody of various dating sims that usually have a really stupid premise
>shit backers
I'm actually not sure about this one
>it'a shit
I disagree. It's a very well crafted parody.

>>384614725
You're still a hypocrite you bum

>>384615046
Shill harder.

>>384615232
I'm not shilling I'm just informing my fellow anons of this great game.

>>384615046
well you won't change my mind but thanks for the constructive response anyway, anon

>>384608850
Memes

The game I'm downloading right now.
I'm gonna be fucked by Joseph until I pass out, I will avoid his NTR ending, and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

>>384608850
Becuse it's a YouTube celeb game shilled by everyone close to the fag grumps circles. The only people buying this are the retarded game grump fans and fat ugly r9k teir women.

I fucking hate game grumps. Stopped watching shortly after Jon left. How anyone watches that shit now is beyond me. Everyone in the grumps crowd sucks.

>>384609435
This. A million times over.

>>384613249
As long as the budget is sufficiently low you can probably get enough homos and fujoshits to buy it out of homolust.

Also helps to have edgy teenagers who will buy it ironically.

You're now aware that the steam front page is tailored to the user.

If you're seeing this then that mean's Steam think's your a faggot.

>>384613931
It's a super basic "dad joke".

https://www.reddit.com/r/rantgrumps/comments/6ohdpk/im_actually_a_bit_pissed_off_on_this_whole_dream/

I know it's Reddit but I found this which explains the whole situation for those out of the poop.
>actually preordering games.
plebs

>>384609435
This, plus the whole staff worked at GG, or at least in their office

>>384616742
>for those out of the poop.
holy shit I meant loop.

>>384616742
Why not read up on the game before buying it, rather than buying it the moment you saw "Game Grumps" on the trailer?

>still no torrent or MEGA
What the fuck are the gay's doing?

>>384609435
Why does it matter that they are in the game?

>>384609746
No you fucklord, it is a simple and extremely consistent revenue ranking, every indie dev that got ranked top 10 made huge bucks.

>>384618241
Unless you were talking about the new and trending, which is a completely different and much less prestigious rank.
But the 'top sellers' is the absolute crown of the PC gaming industry.

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>>384612226

>>384608850
>Community with severe dad issues buys a game about fucking dads
>Somehow people are surprised

>>384608850

More like gay grumps hahahahasdhahsahfadhfgeofhwowhvgqohfpawpegowgpondvspon[pgj90qrwyor3[hth393r5

>>384615046
I don't think you know what parody is.

>>384618521
That it is okay to have more than one pet as long as you train them well. I mean look at how well behaved they are.

>>384618702
par·o·dy
ˈperədē/
noun
1.
an imitation of the style of a particular writer, artist, or genre with deliberate exaggeration for comic effect.
I think this game accomplishes it pretty well.

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>>384608850
I wonder if the ginger is a total bottom like Wizzychan

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>>384608850
>more e-celeb shit
When will this cancer die?

>>384614725
>it's okay when i do it
you're adorable, how old are you?

>>384618867
It's literally not a parody. It's a gay dad simulator for people who unironically want to fuck gay dads. If you're enjoying it, then you have some life re-evaluation to do.

No one actually is playing this for actual reasons, everyone is getting it for ironic meme reasons.

>>384612226
>hurting nobody
if it weren't for faggots, HIV would be pretty much a complete non-issue outside of africa

>>384618521
That you will meet all kinds of people in your life and most of them will try to convince you to do some crazy shit...it's a pretty good lesson, even more today that most kids live in a protection bubble

A shitty cashgrab game using the gamegrumps name cause nobody would buy it if it didn't

The character Damien might be trans. He mentions wearing a binder.

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>>384608850
>this is what PC exclusives are
PC master race, am I right?

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Um, excuse me, but you don't just get to appropriate gay daddy culture like that, guys. This is exploitative and gross.

>>384623837
Stop posting this, assblasted negroid subhuman

Why, Dan?

>>384611240
>taking a joke comment as a legitmate complaint
:o

>>384608850
>all these people who aren't excited to lovingly craft their dadsona

/v/ is truly garbage

>>384619934
>IT'S WHAT I SAY IT IS BECAUSE I SAID SO

wow you sure showed that guy

>>384622317
Hey shit brain, don't fuck any gay people and you won't get it. Though from your post that may be a bit much to ask of you.

I'm gonna romance Craig and there's nothing /v/ can do to stop me.

>>384624642
Are you trying to say the gay dad dating game is, in fact, not a gay dad dating game?

Game Grumps is why. I guarantee you the main seller isn't the Gay community. It's pre teens or Egorapter die hards who watch game grumps. They Play it for a bit out of novelty then wait for the lets play. It's just like with that Normal Boots game last year

>>384613249
I miss ixion saga. It was a fun ride

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Isn't this just the gay equivalent of blaxploitation films?

It's obviously not made by actual gay dudes nor really for gay dudes either. The art is awful, the characters are stereotypical and one-dimensional, the premise is so morally bankrupt that it's insulting to actual gays, it's not even a videogame--dating sims usually have gameplay, this is just a visual novel.

I can tell you for sure that within years, nobody is going to "husbando" any of these characters. They'll be forgotten within months, but even that's generous. Game also completely misses the point of homosexuality and treats it like an identity, which only the worst of the gay community do. Ever notice why so many gays have husbandos that tend to be canon straight? It's not because we're attracted to gay men, we're attracted to men, and whatever that comes with. This game doesn't have any men that are worthy of such a title, they're just faggots.

>>384625606
Hey ding dong

>>384625606
>ywn meet an anon this based irl
Gods bless you

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>>384608850
>I have a female friend who has a boner for the Gay Grumps
>Tells me about this game
>Dad Dating Game
>Think to myself, oh that something different, why not, it's good to teach women that responsible men are attractive too and nothing wrong with a younger women going for an order man
>Tells me it's a gay game
>MFW
>Why, arn't you playing a women I say
>That would be as fun, anon

Fucking A

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>:game"

>from game grumps

Yeah, nah.

>>384625794
>That wouldn't be as fun, anon
Sorry about that

>>384618521
>Gen Z is overwhelmingly conservative
OH I WONDER WHY

>suddenly, /v/ is gay
what happened?

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As a fruit, i want to make is super clear: this game is not a product of, or for, actual homosexual dudes who happen to like games.

what the fuck is it?
is it for girls?
is it for babs?
is it shit that isn't for anyone but is going gold anyways because how many fucking subscribers do these fucks have again?

the world may never know.
actually. mad.

>>384625606
>The thing you fall in love with is almost certainly not going to be interested in you.

Holy shit, I didn't even think of the struggle.

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>>384625606
fucking enlightened anon

Anyone here actually play it or what

>>384625606
Screencap this post so that we can repost in the inevitable bait threads we have about this "game".

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>>384626329
i'll leave this here.

if anyone wants to arrange a shitlaod of emails with the image/url directed at the tits behind this game, well that would be their business.

>>384626140
That's not true, both homosexuals and heterosexuals are capable of close fraternal love. Homosexuality just makes it difficult because we are sexually attracted to men, which can get in the way of finding a true brother. Like heterosexuals, we get confused by our dick. Heterosexuals are willing to find companionship with whores because their dick manipulated them into doing so, homosexuals have the same exact problem but with men.

>>384626058
>>384625606
This. Simply.

>>384609853
sauce what the fuck

>>384609435
the only real 'grump' who was a part of making this is Vernon, Game Grumps just gave it money and a brand name to advertise with

>>384626058
It's for all the kids who fell for the "daddy" meme.

>>384609435
That explains all these threads. I k ew it was cancer, but good lord.

>Hi ready, I'm dad.

classic

>all these angry replies by obvious mentally ill tumblrites ACTUALLY defending this type of shit
just nuke this board already

>>384612685
I give it a couple days.

>>384626058
for kids who love forced memes

>>384626409
So obviously the dick distracts us from finding a soulmate in favour of the thicc or fabulous or whatever the hell it likes, the common failure of all man. Like me wanting to plough young claudia black until you could plant corn in her, even though I sincerely doubt the feeling was mutual. Fuck, tell me more oh wisefag.

This is genuinely fascinating.

>>384609001
he and his friends would look at each others dick back in high school

>>384625606
Says the avatarfaggot posting a picture from a furfag game that does the exact same thing.

>>384626397
in before insufferable, barely even ironic any more "put me in the screenshot" request that gets put in anyway, but this is actually what the poster wants, but then some smart alec will put this in the screencap, except actually I genuinely have no interest either way of appearing in a screencap because really its just nice being here with you all.

>>384625606
>>384626058

The designer for this game is a gay man, dumb-dumbs.

>>384626867
l u r k m o a r

>>384626890
Did you just gymnsplain this person, you two-blocks downer?

>>384626862
Good job arguing his point, anon!

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>>384615046
>it stinks
>I-IT WAS SUPPOSED TO STINK THAT'S THE JOKE

>>384626862
>furfag game
Swing and a miss. There goes your "argument"

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Romance best dad

>>384626890
>Designer.
What do you mean by this? Seeing as it's a simple ZINE/Ren'Py game, there's very little programming necessary. I would assume there isn't so much a director, but more a writer. If it's not a gay person writing the visual novel, then how can it be indicative of what gay men actually think, feel, or like?

>>384626518

So Vernon is a faggot, right? Ever since I heard about him on Hot Pepper Gaming, he acts and sounds like a tremendous fruit. Why is he even being funded by Arin?

>>384609001

With a "wife" like that, who could blame him.

>>384627050
I'm not that guy and I don't really care about him but isn't that thing full of bara crocodiles and shit.

WAIT, do you mean like they transform into humans when they fuck? Jesus that's terrifying.

>>384625606

From what I've seen the game actually doesn't use gay as an identity much at all definitely in no way comparison to blaxploitation. If anything the characters are so could be anything they're boring. Like they act like actual people, not interesting people, but people. Again I've only seen stuff in the beginning, I'd be damned if I'm gonna spend 16 dollars on a dating sim parody or otherwise.

This dad meme shit was immediately annoying, I don't even know where it came from

>>384626963
And what exactly is his point? That this fag game isn't faggoty enough for true fags like himself? If I wanted to hear whiny fags go on about how this game is evil because it doesn't show the true homo lifestyle of grinding on children at pride parades or giving each other aids I'd go read a post on tumblr.

>>384627116
Her mother drank so much while pregnant that Suzy's grandkids will have FAS

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>>384627091
>>384626890
i want to see the answer here

>>384627108
>So Vernon is a faggot, right?
Fuck if I know
>Why is he even being funded by Arin?
Probably cause they're friends and arin has money

>>384625606
>When you have to put up with all you gayfriends getting hyped for this trash

Like guys come on, we need to have more self respect that this. The ONLY thing I want from this game is it showing that TAS has a market in the west to exploit.

>>384627173
Presumably the grandad and grandma memes

>>384609001

For years he's hinted that he secretly wants to be a tranny.

>>384627137
What? No.
The red panda's from a gay doujinshi series.

>>384627327
I don't think you can hint at something while also wishing it to remain secret.

>>384627374
Oh.

Maybe I dreamed that up then. That's concerning.

>>384627374
Why do you know that?

>>384608850
>see this on steam
>go to /v/ to find out what manner of faggotry could have caused this
>see OP's pic
Well, I got what I wanted, now what?

>>384627327
If it was younger Arin, then yeah, it could probably work. But now, I just wanna puke.

>>384627221

>and arin has money

No doubt about that, I saw the video where he showed the Game Grumps office. It all looks expensive as fuck. I can't believe we live in a world where doing a half assed letsplay can get you rich.

>>384627091

He's a co-writer for the game.

But what if it's an actually good game?

>>384626890
If that's the case, he's simply from the worst part of the homo community, just as >>384625606 said

>>384627508
>thread full of gays saying why this game is exploitative and shitty
gee wiz anon I wonder

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Fags from the West make a game
>it has to be watered down shit so that fags don't cry about being wrongly represented

Fags from the East make a game
>full of degenerate sex scenes because no one gives a fuck about representation they just want to jack off

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>mfw straights are getting scared that we're taking over
Times are changing, how does it feel to know that straights will soon be a minority?

where the FUCK is metal gear awesome 3

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>>384627469
You have strange dreams, my dude.

>>384627508
Make an educated guess, anon.

>>384627374

Talk about a blast from the past. I barely remember the characters and what it was about though.

>>384627637

It's a pandering dating sim. Whether it's good to you or not depends solely on how much you want to fuck the main characters.

>>384627753
>Shitposting

>>384627569
The power of the unfathomably huge normie crowd's clicks.
You'd do it too if you could.

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>>384627753
you know that won't work out too poorly for them, there will be a market for paid procreation, everyone else will be too grossed out by the cooties involved

>>384627753
Pretty good, more thicc bitches for me

>>384627753
Well at least then I get to see the end.

Anyone actually play the game? Or not and complaining because game grumps killed your dog

>>384627817
That would take actual work to make though, so never.

Literally every single person defending this game is a mindless eceleb-worshipping genZ retard.

>>384608850
this is shit reddit fags promote and come on /v/ to act like its normal

>>384627753
I don't want gays to become a majority, at all. It's more utilitarian to be sexually attracted to women, it allows you to feel the motivation to be with one and have a child with one, and by extension, part of your soul and someone you'll truly love with all of your heart moves down and continues to live on after you die, hopefully getting to experience the same thing. Fraternal love just doesn't give that feeling.

>>384609435
>What is a publisher?

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>>384627741

Japs are no good at gay shit either. Mostly because they never finish them or make any of the good husbandos fuckable.

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>>384626890
Then why do none of his characters look as appealing as anyone in Tokyo Afterschool Summoner?

Why are they so generic? Why aren't they memorable or hit any of the real attraction notes?
Why do the majority of them have the same build? Why do most of the designs downplay the masculinity of these characters? Why do most of these designs lack the common traits that I and most of the gays I know find attractive?

Why do I feel like these characters are more "HAHA LOOK GAYS" rather than gay characters.

>>384627108
Obviously, how do people question this

>>384627753
>he isn't asexual masterrace
Enjoy your aids

>>384625606
You seem legit upset this game exists.

>t-they are appropriating gay culture ;-;

>This game doesn't have any men that are worthy of such a title, they're just faggots.
Funny coming from the guy posting generic kemobara stereotype number 9

>>384627817

Do you really want modern Arin Hanson to do cartoons?

>>384627108
Doesn't he manage them now or something? I know he holds some managing position for Game Grumps.

>>384628184
>Then why do none of his characters look as appealing as anyone in Tokyo Afterschool Summoner?

A lot of people seem to think that because they're gay, they can speak for all gay people. Just because you personally aren't attracted to the characters doesn't mean no one finds them attractive.

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Great, another excuse to leave blatant eceleb threads up, as if the shitty mods even needed one.

>>384628303
no, I'd prefer egoraptor.
I'd also prefer to stop getting these slow as fuck fade captchas that are pickier than a stereotypical sjw

>>384628329
That's a man named Brent

>>384628373
Except TAS has a wide selection of character designs from various artists and you NEVER hear people bitch like they do about how unhot these fucks in the Game Grumps game are.

If you were to hold a poll between the two casts where nobody knew which characters game from what game, a blind test where you don't have fags going "BUT THEY WERE MAE BY GAME GRUMPS" then the non-TAS characters would hit the bottom of the list every time.

Fuck off trying to defend these garbage designs you fucking E-Celeb shill. I'm not buying your gaysploitation game and after the hype wears off I'll make sure to remind all my friends that they bought into this hype where one of the routes is about forcing a guy to cheat on his wife with you. Cause that's the positive message we should associate with being gay. We all want to to ruin marriages for some dick.

>>384628508
>best seller game on steam is made by a eceleb
>gets surprised when people start talking about said eceleb
how can someone be this retard-
>posts a dated dong meme
oh

>>384628508
>tasty ballsack fucker

>>384628508
>kinky dong revengeance

>>384628721
>muh gays are being exploited
stop with this dumb shit holy fuck no one is going to play this game, see a gay guy in the game do x and think all gay guys do x

>>384628827
>not reading my post
It's an EXCUSE to gossip about your fake entertainer friends instead of talking about video games.
There. I spelled out the obvious for you.
>outdated memes
Sorry I didn't put another fucking Pepe the frog, my b.

>>384628005
Gays won't become they're already a minority in America, the only reason anyone cares is because Western society is already pretty gay: hedonistic, mentally I'll, promiscuous, and childless.

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>>384628120

Fuck Morenatsu. I gave up on that a long time ago. I wish Tokyo Afterschool Summoners was a legit dating sim game than some shitty cellphone game with "gameplay".

"The game grumps have such an ass kissing defence force fanbase that if they made a game about gay dads lol they would even buy that in a hearbeat"

It sounds like something you'd say as a jest, but it's real.

>>384609452
>stating your observations is /pol/-tier now

Yikes.

>>384628120
>>384629102
Morenatsu finished the best route so who cares.

Juuichi is all you need.

>>384629243
wassup gamergattor

>>384612226
Half of gay men have suffered abuse, some sexual, in their childhood, and abused people tend to become abusers towards the next generation.
HIV would be eradicated if homosexuals didn't exist.
Being gay shortens your lifespan by 20 years on average.
Being gay is associated with decreased happiness, increased mental illness, decreased community trust, increased egotistical traits.
Anuses are not made for insertion, and anal sex comes with a variety of medical problems years down the line.
The list goes on, but pro-gay mods will likely ban the truth anyway.

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>meme games
>"ironically" gay ironic weeb meme games

>>384629243
No, stating /pol/tier "observations" is /pol/tier

>>384629243
Anyone who doesn't lean hard left is /pol/ now

>>384628373

Another anon here, I'm gay and I don't find it attractive, likable, or charming in any way. It's just a novelty "game" spearheaded by Vernon and the Grumps for attention. But what do I know. I don't speak for gay people.

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Dream Daddy should've been a crossover of video game dads to date.

Like Bowser and Jubei.

>>384608850
memes, fresh hot memes

>>384615148
His whole post was literally about the public space / private space distinction. Does HIV make you retarded?

>>384629528

I want to fuck Jubei.

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>>384616742
>When I first saw the teaser trailer I thought the Game Grumps were making a game. I love those guys and their humor so I 100% wanted a game similar in style to what they're doing. So as soon as it was available, I got the collectors edition of the game, case and all.

How are people this bloody retarded?

>>384625606
You could say the same thing about the majority of dating sims, all these games exploit sex whether it's gay or straight. If you have a problem with this game then I hope you're consistent enough to have that problem with the genre as a whole.

>>384629691
I want to marry Jubei.

>>384624703
>what are blood transfusions
>what are faggots purposefully trying to infect you by bleeding on you
>what are unsanitory hospitals reusing needles
>what is rape
>what are bis fucking women then that same woman fucking you or having a kid

You're barely one step above African "rape a baby to cure AIDS" thinking.

>>384625606
>I shall be the judge who decides who is atractive and worth of the community time
I dont even like the game, but c'mon, dude.

>>384629838
i want to kiss Jubei.

>>384629364
Pretty much everything you stated is either outright bullshit or propagated by homophobia, literally creating the problem you're complaining about.

>>384626140
A struggle truly unheard of on a board for 20 years old men playing video games

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Speaking of TAS. Why is this little faggot plastered all over the place? I'm indifferent to him but he has to be by far one of the most overrated characters that fans wank over. And it does not help that this is done by that artist who did that disappointing doujin, Mekko Rarekko.

>>384630010
>what are faggots purposefully trying to infect you by bleeding on you
what the fuck am i reading

>>384626409
Fake news. Sad!

>>384609001
but he is married?

>>384630279
She's just a low level gold digger that cucked him many times

>>384628184
>They're not attractive to me, so every gay MUST hate the game.

Seriously though, if you're not baiting, why the fuck do you think you have the right to talk in the name of all gays?

>>384625104
where is my season 2?

>>384629776

>How are people this bloody retarded?

Well they are a Game Grumps fan. That's a pretty good indicator on the retard scale.

>>384629392
whats going on here? why do they look sad/disappointed

>>384629364
>only gay people have HIV
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>384630154
its retarded how people parrot the HIV shit considering that information on HIV/Aids was withheld so people were transmitting it without even knowing they had it until it became considered an epidemic. almost all the gays who have hiv are old because there wasn't even any information on it when they were fucking, transmitting it unknowingly.

>>384630602
It was a celebrity bingo and their numbers weren't coming out.

>>384630602
I think that was during the Academy Awards or something where Meet Streep or whatsherfuck or whoever took her congratulatory speech to talk about how evil Trump is. Vince Vaughn and Mel Gibson are also known conservatives.

>>384630117
I want to rim Jubei.

>>384630637
No gay, no HIV, it's that simple

>>384629364
>call them abominations, claim they'll abuse children, and constantly assault / murder them
Gee I wonder where those shortened life spans, mental illness, and decreased community trust come from.
Also do you seriously believe HIV is only a gay thing? Like, fucking really?
You're 100% braindead retarded. There is literally nothing wrong with being gay. Also, if HIV is something only gays can get, then what're you afraid of it for, exactly?
The only reason you have a problem with homosexuality is because the bible supposedly told you to. Even though those verses are taken out of context. And you ignore hundreds of other verses condemning things you do every day.
Do the world a favor and kill yourself, please.

>>384630779
>>384630117
Get a room

>>384630212
Why does this character look nearly identical to >>384625606 ?

>>384630823
If there's nothing wrong with being gay, how come they can't have children? A gay society would be dead within a single generation.

>>384630823
See >>384630010
They will try to kill you, they are doing it right now as we speak.

>>384630241
Fags do that faggot shit all the time. How else do they convert people?

>>384630887
Because all these hacks follow the same trope designs

>>384608926
fpbp

>>384630938
Because every couple needs to have children?

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>>384629528
I want Jubei to be mine and ONLY mine.

>>384631015
Hmmm yes? I'm wondering if you're even a human at this point.

>>384630887
Because they're both drawn by fat fetishists

>>384631015
They do actually otherwise there's no point in them being together. Keep in mind here I'm not talking about new-age society or really any kind of civilization, I'm talking on a purely evolutionary level, what advantage does being gay confer to an animal?

>>384630938
Gay people can have kids. Gay sex can't make kids. Gay people can have straight sex. Straight sex can make kids.

>>384631101
no, hes mine!

>>384631170

Gay Uncle theory, look it up

>>384631117
You really actually think everyone should reproduce?

>>384608850
Why did Game Grumps make a gay dad porn game?

Is it some kind of meme taken too far?

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>>384631259
>>384631101
I posted him first.

Pick a different vidya dad.

>>384631250
Okay but at what point does that become either overly complicated or immoral? You're just gonna keep women around as breeding tools?

>>384631170
Why does an evolutionary level argument even matter in modern society?

>>384631418
not a porn game, just romance with implied sexual moments

>>384631170
What advantage does shitposting on /v/ have

>>384631170
human beings are forever forbidden from being driven by only instinct, having mental faculties that get in the way between impulse and action

we can choose whatever the fuck we want to do

so we choose sex for pleasure, we choose companionship for support

we don't go in heat and fuck the first thing in our path

so it's pointless to use animal arguments, it really dehumanizes whoever uses it

>>384631376
Yes you peanuts, that's the only relevant point of your life.

>>384608850
Youtuber bait made by very popular youtubers. Are you a dense fucking retard? Does your handler know where you are right now? How the fuck do you lack the critical thinking necessary for this? Fuck you. No really, you're so fucking stupid. Just fuck you.

>>384630965
Okay buddy.
1. The fuck does that matter concerning sexuality? HIV doesn't care about sexuality.
2. Heterosexuals do the same type of things. Evil people exists no matter the sexuality.
3. Again, the fuck does that matter concerning sexuality? HIV is not limited to homosexuals you ignorant fuck.
4. Something that happens regardless of sexuality. What is your point?
5. How does that matter at all?

You're seriously fucking retarded. Your "arguments" mean nothing.

>>384630938
Oh, yes, this overpopulated world really needs more people. Long ago that was a valid argument. Way, way long ago. Modern medical technology blows that "argument" out of the water.

brian best boy

>>384631543
The art style really, really looks like someone's going to release an official porn patch at some point.

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>>384608850
This game might be absolute garbage but it gave me a new husbando

>>384631510

What do you think they're currently used for? lol. Also, lesbians are a thing

>>384631510
Why do you think a community would ever be 100% gay? That doesn't make any sense. You're talking about a hypothetical society that would never exist.

1. Does Danny Sexbang voice a dad?
2. Which dad?

>>384608850
Where is the anon that posts that angry picture of dingdong? He's missing the thread and I'm worried about him.

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>>384631439
>>384631259
>>384631101
Sorry lads, he's fucking MINE. Best get off his cat dick before I personally exterminate all of you. Noone likes liers.

>>384631510
Immoral if there's no consent, but surrogate mothers aren't complicated. We've kinda figured that one out. No willing surrogate, no progeny, no big deal. Straight people will keep reproducing anyways. No gaypocalypse.

Dont kids mainly watch GG? Are they trying to make kids gay?

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>>384631735
>new husbando
>new
>husbando

THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS YOU STUPID SHIT.

GOD FUCKING DAMN STOP USING WORDS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

>>384631810

A lot of straights seem to think the gay is contagious and if it spreads out of control everyone will magically turn gay and no babies will ever be born again and we'll go extinct. I worry about all these "straight" guys who have to physically restrain themselves from sucking dick if they think they could "catch" being gay by being exposed to it

>>384631617

Already too many people on Earth, we barely have enough resources to accommodate those of us already here. Add to the fact that climate change will have ruinous effects on the next two generations and yeah, having children knowing full well the world they'll grow up in will be a terrible place is pretty cruel.

>>384631810
It will if they keep pushing it that hard, thus earasing the human race from existence.

>>384623691
Life of a black tiger

>>384632075
Sorry I don't want to kill my race.

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>>384632034
yes, its part of the evil jewish agenda to make your children gay. (((they)))re after you. (((they)))re after all of us good christian heterosexual people

>>384631617
That's moronic, some genes need to die. I'm not worried you're going to manage, though.

>>384632092
Holy shit you are literally the type of person >>384632063 is talking about. Holy fuck talk about perfect timing.
Seriously dude, you're wrong. Just shut the fuck up and go back to fucking your cousin.

>>384630793
40% of the population with HIV/AIDS are straight

>>384632161
Then remove yourself from the gene pool, please.

>>384632172
This guy gets it. Wake the fuck up.

>>384629364
>citing an image from /pol/ which uses data from the 70s.

>>384632092
Straight people failed to eradicate gayness no matter how hard they pushed. We'll be fine, dumbass.

>>384632329
#woke

>>384631813
bad cryptid hunting dad

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>/v/ is full of retarded /pol/fags
>hates liberals and homosexuals
>wants them out of their games and wants them to make their own games
>every time this happens and an obvious SJW themed or homo game comes out /v/ bitches and whines non stop

>>384631170
Evolution it's not a moral code to follow buddy. We have no obligation to do anything for evolution's sake, much less now that we have get rid of the enviroment pressure and competition for resources, two of the primary factors of evolution. Evolution doesn't care about your well being and happiness, so why you want to make things for her good? If you care so much about reproduction and perpetuating the species, blame the straights who doesn't want to have children.

It looks actually intersting. But is a visual novel so i dont care.

>>384632172
>/pol/: The Post

>>384632265
more than that ww for sure

>>384632506
Don't forget that 80% of those /pol/tards fap to traps and claim it's not gay.

>>384632161
So how are you going to feel when you die a virgin then?

>>384629364
I see someone is terminally deep in the closet

>>384609452
It really is gay propaganda tho, faggarino.

>>384632597
Hpw the fuck is that gay? You don't know us.

>>384632554
>gays believe this
Ahaha

>>384632172
Why would I want to be straight anyway?

>>384608850
Because there is now enough people on earth that selling hot flaming garbage is financially viable.

>>384608850
It's not Game Grumps if JT isn't in there. I won't be buying this

any /pol/ cuties want to hatefuck me :3

>>384632485
Aw man. I thought he was the asian dad. Guess the scarred eyebrow was too obvious.

>>384632876
To be normal.

>>384632726
Because it has a penis and you're attracted to it. That's gay. There's no way around that. If there's a dick and you're attracted to the owner of the dick you're gay and you like gay things.

>>384633030
Normal people are miserable.

>>384632706
Your post is propaganda.
Also my post is propaganda

>>384633081
>this is what degenerate tell themselves

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So this is the reason why Jon left...

>>384633081
no

>>384629459
>not being homophobic is "hard left"
lol

>>384633030
Being gay is hell of a lot more normal than posting on 4chan

>>384633030
There is no "normal". The definition changes with time and with society. It used to be "normal" to reproduce with your family members.

>>384633256
Who?

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>mfw don't give a fuck about any of this gay shit or "/pol/" shit
>just like to play videogames
Feels great.

>>384632974
>/pol/
>cuties
>implying an enclave of bitter, hateful men is likely to be attractive

>>384633081
>there are people this delusional

>>384633256
I thought jon left because he was outed as a racist cunt.

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>>384633030
why would someone want to be normal?

>>384633038
There's several ways around it, to be fair. If being homosexual was just defined for genital preference then it'd be just as depraved as the 1st century's moral squad wants to make it.

It's about how you view yourself and the complete object of your affection being someone more like you.
Straight people will keep parroting that they need to find common grounds with their SOs. Well, homosexuals need that too, only they also require physical common grounds to begin with.

>>384633417
>>384633260
>>384633206
Go outside.

>>384633369
But this is a videogame

>>384633417
I wouldn't say "miserable" but everyone has their shit they deal with no matter how successful or "normal" you are.

>>384632059
shut up we husbando and waifu everything these days, doesnt matter anymore

>>384633718
You unfaithful fucks should be ashamed.

>>384633718
I matters that you fucking ruined it

This game is the worst thing to happen to the gay community since AIDS.

>>384633567
It's not a very good game, the community is awful.

>>384630241
you need to read more about San Francisco and bug chasers

>>384611936
>>r/eddit
we have enough of you sjw fag-boys on here. If you have don't have anything bad to say, leave. You aren't wanted.

>>384633472
Even if it was le depraved, no one has a right to tell you what you may personally do with your life.

>>384631692
>1. The fuck does that matter concerning sexuality? HIV doesn't care about sexuality.
and yet, an overwhelming percentage of HIV cases occur in the LGBTQFAGGOT community

>>384631692
>2. Heterosexuals do the same type of things. Evil people exists no matter the sexuality.
>3. Again, the fuck does that matter concerning sexuality? HIV is not limited to homosexuals you ignorant fuck.
holy shit woah it's almost like there's these things called trends and relative rates of incidence

GET YOUR HEAD CHECKED

I don't know if this matters since most of you probably don't use the Pirate Bay anymore, but the torrent is up over there, just to let you know.

>>384631692
>arguments mean nothing because i say they do!!
lol

>>384627108
Because arin is a faggot.

Fags shall burn.

>>384634030
You're the one making the argument. It's your job to provide legit sources, not mine.

>>384634030
Prove it

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>>384625606
>this gay game made by closet faggots is not sufficiently fabulous for my tremendously faggot-ass, therefore it's exploitation

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>>384631735
Discount Roadhog.

>>384634042
>mfw i've never used anything but piratebay
I know I'm a pleb but it's the most casual pirating site.

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>>384625606
Don't use Kotobuki to shitpost.

>>384633985
Actually, everybody has a right to tell you. They don't have a right to force you, but they sure can say whatever they want.

>>384634153
Why do people draw roadhogs eyes/face without us having ever seen it in canon? Shit's really annoying.

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>>384632059
>he doesn't have a harem of husbandos

Fucking monogamyfags. I bet you like your sandwiches with one slice of bread.

>>384632265
so <10% of the population has 60% of the disease incidence? incredible, i LOVE gays now WOW

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>>384634353
>having multiple husbandos
you dumb slut

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>>384634346
Does it matter?

>>384634353
You're unworthy.

>>384630823
>saying mean words is enough to turn them into rapists and child abusers
thanks for giving me more reason to want to execute every degenerate LGBT fuck

>>384634451
It does when people take a bunch of liberty to give him scars and a bunch of other nonsensical head canon garbage like scars or grey eyes or piercings. Might as well be an OC at that point.

>>384632694
>he hates them so he must secretly be them
so you're a fascist?

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>>384634674
You worry too much.

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>>384634421
>>384634504
>not being a degenerate slut that can't sleep unless their surrounded by the cocks of their many husbandos
>in the year 2016+1

>>384608850

What i dislike the most is that this game is only getting attention because GameGrumps

>dating sim
>with no sex
>NO. FUCKING. SEX.

what's the point ffs

>>384634694
Happens a lot, to be fair. Especially with rabid homophobes. Textbook insecurity.