*Corrupts your hard drive*
explain
>>384604049
http://www.pcgamer.com/zenimax-statement-reveals-john-carmack-googled-how-to-wipe-a-hard-drive/
>>384603495
*releases massive patch for DOOM*
>>384604572
But he doesn't work there anymore.
>>384605115
absolute madman, he did it anyway
>>384604292
>http://www.pcgamer.com/zenimax-statement-reveals-john-carmack-googled-how-to-wipe-a-hard-drive/
That seems like a totally reasonable thing to Google. Not everybody just knows all the BIOS short cuts offhand.
>>384603495
*Steals your flash drive*
What would you do if you woke up one day in a kitchen and Jodie Foster was sitting in front of you with a controller mortified and in a mirror behind her you saw the unsettling image of John Carmack attaching crocodile clips to your exposed brain extending to a 48" LCD screen with Doom playing on it at a solid 60 FPS. You realise at this point that John Carmack is running Doom on your brain and that you are totally paralysed, he takes the controller from Jodie and gives it to you before playfully exclaiming "don't be a controller hog my dear, give anon a turn".
>>384605589
Is JC /ourguy/?