Are they our guys now?

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>>384585412
Are us fatties finally getting the respect we deserve?

>>384585412
How the fuck can someone weigh 500 pounds?

>>384585412
not video game related

Somehow that "Great job!" doesn't seem even remotely sincere coming from Notch.
It actually sounds like he's insulting Boogie.

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Working in a hospital, it kills me seeing people so big we need to get transportation and engineering up to rig the special beds for inpatients because the normal ones simply cannot handle the weight and the engines aren't strong enough to lift them for when we need to raise the bed for whatever reason.

Like how the fuck do you let that happen to yourself? Maybe you're not exercising regularly, fine, but how much are you fucking eating?

>>384585504
Is this the average Nintenbro?

No, but Boogie receives way too much vitriol. He's not a shitty person in the slightest, just a very irresponsible and cowardly one. Notch is a prime example of a dude who has enough money never to give a shit about what he says for the rest of his life, while it's nice seeing big name people not bending over backwards for 'social justice' horseshit he's way too fucking aggro about it and only comes off like a cunt.

>JUST weighed in

https://clips.twitch
.tv/AttractiveFuriousApeRickroll

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liberals everytime :P
their so fucked inside it always shows on the outside.

>>384585561
according to this weight calculator, depending on his height, he would need to eat about 3900 calories a day in order to maintain his weight with I'm assuming, lol, his completely sedentary waste of lifestyle.

>>384585827
Why is he crying

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>>384585412
>tfw I only weigh 97 kgs and lost over 20 kgs this year.

Thank god I am not a fat piece of shit like Boogie. I still need to lose weight tho.

>>384585974
his wife wants to leave him

>>384585687
This without a doubt makes me believe this surgery will do nothing for him.
I'd almost wager he'll die over it considering he's only stuck to diets for a couple months tops.

>>384585974
his wife actually left him for a black guy. anyone have the image?

>>384585974
For donations, anon, for donations. Not because of them, mind you, for them.

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>>384585412
>he's weighed 500 pounds for the last 15 years

>mfw boogie finally lost a pound

>>384585990
>only weigh 97 kgs
>only

Regardless, keep it up Anon.

>>384585990
>only 97 kgs
fat

>>384585654
But notch is a fat fuck too. I'm sure he genuinely sympathizes with boogie's plight.

>>384585990
yo i just lost the same amount

dont lose too much though or you have lose skin. better stay a bit chubby and start lifting to get strong fit

>>384586139
>>384586171
Compared to boogie, that is little.
But yeah, I still need to lose weight.

please please please fuck off with your eceleb threads

>>384586085
Except they're still married and she's putting herself through the same diet he is just to support him and has overtaken video editing for him during the surgery month. Quit falseflagging, bitch boy.

>>384585412
He started his diet? I thought he was starting tomorrow™

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>>384586213
>mfw I found out she's almost as fat as him

>>384585827
Lmao what in the everliving fuck? Who in their right mind would think crying on stream like this would be a good idea? What's the context?

>>384585687

I'm dumbfounded by this as well, like you have to be living like crap for YEARS.

There must come a point where something in their brain shuts down and then they are resigned to it. : /

>>384586275
He actually seems to be sticking with it this time.

I doubt it'll last. But it would be nice to see him actually do something for once.

>>384585990
97 is close enough. You can even transform it to muscles. Keep going.

>>384586250
bitch wont even be there after the surgery you dumb faggot. he cried a entire stream about it everything else is just damage control because hes a whiny cuck who doesnt want people hating on her

>>384586213
Just think, after all these years she's finally gonna get an actual dicking off someone now she's left

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>>384586067
>marry morbidly obese e-celeb to get in on his wealth post early death
>fat man decides to get his stomach stapled to lose weight potentially extending his life
>she bails
ayy lmao

>>384586250
shes taking "a break" from their marriage, which makes zero sense, and he deleted the photo of her with the black guy where he talks about insecurities. that sounds so similar to a thing all married couples should do....

>>384585412
I'm 160lbs and I can't fathom weighing 500 pounds. I can't wrap my mind around how a person could be lazy and shameless to get to that point. Is it really that hard to not have that 4th cheeseburger? You don't even have to start eating fucking salads or exercising

>>384586335
it was right after he ate his last hamburger

>>384586323
pics?

>>384586448
You mean a quarter ton.

>>384586275
He's getting a surgery

>>384586442
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYlkfJ4l4R4

>>384585412
2 2 6 KGs
WHAT THE FUCK
I thought he was around 160. Im 100 and im fat as fuck. How is he alive with fucking 230 kgs

>>384586389
>>384586207
I have never really gone to gym or shit like that.
I don't know how to get fit. Losing weight is easy.

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>>384586213
>>384586323
>>384586442
she fat

i don't know why i see people posting shit that implies she's some how out of his league.

>>384586448

<_<

Wanna check your math there bud?

>>384585412
Boogie will never be our guy. He kissed Anita's ass after she literally made fun of him.

Fuck him.

>>384586213
What did she mean by this? For real, I don't get it

>>384586559
go to /fit/ and read the stickies

>>384586570
She was pretty thin before she got married.

Notch has always been our guy. Some random fucker who makes a videogame and then sells it for 2.5 billion dollars, buys a mansion and does nothing but play videogames all day and shitpost on twitter. He's living the dream all /v/irgins wish they could.

>>384586559
>I don't know how to get fit.
you lift weights

>>384586335
Wife left him on stream. He continued streaming for an hour, crying about her leaving him and talking about his failed marriage bluntly.

The next day he enters full damage control mode.
>I-I misinterpreted her message!
>We're not really breaking up
>I-It was my anxiety
>I know I said we'd been discussing separating before, but this message I got about her wanting to leave me wasn't really her wanting to leave me

>>384586448
*quater tonne, either definition (metric or imperial)

I don't understand how you get so fat?

How do you not get disgusted with yourself when you look in the mirror naked?

>>384586512
Shhhh let the Anon have this

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>>384585702
>>384585412
>Is this the average Nintenbro?
No, this is

>>384586709
Not sure what that's trying to convey.

An imperial ton is 2000 pounds. 500 is a quarter of a ton.

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>>384586709
Fucking americlaps
Get with the times you shaggy cunt

>>384585827
>the state of that room

No wonder she left him, probably has nothing to do with his weight.

>>384586709

He said lbs tho

>>384585827
So he's crying cause this happened?

https://www.reddit.com/r/boogie2988/comments/6obnmr/boogie2988_here_heres_the_truth_about_my_wife_and/

>>384586709
The fuck is a US ton?

Why do you guys have such retarded measurements for everything?

>>384586709
In the United States and formerly Canada[4] a ton is defined to be 2,000 pounds (907 kg).

>>384586841
Because we've had these for centuries and ain't in the mood to change it.

>>384586709
That's kg you retard he's 500 POUNDS

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>>384586709
>americans can't even tonne properly

>>384586751
So you're telling me I could make 500 bucks by just yanking his bag away from him?

>>384586570
how the fuck did she get so fat? Just looks at her. You'd have to eat an insane amount of food to get there.

>>384586895
>I used to respect that butterball.

Why? He's pathetic.

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>>384586709
>He deleted it

>>384586448
>>384586709
>deleted
embarassing

>deleting posts

America on damage control

>>384586709
>Deleted

Ha faggot

>went from 160 to 200 lbs
>didn't even notice how
At least I can hide it behind clothes still and it doesn't go on my face or limbs. Still gotta do something, maybe exercise before and after shitposting.

>>384586570
their sex must've been thunderous. that poor bed.

>>384585687

I eat pretty much garbage food constantly and in large quantities, but I still don't gain weight like this. I honestly have no idea how someone can fill themselves with over 3000 calories per day.

>>384586709
stay in school, kids

>>384587002
>>384587014
>>384587019
>>384587029

How are you falling for such an obvious bait

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>>384585412
>tfw you're fat as fuck and see someone fatter than you by a large margin

It's kind of unsettling, like as if I'm looking into my own future. I wish I could be disciplined enough to stick to a diet and actually get unfat

>>384587034

Just swim a mile every day

>>384587109
You mean motionless if at all

>>384585687
>Like how the fuck do you let that happen to yourself? Maybe you're not exercising regularly, fine, but how much are you fucking eating?
I don'wanna sound like I'm a fan of his shit and I'm defending him, BUT
He's mentally ill. I don't know why it's so hard to understand.He isn't a case of "oh I'm ~15kg over my ideal weight but I love pizza and don't feel like working out haha". He's literally fucked up in the head. Other people drink a lot, some other straight up kill themselves. Boogie eats.

how can you survive weighing 500+ pounds for 15 years, sitting on your ass, doing nothing but recording pity videos and throwing "in character" tantrums all day?

>>384587034
My fat doesn't go to my limbs either, people think I'm anorexic when I weigh 170 pounds. It's not fair.

>>384587034
How the hell can you hide 100kg?

>>384586612
She won the women-jackpot. The sucker she scammed into marriage didn't go for a prenup so she can gut him like a fish once she has sucked enough money out of him.

>>384587140
>it was b-bait!

Try harder.

>>384587109
There's no way he is physically capable.

>>384587140
>It was merely a ruse, I was just pretending
Fucking pathetic

>>384586984
Oh for sure but at least he was pathetic and nice. But seeing him pre-apologize to Anita, then act like a cuck during their panel, and then still apologizing after made me lose what little respect I had for him.

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>>384587140
>I was pretending to be retarded

>>384586424
This. At my height I was 225 pounds and it felt like fucking agony, I was always exhausted and out of breath. Then I started exercising and walking to work every day; now I'm down to 175 so far, and feeling way healthier as a result.

How the fuck does anybody allow themselves to get that big?

>>384586834
>hey guts /board/ here
>people going on reddit/other boards and acting like they're an "ambassador" for that board
embarrassing

>>384587279
Motherfucker got bullied so hard he became a fucking tool
He is literally autistic at this point
It's not his fault

>>384585687
>>384586341
>>384587116
>mfw been living on a one sided as fuck diet for the last decade or so
>barely going out outside of the daily dog routine and very rarely going to job center
>Still manage to stay on a reasionable level under 140kg
I will never understand how people manage to reach even 200KG.
God forbid 250 or the like.

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>>384586596
>I le hate le people who think different than le ME!!!!! REEEEEE
Stop acting like a retarded SJW, yes, Anita is cancer but dont hate boogie for kissing her, hate him for being a disgusting neckbearded quarter ton monster

>mom tells me my arms look bigger and notices my abs
>literally nicest thing anyone has said to me in years

We're all gonna make it bros

>>384587181
By not wearing tight clothes

>>384587140
I get the feeling this is another anon saying this calling it bait

>>384587181
>40 lbs
>100 kg
Either bait or stunningly retarded.

>>384587420
>sister says my chest looks different
>asks me to take my shirt off
We're making it

>>384586570
damn, she's been eating with boogie all along

>>384587142
>Be grossly overweight
>Think I should really get my life in order
>See these Jabba the Huts walking around
>Think I'm fine because at least I'm not them

It's a terrible way to look at things I know.

>>384585687
People have a very poor understanding of nutrition and it's very easy to consume more calories than you need. Plus there are a lot of foods that have a surprising amount of calories in them that most people wouldn't really think about since they don't leave you full, like fizzy drinks and energy drinks.

A can on Monster energy drink has around 200 calories, which is about the same amount of calories as 4 apples, except if you ate those 4 apples you'd probably be feeling far more full than from the energy drink.

>tfw fat but not morbidly obese tier and I've been working on losing weight

The only reason to be fat is if you are lazy as fuck. It wouldn't hurt for America to crack down on some of this fattening bullshit with regulations either but it won't happen because muh fat pockets fuck morals

>>384585687
Calories and carbs are cheap.
The average person will work 40+ hours a week, not including the 4-5 hours spent commuting. Working out can be viewed as taxing; its easier to just eat shitty food ad infinitum. It's readily available and convenient. Plus, working out involves doing something to be active. That takes more effort than sitting in front of a PC monitor or television.

>>384587109
I... I kinda wanna see it just to see HOW.

>>384587567
drink only water and eat a little bit less

you can do it anon

>>384587420
>mom
Anon, mothers have an unwritten duty to always tell their kids that they look good and that they're handsome
When your own Mom compliments you it literally means nothing because she's only saying it to make you feel better
If you want actual meaningful compliments go to anyone else and ask them

>>384587420
She wants the D

5'10"
129
25yo

send help bros

>>384587370
It's sad but people will still suck him off over it. So fuck 'em. Kinda happy LTG said what he said now. Wonder how much he would bully Boogie if they were ever in contact.

Really, wtf? I can't even imagine being that heavy and still wanting to be alive. Everyday must be some kind of unreal struggle. I don't get it.

>>384587663
fuck you my mom says i'm a handsome young man

whys this thread still here?

>>384585412
he's such a fucking fake, his youtube "good guy" persona is complete bullshit, if you watch any of his streams he's a completely different guy. He's literally just Francis without the slur and arm flailing. He's a great actor i'll give him that, but the fact that his virtue signalling fat enabler fans don't see through his gimmick is hilarious.

Can you imagine it, the nightmare of shuffling around 500+ pounds for 15 years?

I'm pretty sure at this point the fat and the vascular system needed to keep maintain it makes up most of the support in his body, like if he looses too much weight he'll crumple like early astronauts who developed space bone syndrome

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>>384587504
You know what you have to do Anon

>>384587212
>>384587278
>>384587325
Literally mad cause baited. How fucking embarrassing lmao.

>>384586341
I wonder this as well. I hit 190lbs and was disgusted at my man tits, started cutting calories and a few months later I was down to 146. regained a few since then but i always make sure im in the 150 range.

IM TIRED OF THIS FAT . FUCK .
-POPPING UP IN ALL MY SEARCH ENGINES WHEN I'M LOOKING FOR A WORKOUT VIDEO

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>>384587663
>mothers have an unwritten duty to always tell their kids that they look good and that they're handsome
My mother never compliments me

>>384587142
>I wish I could be disciplined enough
>wish
>disciplined

There's your fucking problem.

Go talk a walk today and look at the lawns in your neighborghood. Decide which ones need to mow the lawn or which did a good job arranging their planters.

>>384587686
Do you own a computer?

>>384587645
We're talking absolute monsters, not slightly overweight people.

>>384587732
she's unattractive, not because she's my sister but because she's overweight

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How the fuck do you allow yourself to be THIS fat?

Like, seriously. Even 150kg is fucking pushing it.

And here I am thinking I'm a fatass for being 90kgs
Jesus fuck

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>People who keep a strict diet and exercise regimen dropping dead at 40 from cancer
>Boogie still keeping it going after being 500+ pounds for 15 years
The madman

>>384587778
THIS LARD-GARGLING

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>>384587760
I'm only giving you more (You)s to see how more pathetic you can get
Entertain me more, monkey

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>>384586647
and acquire dates

>>384587159
he's 50 and still blaming his mean mother for everything he does wrong, he's a prime example of an obese person playing the victim card for all their problems.

>>384587817
>he had to translate pounds into memetric to understand it
lol

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>being anywhere above your healthy weight unless you're a body builder

How do you fat fucks not want to kill yourselves? Literally all you have to do is stop eating garbage and move 30 minutes a day. Yet a lot of obese people pretend they're disabled when really they're just fat and lazy.

t. former fatty

Larkin Love

>>384587784
SS + Gomad.

You will drown in compliments.

>>384586206
Notch isn't obese though.

Considering his success and where he actually stands now. Weight being the main concern in his life as everything else spirals it looks more like an insult.

>>384587504
She wants to fuck.

>>384587898
Not my fault you Americucks keep using shitty archaic measure systems.

>>384587805
yes also 129lbs that's rather important to note

>>384587420
>>384587504
>really fit co-worker notices I've been losing weight
>he sucks my dick and says "looking good brah"
It was a nice little confidence boost, I gotta say.

>>384587903
who is this cum drum

>>384587686
129 lbs or hilos?

>>384587898
>Being this American
Holy fuck, dude

>>384587725
I was going to mention this. He's just Francis with Boogie's voice.

>>384587985
lbs

>>384585687
There's literally years of not giving a fuck going on to get to that point. You really can stay in the obese territory your whole life without making it to morbidly obese by just feeling a LITTLE guilty for what you eat. But people like Boogie eat wild proportions, loads of sugar, and just tell themselves "it doesn't matter, because I need to feel good for a half-hour to combat my depression/anxiety, I deserve this," day after day after day for way too long.

A lot of people get into depressive funks and eat like shit during them to make themselves feel better, or go on a bender. People like boogie just do it for like 5-8 years straight. They're the food version of an alcoholic with cirrhosis of the liver. Ungodly amounts of binge eating, every day, for years.

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BACK AT YOU WITH ANOTHER VIDEO

>>384588001
>not being American
Why don't you go eat some "crisps" Nigel?

>>384587903
Who is this semen demon

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>>384585412
I don't know. I don't care.

>>384588090
Literally look at the spoiler in his post.

DR. ROBOTNIK LOOKING

How do I get a fat gf? It seems like they still have high standards.

>>384587830
CALORIE-THIEVIN

>>384587142
I was a fat fuck anon, now I'm just chubby and I'm loosing the remaining fat quicker than ever. Over 5 months I lost 40kg (88 pounds), just from cutting out shitty foods and walking 5km every night.

You can do it with a little willpower, it'll be the best thing you've ever done. The only thing stopping you is laziness.

>>384587984
How can you not know Larkin Love?

>>384587957
>129lbs
What's the problem then? Go and play the tree game.

>>384585412
I'm 189 pounds and I feel fat lol

>>384587860
For real, dates are a great snack and help keep you regular.

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>>384587984
>>384588090
Are you guys fucking with me?

>>384588185
DOG FUCKING

Who's the fattest person here? Own up now.

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>>384585412

>Be 230 pounds and 5'10"
>Feel like the fattest piece of shit in the world
>Blood pressure slightly above average
>Recently started going back to half decent cardio to bring my bodyfat down and get healthier
>Still feel gross and overweight in the meantime

>Seeing an absolute fucking Wailord of a man that demands I pay for his healthcare get congratulated for not weighing literally 2.5x my weight for the first time in a decade and a half

I don't know how he could survive that long without wanting to kill himself.

>>384588032
Just eat more peanut butter sandwiches and whole milk, beanpole

>>384587984
she has AIDS

>>384587957
>>384588032
>129lbs
EAT SOMETHING

>>384588161
>It seems oike they still have high standards

Only the bitchy femist ones, If you don't have one already is because you're doing something wrong

>>384586341
>: /
It's time for you to die.

>>384588278
DOG FUCKING

>>384588278
SALAD DODGIN

ASS SMELLING

>>384588032
I am your height and weighed 130-135 until I was 30 despite anything I would do. You're never going to build a lot of muscle definition, its just the way its gonna be, anon. Don't be complacent though, go biking or hiking a few times a week just for the cardio if nothing else. Its gonna be ok. When everyone else hits midlife and ballons up like bloated corpses you'll easily maintain 140-150 and look amazing. Make sure to take care of your skin btw (sunscreen, exfoliate, etc.).

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>>384588389
PAJAMA WEARIN'

>>384588361
bodyfat is not genetics you fag

>>384585412
Looks like notch lost a lot of weight. I don't think boogie will ever reach anything reasonable.

>>384588393
GO TO SUBWAY BUT PUT EVERYTHING ON IT

>>384588361
>muh genetics
keep doing sit ups and losing weight you dunce

>>384588361
>>still no abs because genetics demand I have a flabby belly
keep cutting you fucking lard ass

>>384588483
DOG FUCKING

>>384588445
It can be, not everyone stores the same amount of fat proportionally.

>>384586751
>5'6

>>384588403
Suppose that's a better fate than keg belly

>>384586341
> : /
the fucking cancer is deep

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>>384585412
I knew he was big, but I didn't think he was that big.

>>384588361
You need under 10% body fat for visible abs, even less for more prominent ones. They don't just happen by being reasonably in shape, you have to really work for them

>>384586206
But I was a fat ass too until last year. Was at like 308 in September and am now 190. I didn't sympathize with people like him when I was fat don't sympathize now.

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>>384585412
>/ourguy/ meme
I'd say get out millenials, but you're the majority now so... enjoy these retarded threads about e-celebs for the rest of your days while no actual threads about games ever get attention or made.

Literally there's no reason to ever care two shits about retarded no-name e-celebrities, yet alone meme one of them to be one of us. None of them are and never will be. Some lurk here, but they don't matter.

>>384588506
>sit ups

Don't give people advice.

>>384588607
>You need under 10% body fat for visible abs
lol DYEL
15% for abs when flexing around 10-12 for always visible

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>tfw 5'8 400lbs

>>384588558
Doesnt matter. Drop more fat, get more lean bodymass.
Sixpacks are a result of low bodyfat, thats why all somalians are rocking them.

>>384587034
>hice it behind clothes

Everyone can tell you're fat, don't delude yourself.

>>384585687
EMT here
Got called to a cardiac arrest once. The beast was at least 250 kilos. There was fuck all we could do Took us 4 EMTs and another 2 firemen to get her off the bad and on the floor so we could start CPR. At a certain point the team really considered jumping on her.

>>384585687
I've been gaining weight
Last I checked I was around 290 pounds
I have 5 other brothers who are also overweight my second youngest brother is over 300 pounds but hes also taller than me
My mother enables them to eat junk food and her cooking isn't healthy either
She literally buys my second youngest brother 2 bottles of nutella and buys a box of mini chocolate donutes to my youngest brother
Our pantry is full of instant ramen
Despite me telling her that a persons diet affects them more than excersice she continues to buy this garbage and tells us to go to the gym with our non existant transportation and membership

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>>384585412
>226 kilograms
What the hell? That's almost four times as much as me. How is this guy even alive?

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>>384586751
>likes Nintendo
>dislikes negativity
Isn't he negative about everything new Nintendo does, though?

>>384585687
It's not a matter of how much, it's rather about how shit you're eating and drinking.

>>384588657
Why haven't you changed your ways? You're an adult.

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>>384588646

>>384588324
No she has the same fucked up disease Mandy Morbid has just not as bad.

>>384588657
Start losing weight you obese fuck

>>384588054
This can't be real

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>>384588701
>At a certain point the team really considered jumping on her

>>384588657
I don't believe it

This thread making me hungry.

>>384588463
Losing weight doesn't get you your hair back

>>384588636
Millennials were always the majority.

>>384587142
>>384587567
>>384587790
>>384588187
>tfw have this exact same predicament except i'm fit and trying to get an 8-pack
life is suffering

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>>384588657
>6' even
>140lbs

>>384587404
Why not both?
The only thing more cancerous than Anita are her apologists.

>>384588617
Notch has billions of dollars and not a single care in the world. He could hire the best personal trainer in the world and become a Chad in less than 6 months. So why hasn't he?

>>384587034
It's about eating under your maintenance not exercising. That just helps burn calories to get lower but it's something like one snack = one hour of cardio and it's just worth it more to not eat.

>>384587903
who is this spunk monk?

>>384588656
Are you illiterate? You just repeated what I said

I'm 5"11 and about 137 pounds

Too little or normal y/n

>183 cm
>90kg
Always been like this but now I've started to really feel how fat I am. Waking up and seeing the stomach makes me so depressed. I can't imagine someone weighing twice as much and not wanting to kill themselves.

>>384585687
>>384585561
The dude has mental issues, he eats.

>>384586751
I'm glad he precised that those were eybrows, I woulndt have figured it out.

>>384585990
"97 kgs" means nothing without also saying your height.

>>384585897
Motherfucker I bet you couldn't handle having an extra 300 odd pounds on your weight and still handle anything but a lifestyle that is sedentary

>>384588883
you said you need under 10% for visible abs
dumb fuck kys

>>384588754
Can you really not tell that's an edit? Or do you mean the original?

>>384588801
Because the entire diet and weight loss industry is built around making people believe it is

>>384588895
At least you don't have to bulk, congrats you're halfway there.

>>384588884
Mr. Skeletal

>>384588884
how was Auschwitz?

>>384587116
I do, I eat around 3k almost every day and never managed to pass the 64kg mark, need to do that due to a heart condition that makes my heart burn though calories like an American v8 burns though gas, at least is what my doctor says

>>384588968
It kinda is, it's just painful. Output more than you input and you'll lose weight 100% of the time. People always freak out when "not eating" is discussed by cutting my caolories in half and going for a 5k jog every morning helped me lose a shit ton of weight. I went from 230 to 180 in about half a year. I wasn't even that dedicated to my diet or exercise, I cheated all the damn time.

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I know smart watches are frowned upon here, but any fitness tracker does help you to keep in check of making sure you make your goal.
They are worth it and specially with the Apple Watch where the whole squad added each other and gives us notification when someone is done with a workout to keep us motivated.

>>384586751
Is the picture making fun of him or not? It seems like it does, but not somewhat subtle

>>384586751
I like how he just casually forgets to mention he's also a balding faggot.

>>384588884
You're a twink. Are you gay too?
Gain ~25 lb and start lifting while you do it. It'll be easy from you too. It'll be mostly muscle and you'll end up looking shredded in less than a year.

>>384588858
Same reason I was fine with being overweight. Probably just doesn't care. But notch doesn't go crying about the problems his weight causes, boogie does. He put himself in this situation.

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Larkin is the poor man's Proxy.

>that video where she says fucked up shit about committing incest

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>>384586751
Andrew DUMBson

>>384589082
no

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>Currently doing a 4:3 Fasting routine to lose weight
>Lost 5 lbs in less than a week
>Already passed my goal to hit before my birthday this month.
>Want to lose around 50lbs by the end of the year and be 250lbs.
I can do it. I know I can.

>>384589175
>Lost 5 lbs in less than a week
what is water weight?

>>384588921
About 180cm.
I don't recall exactly what it was, as it is ages since I measured my height. Of course, as I am 24 I don't exactly grow anymore so it probably is the same as it was back when it was last measured.

>>384589089
I'll keep that in mind. Hardly twink looking though lol

>>384589175
Good job anon, don't stop.

>>384589246
lol fatass

>>384589125
How often does this progressive bullshit help nu-males get laid? They have to be doing it for a reason

>>384588361
>that push up bra literally making her tits go up

>>384589076
Yup, I similarly eat a decent diet and exercise but only follow a very loose regimen. It is easy to lose weight, just not in the way people want to believe it is. It's not "do this 1 trick to lose weight fast", it's "put in a modicum of effort on a consistent basis"

I was working a job I hated and ballooned to 240 pounds. I've since started working out again and eating right and have fallen down to 200, but now I'm stuck. I'm 6'1 so I'm not fan but I sure as hell feel fat. I just wanna get down to 190 bros, all my lifts are down because of the weight loss and I just wanna be under 200 for the first time in 5 years.

>>384585412
>250 kg

he's proud of it

>>384585561
Its genetic.

>>384589082
>I know smart watches are frowned upon here
Not /fit/ here. Why would they be frowned upon? What kind of autism is that?

>>384585412
>tfw 6'1 225 with monster gains.
I eat like 4k calorie a day to maintain weight, what the fuck are these guys doing to keep it on?

>>384589276
Yeah, I know. I am working on changing that.

>>384586939
Everyone had their own retarded measurements for centuries, if not millenias, yet people standartisized this shit because it's convenient and productive. Why the fuck would you brag about your centuries old history as if's a major obstruction point anyway.

>>384589246
t. manlet

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>>384588305
>5'11 250lb
>Start lifting 3 months ago
>Can run better, lift better, swim better, can do cartwheels again
>Peers noticed I lost a lot of weight
>Only lost 5lbs
>Still look like complete shit

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>>384586751
>5'6

>>384586751
>doesnt like mayonnaise

nigger

>>384585412
I was just yesterday in a discussion about why you are not special for being a smack head then quitting

the same applies for mass obesity, good for you you weight less than a car, now fucking excercise and ill praise you unironically.

Is it really that important for leg exercises and arm exercises to be allocated to separate days?

>>384589082
I just use my phone and Samsung Health that came pre-installed on it. I've heard step count/calories burnt and other stats can be a little off but it gives me a rough idea of how I'm doing and it cost me nothing extra

>>384589175
It'll really start to fall off soon anon. Just stay consistent, and I'd say it's better to suck it up and not try and have cheat days. I waited till I was 90 down to have anything outside my diet again

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>>384588291
It's me...

>>384589428
sorry I just wanted to say that at least once in my life

>tfw 5'9 80kg
we all make it brahs

>>384585412
I'd like to believe he'd commit this time, but I know better

>>384585504
no boogie directly attacked healthy at any size horseshit saying "you might be healthy for a short time but it wont last"

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>>384589237
>Fasted on and off for 5 days
>woke up, took a massive shit
>Took a long piss
>Took off clothes and stood on scale
>298 lbs and already clearing my short term goal.

I don't care. It makes me happy.

>was 290 two weeks ago
>went to football camp for my college
>dropped like 8 pounds in a week even after drinking like 3 gallons of water a day
intense cardio is so satisfying when you're done fatties.

>>384589297
surely if they keep doing it enough they will get women to sleep with them

>>384589447
Some of it may be converting fat to muscle. Just keep an eye on your intake and keep to your routine

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>>384589445
Since when have 180cm tall people been manlets? I am literally average in height in my homeland.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_average_human_height_worldwide

>>384589124
Jesus Christ. Something's sucking the youth out of her.

>>384586751
I'm still shocked that he even knows what Etrian Odyssey is. No fucking way he actually plays it, he would get offended at the first loli.

>>384589480
no.

>>384586593
>using "<_<"

fuck off no one wants you here

>>384589642
>BEING AVERAGE
LMAOING AT YOUR LIFE MANLET
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN???

>>384586751
>Likes: Sleeping, eating
>dislikes: negativity, depression
How boring a person do you have to be to list that?

I weight 102kg and my height is 179cm. Nutritionist said my ideal weight should be 80kg.

>>384588801
>>384588968
>work my ass off in private to remain somewhere between otter mode and ripped
>in public chug beer and eat pizza and pretend I'm naturally like this
>lots of people are mad
I know I'm a sad pathetic man but their anger and envy bring me joy

>>384589076
Gratz on the weight loss!

6'3" 220 lbs
What do

>>384589506
timestamp or gtfo

>>384589756
Eat less, move more.

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>>384589642
>Indonesia
>average male height 158cm
>self reported

Top fucking lel

>>384589582
The hour between your meals and sleeping isn't fasting Anon

>>384585412
Literally 5 times the size as me, what is wrong with fatties?

>>384589556
he hasn't made an effort to change his eating habits so the surgery will be a waste

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>>384589124
I like them both. They both look cute without makeup.

But Larkin has dat mass so she wins my hear

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>>384589710
> he doesn’t like sleeping and eating

>>384589410
You don't need a fucking computer to exercise.

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>>384587663
Not my mom

>>384589830
How fucking short are you mr manlet?

>>384589716
Yeah everyone says that perfect weight is your heght minus 100 or 110

>>384587374
I have gained weight over one period in my life and I can pinpoint why I gained weight.
I was depressed in my teens. I didn't eat anymore than I usually do. Hell I even exercised more during that period to try and get some self esteem back. After I stopped feeling sorry for myself I simply stopped gaining weight. It has been 15 years since then.
Before the depression I was 120 lbs.
After the depression, 190 lbs. Yet never gained nor lost any weight since then.
I'm sure if I actually continued to exercise I would lose this weight but I don't feel to pressured to do so.

>>384589410
Because people who use that shit are bandwagoners and casuals who need some shitty jew computer's help to stay in shape

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>>384589647
That's when she first started getting gutter trashy after her pixie blonde form and if anything she's sucking the youth from others and getting thicc.

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When is this other fatty dying again?

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>>384589664
Thought so, but just double checking. Thanks.

How many days a week should I be exercising compared to resting?

>>384589719
>enjoying the frustration of others
I too enjoy this for I am also a narcissistic scumbag who only pretends to be a nice guy

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Why does this fat disgusting fucking cake graveyard keep getting threads everyday?

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>>384589642

>>384589968
get toxoplasmosis and die

>>384589914
I'm average out in the real world. 5'9 when I was a teenager, haven't checked since then.

>>384587109
they dont, he said on the h3h3 stream that they weren't capable of it.

>>384588801
So far, after 50lbs lost, I can say this is true.

I've just been doing cardio mostly, and I'd say 90% of my weight loss came from my gut. It's just lucky genetics.

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ROOOOOOOORRRRRR

PAY

MY

OBAMACARE!

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>6'3 138
why am I losing weight
I was almost 150 3 months ago
I don't throw up after meals or have parasites and I eat routinely, I mean I could use more but I don't starve myself or anything.

>>384589710
>How boring a person do you have to be to list that?
He used to have no shame in being specific in what he liked. He also used to draw himself with a full head of hair.

>>384589756
LOL, if you really were 6'3 you would know even at 6'2 you would be thin as shit at 220. I am 6'2 and if I go below 210 I look like I have cancer.

>>384589996
>Albanians
>198 cms
Why would they lie like this? Why not put it 179-180? At least it's halfway believable

>>384585687
ate like shit growing up, my parents were fat as hell
still never crossed the 300-pound threshold before getting into better shape
and I'm the same height as boogie
how he managed to outclass my fattest point by nearly double is a fucking mystery to me, because I thought I was the grossest thing on earth

>>384589642
>Albania
>Average male height 6'6
>Average female height 6'1
>Measured
>YEAR 3016-3017

And they wonder why everyone calls Albanians liars and 2-faced just like their flag, jesus.

>>384589716
My height is 177cm but I only weigh 63kg. I guess we both have some work to do.

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So is this thread about fat people or pornstars?

I like Kelly Divine, despite her butterface. Can anyone recommend me similar pornstars? I'm in a thicc mood.

Others:
>Gianna Michaels
>Carmella Bing
>Siri
>Angela White
>Lela Starr

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>>384589996
What the fuck???
Are Albanians from the future?

Buying a stationary bike and doing exercise constantly did the trick for me.

Like someone said, I didnt follow a strict diet, but after a year, I managed to lose 18kg (100kg to 82kg).
The problem is people want to see results in the shortest time possible, when in fact, people took years to get fat but didnt noticed/fooled themselves to the point it became a problem.

>>384590059
5'9" and at most 99 lbs and you are going to call other people unhealthy? You are like fucking ethipoian tier anon.

>>384589647

Crack. It's funny coz smoking crack usually makes you thin.

>>384586751
>Dobson actually made this


I always felt 4chan is like a submarine with a glass floor where you can see the fucks even less self aware as the losers on the boat

>>384590023
It's uncooked meat that gives you that, not cats. The amount of people who actually get toxoplasmosis from cats is relatively negligible.

>>384590148
Ava Addams is fucking delicious

>tfw 6'0
>250 lbs
>Actually do not look that fat
>Gut smaller than chest, chest not flabby, broad shoulders, naturally muscular (not huge, but got a decent amount of muscle)
>Never lift

Did I hit the genetic lottery for fatsos?

>>384590128
>he doesn't think 6'6" is going to be average in a thousand years
people get taller as time goes on, it's evolution

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>boogies wife leaves him
>dude uses the emotions to get /fit/
>pure beastmode boogie
>becomes intentional destroyer of worlds instead of the passive destroyer of worlds right now
BOOGIE REDEMPTION ARC FUCKING NOW CUNTS

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>>384590148

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>>384589763
Just playing but this is actually me.

>>384590201
I’m just jesting
I’m a cat person

>>384586751
>balding manlet

>>384590178
Closer to 110-120 probably. I eat plenty I just don't gain weight

>>384589993
We're getting closer and closer to his surgery. Plus, after his later spiel about healthcare reform, it's easier than ever to use him as a tertiary segue to /pol/ faggotry.

>>384586968
>how the fuck did she get so fat?
She is around boogie. so her diet changed to whole sticks of butter for inbetween snacks of whole blocks of cheese covered in lard.

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>>384590091
Weight loss is attributed to the amount of calories you eat + the amount of energy you use up

Basically: You're burning more calories than you eat

What are you eating?
What's your daily activity level (Low - nothing but vidya, high - working physical labor all day)?
Have you consulted your doctor? Rapid, unintentional weight loss can be attributed to many problems, like diabetes.

>>384590259
Didn't this dude have DDP come hang with him for a couple of days and he still refused to exercise? Boogie ain't ever getting skinny.

PAY

>>384590281
What mental deficiency causes you to not understand "timestamp or gtfo?"

>tfw 5'6" 180lbs

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>>384590116
These fucking comics, man.

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>>384590248
> evolution

>>384586821
is this loss

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>>384585412
Joking aside this deserves positive feedback. First time I was in the gym I couldn't run for 5 minutes.

Every journey begins with a first step.

/v/fit threads are better than anything from /fit/

there, I said it

>>384590265
name?

>>384585687
Seems like everyone hates fatties, even people who work in hospitals. I don't get how people can defend fat people.

>>384590313
Then how are you ***literally*** a fifth the size of a man who is at 499?

>>384590413
How bad is that? I'm not familiar with manlet heights.

>>384590259
I doub he can get /fit/
Bearmode yeah, but he is way too fat to get cunt slaying /Fit/