The assassination of Half-Life 3 by the greedy jew Gabe Newell

I don't care anymore. Valve isn't a developer anymore and if they tried making it with the now limited team they have it'd just be awful.

Gabe Newell isn't Jewish. And even if he was, so what?

I sank 3000 hours into Dota 2 and 1000 into CSGO. I made so many friends off both of them, even industry contacts. I

probably wouldn't have gotten more than 20 hours out of Half-Life 3. I'm sad I'm leaving the series on a cliffhanger like that (Eli getting tongue-fucked to death by an alien potato while his daughter screams in horror) but sometimes you gotta recognize the way things played out were actually in your favor even if it doesn't seem that way.

>Crowbcat

In the trash it goes.

>>384581716
is that picture real or photochooped.

1) This is about hl2 ep3, not hl3, according to description. I'm not watching your gay ass video.

2) hl3 is unreleasable at this point. No game could do the name justice, it'd be disappointing no matter what.

So, if it ever does get released, be wary - there's a reason for it, and it's likely that valve is circling the drain, and cashing in on anything they can.

>>384581971
You must be 18 or older to browse this website

>>384581716
No fat, more Jew hats? The fuck does that mean?

>>384581972
>and it's likely that valve is circling the drain, and cashing in on anything they can
Relative to how many people they have employed they are literally the richest company in the world and get a 30% cut of almost every non-EA PC game that gets sold. You're fucking retarded. The income off Dota hats ALONE is enough that they could go on vacation for 6 months out of the year.

>>384581991
suck my over 25 year old dick

>>384582080
imagine being at computers

>>384581916
t.hipster

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>>384581971
If only.

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>>384582080

>assassination of HL
>he literally confirmed there is a HL game in development like 1 month ago

>>384581861
Oy vey what's wrong with us Jews, schmuck? Gotta problem? That's anti-semetic

>>384582115
That's why I said

> if it ever does get released

But I guess reading is hard.

>>384581716
HL3 is in development. It will be the best VR game ever made.

>>384582227
>he literally confirmed there is a HL game in development like 1 month ago
Source

>>384582281
holy shit this is actually plausible because valve seems to like using half life for their new technology

i don't know how to feel about this

NO FAT MORE HATS JEW

>>384581716
I'd still be excited if they picked the story back up, but at the same time, I would know there is a nearly impossible chance it would turn out to be a good sequel.
valve is not in the game dev business anymore, they're purely corporate now, and in it for the bottom dollar. they're great at it too and I respect them for that, but I'm not going to delude myself into thinking that they're still the same group of people with same values that made HL1 and ep 1 and 2.

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>>384582346
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Gaben/comments/5olhj4/hi_im_gabe_newell_ama/dck9qhl/?utm_content=permalink&utm_medium=front&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=The_Gaben

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>>384582669
>half-life/portal
it ain't gonna be a HL game. yeah, I know about the connection but still

>>384582669
He just confirmed the same universe, nothing more.

>>384582227
>>384582346
>>384582669

If you look at the context he said "Yep" in response to "Any chance of a new IP that takes place in the half-life/portal universe? "

There's a forthcoming comic set in the HL2 universe, it wouldn't surprise me if they licence a Telltale game, that doesn't mean HL3 is coming.

>>384581716

Its been cancelled.

There was a leaked internal memo back in 2015 about 'projects in development' that ended with '...project borealis; shitcanned in 2011, but announcing it will cause a massive shitstorm and can't afford the negative press with the greenlight fiasco'.

They were planning to announce its official cancellation because there weren't enough developers, artists etc. left to work on it (all left due to lack of morale); writers, artists, engineers etc - all moved onto different studios and projects, but Greenlight had increasingly negative press and they'd been trying to find a way to move past it, but realised that they can't officially do that, spell the end of greenlight, deal with the massive shitstorm at the same time.

Its gone. Buried. They unofficially stopped in 2011, when a salty developer/writer left and slowly leeched all of the funding from it to more profitable ventures over the next few years.

Half-Life as a series is over.

>>384582669
>Is there a chance...
>yep
its fucking nothing

>>384582669
Thats such an open question and vague answer, it could literally mean a sequel to The Lab since technically it takes place in the same universe

>>384583112
This, of course there is a chance. He just isn't ruling it out.

>>384583058
I'll need you to provide the proofs comrade.

>2017
>Half-Life

who even cares about it at this point

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>>384582669
>senpai noticed me! Thanks lord gaben!

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>>384583547
>”ugh I’m like, so jaded and shit. Please think I’m cool because I groan whenever someone else is happy. Ugh”
YOU ARE WHATS WRONG WITH VIDEO GAME CULTURE. I don’t even fucking browse Reddit. It’s the fucking Internet. How else would he express happiness for his idol answering him? He’s likely fucking 13-16. You were likely a meme spouting retard at that age.
Fuck off and stop being a dick.

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>>384582669
>there are people who think none of the 3 games he is working on is HL3

>>384583915
lol fuck you faggot.
stay mad

>>384582669
>new IP

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>>384582080

>>384581716
I'm not crying about it anymore, but man it fucking sucks that it never came out for valve because they would have made SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY.

GOD DAMMIT VALVE JUST MAKE ANOTHER FUCKING GAME YOU PIECES OF SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?
YOU USED TO BE COOL MAN

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>HL3 is made by Telltale Games

>>384583915
>I don’t even fucking browse Reddit.
yet you type like a redditor

>>384584032
>there are people still clinging to HL3
every year with you cunts.

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>>384583915
>YOU ARE WHATS WRONG WITH VIDEO GAME CULTURE

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>>384584058
>trolled xd nothin personnel kiddo

>>384584198
I’m at work. Still in semi-professional mode.

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>>384584437
I didn't know professional typing etiquette involved typing in all caps about video games.

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>>384583915
>YOU ARE WHATS WRONG WITH VIDEO GAME CULTURE

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>>384582669
>that edit
it's like reddit is even worse than we make it out to be, fucking jesus fucking christ

>>384583058
>There was a leaked internal memo back in 2015 about 'projects in development' that ended with '...project borealis; shitcanned in 2011, but announcing it will cause a massive shitstorm and can't afford the negative press with the greenlight fiasco'.

cool, I want to see this memo

>>384583915
no, 13-16 year olds are what's wrong with video game culture

>>384582227
It's been "confirmed" for years, anon.

>>384583915
What a nasty shitpost. Just get banned already.

I just don't understand why it would take so long.

>half life 2: 2004
>episode 1: 2006
>episode 2: 2007
>episode 3: .....

Shouldn't it have already been in development when episode 2 was released?

>>384583058
why is funding even a concern for these hyper-turbo-super-Jews? hasn't Steam made them enough money to buy about 2/3s of Africa already?
how much does it even cost to make a FPS these days and just tie up the fucking HL storyline? even Star Citizen has 'only' made $200 mil and they've released a sort-of finished game. Fuck valve.

This is the direct result of you stupid cunts giving them so much money through Steam instead of pirating everything through a torrent site. Dumb fucking sheep.

>>384585953
true, but these retards will still make this thread every day

>>384581716
I remember all this shit. WTF happened?

>>384586985
They got to come inside and talk to Gabe, they put it up on youtube too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdSKWKZFdrU

>>384586514
Both the Dishonored guys and Warren Spector have been revealed to have worked on episodes that never got released, its not that it wasn't in development, its that they kept cancelling them.

>>384587674

Why would they have cancelled it several times? Could they not think of a satisfying ending?

>there are now more people in /v/ that didn't play half life than those that did
I'm okay with that. Half-life is extremely and I mean extremely overrated.

>>384588138
This, compared to the rest of the shortlist of "best of 1998" it's pretty lacking

>>384582669
>Thanks lord gaben!

How much do you think he fucking hates this. It must create the same sense of squirming discomfort one gets when someone calls you "good sir" in person.

When did Episode 3 became Half Life 3? Do people even know that HL2 has episodes?

>>384588624
lol

What if Portal was the Idea of HL3, but they just released it as Portal instead because they couldn't think of how to link it.

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>>384583915

>>384588310
A lot of 1998's "best" games are overrated.

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>>384588138
>>384588310

>>384581916
le hivemind hates crowbcat now? what did he do?

>>384588332
Those goddamn street urchins better refer to me as good Sir if they want their tuppence and 3 shillings for the day.

>>384588138
>>384588310
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jO-P3kXlCI
Tell me what games has A.I. like this these days?

>>384588843
It's /v/s resident GAF contingent, he put a we wuz meme in his E3 video and dats raciss e.t.c.

>>384583020
>There's a forthcoming comic set in the HL2 universe
That's enough for me. Just give me a fucking ending. HL3 can't live up to the hype, but I just want to know how to game we got actually fucking ends.

Everyone who gave a shit about the project left or was forced out

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>>384589160
>he put a we wuz meme in his E3 video
so he's even more /v/ / 4chan than ever, great

>>384583915
>video games
>culture

>>384581716
Only reddit newfags ever liked Half Life anyway

>>384582080
no fat, more hats, jew.

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I gave up on HL3 back around 2012 and Valve as a whole in 2013.

>>384587673
didnt that guy got arrested for CP or touching children

>>384587673
Cleveland Steambox

>>384591895
you are me but 3 years earlier

>>384591846
The cancer has really taken a toll. What happened to the glorious mass we once knew? I fear we may never see him in all his glory ever again.

>>384591846
Found the American.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdeY1v6jC7Q

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why does gaben get his own couch when the other guys only get small chairs?

I can't decide which is worse, Half-Life fags or Kojimafags

>>384582227
It being worked on means nothing when it comes to valve.

The structure at Valve is that people are free to work on anything they please, be it DOTA, Team Fortress, Portal, whatever.

So a whole team could be working on HL3, but just as feasible is that very few people are working on it, and because of that it's making very little progress.

It could be a month away, and it could be still several years away. The messy structure of Valve means it's pretty much impossible to know for sure.

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>>384581716

I don't give a shit about this developer or this series anymore.

And tbqh, it was never anything great to begin with, and that's coming from a former fanboy.

>>384582669
>new game in hald life universe

enjoy portal 2: episode 1

Post yfw they announce they have made a days style survival game on source 3, and it's a full release, not a shitty early access game

why would you even want HL3 outside of just knowing what happens to the characters?
HL2 is one of the worst shooters ever, HL3 will/would probably just be another corridor shooter with a dumb and annoying gimmick slapped on it.
Valve is a digital store now, nothing more.

>>384594012
No, go fuck yourself

>>384593827
>enjoy portal 2: episode 1
at this point I would kill for that

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>>384594510
>HL2 is one of the worst shooters ever
maybe video games aren't for you

>>384582080
don't dead open inside

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>>384581716
>crowbmeme