Resident Evil Thread

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>be me, Albert Wesker
>ultimate badass
>test tube baby created to help some old fuck rule the world
>get asked to kill some old fuck so i get some nonames to shoot him up and throw him in the trash with his failed experiments
>that old fuck got revived as an opera singing fag who controls millions of leeches
>oh fuck
>try to play it cool, say it was always my plan to leave umbrella, as the old guy now wants to destroy umbrella
>birkin says its cool but he needs to finish his virus
>tell him i don't give a shit and i need to kill the swat team i run
>get about 6 of them killed, about 5 of them actually survived
>this fucking tank confronts me
>make some shit up about this thing called tyrant, i don't know what the things called
>start improvising the whole thing, think i'm doing good and creeping him out
>maybe he'll kill himself from fear and i can just go back to my police job
>he starts laughing at me
>this fucker laughs at me
>'Wesker, you're pitiful!'
>spergout.avi
>activate the nude man
>tell chris to go to hell
>the monster looks at me
>ohshit.wav
>he impales me on three fucking claws
>chris shoots the guy a few times and fucks off
>fuck
>decide to inject myself with some of that virus birkin was making
>holy shit i'm completely healed
>holy shit i am fucking neo
>13 years later i've killed my boss, molested chris' sister, and now i've improved my way to taking over the world
>chirs is there
>he looks like he's been taking roids since i kicked his ass back in '98
>try to kill his partner
>look over at him
>he's punching a fucking boulder
>what.png
>he manages to punch it into the lava and save his partner
>eventually my concubine shows up with a helicopter
>they get in
>realize i'm stranded in lava with no way out
>start trying to ask for help as i'm stuck here in a pit of lava
>chris and the black chick pull out rocket launcher
>ohfuck.mpeg4
>years later found out that was a clone and i now run umbrella
>some fucker named redfield works for me now