Video Game Characters you'd fuck
>>384576197
>>384576197
all of them
>>384576197
>he'd fuck 2B
get some standards
>>384576375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDD5D4Bhk3Q
I have never seen a vagina IRL
>>384576751
look in a mirror
>>384576794
gross
>>384576197
Pretty much all of them? I could take almost any game and find a female in it that I would fuck
>>384576892
I really feel sorry for anyone that thought Automata was a good game, and even more sorry for anyone that thought the Nier series would be a worthwhile investment of time.
>>384576903
You make a good point, red amine grill
Every night. Missionary. With the lights off. As consenting husband and wife.
>>384577135
LEE
ez
>>384577254
hurf durf feggtz git off mai vidyer
>>384577254
>>384577346
hola reddito
>>384577230
l-lewd
>>384577340
Many times until pregnant
>>384576751
C section?
>>384577410
beaners leave your recipes and go
>>384576892
Patrician
>>384577624
But shes dirty
>>384576443
came here to post this
>>384577135
Fucking kek, why/how
>>384576751
most are ugly, don't get frightened when you see one
>>384577530
Why is this fairy so lewd?
>no daughter gf
>>384577109
>trying to start shit in a waifu thread
>>384578125
America
If you want to fuck woman character
you are not hard core gamer
>>384576892
looks more like a nutsack than a vulva desu
>>384578584
That's because it is.
>>384577495
>tfw you will never get sexually dominated by a megalomaniacally insane A.I. taunting you what a useless sack of organic matter you are
>>384577135
whyboner
nobody post his daughter
>>384578627
>>384578610
Yokkio is better in looks and as a character
>>384577624
That is correct.
>>384578715
How new?
>>384578768
I respect your opinion but I beg to differ
>>384576751
pretty fucking pathetic if you didn't fuck your highschool sweetheart
>>384576197
>>384577135
>expected poop
>no poop
>>384576751
I'm 28 and have only had one girlfriend around 6 years ago. Never again will I make that mistake.
There's no absolutely nothing wrong (in my opinion) with being a virgin, never having touched/seen boobs or a vagina.
Keep living the dream anon.
>>384578868
started browsing yesterday :)
>>384578997
what?
in what sort of backwards ass fairy tale reality do you live in?
>>384578995
>source engine game
>zero sfm with Xana
>>384579086
nice work anon! i really like ur reaction face jppeg that you posted. keep it up :)
>>384578997
Yeah...highschool sweetheart...we all had those, right?
>>384579165
A national tragedy
>>384579051
What went wrong?
>>384577109
Nice blog
>>384579197
shut up cuck
All of em
>>384579130
>he didn't have a highschool sweetheart that he did all of his firsts with and will fondly remember for the rest of his life
ouch, at least you have your cartoons I guess?
>>384579223
Cunt cheated on me and was also batshit insane.
>>384578768
I don't respect your opinion and you're wrong.
>>384579278
You really are living in a fairytale if you think most people had this.
any one of these.
>>384579132
Don't put your dick in crazy, Anon.
>>384577624
>>384579132
I would start a band with, fuck and then marry this danganronpa
>>384579365
DVa's face is so fucked up in this one.
>>384579132
>>384579393
Oh you can't imagine how much I want to fuck her so fucking fuck bad.
>>384576751
What a looser
>>384576197
futa samus
Pic related
>>384579353
>The average male loses his virginity at age 16.9; females average slightly older, at 17.4.
>Kinsey Institute; California State University
I can't imagine why someone who jerks off to anime characters had trouble being normal in highschool :^)
Enjoy that lifetime of regret though!
>>384579770
She-Goat!
and marriage.
>>384579918
you need to go back
>>384579918
>>384579770
bleat for me
>>384580145
atta boy
I didn't want to post a pic but I fap to one where she has a massive cock often.
>>384580145
>>384579804
Leave
I'll show her a true lord of hollows.
Midna is all i ever wanted
>mfw no samus in this thread
All of you are horrible people
>>384579817
Is this Loss?
>>384580145
>>384580330
I take it back
>>384580330
>>384580145
>>384580089
>>384579015
>>384580330
Nigga you blind?
>>384579978
Mei is by far the best overwatch girl
>>384580330
Pay more attention.
>>384580145
>>384580330
Read the thread you fucking dumb asshole
>>384579918
>The average male loses his virginity at age 16.9
Kill me
>>384576197
>>384580453
they're taking niggers and muslims into account, don't forget that
>>384580330
>>384576440
This
>>384580472
Dark Messiah
>>384580541
I'm a subhuman too and still a virgin
Fucking end it
>>384580416
OnlyfatMei
>>384578125
Eww. Disgusting.
>>384579918
>females average slightly older
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LIES!!!!!
>>384578995
>>384579165
>>384579217
>mfw I purged Xana
>>384579278
>Not saving your first for someone you really love and treasure
>Losing it to some immature whore
Bad post desu
>>384580673
(thou)
>>384580528
stop
>>384580504
Fuck that lesbian brit and the shit tier game she is associated with, go and play something good kid.
>>384579017
yep this sites really fucked my head up
its bad enough i fap to futa and big dicks
ara
>>384580791
(thee)pleb
all of them, especially the female ones
>>384580145
>no vag
shit tier
I'm not going to lie, I'd fuck pretty much anything and everything if I was horny enough - so long as it wouldn't kill me.
I don't really have standards.
>>384576197
Easy choice OP
>>384579918
meanwhile you regret your choices so little that youre on an imageboard for weebs telling other people that they should regret their choices
how do you retards expect people to take you seriously? fucking normalfags never change.
>>384580673
>>384580876
Delete these and then yourself.
>>384580807
>Fuck that lesbian brit
Literally what this thread is about so I am glad you agree with me.
Also more Overwatch girls I'd fuck.
>>384580807
>muh Autism
Autism.
>>384579918
>Men lose their virginity quicker then Women
I don't believe that, I know eventually the school bicycle gives even the most kissless virgins a pity fuck in high-school,
But chads always sample tons of girls around late middle-school, The girls usually do it to be popular so they can talk about how mature and grown up they are.
>>384576751
It's so bizarre to read /v/ now when I'm older. I fucked, I have a kid, I have a job, yet I still come here, play vidya, have fun. But the whole "muh virgin" thing got old - fucking a girl isn't some big deal, you don't have to be a Chad or /fit/. If you're happy with your life, then keep at it - I honestly like to fap to some hentai (and my gf too) than to sometimes have sex.
>>384580145
>you will never ever lick and suckle a 100% indistinguishably feminine futa's cock and balls or tongue her pink asshole
why live /v/?
>>384580145
>>384580204
>>384580231
>>384580395
>>384580971
But I can only delete one of them, anon
>characters
>s
Get ready for a dump.
>>384580971
Fuck off
>>384581102
There's no reason not to pick Xana. Loyal succubi are literally the perfect girls.
>>384581147
Skip to step (2)
You guys need to lower your standards
>>384578768
HA!
>>384581028
t. normalfag
>>384581082
>limiting yourself to less than 30% of the good rule 34 porn
lmao
>>384581028
This man speaks the truth, like a gentleman.
Being in a similar position (minus the kid) I completely agree.
Btw, do you watch hentai together with your girl? I tried watching porn with my gf to get us in the mood, did not work. But it surely works with hentai.
>>384581276
here we go again
>>384580915
Garbage taste, it's literally top tier. A juicy cock and big pair of balls is all you need. Vag just makes it look weird.
>>384580943
Potentially the ugliest fucking female character of any game ever.
>>384581028
>married
>baby
>great jobs
>sit on my ass on the internet when not tending to my son
>still enjoy all the things I like
>wife is okay when it and likes some things of her own
Glad to see other anons living a similar life.
>>384581442
vagoos gross me out
>Come to thread to confirm I already know
>/v/ doesn't disappoint and proves its full of faggots
>>384581442
>Vag just makes it look weird.
the fuck am I reading here.
>>384581276
Not videogames. Fuck off.
>captchas being a bitch
>>384580673
>>384576197
She's real in my heart
>>384581423
Since me and my gf are both drawfags, I guess we like drawn stuff more, and have some different tastes sometimes. I think she sometimes might fap to some furry shit too, though everyone has something fucked up they like. I'll try some hentai with her maybe, though I bet we'd spend more time laughing at the bad plot than the actual fucking.
>>384581527
Patrician choice, anon.
Body composed 90% of my cum
>>384581602
On a futa you dunce.pussies look weird and kind of gross nonetheless
>>384581602
have you forgotten? /v/ has turned so prison gay a drawing with a vagina scares them to death.
>>384581573
Cute. Might give her a ride too.
>>384581602
Vaginas are fucking disgusting dude
>>384577624
I bet you like https://www.instagram.com/tsuruko/
>>384581667
Kinda pudgy, isn't she?
>>384581471
Is that real?Can you climb it?
>>384580528
>>384581734
I want to stuff this pink fagboy full of cock
>>384581016
So how did you get skipped over by the school bike?
>>384580734
>Thinking sex is holy.
Lmaoing @ ur life
>>384581802
My wife is not fat
>>384576197
I want to lick his nose!
>>384581485
I don't know, there's something about her that makes my dick tingle a little. I can't put my finger on what it is, and it really bothers me.
>>384576440
Good to see that someone has excellent taste
>>384581573
Elevator Chan best girl
I want Haruka to fuck ME
>>384582031
Hey. Watch it.
>>384581736
Sure there are some pussies that look pretty wrecked, but luckily the ones I touched, licked and fucked so far have been pretty nice. So I can't really agree that they in general look weird or gross at all.
Also Rise of the Tomb Raider Lara had a nice ass.
>>384581821
it's there in the game but you can only get down there by breaking out of bounds through a glitch. i don't think there's any collision on it since she was just a background prop
>>384582125
dude you've posted like 10 characters can't have em all buddy
>>384582092
Reminder she has modelled and textured nipples
>>384582191
Seconded.
>>384581901
not him, but my catholic highschoollmaohad three school bikes in my grade, and im pretty sure at least two of them were interested in eating me up, but i was too autist and in love with my waifu to let one have me.
>>384581823
Too flat on both ends
Best android
>>384581471
>Dark Souls for ants.webm
I have never held a girl's hand
I have never had someone unrelated to me tell me they love me
I don't even care about sex anymore I just want someone who cares
>>384577109
>sorry for anyone that thought Automata was good
>I enjoyed myself while he stays triggered
>>384580807
Triggered
>>384582268
Indeed she does
I NEED TO GIVE THIS SQUIRREL SLUT A VIGOROUS DICKING
>>384582249
Thread didn't specify just one, also this is all for fun.
>>384579918
>Having sex at a ridiculously young age is a proud achievement.
Yeah, that's fucking worked well for the UK. The country's filled with neds and junkies who have kids at the age of fucking 16.
People should wait until they're in better conditions in life, such as actually having a job above minimum wages, before fucking some 16 year old and teaching their kids how to be junkies.
>>384582319
good
>>384581629
>not Marjoly
all day every day
>>384580929
You and the rest of this board.
>>384576197
>>384582557
>What is contraception.
>>384582651
ew gross anon, you literally posted a picture of a fat hog
>>384580314
Halfway in the thread, and she finally appeared. Patrician.
>>384582596
Was never a lot of good art for the game. I think my first exposure to any porn of Rhapsody was on Cutepet.org
I think Scribblekid might have done a piece too.
>>384582384
Will sound cliche but do you actually like yourself? If not, people around you will have a hard time liking you too.
Start with yourself, the rest will come naturally.
And yes I actually mean that. I was depressed for most of my youth days since my first gf died. Some day I tried to find stuff that I like, people told me I seem much happier these days and suddenly I had 3 girls wanting my dick, and ironically, 2 of them I had a crush on before.
Ended up just choosing one instead of fucking them all being the good guy that I am but this resulted in a 10 years+ relationship that is still going strong with great sex and love.
>>384582715
Again, look at the UK. The country's fucking crammed with pregnant females at the age of 16.
I'm pretty sure they're either too retarded to use protection or believe that getting someone pregnant at such a young age is an achievement.
>>384582031
Great tastes, I was about to post her myself.
>>384576197
Fuck or get fucked by?
>>384580472
The Adventures of Sir Kicksalot Deathboot in the Land of the Conspicuously Placed Spike Racks
>>384582754
What she needs most is an HD sprite.
this, everyday, even when she's playing videogames, ESPECIALLY when she's playing videogames.
>>384581602
Cute innies are hot. Shame that they are so rare. All other vaginas are horrible monstrosities.
>>384576197
this slut over and over again
>>384579918
I'm a fucking 20 year old slob that never got a girlfriend during Highschool, actually I've never had any kind of romantic experience in my life
Am i on my way to Wizardry?
>>384580673
My dick got diamond hard when she was begging me not to purge her.
>>384582717
No, he posted a cute bear.
>>384582982
>>384582959
Innies are the best. Of the girls I had so far it was 50/50 so I consider myself lucky.
>>384582760
>do you actually like yourself?
no
>people around you
I barely go out and interact with anyone, and if I do it's never with women
>stuff that I like
I don't like anything anymore, even video games leave me frustrated and empty
I barely have the motivation to continue living much less flip my whole life around
>>384582982
Why the fuck isn't Brap posting an instant permaban?
>>384578997
Obviously all of us here on this Zimbabwean shitposting board are 10/10 Chads, not NEETs who jerk it to Anime and vidya characters. So of course we smashed our high-school sweetheartThis is clearly bait but my jimmies are fucking rustled now.
>>384583181
You really need a psychiatrist's help.
>>384577109
>I really feel sorry for anyone that thought Automata was a good game
>Feeling sorry for someone that enjoyed something you didn't
Good job.
>>384583021
I seem to recall that this girl's name is hilda
>>384582760
not him but it's hard to get motivated if you don't even know people to begin with
>>384583181
Fucking hell AnonStop being literally me.I fucking hate my life
>>384583324
Hilda is the hot one
>>384582924
No one else thinks she looks kinda chubby?
>>384583403
>flat as an ironing board
>the hot one
lol
>>384583181
It is not really about flipping your whole life around and becoming someone completely different.
But it is all I can give in terms of advice, look for something that makes you happy. If games don't do it, don't play them. Look for a hobby.
Because as soon as you find that, you will put some real work into it and people notice how passionate you are about it. And that is an attractive quality.
>>384583416
>>384583441
she has meat on the right places.
>>384583181
Literally m-
>even video games leave me frustrated and empty
Nah how about acquire some taste i fucking love videogames
>>384583403
I want to fuck her asscheeks and cum between them!
>>384583482
I'm a thighsman, so yes.
>>384583569
my negro!
>>384583509
>>384583593
Her ass is so perfect for anything, and her thighs look made for either shoving your face in between, or your cock
>>384583482
Flat chest and fat ass/thighs is the patrician combo, loser
>>384583351
I get where you're coming from but that is why I think if you do something that you really like, most likely there are others doing that too, which might mean you, for one can understand each other, and 2, you might end up meeting up, talking about it, and whatever.
I am not great around people. But as soon as I talk about something I know a lot of, people listen to me. And I am sure it can be like that for everyone really.
Also fuck captcha being a dick right now.
>>384583705
>>384583264
I get that a lot
but the whole problem is that if I do that then I have to commit to unfucking my life and I don't have the will to do that
I can't handle the responsibility of being an independent functioning person
>>384583496
I literally don't care about anything, I know faggots overuse that word but I'm being serious
anything I've ever gotten into beyond a surface level I've hated eventually, everything just devolves into a terrible grind that strips away any enjoyment and ability to improve without hard work which I can't handle
games are the only thing I can even think about with any sort of interest but I can't even play them anymore since I just end up raging and hating how bad I am no matter how many times I try
all I do anymore is fucking watch other people play games or random videos of the same extremely limited topics I'll afford brain time to or aimlessly wandering between the same handful of sites I never break away from
even if we ignore all this shit and pretend I was passionate all I would have is being good at fucking video games which will never get a girl's attention anyway
>>384576197
>>384583863
>>384584040
>All that SFM porn of her getting fucked by lizardmen
bueno
For fucks sake I wanted to post some vidya I'd fuck and now I am here talking about being passionate about things in life and such.
More vidya. I'd destroy my Blade & Soul characters.
>>384582384
I understand, my friend.
Currently taking anxiety medication and trying out tinder. It's not an instant fix, but it's helping.
Work on your image and your self esteem so that you don't feel so inferior to other people.
It's true what they say, the first step is that you have to like yourself before other people will like you.
I bet he hate fucks real good
>>384584047
>All asian boys belong in permanent chastity.
FTFY
>>384584093
>>384584081
Good taste anon.
I want to get her thighs pregnant.
>>384583720
You have elder god tier taste, my man.
I wanna fuck this lesbo straight
>>384584037
Seriously, get an appointment with a psychologist.
>>384584120
Good choice Anon.
>>384584317
Good to see another legs man, keep the images coming anon!
>>384584271
>>384584339
psychology is a normie meme science
>>384583569
I want to fuck her gravity-defying ponytail!
>>384584405
sure thing senpai
>>384583735
Flat chest is the choice of closet homosexuals
>>384584469
Then wallow in self-pity and rot away for the rest of your life.
three-way with devola and popola!
>>384584469
Anti-depress pills can help him though.
>>384583735
>choosing a woman who cannot sustain young
>"patrician"
>>384584474
I'd have to take Mercy from behind, her ass is glorious.
After that I'd let D.Va ride while Widowmaker sits on my face.
Don't care about tracer. She can do herself while watching me.
>>384584464
While kissing and holding hands.
>>384579804
>>384582218
My god.
who the fuck deleted the pic of joosten with her ass up in the air?
I love smelly NEET women who don't bathe.
>>384582682
How many eyebrows does she have
Who else?
>>384584767
>>384584692
>wanting young
S'wrong with you?
>>384579918
Who says you can't fuck and experiment with your sweetheart gf AND fap to whatever degeneracies you live when you're alone? Are people only capable of getting turned one by ONE thing?Is this why you hate/envy bisexuals so much?
>>384582964
No, you still have a bit of time. Honestly, I don't see why sex is such an achievement to some people, IMO, being in a good relationship is. If you think your partner is just your fuck buddy, that shit most likely won't end out well.
>>384584692
>caring about spreading the Inferior Version of Memes, it est Genes
brainlet spotted
>>384584758
she's 15 you sick fuck
Fuck me samurai ghost daddy
I'm not gay, but I want to FUCK this cat.
>>384576197
My Saints Row 4 character is a slut.
>>384584939
>>384585268
What did Jubei ever do to you?!
Take her instead, as long as you feed her she might actually be up for it.
You know, as sexualized as everybody is in vidya, literally ANY female besides Kreia is eligible to appear in this thread.
>>384585458
Fucking saved. Kokoro is a closet pervert and everybody knows it.
>>384585031
Where is this from?
I want to fill her titpussy up.
>>384576751
They are the best gay test there is out there, before touching one I thought I was gay, but then I felt it, I couldn't help but feel the need to thrust it with all my might.
>>384581485
>>384584628
I liked them a lot better with papa nier, though pretty much the part I found most interesting about Automata
>>384585681
SiN Episode 1
>>384583416
What a qt
>>384576892
>You will never stomp on it repeatedly with force
Hitomi is my favorite, but I forgot what a babe Kokoro is too.
>>384576751
Vaginas are ugly anyway, not any more pleasing to look at than dicks.
>>384580661
This. Those bitches lied their asses off.
>Be surveyfag
>query 20 year old
>says she lost her virginity at 18
>her six year old son won't quit asking if I'm his dad
>>384585745
Yeah, nothing beats a nice pussy. Feels so good
I wanna fuck her while her birds watch
>>384585337
see>>384578710
Fucking faggot
>>384585624
>not wanting Kreia
>>384586172
Daughter?
>>384586312
the state of those boob physics
>>384582924
Good taste anon
>>384583441
Certain fanart makes her seem a bit plump but thats still fine with me
>>384586378
He DID create her
The person at BioWare designing ED-E gotta love ass at least as much as I do. She is a freaking android or robot or whatever, there is no need for her to have such a fuckable ass.
>>384576658
Who is this semen demon?
>>384582964
listen to this one>>384585067
Try to find the good relationship, it's much more rewarding and feels better.
>>384586635
It was made for her "real" shape.
God damn it you assholes. I promised myself I wasn't going to fap first thing in the morning anymore.
>>384586631
Wait wait wait...you're saying Bayliss considers Krystal his daughter?
>>384586819
He created her and didnt intend for her to get screwed out of her own fucking game
>>384586696
Some Fate/Grand Order character.
>>384586819
why are you still here instead of jacking off to the dead archie comic
>>384586795
First time seeing this. So they created a model for a real EDI but decided not to put it in the game and leave the android with that glorious ass?
>>384586996
>>384584881
all of them
>>384576197
All of the DoA grills
>>384586870
Ha. That's funny.
>>384586996
I mean we all know what this looks like, but what is she actually doing there?
>>384579918
Nigga I got sick of this stupid ass pussy game real quick and instead I turned to the path of the waifu tulpa
I unironically think that making my waifu tulpa was the best decision of my life
>>384587476
how
>>384587592
I also think 2D is superior but can't believe tulpas are a real thing. I mean how could a mentally healthy person force himself to have such delusions?
>>384587592
>>384587838
What is tulpa?
>>384587919
What is Google?
>>384585268
The only good taste in the whole thread so far.
Krystal is best
>>384587602
He's actually proud of spawning that abomination. Its funny in a pathetic way.
>>384588026
>>384578710
strike 2
>all of these virgins posting girls with perfect bodies
they wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole you fat fucks lmao, post something you could realistically fuck
>>384588059
Help me understand, you hate her before she even became a starfox character?
>>384581234
She can get my motor running anytime she wants.
>>384583735
mi negro
>>384588083
>baloon tits
no thanks
>>384588091
>>384588091
I don't have any pictures of your mother on my hard drive.
>>384588091
>realistically fuck a non-existant person
are you for real?
>>384588170
What was it?
>>384588091
i dont have any pics of your mom on my phone though
>>384587838
>I mean how could a mentally healthy person force himself to have such delusions?
Dedication. As in, months of practice.
I'll add that most folks who say that they can see their tulpa clearly all the time are likely RP-ing youngsters. Even after almost ten years of doing this I can't get her visuals to be crisp and clear as say, in a video game. And tactile hallucinations (touch etc.) won't work for me unless it's reasonably cold.
Possession is also pretty silly and surreal. You have to experience depersonalization episodes beforehand through drugs or mental illness to get it done.
>>384588120
Honestly, if she never entered the Starfox series I'd probably be neutral towards her. But she did, and it became a soap opera.
Why even live virgbros?
>>384585513
Nobody wants to fuck garbage.
>>384588147
Too bad she'd never want to lmao
>>384587919
You are a tulpa, you just don't have roommates.
>>384588328
baloon tits
>>384588091
>realistically fuck fictional characters.
>>384588379
so blame her instead of miyamoto right
>>384588215
glad someone removed the arm sweater thingy and that shitty black latex on the other outfit
My wife Tifa is PERFECT!
>>384588653
Eh, we'll probably never know how all that went down. And Miyamoto...doesn't always make the best decisions...
>>384587469
Mine.
>>384588069
What do you think she'd smell like?
>>384588384
Says the one wanting to fuck a midget cat person.
At least Tao has a nice ass. And except for her tail she mostly has human bodyparts.
>>384588873
Rare tried to make an IP, Miyamoto comes in and says it would work better as a starfox game, Rareware moves it from N64 development to the gamecube, it gets rushed, Krystal gets sidelined instead of having a 2 on 1 fight against Scales with Fox, and Rareware gets sold to microsoft a day after
Thats how it went down
>>384588727I prefer her advent children outfit more than her standard one
>>384588984
like Kevin Bayliss's cologne
>>384588984
Lavender. Or piss, a wet fur can smell pretty bad.
>>384588380
To play her games.
>>384576903
Wait a second I recognize that ass
>>384576751
I'm finally back to /v/ cause I set out to do just that
I quit vidya back in october for 9 months (used to play for hours, daily), aimed for self improvement, got my license, bought a car, went on a bunch of dates with a few different people, lost my virginity, disappointment ensued, and now I'm back here playing vidya all day but without the virgin insecurity. feels much better man
if my borderline autistic ass can stumble into a vagina, anybody can
>>384589037
>caring about body over personality
Typical. She's an annoying fuck. Pass.
>>384589093same
>>384577659
underrated post
>>384579217
shit, what was the name of this game again, something with Sin in it
>>384588984
strike 3
game over
>>384589113
this
>>384580270
I'll be her lord and fill her hollow, if you know what I mean
>>384589093Not that anon, but I like the AC outfit better too.Add dolphin tail and red eyes to that for absolute perfection
>>384588091
Found the feelings blasted roastie.
So you're saying you or your roastie friends don't get their pussies wet over (insert male celebrity name here)?
>>384587291
Have you played the game? ME3 I mean.
>>384588653
>Listening to a tripfag
All arguments against her were destroyed when Zero failed.
Tifa is a slut you guys.
>>384576197
do i REALLY have to wait another fifty billion years for technology being ready to give me my very own toobie ?
ITS JUST NOT FAIR !!!!!! todays women are lame as fuck
>>384589275
Well we are talking about fucking someone. Body plays a big role in that part.
This thread is not "post someone you want a a relationship with". It is vidya characters you'd fuck. And hell yeah do I prefer someone that is mostly human and has a great ass over a big, male cat that can walk like humans.
>>384589037
Ew. Get this shit out of my face. Please delete this (along with yourself) and bring back the Jubei posters.
>>384588384
>>384588009
>>384585268
>>384589275
Excellent taste my dudes.
>>384589695
No, that was Aerith.
is it pathetic if I still cuddle with a teddy bear in my 20's?
I've had him since I was born
>>384578997
>being able to stand highschool chicks long enough to benis in bagina them
>>384589717
That's real fucking fascinating nomie, but Jubei is plenty cool AND cute and I see no reason to pick your vapid slut over him.
>>384589646
Yeah, finished it beginning of the year when it went backwards compatible for the Xbox One.
I remember her being an AI, and then there was a person that we captured and she took her body.
Even so, BioWare knew what would happen so why did they give the person that would eventually become her body such an ass. I mean we see that person only for a very short time, not like she played a big role and had to be super sexy or something.
>your favorite vidya girl appears in your room
>she's everything you imagined her to be
>she has a lustful look in her eye as she approaches you
>with a smirk she moves to your bed and removes her clothing
>with legs spread open she tells you to fuck her
>with a raging boner you approach her wanting pussy
>you go to insert it... and you feel nothing
>you just start clipping through her body
on a scale of 1 - mad how mad would you be?
>>384589826
Read her line again. Tifa cucked Cloud hard.
>>384589236
Make sure You have all Your manga and doujins downloaded. The rabbi is going to shut down ex-hentai and dynasty reader.
>>384590003
Enough to break something.
>being unable to get vagina
Imagine being in a western country and being unable to get your dick wet. You people really are genetic dead ends
>>384590003
If she clips through me but not my bed, do I clip through the bed as well?
>>384589926
>plrenty cool
How does that matter in a discussion about sex again?
Also I don't remember Taokaka being a capid slut. Might need to fill me in on that one.
>>384590003
>you go to insert it... and you feel nothing
this isn't far from reality when you fuck a roastie with a condom on
Now that everyone brought him up, I kinda want to fuck Kevin Bayliss now
>>384576197
question is which one wouldn't I..
>>384576443
>>384590153
>genetic dead end meme
Who cares about having kids? Little shitmachines are so annoying they make you want to do violence.
>>384590257
Sex is more fun when it's with someone you care about and I dont give a flying fuck about Tao.
>>384589964
Better camouflage as a human female I guess.
Fuck, we at image limit.
http://i.imgur.com/9my05em.jpg
>>384590363
Nah I mean you are unfortunate in that you're ugly as fuck and/or socially awkward, probably from chronic 4chan use
>>384581794
jesus my penis
Fun thread.
>>384582074
Maybe the desire to fuck a cute retarded girl?
>>384590557
>He goes on 4chan of all places of the entire internet and insults other people for being virgins
>Literally a place know for being full of social rejects
Do you also happen to enjoy kicking disabled people on the legs, anon?
>>384590782
>not insulting social rejects in a place full of them
You're new here, aren't you?
>>384590557
>projecting this hard
Post sexy vidya girls or get out.
>>384579132
sticking your dick in her would probably get you killed
>>384589037
Tao is retarded
>>384591123
>dat ass tho
>>384578997
>tfw I lost my virginity to a 24 year old when I was 15
Being a hairy fuck had its advantages in highschool
>>384590782
>Do you also happen to enjoy kicking disabled people on the legs, anon?
Why yes I do. I need to make sure you people have nowhere to hide. Filth.
>>384578997
Statistically 54% of highschooler's are virgins and the percent is rising at the time of publishing -New York TImes
>>384591426
Why be with another when you can just play video games?
>>384582860
They get money
>>384576197
>>384579770
>>384577624
>>384578532
>>384584120
>>384584874
>>384587001
These are the most correct.
>>384590881
>>384591341
Well, enjoy your stay but don't get mad when you realize you have no effect whatsoever.
>>384587919
Self induced insanity, no joke.
Imagine coming home after a long day at work, kiss your wife and tell her about your day. You sit down together to have dinner together and just talk about life and that time she did something embarassing as a kid. You go to bed together, kiss her good night and sleep together cuddlingyou were completely alone the whole time.
>>384578995
Did anyone side with the 'good guys' in DMoMM?
>>384586675
>>384586508
I have never understood, if you've gone this far to make softcore porn in your game, why don't you just fuckin' make ONE high budget hardcore porn title?
Everyone talks about "Muh porn games" but there really aren't any high profile adult titles that feature full-blown nudity and actual sex.
>>384591848
I'd prefer if you could maybe kil yourself of change yourself desu
>>384591902
Good guys are you and Xana, mind you.
>>384591871
Playing pretend doesn't sound fun at all.
Now I hate Kokoro, since the Kokorofag wasted half the image allotment of this thread.
>>384591965
Because it'd have to be digital only, PC exclusive, and sold in the shadiest, dirtiest parts of the Internet.
Console companies refuse to release AO games on their systems, and major retailers refuse to sell them.
>>384590084
what?
>>384592047
Like I said, self induced insanity. They do daily rituals to make themselves believe its teal. Go look at /x/.
>>384592128
>Console companies refuse to release AO games on their systems, and major retailers refuse to sell them.
Yes, but why? If they've come this far, and made material that's just borderline softcore porn, why not just go all the way?
And if that's the case, why do we insist on talking about porn games like they're a huge part of the industry. There are plenty of games that use sex to sell, but how long are we going to let these companies blueball us with "Teehee, we obstruct your view of the sexy bits so it's not dirty!"
>>384578715
and wait to hear about that time she fucked a corpse.
in the ass.
Part 2 of this thread has now been made, please go there.
>>384592263
>>384585562
Oh shit nigga, good taste.
>>384582298
Shut up Boco
>>384590746
Yeah why not.