I am not the villain in this story

I wouldn't believe you if you said that was doom.

Why anyone likes nu-doom is beyond me. The game holds your hand with all the scripted nonsense and cinematic one hit kills by pressing a button. Modern Trash.

>>384560939
>Glory kills and 1 minute of cutscenes ruined the game
Why are you such a faggot?

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>>384560792
I just wanna go home!
Was the new doom good? Should i buy it?

>>384560792
what's his endgame

>>384561146
yes
https://www.gamespot.com/articles/big-doom-update-unlocks-dlc-for-all-makes-welcome-/1100-6451820/?ftag=GSS-05-10aab8e&utm_campaign=trueAnthem%3A%20Trending%20Content&utm_content=5970711319694a0007eca134&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter

>>384561150
harvest energy
wasn't it obvious?

>>384560939
>cinematic one hit kills

You're just fucking wrong though you stupid faggot. I bet you don't like pokemon because the battle ends when you catch a pokemon, don't you faggot?

>>384561146
It looks pretty decent, run well, and the gameplay isn't necessarily bad, but its not quite DOOM.
Basically you have to progress through the level by doing melee kills to restore health and ammo. That little nuance becomes the entire center of the game's mechanics.

>>384561146
nu-doom is one of the few modern AAA sequels that is actually fun and hard to put down. I would say for 15$ you're not going to be disappointed in the least.

>>384561306
>melee kills are required meme

no, no they aren't

>>384561047
Because that IS the game

>>384561146
It's excellent

>>384561306
which is awesome it forces you to keep moving unlike other games with cover mechanics, it actually rewards you for get up close and personal with the enemies, its not doom but its fucking fun and i cant wait till they release the sequal or dlc or what ever

>>384561260
Ooooooh I struck a nerve, what, don't like the truth all that much? You need to go dust your figurine shelf, champ

FREE DLCS

thank you bethesda

>>384561306
>Basically you have to progress through the level by doing melee kills to restore health and ammo

Why do you people fucking lie about this so much? I did a play-through on hard without doing a single glory kill, the game was barely even more challenging because there are health packs fucking EVERYWHERE if you aren't a dumbfuck and can find secrets.

You can also basically turn them off by disabling the blue glow you fucking baby.

>>384561527
>someone points out that you're a fucking crybaby
>l-lol g-gottem!!
>MOM WHERE IS MY FUCKING CHOCOLATE MILK I DONT WANT GODDAMN MOUNTAIN DEW

Just because you're shit at the game doesn't mean you have to hate it. Easy mode is there for a reason champ.

He's really not.

He maybe playing with fire, but his intentions are in the right place if what he says it to be believed.

>>384561146
It's good. Just don't expect to be a Doom game.

>>384561882
>Just don't expect to be a Doom game
Define what makes a game a "Doom game" you fucking sheep.

>>384561932
Doom 1 and 2. If you think Doom plays like the originals you're honestly retarded.

>>384561634
B look at your posts

And you call me a crybaby lmao

>>384561932
Resident evil 7 is totally reminiscent of the classic RE games brooo

>>384561306
Ever tried not getting hit?

>>384562095
You are a crybaby champ, you don't like when one pea touches your potatoes so when they do the whole meal is shit. You're a goddamn man-child, and everyone you speak to can tell.

>>384562059
>>384562157
>i want all of my games to stay the same because my nostalgia goggles are super-glued on

I honestly feel bad for you people. It has got to suck to not be able to enjoy everything because you've been indoctrinated by negativity,

>>384561306
>run well

Any game that is 58 gigabytes does not run well. Fuck DOOM.

>>384562260
>58 Gb is a big deal

I mean maybe if you're fucking poor. You know terabyte drives are like 50$ now, right?

>Redditors angry people of taste dont enjoy their shitty ripoff

lmao

>>384560792
The game is utter trash and only a retarded mongoloid can find it enjoyable. Level design is basically non-existend you have a big or small room, sometimes on a 2 levels if you are lucky and when you enter it you are locked out with a few waves of only a handful of enemies because the game won't run well on consoles if there are more. The weapons all feel weak, the upgrade system is retarded, the soundtrack sucks dogshit through a straw. The enemies became cartoony and completely resemble something nu-blizzard would put in sc2. And the retardation of having bullet sponge enemies who you have to finish with a cinematic so real cutscene if you don't want to run out of ammo. Fuck you all retards who praise this, i can't believe people can be so fucking retarded.

>>384562231
I even said it was a good game. Are you actually retarded.

>>384562231
I don't like it when games are dumbing down and feature less and less player interaction as this decade progresses. Doom and resident evil 7 are prime examples of hand holding. Press x to win game.

>have 40+gb left in my hdd
>sudden update of doom
>now it's 5gb
For what fucking purpose?

>>384562531
Dude you got BTFO, just fuck off already.

>>384562547
Where at because all i see are nitpicking and whining over preferences.

>>384562624
Are you seriously trying to fucking say the new doom is less complex than the original doom games?

You're a fucking moron.

>>384562635
Are you still installing the update? Steam allots the entire GB requirement a second time during the update for some odd reason. It should go back to normal when it finishes.

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>enter thread
>nu doom apologist already sperging out
>don't have to post a thing
thanks /v/

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>>384560939
>devs in charge of making new monsters
>they look ripped straight out of Darksiders
>that disgusting both healthbar
>the fights are just the same 3 moves over and over
>QTEs
>health and ammo drop from enemies regularly
>chainsaw reduced to a QTE powerup
>HAHA XD FUCK CUTSCENES
>still has areas where you have to wait for the cutscene to end to continue
>every area is just arena after arena with some backtracking
>those fucking ugly gore totems to trigger the next "waves of enemies" garbage so they don't have to properly design levels
>level design is linear as fuck save for the first few areas
>they did most of this in post
>dubstep

>>384562723
Gee I don't know, a game made in the early 90s? Shiiiit mane all you do is run and shoot and collect power ups.

Oh naw nvm that's also doom 2016...fuck

>>384562723
>>384561882
>It's good
Are you really this fucking dumb or are you just too anally devastated that some people in this thread don't like Doom to read properly?
I'll make it easier for you to understand: Doom be fun game it just not be like originals. There, got it you absolute mongoloid?

>>384562624
>excessive backtracking was used to pad game time
>there was no minimap or map because of memory limitations

You people are legit fucking morons.

>>384562905
>dude all you do is point your mouse around and click the fucking ispy games are more engaging than this

Every game you like is trash dude, are you even trying?

>>384562912
No shit nu-doom is not the same as the originals, the originals are a fucking chore to play and the only way to make them playable again is to install a fucking mod that adds basically the same shit as nu-doom.

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>>384563060
>No shit nu-doom is not the same as the originals, the originals are a fucking chore to play and the only way to make them playable again is to install a fucking mod that adds basically the same shit as nu-doom.
you might be autistic

>>384563158
Brutal doom is easily a better game than the originals, are YOU autistic?

I also know it's a fucking mod, but it's a huge mod that basically changes the entire way you play the game.

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>>384563158
He called someone a crybaby earlier while posting like that at the same time.

You may be correct.

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>>384563227
Brutal Doom with the classic mode is alright.
Brutal Doom with the default mode is funny but not really fun.
Thing is, even Brutal Doom is better than nu-doom.
Maybe because the enemies don't dance around like they've had to much to drink waiting for you to do the glory kill in that game.

>>384563060
>shit nu-doom is not the same as the originals
The person I replied to didn't play the new Doom and was asking for a recommendation you fucking autist.
Then again why do I expect an idiot that still gets mad when /v/ doesn't like a game to have basic reading comprehension skills.

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TOP TIER
>Doom 2's gameplay and enemies
>Doom 1's map design
>Doom 64

GOOD TIER
>Doom 2's level design and progression
>Doom 1's gameplay and enemies

OKAY TIER
>Doom 4/D44M/Doom 2016
>Doom 3

BAD TIER
>any port of Doom 1 that fucks up the music

>>384563326
>Maybe because the enemies don't dance around like they've had to much to drink waiting for you to do the glory kill in that game.

Yeah getting shot point blank with a shotgun will daze you a bit.

>>384563310
>won't even reply to me because i hurt his feelings so he samefags and then agrees with himself

Is the little baby going to cry?

>he fell for $40 season pass

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>>384561146
Pretty good.
My only complaints are the shitty movement (no straferunning so it doesn't feel like doom at all), unnecessary RPG upgrade bollocks and the poorly balanced item drops/lack of placed pickups.

Can someone tell me how to run doom 64? I forgot which programs i needed.

>>384563667
>lack of placed pickups
did you just not look for secrets at all? They aren't even hard to find.

>>384563685
better play Brutal Doom 64

>>384560939
Wow you sound like a total faggot. I bet you literally have no friends.

>>384563550
>he's actually defending the ruining of the pacing pretending it's somehow realistic
you realize if you keep damaging enemies that are dazed say with a pistol they'll regenerate health forever right?

>not the villain
>samuel hayden
>satan

>>384563894
>you realize if you keep damaging enemies that are dazed say with a pistol they'll regenerate health forever right?
You realize that if you are playing on any difficulty other than easy/normal they have a hard-limit to how long they can be dazed?

You didn't even play the game on a difficulty above ez-mode, why the fuck should we give your shit opinions the time of day? Say, you don't work for polygon do you?

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>>384561306
>its not quite DOOM.
This. D44M has more in common with Unreal Tournament than DOOM in terms of gameplay.
>series of enclosed arenas
>focus on vertical movement
>double jump
>Shotgun with Grenade attachment is literally the Flak Cannon
>Plasma Rifle is near identical to the Bio Rifle
>Rocket Launcher that can shoot 3 rockets after charging it up
>reactionary, close-quarters combat as opposed to methodical engagements based on enemy type

About the most prominent element taken from DOOM and not UT are the Glory Kills, and that was taken from a mod.

>>384564005
I played on hard, I was just pointing out it's not about realism.
You can't play the "so hardcore" card when talking about casual garbage like nu doom.

>>384564082
>I played on hard, I was just pointing out it's not about realism.

No you didn't, or you wouldn't have been able to perma-stun them with your pistol. I literally just tried and it died after a couple shots.

>You can't play the "so hardcore" card when talking about casual garbage like nu doom.

I can when you can't even play the game you call easy on the highest difficulty. you're a fucking moron.

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>Serious Sam 3 was great
>Shadow Warrior was great
>Doom 2016 was trash
HOW DID THEY FUCK IT UP

Is Doomslayer the betrayer?
Who was the one talking to Olivia Pierce in her office?
Did Doomguy keep the Wretch alive?
Do you think Samuel has a hidden agenda?

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>>384564232
if you killed it then you did it wrong, idiot.

>>384564252
>Shadow Warrior was great
Procedural generated garbage. Stops being fun after about 30 minutes if you aren't playing on easy/normal because of the goddamn bullet-sponge enemies.

>Serious Sam 3 was great
It was an average serious sam game. It really wasn't anything special.

>>384563727
Its not the secrets that are lacking, its the arenas.
There's only a few items in them often and you quickly need to rely on items dropped by monsters.
Also on that note, Monsters needed to have more consistent item drop types. Zombies should have dropped ammo like the originals.
Also the instakill chansaw made some encounters way too easy when you just save it up for the summoners.

One thing I forgot to complain about was predictive aiming. It made circle strafing monsters so much more difficult than it should have been and made hellknights so fucking annoying

>>384564335
>if you just sit there shooting it with your pistol they will regenerate health infinitely and remain stunlocked

You aren't even a very good troll.

>>384564339
>Procedural generated garbage
That's the second one.

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Daily reminder that the new Doom game was originally going to be a shitty generic FPS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPW0nyC7sCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRRsDINbkH4
id Software and Bethesda just dodged a fucking bullet.

>>384564412
they do just that.
they don't want you to play nu doom like a shooter so if you deal enough damage to keep them on life support they'll be staggered forever.
They really want you to experience their epic kill moves and post your gnarly compilation on youtube!

>>384560939
>lookit me be cntrarian mom hur dur so fanny

>>384564339
>Procedural generated garbage.
You're talking about Shadow Warrior II, he obviously talks about the first.

>>384564508
How come when Elder Scrolls gets casualized for the mainstream TES fans can complain about it but when it happened to Doom the real fans are contrarians?

>>384564410
>Also on that note, Monsters needed to have more consistent item drop types. Zombies should have dropped ammo like the originals.

I agree here, if they have a gun they should drop the ammo for it.

>Also the instakill chansaw made some encounters way too easy when you just save it up for the summoners.

That's the entire point of the chainsaw.

>One thing I forgot to complain about was predictive aiming. It made circle strafing monsters so much more difficult than it should have been and made hellknights so fucking annoying

Wait you're upset that there is actually some mild difficulty to dodging now? Why not just stutter-move to fuck up the predictive shot?

>>384564452
I assumed you were talking about sequels in general, my bad.

>>384564503
and i've told you multiple times that what you're describing can only happen in the easy modes. It isn't our fault you're a fucking casual baby who can't handle hard.

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>samuel hayden
>s. hayden
>satan

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>>384563449
>TOP TIER
>Doom 64

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>>384564602
>this wall of text
>already told him hard was easy
>NUH NUH DOOM 2016 IS THE DARK SOULS OF VIDEO GAMES YOU PLAYED EASY MODE

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>>384564604
I C

>>384563449
I really fucking hate when people say shit like "doom 1/2 had better gameplay!" and then they proceed to literally never fucking play it in favor of modern games with actual better gameplay.

>>384564674
>gets BTFO so hard that he starts spouting autistic nonsense

Goddamn dude, do you realize how insufferable you are?

>>384564595
The dude is just trolling for shits and giggles m8

>>384564604
>Sam Hyde

>>384560792
I'm pretty excited for the sequel, do we start in hell or on mars? I'm really just hyped for the Samuel Hayden is Sayten reveal.

>>384564674
>already told him hard was easy

I mean I literally just attempted your permastun thing and it can't be done

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>>384564819
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>384564865
That's because he's full of shit and can't even justify his own opinions without lying.

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>>384565026
I didn't know you couldn't do permastun on hard, I just assumed it was the same because I saw footage of it being done.
Stop getting so upset that not everyone liked your game.

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>>384565332
>I didn't know you couldn't do permastun on hard
I literally told you that you could only do it on easy/normal and THEN you said you played on hard.

So to wrap up: you lie chronically for no reason, you're shit at videogames, and you project all of your insecurities onto other people.

Yup, you belong on /v/.

>>384560792
Certainly not the good guy either.
An energy crisis hit so you harvest hell, keep he who fucks demons up locked away instead of waking him up and telling him what's what.
Doom guy has the right idea and was empowered by Heaven to fuck demons up, come on man.

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>>384565436
>you will never be this mad over opinions
incredible.

I played on hard, brought up the permastun, you said I must be on easy and I informed you I was not.
If you cannot understand that chain of events, you're pretty dumb.
I

>>384565524
>I played on hard, brought up the permastun, you said I must be on easy and I informed you I was not.

Goddamn dude, how fucking stupid are you?

>If you cannot understand that chain of events, you're pretty dumb.

Goddamn you have some balls to say shit like this.

>I
Should kill yourself.

>>384565578
basically you think because I didn't try permastunning myself I must be lying.
Basic character assassination because you can't handle criticism of the game's poor combat pacing.
You could have discussed it like an adult, you just chose not to.

>>384564489
Well that teleport ability of the imps(?) seemed nice at least. The rest was generic, so good they changed the direction.

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>>384565653
>basically you think because I didn't try permastunning myself I must be lying.

You literally described how to do it, and said you had done it. You were playing on easy/normal by your own admission you pathetic liar.

>Basic character assassination because you can't handle criticism of the game's poor combat pacing.

Why the fuck would i assasinate someone with downs? living is punishment enough for them.

>You could have discussed it like an adult, you just chose not to.

The irony here is killing me. You're a real fucking hoot, you pathetic man-child.

>>384565750
You liar.
I never claimed I did it, check my posts.

>>384563449
>ps1 doom
>bad tier

Your opinion is invalid

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>this thread
funny how one thread can get derailed by one autist

>>384565830
The simple fact that you even know you can perma-stun is proof enough that you're so shit at vidya that you had to play nu-doom on easy. Link your profile so we can see the achievement for beating it on hard or above on your profile, otherwise i'm going to continue mocking you.

>>384566023
Funny how people think that /v/ isn't composed solely of autists.

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>>384566027
I can only prove that I don't own it since I pirated.
I know about it because the video has been posted here.

>>384564305
Spider mastermind was talking to olovia

>>384566165
>I know about it because the video has been posted here.

Link it then.

>>384560792
what story? i just shot shit till everything died

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>>384566271
I would have earlier but I couldn't find it in the archive and youtube just came up with killmove montages.
This is why this whole bullshit escalated from, I shouldn't have assumed it was the same for all difficulties.
I'll happily say I lost or whatever.

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>>384562863

>>384566202
But it was dead nigga until Olivia's soul revived it.

The Voice is also the same demon that made the Doomslayer Testaments.

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>>384566337
>I'll happily say I lost or whatever.
Dude we all fucking lost here but at least now you're less ignorant. That's all anyone can ask for on this site.

>>384566023
Fuck off, autist.

>>384560792
>risks making a terrible situation apocalyptic

nah he's toying with hell, and he's an idiot for doing so

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>>384566394
>ignorant
I mean it's true, but I won't exactly tell my grand children about how Doom 2016 only has permastun in easy mode

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Game was fun.

Wolfenstein The New Order was fun too.

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>>384566724
I wasn't using it as an insult, you were just ignorant by the definition of the word. I don't expect you to even remember this discussion by tomorrow but i hope you remember that permastun is only on easymode in the future so you don't embarrass yourself when you're shitting on my ga-i mean doom.

>>384566853
I hate that armor design so fucking much.

>>384566982
I disagree, I find the block for a head a refreshing change to the typical armour design you see in science fiction games.

>>384567075
That's the only part i don't hate actually, the over-designed body-suit is what i'm talking about.

>>384567181
Yeah, I'd agree sort of there, it's a little TOO complex for ancient Jew science. But otherwise, I still like the aesthetics.

>>384566853
Can ANYONE make good armor designs anymore? Halo 4/5 SUCKS
Doom SUCKS
Wolfenstein BLACKED and SUCKS

>ywn remove DOOMbabbies

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>>384567275
It's not even that it's just complex tech, it's that it is over-designed by the artists who made it. What is with the random fucking pylons? why are there fuck tons of octogonal plates seemingly placed at random on top of other plates that are just random geometrical shapes.

I don't even want to start on the fucking shoes. Look at those retarded motherfuckers.

>has what i can only assume is bullet cover on the front

seriously what the FUCK?

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>>384567404
>A game in which the Nazis won has a lot of black people in the resistance, including even Jimi Hendrix
>WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?

>>384560939
t. never actually played it

>>384567627
If you read through the thread it actually turns out he was playing the game on easy and then complaining about it being too easy.

This was a solid thread.

>>384567627
>>384567736
>H-H-HE ACTUALLY DIDNT PLAY THE GAME, N-NOT MY PRESIDENT

>>384567489
hitler loved nigger (he had a thing for big dicks)

>>384567847
>/r/the_donald faggot who got scared by /pol/ so he shitposts on /v/ for attention

What's it like being a stupid country bumpkin? All city people voted hillary btw,

>>384567489
Didn't you hear? Blacks have to be in ALL forms of art and media today or else it's RACIST

>>384566915
>I don't expect you to even remember this discussion by tomorrow
fuck you, I am going to archive this thread so I can remind myself.

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>>384568049
Not who you are replying to

But I wish I didn't initially bump this piece of shit thread.

>>384567478
what? those are spikes. they flip forward so you can climb shit

>>384568215
not you but I'm glad you didn't originally dump in this thread

>>384567736
He? He is me

I am not he that you are inferring to tho

>nuDoom

>>384567627
YouTube exists. You don't have to physically play a game to know about it. I've seen enough gameplay to base my opinion on. Plus I had the demo.

>>384568230
Do they also rotate 180 degrees because unless they do you won't be climbing shit with those because the spikes are on backwards you dumbfuck.

>>384568043
I don't know how you could hate J unless you just didn't play the game. His death was one of the best alongside Klaus'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4CDo9dywUY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shXTLqKdlDI

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>>384568365
...uh, yeah? you can literally see the hinge they rotate on

>>384568395
Oh SHIT Jim i Hendrix is in the new order??? I only beat the first 2 levels and forgot about it

>>384568575
Yeah, though he's only ever referred to as J. He was in New York when it was nuked by the Nazis, which is why his face is fucked up.

>>384568659
Well that's cool and retarded at the same time.

Makes me wish Jimi didn't die AND wish the Germans won at the same time.

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>>384568574
They flip down, not rotate you stupid fucking mouthbreather.

>>384568895
Kick them into the wall, it is power armor after all and provides increased strength.

>>384568895
they rotate on an axis, the hinge. and its power armor, fucking kick them into a wall

>>384569205
>>384569278
>kick the piece of metal that is going to enter at an upwards angle into what you are climbing so it can easily slide out because of gravity

Are you people fucking retarded?

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>>384569340
then rotate it so it isnt. this isnt rocket science

>>384569531
>then rotate it so it isnt. this isnt rocket science

They literally cannot rotate on that axis because they are clearly on a single axis hinge you fucking moron.

Please be trolling me right now, nobody could possibly be this stupid.

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>>384569340
Wrong, the weight of the user is going to press the tip of the spikes upwards and into the wall, providing solid grip which can be released by angling your foot downwards,

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>>384569610
so i just rotated it farther. it was pretty difficult. took about 12 years and a few million in research and development. we invented this amazing thing along the way, doors.

>>384560792
Hayden did nothing inherently wrong but he could have done things better
Doomslayer should calm down

>>384569856
That's such an unstable hold, do you genuinely think that would work consistently? All you have to do is flip them around and they would work ten times better than that shit.

>>384569859
They literally cannot even rotate that far, you rotating it in a way that it physically could not in ms paint doesn't prove jack shit.

>>384569856
>instead of having my boots use gravity to dig the spikes deeper into the wall i will use my own weight to shear chunks of the wall out causing my dumb ass to fall

Do you just not understand how tension works?

>>384570045
You know his name rhymes with Satan, right?

>>384570151
>That's such an unstable hold

That's how literally any form of pick works.

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>>384570279
Picks face downward you ignorant fuck, for this exact reason right here: >>384570254

Kill yourself.

>>384570270
>pronouncing hayden wrong
>not knowing hayden originates from heathen

>>384570151
>They literally cannot even rotate that far
says who? its power armor. for all you know it sticks out a bit when it rotates then recedes back in. theres literally not enough information to know if it can or cant

>>384570408
>pronouncing hayden wrong
Pronouncing his name the way he pronounces it himself is wrong now?

>>384570528
>says who? its power armor. for all you know it sticks out a bit when it rotates then recedes back in

>instead of just putting the spikes on in a way that would aid climbing without the use of complex moving mechanisms that will undoubtedly malfunction we will over-engineer some shit design for aesthetic reasons

Either way you slice it you people are fucking retarded

>>384570385
so rotate them till they point down
>>384569859

>>384570603
yes

>>384560939
t. Sgt. Mark

>>384570668
Do you seriously think people use climbing shoes that require them to stomp their foot down perfectly parallel to the surface they want to climb?

I really want to see you guys design your own climbing equipment and then try to scale down a cliff from the top. You would all be fucking dead because you have no common sense.

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>>384570617
you argued that the armor was over designed...and now your arguing its not allowed to be? its a videogame. stuff will be designed to look cool, not necessarily realistically. this IS a game where you climb walls by smashing lead pipes into them

>>384570842
>you argued that the armor was over designed...and now your arguing its not allowed to be?

No i'm saying if that's what happens then the suit is even MORE overdesigned and thus MORE shit than i originally thought. You're just reinforcing that the suit is an overdesigned piece of shit.

>>384560939
>cinematic one hit kills
>need to heavily damage the demon before you can perform a glory kill
maybe you could actually play the game before shitting on it faggot

>>384570830
>Do you seriously think people use climbing shoes that require them to stomp their foot down perfectly parallel to the surface they want to climb?
if they had powered armor that didnt exist? why not?
>I really want to see you guys design your own climbing equipment and then try to scale down a cliff from the top. You would all be fucking dead because you have no common sense.
its a videogames power armor. if i had power armor id probably design it to have a jet pack as well and skip the whole "climbing thing", but hey, i dont.

>>384570926
yeah, its over designed and goofy, but you asked what those could be for, and i told you.

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I like D44M, I think it's a good game that deserves praise. I shall now leave this thread, have a polite sage

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>>384571007
>if they had powered armor that didnt exist? why not?
because that's a waste of fucking power for your armor you dipshit. Energy is not unlimited because you have a suit of power armor.

Take a look at this MS paint representation of how your stupid fucking armor would work while climing. The red line is the path your weight pushing down on the boot is going to cause the spike to travel in.

Honestly if this doesn't explain why this is an unsafe way to climb, i don't know what will. I suggest you get into rock-climbing with your own custom gear that is obvious superior but in production by nobody because they prefer to sell un-safe products.

>>384562059
>semi-open individual levels with secrets to find
>fast run n' gun gameplay
>no reloading
>carrying lots of guns at once
>barely a story in it
>levels actually mostly enjoyable and decently designed

Nu-Doom is better than 2 and 3 by a landslide. It just doesn't match up to 1 or 64.

>>384562157
>exploring a creepy abandoned house full of monsters
>ammo conservation is important
>managing inventory is important
>have to collect gimmicky keys to open up the areas
>have to solve retarded ass puzzles
>even has the retarded magical storage box

If anything Resident Evil 7 is literally the first game in the series to live up to what the very original game and REmake tried to be.
Don't tell me you actually think 2 and 3 are anything other than overblown action blockbusters. Hell RE3 makes RE4 look like fucking Silent Hill in terms of action versus horror.

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>>384571364
or this. just rotate it for the appropriate angle. i dont see why this is hard to understand.
>Energy is not unlimited because you have a suit of power armor
its a videogame. maybe its got enough power to last decades, who knows.

>>384571705
That is going to cause the same effect as the first panel of the picture i posted you fucking moron, it's going to dig down to the bend in the spike, then start shearing upwards into the wall causing you to tear off a chunk of the wall and fall.

This is like arguing with a fucking grade schooler.

>>384561047
Most people are complete faggots these days who should have left this hobby long ago.
Gone are the days where people just enjoyed what they got and that was it.
The game was it was. You either liked it or you didn't and you moved on with life.

Now we have fags like that get bent out of shape over the shape of menu buttons or one cutscene to many.

Humanity is sliding down into a pile of shit an we're letting these grumpy dicks drag us down with them.

Fuck these anti-gamer, anti-fun cunts an I'm not talking about just DOOM, but all games.

Fucking just let go, sit back, relax, enjoy the fucking garbage or admit you just don't like it an piss off.
Tired of these low level scum without a brain cell in their skull thinking their drivel shit opinion is worth sharing or posting.

>>384571842
>then start shearing upwards into the wall causing you to tear off a chunk of the wall and fall
cept it dosent because its a videogame. or just have one of the other ones at a slightly different angle so it restricts how far the spike digs in. and sure, atleast grade schoolers atleast attempt to think outside of the box i guess.

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>>384560792
Why does his hips have handle bars?

>>384572094
>cept it dosent because its a videogame.

Please fucking kill yourself.

>atleast grade schoolers atleast attempt to think outside of the box i guess.

Yeah grade schoolers think outside of the box all the time to come to their incorrect and flawed conclusions because children are fucking morons.

>or just have one of the other ones at a slightly different angle so it restricts how far the spike digs in

We're not talking about how it COULD be made to work (spoiler alert: make the spikes face the opposite direction), we're talking about why it doesn't fucking work in the iteration they have on that piece of shit.

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>>384572094
there ya go. the second "toe" stops it from entering too deep. rocket science

>>384572242
>Please fucking kill yourself.
REEEEEEE WHY IS MY GAME ABOUT SURVIVING A 30 YEAR COMA AND THEN COMING OUT OF IT COMPLETELY FINE HAVE UNREALISTIC ELEMENTS IN IT
whatever man. you asked a question, we answered it.

>we're talking about why it doesn't fucking work in the iteration they have on that piece of shit.
see picture

>>384571513
Then doesn't Nu-DOOM have demons on the maps?
Why does every single door locks when said demons spawn?
Why are they spawning in waves?
It's shit, and then you glory fist the rectum to pull out more shit which is the multiplayer nobody wanted that takes up more space than the single player.

>>384563060
>there was no minimap or map because of memory limitations
Shitposting on megasphere levels
>>384566002
DOOM on PS1 had dumbed down geometric design, fewer colors, sound was dumbed down as well, and the music is...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoI57YXK2do

>>384561306
>Basically you have to progress through the level by doing melee kills to restore health and ammo
this is just wrong though, ultra nightmare players barely use glory kills at all

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1500555075298.webm

Stagger
Glorykills
Locking doors
Spawning demons
These things ruined what could've been a good game.

>>384571981
Underrated

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>>384560792
>Samuel Hayden
>S. Hayden
>Satan
>yfw

>>384574034
Complaining about stagger is like complaining about pain in Doom. You do know what the pain does in Doom, right?

>>384574034
>If I play on very easy mode....

>>384575212
There's a difference between a few frames of "pain state" and constantly going back into stagger over and over while replenishing life, you fucking idiot.

>>384561517
Glory kills DO NOT WORK on ultra violence. They do not wait for you to finish the animation. The drops heal less.
Glory killing on UV is basically suicide.

>>384571981
this guy gets it

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>>384560792
I'm willing to take full responsibility for the horrible events of the last 24 hours, but you must understand: our interest in their world was purely for the betterment of mankind.

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>>384571981
I don't entirely agree with your reasoning, but i've been on /v/ for enough years to understand that if everyone here at least REMOTELY followed your advice, this board would be rought a billion times better.

I'm not gonna lie, there's certain days were i wish i could squeeze the neck of some of the little whiny pieces of shit that post here until their face would turn blue and their eyes would pop right out of the goddamn sockets.

Where's the Hexen reboot?

>>384576657
Oh give me a break, you'd just complain that the maps are too confusing and there isn't enough action.
Hell most people complain about it -today- in games about old shooters, usually fucking DOOM fans.

>waaah too much backtracking
>waaah the maps are confusing
>waaah i wanna kill more shit

>>384571981
You're a faggot, but I agree with and respect your viewpoint

>>384576782
Can you start using a trip so I can filter your retarded ass?

DOOM SP was good, intense combat with good ol' violence. Dlcs for MP are free now, although, multiplayer is kinda dead. Haven't tried the snapmap stuff.

>>384561146
Best fps of the las few years

>>384569340

Kill yourself you aspie fuckstain.

>>384560792
I still haven't beaten it, I feel kinda guilty about it.

I went hard as fuck into it when I first got it, started on Nightmare, shit surprised me with how good it was. I dunno, though. I think I'm afraid of when it ends and it won't be new and exciting anymore. It's the first good game I've played in a while.

>>384560939
>Why anyone likes nu-doom is beyond me.
Lack of empathy is a sign of autism. Lack of an ability to comprehend that at the very least some people don't even care about product that much as long as they can get their controller at hand and shoot some stuff for twenty minutes a day is a sign of complete mental retardation. Something being "beyond you" is not the fault of somebody else, it's your own shortcoming. You may not agree but you have a capability to understand, try using it.