>lol chill out bro, is just a game What is a good response to this?

>Yeah, you're right. Sorry guys, I shouldn't take these things so seriously.

>you're life is my game now bithch

Say it back verbatim

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>>384555120
try not being an autist and playing the game without getting upset?

I'm as frozen as your sex life my man

>NOT TO ME! This "game" signifies what cpuld be the only artform created by man to capture my interests enough so that I may take part in it. I've spent countless hours, payed an ungodly amount of money, gone through unmentionably long training sessions all to hone myself in this art, so that you can call it a "game"?! Maybe you're better off doing something else, plebeian.

>you're right, my bad
And then you chill the fuck out because it really is just a game

>Copy what he said in chat
>Kill him then taunt

Paste >lol chill out bro, is just a game!! :^)

>>384555214
>>384555185
Mad af

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>u mad cuz u bad

SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS NOT JUST A GAME THIS IS REAL LIFE IM ACTUALLY SITTING HERE WASTING MY TIME PLAYING WITH A SUB PAR SHITTER WHO CANT EVEN SPEND 10 SECONDS LEARNING HOW TO PLAY THE FUCKING EASIEST FUCKING CLASS IN THE ENTIER GOD DAM GAME AND I JUST HAVE TO SIT HERE AND BE TOLD TO CALM DOWN NO YOU FUCKING CALM DOWN ON MY DICK LIKE YOUR MOM DID LAST NIGHT YOU MOTHER FUCKER

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>someone deliberately fucks up because he's bored
>bitch
>lol chill out bro, is just a game
>someone gets angry over a casual match
>bitch
>get kicked

>>384555289
this
youre obviously mad OP

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>yo who's kicking me, is it you anon? bro I know it's you

>>384555120
not mad just mildly irked like a normal human being would

No response. I'd be the one saying that. Prove me that it's not just a game.

>>384555383
*clears throat*

ok, to everyone else, shut the fuck up, were pulling again in 30 pull timer please

>tfw know a guy from /vg/ who literally ragequit everytime a spicy beats him by saying
>BRB when mouthbreathers leave the server

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>>384555316
/thread

>>384555120
When playing team-based games, if you aren't making an honest effort to play your best, you are an asshole and should be banned.

Period.

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>KILL YOURSELF YOU STUPID INBRED SON OF WHORE OR I WILL FUCKING FIND YOU AND THEN I'M GOING TO RAPE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY TO DEATH WHILE YOU WATCH YOU'D BETTER CELEBRATE YOUR BIRTHDAY RIGHT FUCKING NOW BECAUSE YOU WON'T SURVIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY YOU STUPID LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT

>>384555685
making players like you upset is why i buy half the games that i play

a stick-up-the-ass statement like that shows that you're exactly the kind of person that i humiliate in youtube videos

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>hello?

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>>384555685
This. When you knowingly disregard the objective you are not only setting yourself up for failure, but also ruining the experience of every other poor bastard who happens to be stuck with your selfish ass.
>inb4 b-but it's just a game
Play on a friendly server if you want to use a fucking video game as a virtual chatroom you socially deprived shitweed.

>>384555807
le epin trole amirite xd

>>384555685
>when playing a game that was developed for personal enjoyment, if you don't perform to my standards of achievement, you don't deserve to have fun playing a game
I get that coordination and teamwork are crucial in some scenarios, but jesus christ dude
no one on /v/ is a professional gamer
calm down

>>384556213
actually there are probably quite a few.

its really not hard to be one.

>just a game

beta as fuck

>>384555120
Ignore it or don't be an autistic retard who gets upset over video games in the first place.

>what?

protip for life fellas, people can't insult/demean you if you pretend to not understand them

>>384556551
>Ignoring
Now this is MAD

>>384556575
Anon are you dear?

>>384556642
huh?

>>384556504
this

>>384555120
>"It's also my time."

>>384556213
Not him, but I work fourteen hour shifts and am on call whenever I'm not doing that. All I want to do is sit down and play a game for a few minutes to unwind after literally watching real people die all day.

So I boot up my game, and I literally can't play it because someone like you has decided to "take it easy" and """troll""" for the laughs, because it's just a game. Instead of enjoying a video game, I have to sit through your unfunny routine until the game mercifully ends, and hope that my next match doesn't have someone like you in it.

It's like going to a comedy club expecting a good show, but instead you get a retarded child who thinks spouting memes and ruining everyone else's experience is the height of laughs, except you can't just leave. You're locked in there with him until it's over.

You've both wasted my time and singlehandedly kept me from enjoying a video game.

>>384555316
This won't work if he doesn't say anything about it. You'll just make yourself look like a big retard.

>>384555120
One time a friend said this to me when I was pretty frustrated and I replied with "So is Russian Roulette"

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>>384555120
The audible equivalent of this

>>384556884
>except you can't just leave. You're locked in there with him until it's over.
Why can't you just leave and find a new match?

>>384556838
"It's also my time, you can leave if you want."

>Lol chill out bro, you're just bad at video games

I play for fun
losing isn't fun

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>>384555120

>>384556884
Play bots or with your friends then you whiny cunt.

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>>384555120
>dont respond
>continue winning

>>384556951
Because most modern games punish you for that, either through lowering your ranking which affects matchmaking and leads to less enjoyable games, or through outright punishing you with temporary or permanent bans.

I can and do play games that don't, but I don't intend to take the punishment for your poor decisions.

>>384557020
Those aren't as fun, and I shouldn't be punished for your poor decisions.

we'll see how chill i am when I'm kissing you

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>>384555120
>is just a game
>What is a good response to this?

You're entering a world of pain

You win

"Then play it."

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>>384555120
Games are a part of the universe so when the game is against me than the universe is against me.
And right now you are against me.

>>384556964
It's also my time you're wasting*

>>384557651
Only good response itt

>>384557651
Unironically this. Underrated post.

>>384557651
Simple and to the point. This is the best way to get people fucking around to either straighten up or leave.

>>384555185
This

>>384557651
Finally

>>384557651
mad as fuck

>>384557651
Excellent. The best post I've seen all week

>>384555120
>Don't play comp if you want to be casual.