>Start games machine
>Tells me to pick up the controller
>Put my feet on top of the console to warm my footsies instead
I'M THE BOSS OF ME
wow OP, you're all messed up
>>384552382
you know?
>>384552412
yeah you're mom is gonna freak
>>384552626
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>384552293
>press X to skip tutorial
>play the tutorial everytime
SAAAAAVVVE MEEEEE FROM MYSEEEEELF
>play movie game
>skip the cutscenes
SO WHAT IF YOU CAN SEE THE DARKEST SIDE OF ME?
>please take a break every hour
>im already on my break
WOOP! WOOP! THAT'S THE SOUND'A POLICE!
>Advertisement says that I will want to be alone while playing this game
>reach for that fucking phone
CHAIRS THROWN AND TABLES TOPPLED
>asks for sugar
>give him salt instead
HATE ME TODAY
HATE ME TOMORROW
>>384552293
>Saving.. please don't turn off your Playstation
>Turn it off
SOOOOMEBODY STOP ME
>are you sitting comfortably?
>I have no ass
KILLING IN THE NAME OF
>game asks me to adjust the visual settings accordingly as to minimize risk of eye damage
>go out of my way to make the game look as visually painful as possible, permanently blinding myself
SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING I'VE BECOME
>encounter fearow
>use master ball
LOSING MY SIGHT, LOSING MY MIND
>get fps on pc
>play with controller
ROOTS ROCK REGGAE
>Share food with my party
>Didnt wash my hands
DANGER DANGER HIGH VOLTAGE
>piss toilet
>dont flush
MOM'S GONNA FREAK
>100% speech check in fallout
>Use a neutral response instead
I BLEW UP A FUCKING SCREW UP
>game asks which audio you want to use
>pick the English dub
D A M A G E D
>>384555845
I kekd at the pure laziness of your post
>game says don't turn off console or touch memory card while saving
>place index finger on memory card.
ROCK. ROBOT ROCK.
>Get main quest marker
>Go literally everywhere else first
ALL WE NEED IS LIGHTNING
WITH POWER AND MIGHT
STRIKING DOWN THE PROPHETS OF FALSE
>NPC switches radio and tells me not to change it
>change it back to my station
I'M GONNA BREAK MY RUSTY CAGE AND RUN