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>*turns on mic*
>*sneezes*
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>*turn on mic*
>*burps*
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>*turns on mic*
>*cums*
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>>384547237
>nobody says bless you
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>*turns on mic*
>*talks*
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>mic turns on
>hear dad yelling
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>>384547426
>turns on mic
>air conditioner
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>*turns on mic*
>"I'm a girl"
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I turn on my mic to laugh all the time. Don't get sneezing or coughing, but laughing seems fair to me.
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>>384547284
Who doesn't do that?
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>*turns on mic*
>*leaves game*
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>>384547628
Me. Instead, I turn on mic whenever I'm at the toilet.
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>>384547237
>*turns on mic*
>*air conditioner+parents arguing in background*
gotta love them voice chats
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>*turns on mic*
>"woooooow"
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Turning on your mic and making weird noises is a good goof among friends, but don't subject strangers to it.
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>*turns on mic*
>constantly echoing noise from his speakers
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>turns on mic
>"Пoчeмy вac вoлнyeт, чтo этo гoвopит?"
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>open mic
>force a fart
>it became a shart
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>*turns on mic*
>*hispanic family in background and kitchen noises*
Drumpf pls
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>>384547950
That's kinda hot!
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>*turns on mic*
>*screaming in the background*
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>*turns on mic*
>immediate loud friction noise from mic rubbing on everything in the house
>suddenly silence
>...
>...
>"sup"
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>turns mic on
>leaves mic on
>like... for the rest of the game.
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>*turns on mic*
>"h-hewwo?*
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"*turns on mic*
>mid sentence
>"ANON, DINNERS READY!"
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>>384547864
>>384547914
>>384547938
>>384548063
>>384548136
>>384548193
>>384548301
>>384548349
fuck, these are gold
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>>384547284
I do this a lot. My friends are cunts and it's a little way of getting back at them.
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>>384547237
>*turns on mic*
>*sniffs*
>*turns off mic*I don't know why I do this
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>*turns on mic*
>*smacks lips*
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>>384548471
>"mum I can't now, I'm clutching, calm down love"
>madman actually fucking clutches
The size of his balls, holy shit
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>*turns on mic*
>*turns off mic*
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>>384548684
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>*turns on mic*
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>>384547864
My fucking cousin does this, and my friend. They get to a point where it's just not fun to play with them. Like they will start out happy and laughing then boom, something will happen and it's all downhill and eventually every death is "What the fuck? Okay.." drives me up the wall
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>*turns on*
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>*turns on mic*
>"Eyy everybody welcome back to Northernlion plays..."
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>*turns on mic*
>*shuffling*
>*rips bong*
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>>384549040
I don't smoke but I actually love that bubbling sound
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>*turns on mic*
>*muffled screeching*
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>turn on mic
>hear a repeated dry, throaty "help me"
>hear a loud thump
>don't hear "help me" anymore
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>*turns on mic*
>muffled argument between parents in background
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>turns on mic
>babe just keep suckin, I'm talking to my friends
>o-oghflmfff
>yea
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>>384547821
>parents arguing in background*
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>woman turns on mic
>kids screaming in the background
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>turn on mic
>someone says "maga"
>can hear their gf getting fucked by a black guy in the background
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>meet up with new steam friend through skype
>starts out normal
>suddenly reveals himself to be an utter sperglord autist as the conversation carries on
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>>384549227
I'm straight but that cock is really hot.
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>turn on mic
>someone says "hillary"
>can hear their gf getting fucked by a black guy in the background
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>*turns on mic*
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E2OwTrsE5J
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>>384549227
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>turns on mic
>*bong rip*
>>384549227
Shit.
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>>384549227
Why did I click the dick?
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>>384549321
Do we even get realistic greentexts anymore?
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>*turns on mic*
>awful trap music starts blaring
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>turns on mic
>autistic screeching
I had fun to say the least.
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>>384549759
saved for research purposes.
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>>384547237
>"turns on mic"
>"turns of mic"
>I CAN'T DO IT I'M SUCH A FUCKING PUSSY IT'S JUST TALKING I AM JUST TALKING WITH MY FELLOW PEOPLE
>Write "sry guys my mic broke"
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What games have the most people that talk? Which have the most girls? I want to badmouth them and see whiteknights come to the rescue.
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>turns on mic
>speaks like ghetto trash
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>>384550130
too close to home man
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>>384550029
>turns on mic
>AY SI PAPI DAME DURO
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>>384550130
fuck
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>>384549175
>>384549291
>>384549321
>>384549489
i'll take shit that never happened for 300
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>>384549227
bazinga
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>hear a black person talking
>turn on mic
>quickly say nigger
>turn mic back off immediately afterwards so nobody can tell who said it
>black guy insults everyone in the server and starts talking about muh dick and fucking your girl
It only happened once but it was hilarious
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>turns on mic
>has a lisp
>speak as loud as possible the entire game
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>>384548528
>laugh 4 (100% pure kek).
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>>384550409
>my only insult towards society is that my dick is "meme"-ly bigger than everyone else's
Sucks to contribute nothing to humanity but a piece of body that is not even that big in the first place.
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>>384550409
>whitey gets insulted
>B-B-BUT NIGGERS REEEEEEE
everytime
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>>384550628
What are you talking about? The white person obviously initiated, you stupid fuck.
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>open mic
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vp2A6UWhcW
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>>384548097
Only if you're a sexually frustrated degenerate with low intelligence who disappoints his mother and father!
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>>384550409
>>384550521
>>384550628
;^)
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>>384550521
thats one thing more than most of the neets here
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>>384550674
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>>384550778
Hey someone saved the meme chart i made!
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>>384547237
>*turns on mic*
>*dogs barking and screaming in spanish*
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>>384549227
Cunt
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>>384550824
How could a black person be winning an argument with the white person retaliating with the word nigger if there was no argument and the white person initiated by saying nigger?
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>*turn on mic*
>life is like a nigger here in old nigs
i hate fucking niggers
niggers suck dick!
they're all poor like obama
fuck michelle obama!
niggers i hate them!
they are stupid and they cant do taxes
niggers!
niggers are so dumb and they are also poor
niggers!
look at niggers they're trying to raise money
but they cause they spend all their money
they're niggers and they're so fucking niggers
i hate them!
nigger-de-nigger
niggers dont know how to do anything without chicken
niggers like watermelon and chicken
niggers!
niggers are so stupid and they're niggers
woo woo, niggers!
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>>384550715
>tfw no gf
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>>384550915
I unironically mic spam this
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>>384549980
what exactly is trap music?
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>>384550715
thanks mom
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>*turns on mic*
>*just fucking yells for a while and turns off mic*
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>>384547864
>say WOOOOOOOW
>forgot I had left voice activation on from when I was in a friend's group
>entire team starts making fun of me
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>>384550917
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>>384550715
MOMMY
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>>384551198
it isn't even a getting off thing
close mutual relation with the opposite sex > cumming
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>turn on mic
>midway through my sentence start stuttering
its not my fault ;-;
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>>384551012
It's like rap, but it has that same fucking beat you hear in almost every song nowadays.
Example.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CF5OvSRh5EM
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>>384550456
need a shit name to find it easier, got around 50 reaction images
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>>384551482
I mostly stutter when i hear my own voice echo back from someone else's mic.
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>>384551594
I have at least a few hundred and have no issue finding my images. I don't even consider myself as having a lot of reaction images.
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>>384547237
that looks like DingDong
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>turn on mic
>everyone starts making fun of my girly voice
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>>384551740
He didn't say that.
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>>384550715
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
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>>384551676
Just put them in folders based on emotion like anger, sadness, and more. It's waay easier.
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>>384551825
>making fun of
>not just making lewd comments to
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>turns on mic
>"I suck balls I day just because I like it so much"
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>>384552081
I forgot about this
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>*turns on mic*
>*woman screaming in the background*
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>>384552149
>>384552081
I came here to be alone.
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>>384552081
>>384552149
>I fuck man ass
>I fuck man ass?
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>*turns on mic*
>*baby is crying in the background*
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>>384552081
>>384552149
>>384552304
>>384552321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZRCGKwWgC8
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>*turns on mic*
>*climbs up them pipes*
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>*turns on mic*
>BRRRAAAAAAAP
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>turns on mic
>*annoying little sister noises*
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>*turns on mic*
>*sounds of loud knocking on door*
>*gunshots*
>[player] has disconnected
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>>384550778
>>384550836
>tfw you realize IQ is related to dick size
Feels good having an average dick son.
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>>384550824
what the fuck is that keyboard
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>>384552417
>*turns on mic*
>B-B-B-BALLS OF STEEL
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>>384549227
fug
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>>384550778
>being this concerned about pleasuring a woman
Haha
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>>384551967
I agree.
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>>384552081
vent harassment was my shit back in the day to get a laugh
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>>384551825
Vocaroo it, we're all friends here and won't make fun of you :)
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>>384552304
I still don't get why he would go on vent, or anywhere online, to be alone
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>*turns on mic*
>dogs barking
>some old cunt in the background yelling in spanish
>clearly audible soap opera on TV
>toddler starts crying
disgusting turds, stick to southern servers
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>>384550130
>have absolutely no problem talking to anyone in real life
>spaghetti everywhere during voice chat
What the fuck is this shit shouldn't it be the other way around
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>*turns on mic*
>police sirens blaring in the background
>"sorry guys i'm gonna be late, police caught me doing 113 down the highway"
>mfw 9-7 wagies
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>>384553202
POINTER
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>>384550628
>t. butthurt dindu nuffin
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>>384548193
I do this all the time
Never gets old
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>>384547284
literally me
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>*turns on mic*
>Hey guys
>"Fuck off, faggot"
Why do this?
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>>384547284
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xMSjQIp_KU
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>>384555719
It's probably because you don't know who's on the other side. When you see someone in person you instantly compare yourself to them and whether or not you are better/compatible/should avoid. With voice chat you just have the voice and the mystery of what kind of fucked up mutant is yelling at you right now.
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>>384555719
The way I see it is that they don't know you so who gives a fuck
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>join server
>this starts blaring over voice chat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qn70bIU4diw
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>>384556532
>join server
>this starts playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DW31upNEEg
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>>384556532
Holy shit, I spam this all the time. It gets so much rage on GMOD and GTA5.
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>>384548789
My entire cs:s gungame experience
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>>384555302
We all pretend and joke about it but we know what he was doing.
People go into cs servers alone with no bots. There's nothing to shoot.
You know logically anyone can enter any second. But it feels nice to have something that's meant for groups all to yourself.
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>>384557598
Man what the fuck are you talking about? Speak for yourself.
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>>384557598
No, no I don't know this anon. Are you autistic?
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>>384552965
>>turns on mic
>*annoying little sisterfuckingnoises*
>>
*turns on mic*
>hear moans
>"BAZINGA BAZINGA BAZINGA
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>>384548063
jesus fucking christ I thought I was the only one who actually noticed this.
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>turns on mic
>says nothing
>continues to talk via chat
Why?
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>*turns on mic*
>*dougs*
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>>384557915
*whale calls*
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>>384552081
>*turns on mic*
>WOAH
>YEAH
>KICKSTART MY HEART HOPE IT NEVER STOPS
>WOAH
>YEAH
>BAYBAYYYYYYYY
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>>384550715
You FUCKING cunt.
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>>384547237
>*turns on mic*
>say one sentence
>people say "HAHA YOU SOUND LIKE MARKIPLIER IS YOUR VOICE REAL XDDD"
>*turns off mic*
>people keep wanting me to continue talking and act like a monkey for them
No
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>>384560189
I think I've met you once. I'm sorry I didn't tell them to stop.
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>>384547548
This
Otherwise people think you didn't like their jokes.
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>>384548961
Who is this semen demon
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>>384557669
>>384557684
Nevermind then. I guess you guys never experienced that. But I bet you're 23 or younger.
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>>384550140
Trouble in Terorrist Town on Gmod
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>turn on mic
>leave speakers on
>>
>playing TF2
>friend comes over with his 8 year old sister
>have her talk on mic while I play
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>turn on mic
>people say they love my voice and to talk more
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>>384551967
>emotion like anger, sadness, and more.
What others are there?
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>>384547237
>*turns on mic*
>MEET ME SOMEWHERE
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>>384556532
>video not avaliable
Do you have a back up?
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>>384547938
I am russian and I have no idea what the fuck you just said
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>voice activation on mic
>muffled tv sounds in background
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>>384550715
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Vp2A6UWhcW
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>turn on mic with no one talking
>make weird ass noises
>immediately turn off mic
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>>384547237
>turn mic and talk
>"Are you Russian? I can tell by your accent."
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>>384563206
hi austin, what brings you out of the gore threads?
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>>384562461
>opens thread
>"пoшeл нaхyй oтcюдa дeбил eбaный"
>>
>>
>turns on mic
>static
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>*turns on mic*
>accent so broken its almost gibberish
fucking europeHow do I improve my pronounciation?
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>>384566383
talk to yourself in english
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>>384566383
>*turn on mic*
>"anon can you repeat?"
>*repeat it more clearly*
>"sorry dude l can't understand can you write it down?"
>*turn off mic
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>>384562461
Well, it's easy: why does it bother you when this thing speaks?
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>*turns on mic*
>splatter and moan sounds
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>>384548890
thissssssss, it's just a fucking game, also my friends are not just fun to play with most of the time, they are so salty and petty
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>turns on mic
>scottish mother screaming profanities at them in the background
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>>384566383
>speak with American accent
>no one understands me
>repeat in thick russian accent
>loud and clear
What is wrong with people?
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>turns on mic
>It Aint Me starts playing
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>>384567361
that was me
see you in rising storm 2 anon
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>not having mic set on automatic
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>>384566383
I'm a Swede and people always assume I'm North American whenever I speak English online or in person. Probably largely due to interacting with mostly North Americans online and from having a Canadianboyfriend.
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>>384547237
>*turns on mic*
>cats having sex in the background
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>>384550628
>>384550786
consider suicide
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>>384547751
wtf is that tony abbott?
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>>384566383
>fucking europe
Just tell what country you're from. You don't have to simplify it for the fats.
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>>384567663
I really like Swedish English accent (or the lack of it). It seems to me that you have really good English elementary school classes.
Every Swede I know: PewDiePie, Basshunter, metal band singers and my friends speak very well and understandably.
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>>384568638
10 years obligatory English education or so on top of being subjected to mostly American media. It's really no surprise that the newer generations are quite adept at it.
I don't even really have the slight Swedish accent that is so common anymore though. Spent some time in Canada and most of my time talking to North Americans to the point where the dialect has just disappeared. Recently visited a friend in England and his mother said that I sounded American. People in Canada almost refuse to believe me when I tell them I'm Swedish.
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>>384567663
>swede is gay
I never would've guessed.
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>>384568920
A Swede and a Canadian. Walking stereotypes, I know.
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>*turns on mic*
>https://youtu.be/qSggtXbusdE starts playing
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>*turns on mic*
>*digests food*
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>*turns on mic*
>disgusting chewing and drinking sounds throughout the entire time we play
At least chew with your mouth closed, Jesus
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>*turns on mic*
>*puts mic in mouth and makes random noises*
>"ANON STOP MY EARS"
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>>384547237
I actually do this and call it push-to-sneeze instead of push-to-talk.pls end my suffering
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>>384551012
it's retardation of rap music
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>>384568638
Scandinavians in general tend to speak very good English. While education is certainly part of that, I also think it has to do with dubbing not being nearly as prevalent as it is in places like Germany or France.
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Have you guys tried the newest edition of harvest moon?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/649580/Twins_of_the_Pasture/
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>>384551594
>50
I have like 100k brah
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>>384551012
some k-pop is trap music
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>>384567098
DISGUSTING
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>>384551480
>You'll never be accepted by the people
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>>384547237
>Play with a friend
>it's nothing but him chewing his burger, his birds chirping and his pebble filled Air Conditioner the whole time
>he's aware of all of this and keeps his mic open on purpose
drives me insane, I swear
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>multiplayer has jungle level
>join server
>it ain't me starts playing
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>>384558182
bravo lynch
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>>384547237
>*turns on mic*
>*coughs loudly*
>*turns off mic*
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>already has mic on
>scrambles for mic
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>*turns on mic*
>friend's 8 year old sister starts talking
>masturbate furiously
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>turns on mic
>parents fighting in the background
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>>384547237
Why does this picture always remind me of Dagoth Ur?
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>>384574229
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
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>"anon turn your mic on"
>doesn't turn mic on
>ignore mic request
>everyone keeps playing as normal
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>brb smoke break
>2017
>He doesn't use snus like a patrician
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>>384575353
Isn't that fucking chewing tobacco?
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>>384575353
something something rape
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>>384575353
haha rape xd
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>>384547237
I do this and I don't know why.
It's just some weird reaction
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>playing Dark Souls 3 with steam friend
>mid-boss battle
>friend turns on mic
>super loud PS4 menu noises
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>>384551620
That's a very common thing, hearing your voice played back at a small delay can fuck with your brain unless you're trained to ignore it.
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>tfw monotonous voice
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>>384550778
Calling men pedos back in the day is a real smooth trick up this person's sleeve. It's not as if women were any different. And even if it's true, it's really only a way to get back at men today but you're talking about men from the past.
>Any women no matter their size can be penetrated by a large penis
Even if it was the size of the titantic? Yeah that just means you're a slut, sorry.
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>>384551012
Is it not trance rap?
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>turn on mic
>leave it on while going to the bathroom with all doors open, pissing right into the water for as much noise as possible and burping as well as laughing all the while
>get back to see that I've been kicked
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>*turns on mic*
>*thai and loud music in the background*
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>turn on mic
>bong rip
>UHH HEY MORTY DID YOU KNOW GODS NOT REAL
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>Pot smoker
>Drake plays in the background
>*bong noises*
What's his name?
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>turns on mic
>"sssssssssssss (inhaling spit sound) ayo suh dude"
>every fucking time
you know who you are you fucking fag
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>>384576527
>people keep thinking you're depressed or mad at them when you talk
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>>384579351
I know that feel
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>turns on mic
>doesn't have game sound come through headphones
Yeah that's great. I want to hear everything twice anyway. You know who you are you fucking cock juggler
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>>384576602
>It's not as if women were any different
how is that a fucking problem?
do you not like fucking older women?
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>>384550824
Every time I talk to a black person on the internet I start with "You stupid, fucking nigger". So far I've not been in a situation where that was inappropriate.
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>*turns on mic*
>*coughs multiple times*
>doesn't talk when asked
>*coughs multiple times again*
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>*turns on mic*
>"sorry if i don't speak guy, my mics broke"
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>>384551012
its the sound of traps getting smashed
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>unmute audio
>it's a kid rapping at 2am on a school night
>mute audio
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>turns on mic
>proceeds to have an ounce of fun with the game
>autist that nobody likes begins to primal scream
>YOU NEVER TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY AND YOU'LL GET US ALL KILLED FUCK YOU
>try to reasonably talk to him, say that I was just trying to have fun
>SEE, YOU'RE PROVING MY POINT FUCK YOU IF YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE THEN LEAVE
>mfw nobody kicked him out of the group
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>>384551012
Its music but with a feminine penis
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>>384566868
Which thing? What are you referring to?
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>>384581054
>"JimJones264 [NO MONITOR]" has joined the game
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>*turns on mic*
>*bong noises*
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Are all South American players required to play with shitty mics that pick up every single bit of background noise in their shithole country, while they themselves rarely speak?
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>>384562163
fucking autist
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>*Turns on mic*
>It's a 12 year old playing on daddies laptop
>Suspicious he may have a gun and may be intending to shoot you
>You can hear him getting ready to equip his gun because his laptop audio is playing through his microphone
>Shotgun blast him in the face before his weapon equip animation can even finish.
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>*Turns on mic*
>I got a ring in ere last night!
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*turns on activate on voice recognition*
*Get urge to cough over and over*
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>>384582359
Is that shit legit?
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>>384583574
Holy fucking kek
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>>384547864
>gets slight paper cut
>bleeds out before paramedics can arrive
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>>384566383
no butt front to fwump
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>turn on mic
>"you've got a nice accent, i really like the way your roll your Rs"
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>*open mic*
>china numba wan
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>>384582141
maybe you were an useless cunt
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>>384562223
GIMME TWO MINUTES LET ME PUT THIS CLIP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER
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>turn on mic
>reference some stupid old voip trolling video
hurr blow it out ur ass xD
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>>384549759
is that you james joyce?
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>>384587934
my sides
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>turns on mic
>put mic to my asshole
>fart
>my mic smells like shit particles now
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>>384589319
What the fuck I just wanted to write that.
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>>384549040
>mfw I don't smoke weed ever but have an airbrush, and if you backblast the air through the cup it sounds like bong hits
I do it all the time, people get so riled up
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LWyYy86qNU
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>>384587217
IM STANDIN HEH WITH DIS MUTHAFUCKING CABHEEEN.
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>*turns mic on*
>I'm streaming right now guys say hi to the viewers!
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>*turns on mi-
>"DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK! Who's that with the garbage ass mic!?"
>S-sorry, it sometimes does tha-
>"OH MY GOD, YOU ARE SO FUCKING LOUD, JESUS CHRIST JUST FUCKING MUTE YOURSELF"
>*closes Teamspeak via Task Manager*
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>turns on mic
>fire alarm beeps from not replacing the battery
My fire alarm does this but I'm used to it though everyone comments on it when it happens like every 30 seconds
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>>384548193
Literally all my friends
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>>384591571
stop smoking in front of the computer
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>>384591513
my friend encountered two of those getting buddy buddy with each other on Friday the 13th so he started saying stuff that might get them in trouble, went full blown highschool edge too
>so you're streaming right? that means i can't say 'niggers' then?
>damn it i hate playing on camp pack-uh, camp pick-camp beat my wife
>you guys wanna share your favorite memes with me? i like the bad luck brian; 'gets shot, is pregnant' haaah!
and something about getting pregnant and bodyslamming the floor if something happens, i wonder if someone being rowdy ingame is enough to get a streamer in trouble.
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>>384592106
It beeps to tell you to replace the battery..
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>turn on mic
>*starts eating noodles*
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eYZKf7wW1N
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>>384591547
Same dude same
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>*turns on mic*
>*French intensifies*
>"Dude speak English"
>*[FRENCH INTENSIFIES]
What's up with frogs and monologuing in their cheesenigger language?
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>>384592821
You'd never be too loud for me.
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>>384593224
>Frenchman is probably fluent in English
>REFUSES to speak English
alternatively
>Frenchman speaks English at first
>Gets gradually more and more angry until he starts screaming or typing in French
I am convinced these are the only types of French people in games
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>>384579351
>tfw you're depressed and mad
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>>384592548
that's some good rice eating
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>>384551012
white noise that you can you listen to while fapping/having sex without it feeling weird
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>>384593636
Thanks, I must say the rice was delicious. I'll make more today for dinner.
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>>384551480
congrats you just figured out the issue with 99% of men. for most of them its wired to the same part of the brain.
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>>384568883
They're being polite. Vocaroo us a sample, I'm certain you'll still have a twang
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>>384593732
hope you enjoy it and record more
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>>384593545
>frog ribbits
>do my best to reply in french
>he starts swearing at me in awful english the rest of the game
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>>384547950
finally, I was looking for that picture
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>>384548193
God I know 3 people that do this shit.
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>>384547237
>be me, a real gamer unlike these casuals
>join teamspeak/discord/whatever
>someone sneeses
>"man this would sure make a good 4chan thread"
kill yourself
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>>384590941
holy shit
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>>384550915
Can you link it
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>*turns on mic*
>hear toilet flushing and muffled dog barking
What the fuck was he doing?
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>*turns on mic*
>*awkward screaming*
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>>384568638
>>384568883
>go to sweden
>talk swedish to them
>they respond in english
Fucking swedes.
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>>384595216
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsNJjGGR4P8
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>>384595216
it's duck tales opening parody
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>>384595495
Thanks, I actually found it by googling the whole post
>>384595552
I know
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>*turns on mic*
>loud_nigra.mp3
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>>384547237
>>384573389
There's a setting where the mic turns on whenever it detects sound past a certain level. So these people didn't physically press the button to turn on the mic, the mic is always on, it just "turns off" whenever they aren't saying anything. retards
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