What's in the packages, /v/?

Dragon dildos!

Splatoon 2 and dildos

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There's a package in my package

>>384541730
Is it San Pedro cactus seeds?

That's what I got in the mail today.

>>384541730
5 dildos and a bottle of lube

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This one seems to have three things

>>384542795
Baldur's Gate?

>pawprint wrapper
dildos

>>384541730
There better be dildos in that pawprint package.

>>384541730
>putting dirty ass packages on where you sleep
Stop this, nigga.

Also there better not be any weeb shit in there.

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>>384542960
Nope

top right contains adult diapers

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>>384543264
What a waste of fucking money.

>>384543264
definitely dildos in the other parcels.

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>>384543379
If you thought THAT was a waste of money, wait 'too you see this one.

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>>384543264
I've never been so disappointed at a package opening thread. A tree had to die to give you that shit you fuck

PS1 Game is easier to find than PS1 with a good conditions
CD drive is top shit quality.

Hey faggot OP. This is not how you do package opening threads.
You should open all your shit while taking pictures first and then make the thread so you can dump the pictures in 5-15 minutes instead of spending 2 hours doing it

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>>384543692
Good thing all PS3s play PS1 games

>>384543549
You're about to see the worst

>>384543836
>Good thing all PS3s play PS1 games

Mine doesn't.

>>384543836
more tomb raider...

>>384543543
>5 out of 5 stars
Nothing good will come, pack up OP.

>>384543836
Is everything here tomb raider?

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>>384543765
Just wanted to get some momentum and (you)s first

>>384543926
I don't think people consider this a Tomb Raider

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>>384541730

This was the most disappointing thread I've been in.

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>>384544013
Who knows

>>384544030
Just... Just stop.

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>>384544153
You and I both know that's not true

>>384544190
No

>>384544168
You do know. And I'm gonna guess it is all tomb raider. I hope to God you don't have the movie here either

>>384544258
I wanna raid her tombs

All TR game for playstation in 1 shot ?
Really ?

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Okay, no more Tomb Raider

>>384544371
Hey I liked the movie.

>>384544402
>Didn't getting Tomb Raider 2
pleb

>>384544402
Harvest moon?

>>384544407
I bet you liked ghost in the shell, too.

All the Tomb Rider games before the reboot suck.

>>384544402
Harvest Moon.

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>>384544371
Don't worry, I don't

>>384544393
Only if you beg

>>384544471
Already own it

>>384544483
Close, but I could've sworn I bought a new copy of Rune Factory 4, and not a used copy of this. Oh well, still got it at a decent price.

>>384544626
This is no longer the most disappointing thread I've been in, just up there now.

>>384543264
>>384544030
>>384544258
>>384544626
Jesus titty fucking Christ you have utter shit taste.

Stop while you're ahead, faggot.

>>384543885
yes it does

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This one's the box. Kind of obvious.

>>384544626
Is this game fun? Considering a new farm game. Stardew almost has me burned out

>>384544756
No, I've tried. It doesn't.

I've got both Gex 3D games just covered in dust that can attest to that fact.

>>384544880
It doesn't play a couple ps1 games but it generally plays most of them

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>>384544739
Thanks!

>>384544741
Stop while you're a faggot

>>384544825
Won't know until I get to it

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Last one

>>384544950
Are amiibos even relevant anymore?

>>384544950
>Buying literal toys

Disgusting.

>>384545087
Saints row?

>>384545087
fortnite or whatever the fuck its called

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>>384545110
Don't know, don't care

>>384545213
>>384545296
No

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I'll post stuff I got in my boxes today. Better then op's

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My first package.

>>384545565
Good taste but add some mystery to it. Dont open right away.

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>>384545478
I'll pass it in to you then, anon

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>>384545640
I usually don't go in these threads. Second box, I-i opened then all.

I recently got the tomb raider trilogy for my ps3 to try to get into the franchise after mildly enjoying the remake.

Jesus fucking christ these games are terrible, the controls are fucking awful and the camera just gets worse and worse with each new game.
Prince of persia was fucking godlike, and these fags couldnt get a hint from them?
And annyversary which was supposed to be the good one is the most boring game i've ever played in my life. Its un-fucking real.

I kind of liked Legend but the motorcicle segments sucked ass and the qtes too

>>384545754
*YAWN*

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And last 1

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woah

Shit thread.

>>384545478
>>384545754
Why do you have these in your car? PO box?

>>384541730
dragon dildos

>>384546130
Yep, I live in the hills so I have to.

>>384545565
Literal shit tier anime

>>384546270
>shit taste on /v/
Not suprised

>>384543264
You make me feel good about myself

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>>384543264
Brah you could've just gotten the tomb raider trilogy and called it a day.

>All these tomb raider haters
Nu-/v/ is disgusting.

>>384546008
you're a cool guy

>>384544769
You fell for the scam

>>384546008
How is the big o figure. The only none gunpla mecha toy I have is a mb f91

>>384545443
Hey hey, now we're talking.

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>>384545565
MEIN NEGER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OlcJzin3LE

>>384546610
>How is the big o figure.

He's pretty good, very articulated and if you have a couple hundred more to spare you can get the add on that gives him the huge fucking chest cannon.

>>384546343
I'm from /a/ and you are correct, /v/ has shit taste, you included

Should I just throw all my shit on a bed and pretend I just got them today in the mail?

>>384543264
>>384544626
>>384544950
>>384545443
not bad OP.

>>384546874
/a/ is even worse though.

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I just got these the other day.

>>384541730
>buy games
>showcase them and shit post about them instead of playing them
that's the /v/ spirit op.

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>>384544741
>Tomb Raider 1
>ps1 version
>shit taste

Adorable.

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Sometimes I order things just for a package to be on it's way so I'll have something to look forward to.

>>384545443
Now is here's something good.
Hoping to get my PC version asap

I've got the exaid riders coming. Excited for those.

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>>384541730
>undamaged Amazon yellow envelope deliveries

I miss those days

>>384544030
You're just trying to have a complete set, aren't you. There's no way you actually want to play that.

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well, anyone wanna see what's in MY package?

how can someone buy these many games and all of them are complete shit?

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wow i totally got all this shit in the mail JUST TODAY and really care about posting it in this thread haha

>>384547810
Capitalism

>>384547798
>thumbnail

>>384547884
>no dragon dildo collection
ONE JOB

>>384547982
but those are in the mail, anon just be patient

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>>384547970
sorry, is this better?

>>384547798
no

>>384548021
>hide address and zip
>leaves phone number

Good job, weeb.

>>384548021
just open it, the thread is dying and it'll be archived soon

>>384547982
I have an onahole I can take a picture of if you want

>>384547884
>>384546738
>>384546008
>>384545565
Based big o

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>>384548093
that's the store's phone number retard

>>384548121
that's gay

>>384547638
I swear the people at my amazon distribution center have games of hot potato, and "see what you can cram into the smallest possible box" with my stuff.

>>384548179
No I'm talking about the San Jose, CA area phone number under the address you fucking loser.

>>384548182
Well y/n?

>>384544880
my ps3 plays all my Gex games

>>384548242
i live in canada

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>>384546008
not bad, got an dorothy figures?

>>384548268
are you asking me for permission to showcase your fap paraphernalia?

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>>384548021
>>384548093
you know what to do, /b/

>>384547884
So an underage trying to break into some nostalgia.
Really all you need is Dew Prism/Threads of Fate though. I mean why own yet another copy of puzzle fighter, you know how many ports there are at this point across any number of systems.

>>384548338
No, just if you want see it.

>>384548202
For me the game is "how much you can cram in a bubble mailer". Their record is Fate Extella Noble Phantasm, Utawaterumono (both bigger than the regular Vita case) and one usb drive.

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>>384548334
Yes. I think I have the one other Dorothy figure somewhere.

>>384548468
I'm more interested in dildos than onaholes, sorry.

>>384548386
You're trying too hard.

>>384548504
now that's a man with taste

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>>384548504
Will you hot glue her for me?

>>384548590
shit taste*

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>>384548523
Whatever makes your family disappointed

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>>384548662
>hotgluing Dorothy when Big O is the better choice

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>>384548557
Trying too hard for what?
Are you saying Threads of Fate is a bad game, because what i said was its the only one needed here.

Seriously, why bother with a puzzle fighter copy, its not rare and you can get the gameplay in a hundred other places.

>>384548737
>Whatever makes your family disappointed
I'm not the one fucking plastic pussy

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>>384548523

>>384548737
Is this the one that got that Canadian arrested for CP?

>>384548792
I'm a girl anon

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>>384548846

>>384548781
Says the guy interested in dildos

>>384545565
>spike spiegel: robot man
good taste

>>384545565
heeey it's mr Lawyer!

>>384548737
I think you can get arrested for having this desu

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>>384548179
>膨乳
Good taste