defend this

>>384536126
Ok

>>384536174
>"It's ok when Nintendo does it"

As expected

>>384536278
Okay

>>384536174
>>384536292
>nintendo-kiddies acting like stuck up children
lmao

nobody is defending this though?? even us nintenbros can agree this is shitty

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>nintendo did this so they could double dip a new switch model in the future with all this built in
>apple buys all the parts preventing them from making switches

karma

>>384536126
I don't think anybody will. At that point you might as well just set up skype.

>>384536359
Lolol riiiight, bro? Gottem

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>>384536126
The """"solution"""" Nintendo came up with is stupid as fuck, but at the same time, a voice chat was never really needed for Nintendo games. It's a children's console first and foremost; there's no need for voice chat. Why do you want to talk to kids?

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>>384536476
>Why do you want to talk to kids?
Yeah I'd be pretty interested in finding out too

>>384536476
you can't even talk to them unless you have their fucking friend code

>>384536542
Don't reply to me

>>384536364
>nintenbros agree this is shit
they literally can't do it, anon.

>>384536579
In that case someone so serious and dead set on talking to their friend should just go on discord on their phone instead t b h

>Voice chat with randoms
I'd rather kill myself.
If you want to talk to me just get on Discord like a normal person.

>>384536584
We're on our way.

It's a kiddie console designed to prevent randoms adding as friends and random voice chat.

>>384536126
I don't use any console voice chat so I don't care

>>384536761
STOP

>>384536476
>it's a children's console
You faggots keep fucking saying this and yet Nintendo themselves have released statistics showing people playing their systems the most are 20 year old males.

>>384536802
I didn't ask you, beaner

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heh

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>>384536780
This.

I'd post that image of that creep talking to a kid on the miiverse but I don't have it. (She says at the end she only wants to play games after the dude threatens to rape and kill her.)

Imagine that, but with voice chat. No fucking thanks.

Nintendo is such a hilariously stubborn and backwards company. Like a man refusing to buy a computer because his typewriter still works.

>>384536864

Yeah, 20 year olds who are still mentally children.

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>joycons are advanced
>voice chat isn't

>>384536126
You had a good thing going until you put the ellipsis there like a fucking faggot.

>>384536431
Or just call ur friend cos who hasnt got unlimited minutes these days

>>384536902
Not defending, but it was still less of a hassle than nintendo switch.

It was literally just one wire stuck into the PSP.... and thats it.

>>384536126
It's only gonna be used for Splatoon.

>kiddie console
>doesn't have the games actual kids want like GTAV and COD
If you tried to gift me splatoon as a kid I would have provably cried, no sane 10-12 boy wants kiddie stuff.

>>384537112
sorry, i found this picture on reddit

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>>384537027
DELET

>>384537097
You take some, you lose some i guess?

>>384536126
I don't use voice chat and if I did I'd just be on discord, ts or mumble - so while it's stupid I don't really care

>>384536126
They'll patch it. No games use it except for Splatoon 2, and you can only use it for private matches. Animal Crossing Switch+Mobile is going to be a truly robust online experience.

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>>384536386
I wonder why Evansposting pushed such high caliber artistry amongst it's followers.

>>384536864

Ps4 player
>post grad student
>usually in a stem field
>great sense of style
>laid back but ambitious
>has a really nice apartment in the city

Xbox player
>dudebro who loves to party
>fun to hang out with
>bangs staceys on the reg
>good at sports
>can drink a handle of vodka in one sitting

Nintendo player
>obese manchild
>lives in parents basement or attic
>has 0 real life friends
>virgin 100% of the time
>eats taco bell and mcdonalds every day
>is almost certainly a pedophile
>wears fedoras, dirty stained sweatshirts, jorts, and old worn out skateboard shoes

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>>384537143
I think the point was to show that the PSP is more capable than the switch

"we came up with a solution so you don't have to use clunky gamer headsets" - reggie

epic

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>>384537527
The nintendo player is extra specific, are you describing yourself?

>>384536126
>defend this
Why should I?

>>384536126
Don't PS4's and Xbone's have seperate usb ports on the consoles for headsets though?

>>384537814
A FUCKING BALD LEAF

>>384537852
yes, you got options

>>384537527
Ps4 player here,

Xbox player seems like a fun guy.
He'd probably bring Nintendo player along so he doesnt feel left out in things.

>>384537814
Hang on, was this person formerly Luke Mochrie?

I only know him from TGWTG

>>384537814
>put on bright red lipstick, curl your hair, call it a day
wew lad

>>384536902
ummm, when was the psp realesed?
even the ps2 had better online options than nintendo.

>>384537852
yeah, you can even choose where to stick it in. :^)

>>384536126
>purposely putting all of the electronics in positions to make it look like a mess
why are sonybros so upset that they have no games?

>>384538986
t. finished botw for the 20th time while waiting for the end of the year to get a new mario

>>384538347
Bring him along to make jokes about him yeah

>>384536864
>20 year old
As I say, kids.

>>384536126
You don't need the headset.

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>>384539802
Go back to the hospice gramps

>>384537527
>PS4 player
>Not a virgin weeb
It's either that or dudebro lite. Don't lie.

>>384536126
I love Nintendo but I agree this is awkward. They've been pushing unorthodox gaming experiences for a while though. It really is ok when Nintendo does it.

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>>384537134
>who hasnt got unlimited minutes these days
I pay $17 a month for cell service and you're not getting one more red cent out of me, Mr. Bergenstein

>Laptops have had integrated microphones, microphone jacks and bluetooth port por at least 10 years
>nintendo can't add a microphone or a microphone jack or a bluetooth port
>instead you need an iphone

Really makes you think

>>384537298
I fucking 1 inch sansa mp3 player can record sounds and do radio

NO

>>384539924
>>384539924
Shut up kid, I have more hairs in my ball than the days you've seen in your life.

>>384538365
yes

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>>384536174

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>>384536126
it's only for mixing the audio while in handheld mode, the app works with the phone no matter what. Additionally, having the phone handle VC is slightly ingenious as it saves space on already somewhat restricted hardware

That disgusting set up in the OP is litterally fake news

>>384537735
what even is this post

>>384536126
Disgusting, Nintendo is easily the most pathetic major company around.

>not having a bluetooth/mixed jack for wired and wireless mics

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It's a much simpler solution to what the 360 was doing

>>384541956
>so much simpler to what a 12 year old console is doing

>>384536710
You must be living under a rock. We're all pissed at how dumb it is. I personally can forgive the lack of in game audio but needing the app open in the foreground at all times and needing game specific compatibility for voice chat NOT EVEN ON THE CONSOLE ITSELF is just retarded. I created a discord for me and my friends to use for Splatoon 2.

>>384541956
luckily for the xbox, it wasn't a portable console.

How long until Nintendo adds system chat

how the fuck does that xbox headset make any god damn sense, it has one ear, how can you tell left from right? who thought that was a good idea?

>>384542174
It's a mono headset retard, they've been around forever. The game audio comes out the TV not the headset

>>384542247
so its like playing on tv except you have a hand over one of your ears??

fucking genius

>>384541956
May have time has changed. All you need now for the Xbone is a 15$ accessory to put on the controller. Nintendo is is 12 years behind

>>384542336
>All you need now for the Xbone is a 15$ accessory

The PS4 needs nothing

>>384542247
Why would anyone want this over a normal headset?

Does anyone even use voice chat on PS4 and Xbox One? I thought most people just used Skype or Discord

>>384542405
Yeah because they can just over charge to use their headsets.
They fucking got rid of the option to use third party bluetooth headsets on it

>>384542696
What? I use my ATH-M50s and a USB mic and it works perfectly fine

>>384536476
go play Splatoon, Triforce Heroes, even Federation Force without voice chat and tell me

yes, they're all games for children

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>>384536126
This is such a hassle.

Even if you don't want to use voice chat, the fact that the system needs to use a fucking phone just to voice chat is such a terrible design. Even the WiiU doesn't need a phone.

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>>384537027
THAT'S NOT TRUE

>>384536126
>implying I use voice chat for Splatoon
If I ever need to be a tryhard and need voice chat for this game, I wouldn't be using the in-game voice chat in the first place.

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>>384536126
The joke about Nintendo being 10 years behind everyone else in terms of online services isnt actually a joke.

>>384542825
The Bluetooth headset I used on the PS3 doesn't work on it.

>>384536126
t-there will be less kids in chat

haha yeah that

>>384537814
What a shame, Collin is going to have no comedic offspring since "women" are not funny.

>>384542980
It's obviously meant to use for when you're on the go. The design all but scream 'Use me when the only internet option you have on the road is your fucking smartphone'.

>>384536126
I love my switch, and am excited for splatoon 2, but yeah, the setup is fairly ass backwards

>>384542928
>go play Splatoon, Triforce Heroes, even Federation Force without voice chat and tell me
Not that anon, but I have never used the voice chat for either Splatoon or Triforce Heroes. All the in-game emotes were quite sufficient already.

>>384536126
I thought you paid for online so you wouldn't have to deal with that stuff. Nintendo failed.

>>384543474
What kind of backwards leap in logic is this?

>>384543474
>implying you use the in-game voice chat instead of a third party software

>>384536126
You can't tell me what to do, dad.

>>384537814
He doesn't deserve that. Poor guy.

>>384536126
oh shit they have that splatoon crap as actual merch? I kinda want to buy that garbage as fuck headset for no reason other than the fact that it has Nintendo branded on it.

>>384536126
That is a Hori Accessory.

>>384543285
Here's my problem with that statement. If the only way to use the internet is through your phone, then why not just use the goddamn phone normally? Why would you even need to use voice chat in games if you can't play online games on places in which there's no wifi (and your phone is the only thing that has internet)?
Why not just make the system have a built in mic or have a audio/mic port? It solves the problem of having to use 2 gadgets, not to mention wasting space on your phone, just to talk.

As far as I'm concerned, playing online games using your phone's internet sucks dick. There's high latency up your ass.

>>384537814
Wait shut up
Isn't Colin's son the guy who had that youtube/blip movie review series some years back?
That's what happened to him?
Holy
Shit

PS4 mic quality is horrendous.
Basically speaking through a walkie talkie.

>>384545124
Xbox One is similar unless you have that attachment that came with a headset for a Mute/Volume button

>>384537507
I dunno but all the ones I've seen are really well done and I applaud the effort that went into them

>>384536126
>tfw using a nice mic and nice headphones on PC
It's so fucking comfy. I want to like consoles but they're just not as comfy as PC

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>>384545531
These guys should really be getting some special effects jobs.

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MOOODS

DO YOUR JOB

THINK ABOUT MARIOS

DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!

>>384536364
>nobody is defending this though?? even us nintenbros can agree this is shitty
The first day the app as made available on Android the reviews were flooded with perfect scores and shills preemptively defending it from criticism. It currently sits at 2,865 reviews with 1,690 being perfect scores.

>>384536928

That happens on every game fucktwat.

>>384546146
>2,865 reviews with 1,690 being perfect scores.
So? if a great company comes out with a singular below excelent product does that mean it doesn't deserve our loyalty anymore?

>>384537527
Pretty accurate desu

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>>384546393

>>384537814
>Go to check out his twitter
>Bunch of anti-trump posts
Why does every single person involved in Hollywood, no matter how D-list and below they are, have to make sure everyone knows they hate Trump?

>>384536126
japan went from being one of the most based countries to one of the worst in half a generation

>>384536126
>Switch Pro Controller is the most expensive
>Lacks the headphone port that even the Wii U gave you if you played with the Gamepad

Fuck motion controls, amiibos, and "HD Rumble", the pro controller didn't need to support that shit AND still lack analog triggers

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>>384537527
Nintendo player:
>Successful businessman, IT, Athlete, or other white collar worker
>Doesn't have free time to stay at home all day long to play videogames, the Switch lets them play during the small breaks they have
>Lives in their own house or apartment, and has a wide variety of social groups
>Well adjusted, can afford to spend money on life's pleasures
>Travels for work or for vacation

Sony and Xbox players
>Losers, manchildren, NEETs, college dropouts and dudebros
>Often poor, have no jobs, and poor spending habits
>Hang out with only a single social group or have no friends at all
>Low intelligence, easily wowed by "graphics" and "power", AKA buzzwords
>Have plenty of free time to stay in their parent's houses and play videogames all day long
>Never goes out or travels

lol
>this headphones
consoleretards, defends this

>>384546627

So they still get work, anon. Think about it.

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>>384546393
>singular below excellent product
>forgetting the wii u fiasco
>forgetting amiibo
>forgetting all the nutendo games like sticker star, amiibo festival, star fox 0, federation force
This is just the cherry on top of the shit sundae

>>384536476
This fact hasn't been true since the wii u

>>384537814
God dammit Colin.

God fucking dammit.

>>384546963

officially aproved : not a shill

>>384537097
>two wiimotes with haptic feedback are advanced

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>even the dreamcast had sane voice chat
top kek nintendo are the only ones who can't do this right

>>384536126

>/v/ hates voice chat

>>384547391
It has been true since the NES. Pretty sad seeing grown men complain about video games. Get a life, you fucking manchildren. You people should be forcibly sterilized.

>>384541468
PC gaming is for watching youtube videos

>>384537527
Will nintendorks ever recover?

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How voice chats in Splatoon are importat? in 4-vs-4 there are zero strategy

>>384546393
As someone who used to be a giant Nintendo fanboy, how can you still defend em?

>>384546510
Terrible attempt at deflecting the argument.

>>384547256
>>singular below excellent product
That's what i said
>>forgetting the wii u fiasco
Great stepping stone to reach the standard of the switch, the fact that so many games are ported over only speaks volumes of the strenght of its library
>>forgetting amiibo
Actual useful collector items, compare it's price with other premium quality figures and you'll realize that Nintendo is focusing on pleasing it's fanbase with this one.
>>forgetting all the nutendo games like sticker star, amiibo festival, star fox 0, federation force
The fact that all these games are shunned upon because they dared to innovate their stagnant franchises only shows how ungrateful people like you are
>This is just the cherry on top of the shit sundae
You may interpret this like shit but that's your bas taste speaking.

>>384547983
The fact that you take my objective rethoric as faboyism only make me laugh, ha.

It's not ok but I also don't care as I don't play online on consoles.

>>384537027
>playing video games at all after age 18
the man child meme needs to end

>>384548139
You are a fanboy my man. You're defending fucking Star Fox Zero of all things.

some old nintendo guy probably decided they should make those dang kids use their phones instead of wasting money on adding voice chat to the switch itself

>>384548470
I dont understand this voice chat meme
Name ONE time voice chat was good and not filled with underage kids and autistic russians

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>>384537814
Its so hard to find that one headshot of Colin Mochrie with hair

>>384548139
>"Terrible attempt at deflecting the argument" says the drone who attacks arguments no one made

>>384548596
Seriously? Ever played any competitive online game? Usi g voice chat can really help in it.

>>384548139
I hope for the love of god youre baiting
I used to love nintedo too, but enough is enough. I'm too old to have gay figurines in my room. It's one thing playing a kiddy game it's another thing having a ton of dolls in your room

>>384548807
There are no competitive online games on the Switch, just kiddy shit.

>>384548596
I don't use voice chat but it comes in handy when other people do
>Playing left4dead
"Oh shit there's a hunter on me, someone quick help"
>Playing titanfall 2
"Hey big dude come back I picked up a
battery"
Not everyone sucks on voice chat, especially if you're going out of your way to play with people you know.

>>384538986
It's an overcomplicated mess and you fucking know it
they could just have you plug your headset into the switch directly but they just HAD to make it to where you needed to use their shitty fucking app that's also the only method of playing with friends other than using a private lobby
and you can only talk with friends in the first place, which is stupid, because it'd be easier to just use discord
even if they made it look like more of a mess for the sake of the picture, it's still a mess. there's no reason to just plug the headset directly into the switch and you know it, nintendo just wants you to use their shitty app

>>384549182
Moving the goalpost. You claimed there was no point in using voice chat because It's always underage kids or Russians. I claimed it wasn't because that's just not true.

>>384549631
He is not me.
Ive played multiple competitive games and it was rather rare for me to find half decent people on voice chat that were not underages russians or mic spammers. Most people just used the text chat.

>>384546963

>nintenbro damage control

>>384536359
Ok

>>384536126
So is this Nintendo admite thread?

>>384536734
Nobody wants to talk to you

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>>384550327
>Facts are damage control

>>384548253
>playing video games under 18
go outside while your body is still fresh and can take a hit

>>384551705

(((facts)))

More like delusions

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>>384538365
>Google Luke Mochrie.
>It autocorrects to Kinley Mochrie

>>384546146
The app is honestly not bad at all, I like the stats and everything you can do with it, problem is the voice chat in itself.

>>384553080
The fuck? That looks like some disgusting male dominance right there.

>>384537527
What if I'm in a STEM field, have a nice apartment, work in a good job, have a decent social life and also likes little girls?

>>384553490
You're a Vita player.

>>384536126
I can't quite tell what I'm looking at.
Please explain further.

I'd just prefer they say that they're not going to have voice chat than release this abomination. The switch is portable, I can just bring it over to my computer desk and set up discord if I wanted.

Discord also works off of your phone, and is a much simpler program that more people use. It's solving the problem that didn't exist. Just have quick chat options in your game like most console games have now and leave it be.

>>384537527
Wow, I actually know a grad student that fits that description and he has a PS4.

>>384537527
Hey I know that xbox player

bump ;^)