Please stop bullying Pearl.
She doesn't deserve it.
>>384532087
Pearl's overall color temperature always makes her teeth look like gums. It's horrifying.
She's ugly as sin. Terrifying and fucking downright gross. I wish I could stomp her flat, fatty head straight into the ground and send her fucking squid brains into the earth.
She looked looks like an autistic baby, fitting for the /pol/ducks who like her simply because octopussy is delicious brown
>>384531341
Can someone explain a non autist why this character in particular caused an uproar?
It looks like any other squid kid from splatoon to me.
>>384532615
big forehead
>>384532615
It's mainly because she and the black one replace the role of popular characters from the first game.
>>384532652
Are there any edits that fix it?
>>384532615
Big forehead, small size and cheeky appearance makes her look like a goblin. Some aren't a fan of it, but I personally like both of them.Marina is better though.
>>384531341
ur
ugly
>>384531341
I don't even hate Pearl. She's a little dork.
>>384531341
I want tokissherforehead.
>>384531341
That has to be the ugliest thing ever created by the hands of Nintendo. Really, I'd mouth fuck a goomba first.
>>384532790
>>384532615
Because the other one is black, so you have to proclaim how much better she is loudly or you will get accused of racism.
>>384532912
>>384533197
The big purple eye brows are gross.
>>384533003
>>384533058
>>384533120
>>384533180
>>384533238
>>384533304
Pearl is stupid and deserves all the hate she gets
>>384533367
While better, I don't think it quite gives off the bossy princess style.
Does Pearl have any chance whatsoever of winning any Splatfest in the west?
>>384533478
>takes a screenshot of a gif
>>384533376
Yeah, not a fan of the purple eyebrows either, they stand out far too much against the majority off-white color scheme of her head. I do like the bangs that anon put on her though.
>>384533206
As if finding Marina more attractive isn't just having better taste. At least she actually looks like a woman and not a shaved ewok.
>>384533197
now she's a Callie sameface
>>384531341
>>384533486
>>384532615
she looks like the fucken boss baby and her partner is arguably the most attractive character in splatoon yet.
>>384533003
Marina's being awfully smug there for someone who just lost the very first Splatfest of Splatoon 2.
>>384533486
Thanks Doug, now do a dumb skit
It's honestly kind of incredible how every single thing about Pearl looks like it was manufactured to just be as awful as possible. She looks like such an ugly little gremlin it's unbelievable.
>N-n-n-no she's beautiful
>Won't post actual game artwork or screenshots but fanart that obviously fixes the glaring flaws
>>384531341
>that gremlin
>not deserving of bullying
>>384533560
It's just the expression. Give her a toothy smile and it'd be perfect.
>>384531341
She would be ok if they gave her a much bigger "black" eye stroke. As it is she looks like an ugly gremlin.
>>384532615
Pearl is an adolescent squid, and by the chart that Nintendo published, we all know that young squids look fucking weird.
But most people don't know that.
>>384532615
Her forehead takes up half of her face and her eyes are too low and squinty. She also had to be directly compared to sexy mint chocolate from the start.
>>384533003
Fuck you we won Japan, yes, we won the first fucking splatfest and nearly won the other one.
>>384533875
*pulls out gun*
>>384533916
>their zippers reflect their eyes
Neat
Also can't wait to join Callie and purge the Squidling City with Octolings.
>>384533367
This looks good, but what this anon posted is hands down the best solution >>384533197
Literally just changing the color of her eyebrows so they don't blend in with her skin instantly fixes her entire look. Surprised dumb designs like this actually even get made. I mean did nobody at the office look at her and think "she looks kind of retarded"?
>>384534124
>>384534038
It doesn't fucking matter if anyone knows she's supposed to look fucking weird.
The fact is she looks fucking weird and nobody likes it.
>>384533863
No, Marina won.
>>384533876
Meanwhile Marina threads are full of fanart that gives her big fake tits, removes her buckteeth, and gets rid of her "I just shit my pants, I hope no one notices" facial expression.
>>384533863
Nope. USA beat the nips at E3. Only US Splatfests are canon.
The fanart is reaching critical mass, and the game isn't even officially out yet.
>>384534176
I think it's mostly the black "mask" around the eyes. It looks less squinty in both edits. But you're right that the different eyebrow color also helps a lot.
Someone draw a picture of Pearl wearing a hat and a disembodied hand flicking it off in a rude manner.
>>384533728
>>384534354
are the face masks actually fashionable there
>>384534354
kek is that little fuck really tim? he was pretty good though he's the guy that made me pick up motion controls.
>comics making Marina out to be some shy girl
Stop this meme. Marina is a cunt to Pearl.
>>384534759
it's common to wear a facemask if you have are sick, even if it's just a cold, so that you don't get everybody else sick. as i understand it, it's considered extremely rude to be out and about while sick and not be wearing a facemask. i imagine in a country where public transportation is as prevalent as it is in Japan benefits a lot from a people mitigating how contagious they are.
>>384534932
>banter is being a cunt
>>384534078
Holy shit Doug calm down I'll watch demo reel!just don't hurt the kids
>>384534932
In the japanese dialogue she's nothing like that. It's weird that they're trying to do this to her character in America. Nothing about her design, facial expressions, or mannerisms would lead you to believe that she's the type of person who talks like this.
>>384534759
>>384535024
It's the Japanese consideration for society. Also nobody wants to catch non-descript terminal anime illness.
>>384535092
>being a cunt is banter
>>384534932
What a shit boring dynamic. If they're both sassy what is the fucking point in all these interactions
Marina is the reddit/normalfag choice. It's obvious the devs want you to pick her so they can make Pearl the next villain just like Caille.
Throw a wrench in the gears and vote Pearl to fuck with their plans.
>>384535196
Now I want dougposting to become a thing
>>384531341
stop forcing your shit characters fucking nintentoddler you are a fucking loser, damn cuckold
>>384534892
Yeah, it's him.
>>384532190
you hit the nail on the head
>>384535335
Are you asking me to go against fate?
>>384531341
they're both gross characters to be honest but the game seems fun enough
>>384535198
Exactly this. It's shitty localization. It's like they're trying to make her sassy cause she's black.
In Japan she's nothing but polite and refers to Hime/Pearl as Senpai.
>>384532462
wtf i love pearl now
>>384535523
HE DOES IT
>>384532746
haha topkek
>>384535593
The only reason anybody likes Pearl.
"Aren't I so unique?"
>>384532462
looks like I'm now a #pearlnecklace
>>384534667
Totally Boss Baby proportions.
>>384531341
BULLY HER.
Best girl coming through.
>>384533206
Marina doesn't look like a fucking gremling
Pearl's forehead gives that one bitch from Code Lyoko a run for her money
>>384534354
Why do Japanese people always wear those fucking doctors masks?
>>384536392
They sick AF
>>384536392
Japs wear those when they are sick, anon
>>384533206
altJW in da house
>>384536259Entire team is BABIES!
>>384536405
no because she's a videogame character and does not exist you fucking autistic faggot
Uh, can I get some porn in here? Come on /v/
>>384536259
I disagree.
I want Pearl to crawl back into the dark depths of the ocean where she belongs
Why bully her, I think it's great that we have a Salmonid idol.
>>384536687
You're not equipped to handle this battle, anon.
>>384536727
OH shit I'm sorry.
>>384533206
It has nothing to do with proper facial proportions and being directly compared to a little rat-faced gremlin, right?
>>384536874
sorry for what?
>>384536687
Which octo brush? There is only one right answer.
You will pay for your sins
>>384533206
Damn nintendo fanboys are literally retarded jesus christ.
ITT: butthurt popfags
>>384534409
Fucking saved
>>384537282
Right? I hate SJWs just as much as the next anon, but that is some muscle-straining reaching to make excuses for Marina's popularity. She's just objectively superior.
I want to eyaculate in Pearl big forehead!
>>384531341
My problem with her design is her giant fucking forehead.
>>384537904
>in
What do these squids eat? There has to be some kind of cow since there is cake and ice cream.
>>384538324
They just milk Marinas big fat jugs
>>384538324
Whale milk. The real headscratcher is how to get eggs for the cake.
>>384538291
Yeah, like this!
>>384538324
Ever heard of soy milk?
>that callie outfit
SHE BASICALLY WEARING NOTHING
>>384538452
Chicken of the sea, dumbass.
>>384538586
>implying there's any arable land on waterworld
Pearl a shit
so is Marina dating Pearl?
kek, i love those gross looking pearl comics. Anyone got more?
If pearl participated in a splatoon pvp match how would she do?
>>384538593
wtf i love callie now
>>384531341
Pearl is a little fugly, but I bet her cunt must be tight as fuck.
>>384535326
Pearl didn't actually seem that sassy in the splatfest dialogue. It was mainly just Marina talking down to her the whole time, which was completely bizarre.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC2dciA-gnQ
>>384534064
>in japan Pearl is just another moeblob overly supportive faggot ass character
Of fucking course she won in Japan. Japan's taste is absolute garbage when it comes to damn near everything
>>384539121
MOMMY
>>384534354
Hahaha oh man I did not know about this. It's official, Japan is the DBGT of the splatoonverse
Marina's eyebrows never move, so her expression never changes from that shocked/sad look.
Also she has a bland as shit personality.
>>384536687
MY NIGGER
>>384539121
>Callie became a gyaru.
Oh my.
>>384539806
>not Splatooniverse
One job.
>>384531341
BALDING
I
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>>384531341
>marinafags
>>384531341
>Marina is a synonym for harbor
>Pearl Harbor
What did they mean by this?
>>384539121
wtf im a callifag now.
>>384539121
>looks like a fucking jojo meme pose
why Nintendo?
>>384540139
I tried finding this on youtube and couldn't. Did the guy take it down?
>>384540216
OCTOED
what did she mean by this?
>>384536048
>>384539487
Why is everyone ignoring this? is the actual final boss.
>Evil calliefags BTFO
>>384539121
>that scene where you're forced to watch Callie get brutally gangbanged by a hundred octos
How did they get away with this?
all the splatoon 2 threads have been shit the past few days. At least I only have to wait 24.5 more hours for shitposting madness
>>384540387
But I fucked Marina, not the ugly troll squid.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nC2dciA-gnQ
>remixed Calamari Inkantation for final boss
MY FUCKIN DICK
>>384531341
Why does she look like splat tim?
>>384539828
>that hip sway
>those incredibly low cut shorts
Good god damn Nintendo, I hadn't noticed just how out there it was until now
Which splatoon announcers are virgins?
>>384541606
>When Marie shows up, it becomes a duet
>>384539828
Marina is clearly a "basic bitch". Guess who she caters to.
Pearl is royalty. Obviously the patrician choice. Heavy is the head that wears the crown
>>384537562
Post more Pearl
>>384540441
>>384539121
IS THAT A ?
>>384533891
What's the N stand for?
Pearl is best girl
>>384539121
Is she wearing a thong?
>>384542448
Callie and the word can no longer be used in the same sentence.
>>384539487
>I REMIXED CALLIE'S BRAIN!
h-how?
>>384534354
this stream was so fucking hype
the arms shit where the dev came and shat on the winner of the tournament was great too
>>384543072
>>384544103
Yes they can!Just throw a "not" or "isn't" in there somewhere.
>>384544329
Octo dickings.
Octoed.
>>384544795
sauce, NOW
>>384533003
>>384533058
>>384533120
>>384533180
>>384533238
>>384533304
Now this is just silly.
>>384539487
>Octavian sitting with the Sisters
what did they mean by this?
>>384539487
>that callie tummy
nice
>>384544463
>stream
gonna need a link to this hype
Did Octavian permanently brand Callie?
>>384545126
When are we gonna get to see Octavio's human form? We know he's got one.
>>384540676
that's actually pretty fucking amazing for nintendo
FINAL BOSS MUSIC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYRcGdUTNrI
>>384544867
turns me on
>>384532190
That, the five-head, and face. If They could do a little redesigning like adding in bangs to cover the five-head, the character would look much better.
>>384544795
source please
>>384532615
Fuck off autist. >>>/r/eddit
>>384532462
What would win a Feet vs Armpits splatfest?
>>384534289
Marinafags BTFO
>>384536392
Most of them are surgeons
>>384545126
I read somewhere that octos made peaxe with squids but octovaio lost the memo.
>>384544962
>>384545628
"Ika no Seitai Chousa Houkokusho"
So where's Agent 3?
>>384547605
thanks man.
They need to add DJ Octavio into Arms as DLC.
I finally realized what Pearl reminds me of.
>>384539828
People actually fap to these things? LOL they look so dumb.
>>384540174
holy fuck i just noticed. literally wtf did they mean by this?
>>384547660
I wish Idlecil did more than one pic every millennium
>>384531341
bully this ugly ass squid bitch Octolings forever!
>>384539121
SISTERRRRR!
pearl looks ok when she's in motion. stills look like ass. like, that little "wassup, nigga?" she does whe you creep on her and marina for too long is really cute. kinda growing on desu. might start liking her more than marina.
>>384546097
I would abstain and cover my ears for the results, but if I had a gun put to my head to participate...I'd do armpits through sheer virtue that I know where they've been, and I hate feet with incredible intensity.
>>384546097
that depends, who is repping what
>>384550452
>A fucking thong.
What a slut.
>less than 24 hours remain
>>384534354
>>384544463
these were awesome moments
>>384533206
Or, you know, people just like her design and personality, which looks even better when compared to the gremlin.
I heard of the cards for the full game being able to be bought at Target. Any luck?
I'm actually starting to get used to both of their designs. Both are cute.
>>384532087
>>384532462
>boobs
Bad art. Pearl is a little kid.
>>384542486
When you're primarily forehead that saying is probably pretty apt.
>>384531341
>>384551625
>squid
>bones
why do artists always get this wrong?
>>384553923
She's actually older than Marina
>>384539487
This looks really fucking easy compared to the first game.
>>384550941
I don't think you know what a thong is.
>>384537186
delet thismy heart can't take it
>>384556816
Certainly looks like it, there's much more room to dodge his attacks since the arena is a big circle compared to a narrow hallway in the original. And he's not using Killer Wails either.
>People unironically fap to this little shit
>>384557165
>He doesn't
lmao
>>384537186
It's hitting my feels.
>>384557165
yeah, you should try it. nice pale body
>>384557217
>>384557326
ummm... do you realize you're masturbating to a BABY???
>>384536048
*loud table banging*
>>384557389
>"She's shorter than Marina, so she must be a baby!"
>>384537191
>ninja movies productions
>calling this shit any kind of production
>black fat man with a machete
>>384539121
Does splatoon 2 have any shirts that exposes belly?
>>384539121
>That octopus tramp stamp
NICE
>>384531341
She looks retarded though.
>>384539828
White dancing vs black dancing.
How can whites ever recover.
>>384558901
Well, she looks like she's having fun
ironic , the japs prefer pearl over marina.
>>384531341
She's actually almost cute when your cro magnon brow isn't taking up half her head (Like when she's surprised)
>>384536392
>go to the register to have my shit ringed up
>MMMFMFFFMFMFMFMFFdesuka?
Pearl actually looks ok, the earliest screenshot was just super awful.
>>384560691
you know what they say anon "First impressions matter"
>>384558901
More like "when a white person tries to dance like a black person and embarrasses themselves."
You're waifu is ACTUALLY retarded.
>>384535469
take your insults and autismo console wars back to ifunny sonyfaglord
Pearl is the most adorable recent vidya character design.
Marina is a of the mill porn starlet niglet background singslong pussy.
You can spot the fags having aquired their "taste" from commercial media just by looking at marina fans. 0 (ZERO) personality or character.
>>384565565
You literally can't save her. She willingly goes back every time.
>>384533876
> .gif
>actually not a gif
Fuck off right now
>>384566174
>Pearl is the most adorable recent vidya character design.
you a shit
>>384566331
Jesus christ imagine someone with nails this filthy touching you.
>>384566703
god, if only pearl really looked like this
>>384532746
>>384533003
>>384533058
>>384533120
>>384533180
>>384533197
>>384533238
This kind of shit is why I love pearl. Her character really makes it possible to imagine how she'd act and it creates the best funnies.
She might not have the sex appeal for adding her to your autistic waifu harem, but she's a way more interesting character than any squid sister will ever be.
>>384531341
She has the color scheme of a cake. I like cake. I like Pearl
I pick Pearl, because Marina is overrated
Callie.
Marie.
CallieMarie.
Calimari.
>>384567839
no fucking shit
>only a matter of time before qt choco waifus cosplay Marina
Forgive me Lord for my inevitable degeneracy.
>>384567839
Pearl
Marina (harbor)
Pearl Harbor
>>384531341
a big black nigger octopus is better than pearl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hD8IiTRGAGA&t
pearl's voice is cute
what do they mean by this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UNNlCVxBhTQ
Pearl: Want some, evil, hey there, take on me now.
Evil, terrified, can we read our letter
Marina: Don't look there now, don't look back there now, we've been waitin' for you-ou
Don't look there now, someone there will do it, time to win the thing, yeah-yeah.
Come on, (don't stop), t'do it with me, (lead on), to gain the payment now, (hey there, come and get me to play) come on let's do it.
Heey, (keep on), together again, (terrified), time to clean the water front, (leaver), yeah.
I'm comin' ready,
Pearl: You aren't so friendly,
Marina: There is a reason, come-on, come-on.
I'm stayin' with you,
Pearl: To defend you,
Marina: Come-come and get up, there's our enemy.
Both: Roused so many, you must not stay here,
Marina: This is so evil, come-on, come-on.
Both: Watch they'll eat you, pay attention,
Marina: They're gonna come and hold that thing, a little busy, nooaooh
Pearl: Hey mister, deal breaker, save me now,
Marina : Sat on the flo-oo-or.
Pearl: Come here, should've been a waiter, you're just a traitor,
Marina: Begin the wa-aa-ar
>>384568271
>>384536392
>Reason numbah one:
It's expected that you wear these if your sick and in public so you don't spread the illness to anyone else
>Reason numbah 2
Beta nips don't want to show their identy because their all nervous little bitches
>>384560630
ha nice one anon
>>384537186
why is there a cut version
>>384534932
>marina dialogue is just marie sass repeated
Fuck NoA. Really? That's just awful.
>>384569413
why is that ugly gremlin crying
>>384568271
this is just a coincidence
right?