Who would win? Doomguy vs Commander Keen vs B.J. Blazkowicz

my cock

>>384528645
This is not shortstack thread.

halo wins

>>384528559
Max Payne, of course.

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Clearly [player character] always wins.

Commander Keen should be a character in the new Quake Arena game.

Doomguy obviously, he's on an entirely different level

>keen dies in about one hit
>bj die in about 3 or 4 depending on where he was hit
>doom guy can take some damage

clearly doom guy

>>384528559


keen easily

>>384530146


cant have kids dying

>>384528705
Don't you mean ylyl?

Underage bait thread...

DOOMguy>neuDeumslayer>BJ>KEEN

DOOMguy already kills 4 KEENs in DOOM2.

>>384531057
That's non-canon. DOOMguy can't kill his grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-kid

>>384531256
I know, hence the bait.
Don't forget about BJ as well.

>>384531307
But wait, if all WADs are canon, wouldn't that make easter eggs also canon?

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>>384531409
>But wait...
...there's more!

>>384531057

Isn't "neudeumslayer" literally DOOMguy?

>>384531535
How did Billy Blaze cloned himself and traveled to past, only to hang himself in dark, secluded room?

>>384531710
He hang himself, then with his four extra lives he tried to save himself, but ended up hanging himself again and again...
Oh the last life he had was lost when he died to stepping on snail pee for the for last time.

>>384528645
This guy's cock.