What would happen?

>>384523275
>different sized portals
It wouldn't

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>>384523275
some kind of fractal or something

you also can't place portals on people, you dummy

Nothing because you can't fucking put portals on moving surfaces
or uneven surfaces
or linked portals of different sizes

>>384523275
Can't put a portal on your hand dummy

>>384523275
a tiny fist would poke out his palm

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>>384523275
>different size
>portal on moving surface
>portal on living matter
Curious is the trapmaker's art...

>>384523275
I imagine the same thing as when you would fire a portal at another portal.

>>384523531
There was a portal on a moving surface in portal 2.
Checkmate athiests

>>384523646
black hole?

>>384523365
reminds me of that one (in-browser?) game where you could scale stuff through portals
any anon know what it was called?

>>384523275
He was destroyed!

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okay wait

>>384523365
>>384523523
>>384523531
>>384523542
>>384523569
You guys are acting as if Portal is something that could happen in real life. These facts are meaningless for this hypothetical question.

>>384523275
Ignoring the obvious faults, they would cancel each other out because they would both lead to the exact same location

>>384523762
id do this no homo

>>384523275
his hand will appear on the opposite portal and stop
imagine punching a wall.

>>384523762
Damn this is hot

I really need to stop this trap fetish thing before it gets outta hand

I blame Link

>>384523275
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyd51lvu3xw

>>384523762
I would do this desu

>>384523762
sauce before baleet pls

>>384523762
now your thinking with portals

>Portals are different sizes
That doesn't fucking work

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>>384523664
That was an exception to the rule. For portals that you are actually meant to move through, this is how they interact with moving surfaces.

>>384523768
if you're gonna make a hypothetical about a game thing, presumably it should follow the game's internal rules for the thing

don't be mad

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>>384524000
it does

>>384524000
it does work, it changes the size of things

>>384524269
nope, only the small area will work

>>384523762
m-more

>>384523768
Even hypotheses follow rules
In this case, the only rules we have on Portals are from the games, which it needs to follow to be relevant

>>384524079
So it's not a rule.

>>384523863
>Trap
It's clearly a shota or cuteboy.

>>384524778
my pp can't tell the difference

>>384524778
>panties

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>>384523275
Damn, that's an old picture

>>384523762
Am I the only one that'll crossdress and shave while doing this?

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>>384523762
First think that came to my mind when I started playing Portal.

>>384524923
>implying shota can't crossdress

>>384523762
You cant feel your dick when sucking it. It'd be like sucking someone else's weiner.

>>384525058
>It'd be like sucking someone else's weiner.
but that makes it even better

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>>384525058
Are you trying to make a point?

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>>384525058
>he hasn't sucked his own dick
LMAO fucking pleb

>>384524754
then explain why it works every time except for one moment in a lame sequel

source engine doesn't support portals on moving surfaces
anything that implies this is a one-time hack as a workaround to the limitations of the game engine

>>384525058
isn't that the point?

>>384523768

This hypothetical question is shit

>>384526612
Because its moving sideways?

>>384523940
it's whats his face from idolmaster

>>384527915
>the rest of the facility is moving around it
checkmate

>>384524987
catgirls a shit

>>384529104
I actually wouldn't be surprised knowing Aperture

>>384525058
How the fuck would you know?