Okay eu fags, tell me on what server I should play in FF XIV,

>>384520987
Do you enjoy playing with French?
If not don't play FFXIV on EU servers.

>>384521173
Well would be nice to meet somebody who actually fucking talks, even in French, so Ill take it.

>leveling roulette now hands out materia VI
>decide to take my PLD for a spin since he's got aoe now
>The Vault
>fun.png
>do pulls of 6-8 mobs
>notice shit's dying horrendously slow
>none of the dps use their aoe
>healer dies on first boss
>have to heal myself and finish the last 20%
>slow as molasses due to dps not using aoe
>finally reach 2nd boss
>actually have some fun
>healer goes afk after 2nd boss
>try to kickvote
>fails (must be friend of theirs)
>healer goes offline
>fuck it, I'll tank this without heal
>move on
>45 minutes in
>final pull before last boss
>BRD, you better give me some MP, this is gonna be hard
>"huh, maybe we should look for a new healer
>NO SHIT SHERLOCK
>"I tried to kick him, but you guys refused and now I can't anymore, you'll have to do it"
>"Oh shit, sorry, how do I kick?"
>"It's in the party window, just right click"
>abandon vote starts
>YOU FUCKING IDIOT
>okay guys, please don't click yes on this, it's the wrong vote
>it passes
>50 minutes wasted
>no rewards
>I just wanted that materia

>>384521173
I have a French dude in my static, he's actually fairly competent and speaks understandable English, but with a thick accent.

He sounds like he's straight from the French underground in hogan's heroes or something, it's hilarious when he gives directions during raid.

>>384521940
what the fuck, I'm sorry

>>384521940
I'm so sorry

>>384521940
Sounds like you need friends to DF with. I've never not had a terrible experience doing DF alone.

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>>384522432
I was waiting on them to wrap up OS1 so we could get started on 2 and thought I could do a quick 20 minute Sastasha or Copperbell run.

pic related.

>>384521940
People that stupid need their character names exposed Jesus Christ..

>>384522432
DF for harder content or even recent trials has always been a shitshow for me but dungeons aren't too bad. To my utter surprise the best DF runs I've had were with triple lalas
>tank makes big boy pulls
>healer dps
>dps isn't sleeping on the wheel
>rescue a dps out of an aoe and he thanked me after the fight AND after the dungeon
>they all comm me

>>384520987
Cerberus

>Tfw FC and I are trying to figure out O2S without looking up anything
This is F.U.N

>>384521940
Thanks anon I have stage 2 cancer now

Would that kind of furniture really work without killing the fishes?

>be NIN
>start out at 288 ilvl on Sunday
>static shouts they only need 1 ninja for their group to be complete
>apply on a whim
>they take me
>hit ilvl 320 today
this was way faster than I expected

>>384523898
Lucky you!