The Fateful Tale of Coolmantyu

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'Twas a warm night, darker than usual, there was a strange, abnormal, static feeling in the air. But this did not matter to Shermar, known on PSN as Coolmantyu. His online ambition, his online power and Sphere of Influence were all that mattered to the Caribbean-American teen. He was determined to leave his mark on this virtual world, no matter the cost. Shermar would sacrifice hours about hours of his life to accomplish this. Let it be known that he rarely had time for sleep.

The screen of his television made his face glow in the midst of night as he endeavored on yet another GTAV heist, Shermar's favorite online activity which he would play day in, and day out. But this would be no normal night. Everything was about to change for ol' Coolman.

It became harder and harder for Shermar to concentrate on his heist. His (usually delusional and autistic) thoughts became for clouded. Soon, his blood vessels started to dislate. He looked down at his arms. His veins were wires!

Shermar was stunned, frozen by fear. His skinned hardened to that of a PlayStation shell.

He let out an electronic scream as his body hardened and his skull compressed into a parallelogram.

Coolman began to shrink and entered his final stage of the transformation.

His mother barged into the room. "WOT DA FUQ IS GOIN' ON!?"

But she did not see her son.

She saw a PlayStation 4 sitting in the computer chair…

Think about what happened to Shermar Montague the next time you consider binging on your favorite video game.