You just wake up and find one of these in your room. What do?

>>384512494
no remedies or heros so I guess I die

it'd have to be pretty small to fit in here
i'd have sex with it
i've always wanted to get my dick sucked by a malboro

>>384512494
literally call the police. what would you do? I think without a gun you'd be fucked.

be nice to it and become friends with it

>>384512602
Are you a fucking freak?

>>384512494
turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>384512494
Take my ribbon from the drawer, put it on and cosplay myself into my genderneutral bathroom.

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>>384512494
Heal it

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Firaga!

>>384512494
Hold my breath.

>>384512624
I don't man. Even with a gun, you'd have a hard time. Vincent in FF7 used firearms and Barret had a fucking arm cannon, and these guys still were no joke. I guess I could tackle the window in my room in hopes that I manage to break through and then run for my fucking life.

Get high as fuck from its Bad Breath and kill myself in confusion

>>384512494
Stick my dick in it

summon titan

>>384512602
>I've always wanted to get my dick sucked by a malboro.
Does that thing look like it has lips to you?

I have a ribbon from ping pong tournament in jr high so I'm good

Give it some mouthwash

>>384512671
yes

>>384515198
i guess not, well i could still figure something out