Rate my Splatoon 2 setup.

This is absolutely retarded. Remind me again why Nintendo couldn't add a Ethernet port to their console for the millionth time?

>pull head back
>switch falls and breaks on top of your phone
10/10 design

>>384511698
You forgot to include the Modmic and its cable to participate in voice chat

-3/10

>3 separate devices
>All wired together
>Portable gaming
You just know there's a whole team of people at Nintendo just silently hoping they still have jobs.

>>384511978
This is a good system. When you're gaming, you most likely already have your phone near you. So why not use your phone to set up lobbies and chat?

>>384512082
How about just plug directly into the console?

>>384511858
Ethernet? USB adapters are like 15 bucks, it's not that big a deal. The console has plenty of bigger problems.

>>384511978
I'm just waiting for thr inevitable photos of fat retards strangled by cables in public places

>>384512082
is this bait?

Wait, what. Can't you connect a regular audio jack straight to the switch?

>>384511698
Needs more cables desu

>>384512343
Nope. The online system is done entirely through a phone.

>>384512343
lol,no. Nintendinnovation anon!

>>384511698
As horrible as this is, how many people would even use voicechat on a nintendy console?
Call me a drone but I really don't feel like voicechat is necessary on a Nintendo console.

>>384512343
Nope.
Welcome to 2004 nintendo

>>384512489
>>384512496
>>384512563
Wow. That's fucking bad.

>>384511698
dongle/10

>>384511698
You're not forced to use it

>>384511698
>muh honorary
>soulless design

ehehe buy a proper game system made by white people next time

>>384511698

the levels of nintendodrone assblasting over this is hitting record levels

>>384512782
So Xbox and nothing else?

>>384512646
It's horrendous. The worst part is, it's so fucking easy for them to get shit right.

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>>384512969
>xbox

>>384512213
I keep hearing shit like this and I need to ask
Do american """adults""" actually play with their nintendo toys in public?
I know burgers are all manchildren but that's still pathetic

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Rate mine.

>>384513076
Its really the only "white" console out there unless we go retro.

>>384513279

depends on your definition of "adult". if you mean over the age of 18, yes. if you mean someone that is capable of taking care of themselves without assistance, no.

i would take being an aspie burger on SSI over being some europoor or third worlder any day of the week though

>>384513758
>Nintendo expects players to pay for online

>>384511698
Cool 7/10 what weapon do you plan on using.

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>>384512082
>play a match of splatoon
>immediately go on my phone while waiting for next match

How do I stop this?

>>384513882
All the retards on this site bought it knowing full well they'd need to pay for it. I hate how much praise this thing gets.

good thing reviews for splatoon 2 were out before this voice chat mess, imagine the shitposting if it got a score in the low 70s

>>384513997
use an android emulator on your pc. have your switch plugged into your first monitor, have switch app and discord/skype on the other. 2 monitors + pc is the patrician way of playing splatoon 2

>>384513997
More setup pics pls

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>>384511698
the best thing is that someone is going to defend that anyway

They'll inevitably bring out a second version of it that'll come with all this bullshit built in, and all you'll need is a regular headset that plugs into one of the joycons. Early adopters always get fucked over, I learned this with the 360. Just wait.

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>nintendo autists will actually do this

holy fuck if you fags ever see this shit IRL please take pictures

>>384511698
nintentoddlers unironically pay $10 a month to use this service

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>>384514430
I would believe you but I haven't pc gaymed on a desk in years.

>>384514431
Here is a fresh one.

Post pictures of Nintendo manchildren playing at Nintendo demo kiosks, please.

>>384511861

This will become the new "plane does a 360, Switch flies out the window" meme, won't it?

>>384515048

What's that distance in non-retard units?

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>>384511698
Honestly based MacGyver would fix this mess in no time.

>>384513758
>neonintendo.jpg

>>384512191
Kill yourself

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Doesn't Nintendo recommend being 5ft away from other devices to prevent the Joycons from acting screwy? How the fuck does this work?
>about to kill enemy
>Joycon doesn't register
>die
Fuck that noise

>>384515107

Speaking of which, does anyone have that picture of the fat guy taking creepshots of people playing Nintendo demo kiosks? The one where his shadow was showing?

>>384511698
You found it on reddit / 10

>>384515197
Less than 1 meter in 3rd World units.

>>384515197
Half an Arshin.

>>384515340

Are you getting mixed up with this one?

I remember some from years back where some guy was taking pictures of kids playing PS4 at a kiosk and saying ''PS4 is the real baby console, not the Wii U.''

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>>384515340
>>384515687

I think you guys are both remembering it wrong. Unless there are more of these

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>>384515687

Forgot the picture.

>>384511858
Don't forget if your phone's screen turns off while you're talking, you drop from the chat.

1/10

>>384512782
White people have never designed anything other than a few guns

>>384514160
>Switch has great games available and more on the way
>But you need to pay $20 for the year to play online, so everyone should hate it
Go find a new hobby, nobody wants you here.

>>384515789
>>384515796
No there actually was some guy taking pictures of kids playing xbox one or ps4, can't remember, but he called them plebs or some shit

>>384512082
>So why not use your phone to set up lobbies and chat?
Or what if
hear me out
what if


You could do that through the game itself?

>>384516123
Enjoy your 600$ + console.

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>joycons are advanced
>voicechat is some 90s tier shit

>>384514957
>$10/mo
First, the online service isn't even available yet, so nobody is paying for it. Second, it's $20/year, which means the cost is completely inconsequential. If you can't afford $20 a year, well honestly, I don't know how you even manage to live.

>>384513758
Damn that is one fly looking headset...

>>384515338
who's this cutie

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>>384512343
Nintendo wants to double dip by releasing a future switch with all of this built in. Too bad they getting fucked in the ass by Apple buying all the parts.

>>384516223
that would require me to play the stupid game

>>384516334
Someone get the milkers, this one's overflowing!

>>384511858
Literally nothing wrong with removing ethernet as long as you give the device 4 USB ports in the back.

Wii U having two USB 2.0 ports was inexcusable though.

Here's a challenge guys

Find a situation where this is BETTER than the xbox/playstation solution

>>384516437

That's my GF. Back off if you don't want any trouble.

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Meanwhile.....

>>384513758
>mom calls my phone
>voice chat gets immediately interrupted

>>384516727
i remember prank calling a shit ton of people using this

>>384516615
It's better for if you want to get irritated.

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5 years ago on the Playstation Vita.
Use the built in microphone+speakers to voice chat, or plug in a headset or use bluetooth.

>>384516657
Okay.

>>384513783
MS hasn't been white for 10 years

>>384515048
you think this be a joke image, but its actually true

>>384512301
No it's the NDF.

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>yfw friendcodes still exist

>>384511698
How does this work with the dock?

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Thanks for the laugh nintendo

>>384517162
delete b4 ban

>>384513997
>>384515048
>>384517478

None of these guys are fat enough.

>>384517478
Needs a cable to power the pad, too.
Wouldn't want to run out of charge in the middle of a vital match, after all.

>>384516123
>switch
>games
?

>>384511698
>>384513758


Are we still pretending it needs the slightly bulky splatoon cord between the switch and phone or am I the only one who actually seems to know that it required?

>>384512213
No, we don't. That's how you get mugged here.

>>384517698

Sorry meant not required

>>384513758
Where can I buy that headset? I'll use it for my PS4 and PC.

>>384518187

Sorry, I'm not telling you.. I'm only letting my Nintenbros in on this bad boy.

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>>384511698
It's shit.

Here you go.

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>>384518397
You better start spilling it and tell me where I can get one?

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>>384518650

You got any proof that I know where to get one?

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>>384516160
gotcha covered

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Thank god my rec room setup will give me a far superior albeit still kinda flawed alternative.

>>384511698
What's the big deal? I think it's a good idea that Nintendo keeps chat on a separate device. I would rather have the ram usage be entirely for my game. Nintendo needs to cut their costs down to make their system affordable, it's better to use other's hardware than their own.

Nintendo knows what they're doing. I'm defending this.

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>>384518762
Wheres the proof?

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Rate my Splatoon 2 setup! :)

>>384513758

there's nothing to rate, they all look the same boyo

>>384519137

Nice. It's easy for you to reach over and tug your friend's pud. You can get a nice little circle going. 10/10

>>384519078
>tfw my phone stopped getting android updates.
>tfw had to install cyanogenmod to get stuff that is considered basic features on most phones.
>tfw phone has a 30 minute battery life and average game session is 5 hours
>tfw Nintendo phone apps are specifically coded to not run on rooted phones.
Krill me desu

>>384515048
This pic is bullshit, the switch dock doesn't have an ethernet port so you also have to buy an adapter.

>>384519137
>outstretched arms
>playing that fucking close to each other as if you're trying to fit them all in a single picture

Fucking why

If you lock your phone while in the voice chat, it stops. And it stops even when you are receiving a call too.

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>>384513758
This isn't real... is it?

>>384520984
Fake

>>384513758
Squid / Kid

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>>384521336

>>384521560
That means nothing

>>384516614
it has 4
two in the front and two in the back.

>>384511698
>playing Splatoon with voice chat

>>384513279
>europeans are perfect in every way

>>384515837
For real?

If I see someone playing with a Switch in public, I'll "accidentally" knock it out of their hands.

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What was so fucking hard about this?

>>384515837
That is hysterical

>>384522214
Having your Switch parked near your TV.
And yes, its own screen is so small Splatoon is almost unplayable in handheld mode.

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Rate my Splatoon 2 voices chat setup.

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>>384515837
Source? Please tell me Nintendo is actually this retarded.

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>>384512082
>This is a good system
how delusional can one poster be?

What's do you buy if you want to voice chat? Any splitters i see have a mic and headphones port, so that won't work. Wtf Nintendo.

>>384512082
please be meta trolling, nobody can be this retarded,

>>384522558
*isn't

>>384522808
Dude never understimate nintendo fans they have a fucking stockholm syndrome with nintendo. Reggie could burst in their house fuck their moms put a nintendo seal of quality and those fuckers would ask if there's a DLC for it.

>>384512661
>gets raped
>Well I'm not forced to drink his semen

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Its really not that bad. I preffer it to ps4 and xbox honestly

>>384520819
They have to be that close or the Switch's wireless connection will crap out

>>384522562
I hate dealing with button menus. Gimme a comfy touchscreen on my lap like WiiU had. Oh, wait, I do have one, it's my phone!

>>384520819
Actually, outstretched arms are because of gyro aiming. Source: am sitting like that with WiiU gamepad when playing Splat1.

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This whole setup is like one of those unbelievable gimmicks from the 80s you'd see on an AVGN episode 10 years ago.

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>>384511698
>>384513758
>there are people who will not only pay for this but defend it as well

Kill yourself loser

>>384516854
Normies don't know or care what that is though.

>>384522502
Underrated post

>>384516854
Yeah. But it's a handheld. Switch is a home console.

>>384524776
Oh now switch is a home console ? i thought it was portable ?

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>>384511698
I thought all you needed was to plug in your headset into your phone, start the app and you're good to go?

>>384511698
And you idiots wanted me to buy a Switch. Don't think this won't be unfucked with a hardware revision, because I'm not buying one until it is.

>>384525167
nope, you need that shitty splitter for both the game audio and voices.

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>>384523046
Wonder why they didn't flaunt this in the announcement trailer, then.

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>>384513758

>>384525127
Nope. Home console

>>384526257
It's both, actually

>>384513758
Just when you thought ps vr headsets were a cable mess

>>384522502
when you have more money than good taste

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>>384522502
damn that's a good shop