Why do Nintendo devices attract little kids?

>>384500148
Aww, that's adorbs.

>>384500148
Wow this is a real mystery! Why does the game console that has only bright colored cartoon characters popular with little kids?!???!!!!!!!!! Gee we need to resurrect Sherlock Holmes for this mystery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why don't parents buy Xbox + Rated M for mature Bloody Violence of Duty: God of Titty Scenes for their 9 year olds????????????? MAN OH MAn I just canNOT figure out this mystery man wow you are so smart for being able to perceive this unsolvable mystery that nobody has ever thought o fbefore!!!!!!!!!!

Why do simple party games made for children attract 30 year old manchildren?

>family system
>for all family and all ages
GEE I DUNNO

My little sister said splatoon looks ugly as hell. I don't know how kids even bother with that

>>384500736
And the opinion of one child equals the consensus of an entire generation as we are all aware.

>>384500148
>why does something made for kids attract kids?
You dumb fuck.

>>384500886
They do look ugly though, i legit don't know how any of you fuckers could waifu these squids