>ancient sculpture still looks better than modern videogames

>>384493107
we was artz

>>384493107

Bernini was a master from his time. He also made commission for the Pope, so probably he was at the same level of Shadman.

>>384493107
We haven't even been making video games for 40 years. We've been sculpting for at least 10 thousand

>>384493598
/thread

>>384493598
Pong dates back to 1972. That's 45 years.

You can make higher quality 3D models in a fraction of the time it takes to makes one of those sculptures.

>>384493107
Holy shit is that real, not edited photo? I was never into sculptures but fuuuck this looks so soft and real. How the fuck did the dude done this? I bet it's a very old one, so no modern technologies to help him.
Man, i gotta look up more about this stuff. Looks noice.

>>384493107
>ancient sculpture still looks better than modern women

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>>384493585

I wonder how these artists feel about modern art.

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>>384494017

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>>384493810
Bernini was the Rustle of his time

>>384493684

Fuck Pong, go back even further with Tennis for Two.

>>384493585
REMINDER

>Bernini was only twenty-three years old at its completion.

>>384493107
I want to break into museum and jizz on statues.

>>384493810
>no entertainment besides barbaric colosseums
>just sit at home working on your craft all day because you can't shitpost on the internet

>>384493107
>looks better
>its another white guy

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>>384494082

Indeed.

>inb4 9gag

Did people at that time jerk off to these sculptures like we today we jerk off to japanese drawings? I mean If I had one of these things at home I would at least touch their boobs once.
Imagine at that time where they didn't have internet or even por magazines

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>>384494017
I would assume that they wouldn't consider it to have artistic merit, although they might still enjoy some modern pieces.

>>384493107
>>384494017
>>384494110
>>384494112
>>384494404
Those are real people who looked into Medusa's eyes, not sculptures.

>>384494404
HOW THE FUCK DID HE DO THAT WITH A FUCKING MARBLE

>>384494625
It's simple, Medusa was real. She was collaborating with this "sculptor", who in reality was a slave captor.

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>>384494426
Pygmalion was confirmed to be the inventor of the modern waifu pillow.

tfw want to fuck marble

>>384494625

lack of internet and video games

>>384493598
talent isn't passed down through generations, sculptors are genius that had maybe 20 years to learn how to make stuff like the OP. with video games you need no talent only knowledge and tools, anyone can learn to do it. what a shit comparison.

How did they pay for the first giant block of marble?

>>384494017
Well they're dead so they probably feel nothing.

>>384494593
>>384494758
Finally, something my simple mind can grasp!

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>>384493107
>tfw want to suck a statues toes

>>384494995
I'd say it is passed down to some degree, since Bernini's father was a sculptor, so probably helped to grow his talent from a young age.

>>384494625

Someone acting as a model combined with actual skill. I fucking love the artistic nudity in old statues. Nothing sexual about them, just showing human in its most natural form.

Anyone else remember that time when some arabian schmuck visited Italy and they had to cover the genitals of the statues so he wouldn't be offended? That made me legit angry.

>>384495114
Idk when marble started being used as a medium for sculpting but it was probably in exchange for precious metals/gems and/or other goods that the Mediterranean region provided such as wine, vinegar, and and olive oil.

>>384495293
That was during the visit of the president of Iran

>>384494995
Talent isn't passed through generations but techniques are. After a certain point art is not about talent but about technique.

>>384495218
I'm sure that some Roman actually did that at some point. Those toes look too delicious to be marble

>>384494312
Sometimes I daydream about the skills I'd have if all the time spent on 4chan would've been spent learning a craft instead.

I regret nothing.

>>384495257
Molyneux's son is going to be a god-send to the gaming industry.

>>384495293
Fuck sake, everytime.
If you visit someone's country you gotta respect their culture or go back to your shithole.

>>384495257
might help develop technique eat an early age but that's pure raw talent. people are born with it.

>>384495394
you can have the best technique and still not be the best. talent is emotional and it shows.

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>>384493585
>so probably he was at the same level of Shadman.
Hardly, Bernini might have been into futa but he wasn't all that hot about feet, he sure liked thicc though.

>>384495487
>you can have the best technique and still not be the best.

Takes practice, anon.

>>384493107
>Baroque
>Ancient

>>384495394
>>384494995
"Talent" as we know it also isn't just naturally occurring, it's honed with education and practice. A prodigy is someone who accels faster than even those with raw talent.

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>>384495487
>but that's pure raw talent. people are born with it.
>talent is emotional and it shows.

>>384495580
talent > practice and technique

to be the best you need all three, but pure talent will always win.

>>384493598
>We
You haven't done shit, nigger

>>384495542
huuh?? blue board...? thanks geez...

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I have always found it really impressive that somebody managed to carve a fucking NET out of a solid block of marble.

>>384495542
Saw this sculpture this year on vacation. Was kind of strange.

>>384495487
Have amazing inspiration and images in your head. Have no way of realizing that image. It comes down to technique coupled with inspiration/weird brains. Not just one thing.

>>384495712
There is no such thing as "pure talent" Especially not for things we have no genetic disposition towards such as artistic skills.

>>384495542
Did he also claim that traps weren't gay?

>>384495712
That's fucking wrong. There is nobody at the top of any field, sport, or profession that got there by raw talent. It certainly helps if you're gifted, but there is NO substitute for experience Anon.

>>384494426
You can bet your fucking ass they did. "Art" was the greatest excuse to enjoy all forms of depraved porn, how else could you get away with realistic paintings of naked bitches getting fucked by swans in Christian Europe?

Art is the fucking best.

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15th century DeviantArt was lewd as well

>>384495853
Looks like typical mediterranean.

how can nuweebs compete lol?

>>384494120
>not cathode ray tube amusement evice

>>384494017
>tags:skin_indentation

>>384493107
Reminder than Bernini was 23 when he made this

>>384495712
>to be the best you need all three, but pure talent will always win.

That's wrong. Do some research, anon.
Sorry to red pill you, but it works like this;
Practice > Technique > Talent

Source: Literally everyone who got gud at anything ever.
Ever see someone who's REALLY good at something? Ever seen their social life? There's even documentaries of how socially awkward these people are.

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>>384495118

And what about actually talented artists who still work with sculptures and their hands? These days everything is made digitally because it's quicker, but it cannot capture the same feel as classic media. Take the cover art for NuDoom and put it against OldDoom. Newer one was made in photoshop, the original was made by hand, and the difference is huge.

Or take a look at anything made by Frank Frazetta. Actual painting, no computer effects for ease of use.

>>384496104
So he was an old man by their standards.

>>384496104
Good, I still got 3 years to triumph him.

>>384495487
That still doesn't mean that what I said was wrong, these sculptures are the results of hundreds of years worth of techniques passed down through generations until it ended in the hands of someone really talented that could use the techniques to their fullest extent.

Without the hundreds of years of techniques that helped hone the craft his talent would have probably let him do something along the lines of Egyptian sculptures and that's taking it far.

>>384495487
You sound like someone who has no talents at all. Because if you had talents you'd know that's absolutely not true. I was talented at playing the guitar, I could learn really fast. But I was also lazy so I didn't practice for shit, fast forward today I'm still more or less in the same level I've always been but my less talented friends are leagues ahead of me because they actually took the time to practice and learn.

Also a lot of the time what seems like talent is just you not seeing the ton of hard work that happened behind the scenes.

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>>384495725
Alright anon, only Ahegao pics from now on.
>>384495916
Possibly, Bernini was a man of taste after all.

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OP would be PC.
Pic related would be a PS4 game

>>384493107
>tfw sculptures are a lot easier to make then you thought

>>384494312
It's from 1621, It's not even ancient it's well after they stopped gladiatorial combat in the colesseum

>>384496139
I'd say luck is the most important.
Some of the greats were born into families that were already somewhat proficient into the medium that they become great at.
It's also lucky that they were alive in times where there were people to support them in their endeavours financially.

>>384496217
he died at 81

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>>384496279
>switch

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Sculptures are nice and all, but paintings is where it's at.

Does anyone know where to buy cheap, lifesize blocks of marbel from??

>>384496217
you know the whole died at 30 thing was mostly dude to infant mortality rates bringing down the average lifespan. Also it was more reserved for the peasants.

>>384494625
No Fap.

>>384496402
This is fucking aesthethic. Paint the statue black and make the edges from glowing LED stripes.

>>384496279
To infinity...

>art threads barely related to videogames are more civilized than actual videogames threads
Really makes you ponder

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>>384494593

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>>384496472
Kill yourself, I mean it.

>>384496279
That's a big jaw

>>384496542
Art aficionados aren't savage.
Or employed

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>>384496174
There are still artists who take painstkaing lengths to create such art. Look at Kehinde Wiley, you probably will object to his subject matter but he is one of the most talented modern artists an he simply used oil on canvas to represent realistic figures in Romantic style. I'm not arguing that modern art is highly accessible, and therefore the average quality of "art" is much lower today. But you can't say nobody is doing it.

>>384496279
>am i kawaii uguu

>>384496563
>he posts his collection on /v/ideogames board

tough luck pal I've got the high ground

>>384493107
You only think that because all of the color fell off. That shit would look comical with the original coloring.

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>>384494426
>>384495960

You don't paint shit like this with completely pure intentions

>>384496653
Nah I just went to sculpting school, I hate both examining and executing art.
It's pointless more often than not.

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>>384494767
>Aphrodite will never bless your love for your waifu

Remind me why we worship all these shitty modern gods who don't do squat for us?

>>384496734
Collective shitposting

>>384496791
Ok then, kill yourself

I'm fine with MARBLE replacing MINERALS threads.

Instead of wanting to eat the minerals I want to stick my dick into them

>>384496739
Pretty black woman

>>384496734
>that guy shooting smoke out of his nose
I never noticed that before

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On my way home from Florence, ask me anything

>>384496842
lol this is some Chaucer shit right here.

>>384496643
>Raping a woman while she sleeps
>Look sad

Why

>>384496856
Croat here. So many niggers, huh?

>>384496856
are you in a boat?

>>384495853
He looks much more pissed in the original.

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>>384496872

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>>384496732
Don't you just love art, anon? The master was only guided by the purest of artistic intentions.

>>384496842
>mfw this was a fetish even back then.

I honestly don't know how I feel about this

>>384496427
>notto disu shitto agen

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At what point did you realize we are one with history and that humans never change?

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>>384496435
I WANT MY PERSONAL /SS/ STATUE

>>384495373
They should have just told him to fuck off.

>>384496427
He must be bored because his ancestors killed all the dragons and the only one left to slay has Down's.

>>384496939
she will never love him

>>384497123
who dis

>>384495114
All these guys had rich families i.e patrons buy their stuff for them or would commission works that included these costs

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classy art lewd is best lewd.

>>384497102
Now this picture itself is art.

>>384497102
When I saw the Pompeii shitposting wall

>>384496346
>tumblr
faggot

>>384494017
imagine being almost done with a sculpture like this and then fucking up

>>384497102

>read about what they wrote on that wall on that roman island with the volcano
>it's basically modern shitposting but with a twist

Humanity never change.

>>384496402
reminds me of a textureless CS:S map

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>Romans shitposted on walls
>Medieval scribes inserted their memes all over the books they worked on

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>>384497307

>>384496949
Actually its a FUCKTON of Asians. I'm in Rome in a restaurant in my hotel and there's a couple of them chinkin it up, my apartment when I studied abroad was practically in the chinatown district, it was 60% Asians. The Africans were the worst though, all of them were peddlers or pickpockets.

>>384496965
Staying in Rome for the night, flying home tomorrow

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3dpd fuck off

Has anyone done a blacklight test on these old statues?

MAYBE BECAUSE BLACK EXCELLENCE CREATED ALL THESE WORKS OF ART

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86PD8o6xe_4

*sips tea*

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>>384497354
>Monstergirls

>>384497418
Yeah, they used to be painted

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>>384497312
I knew someone would say this.
I'm not getting these from tumblr, I downloaded a 2.5gb folder.

>>384495853
tracetaro strikes again

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>>384493585
>Shitman actually having talent

I hope this is actual bait because I can believe some retard actually believes this.

>>384494017
simply amazing

>>384495880
If you actually ever had or have a talent, you will realize that if you have the talent, you also have a talent to use existing (and maybe nonexisting) techniques without knowing them, simply because it works for you to get the results you desire. Passion is an important thing to get there though. Techniques are very trivial. They're only useful when you can learn something of them. Seeing other's creations is more important than techniques. They're a way bigger drive of inspiration and development.

>>384497481
The Roman ones did. Not anything from the Renaissance or Baroque.

>>384497354
this sounds like the guy standing in a corner in a party complaining meme thing

>>384493891
ancient sculpture women looked better than ancient real women

>>384497524
Is that a black gentleman sucking his own wiener

>>384497481
Interesting, but I'm referring to a blacklight test for more unusual substances.

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>>384497481
>>384497574

How would a fully painted statue look?

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>>384497367
Asian are just sightseers.
The niggers stay.

Memes are post-modern art.

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>500 years ago, the Pope would receive the Sistine Chapel, the epitome of art at the time, and admire it everyday in all it's glory.
>Today, this is what the Pope receives as the epitome of "art"
Where did art go so wrong?

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>>384497712
This?

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>>384497584
Ever wondered why there are so many rabbits and snails in old scripts?

Dank scribe memes.

>>384495535
Ok, this is exactly how my ex' back looks, hit me right in the feels.

>>384495114
they were probably paid to make this shit by rich people

>>384497728
Use google, you can still see statues that have retained some amount of pigment. They certainly weren't uncanny when painted.

>>384497049
you should probably feel a rope around your neck, you literal cuck

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>>384494426
>Did people at that time jerk off to these sculptures like we today we jerk off to japanese drawings?

Naaaah, of course not. Why would you think that?

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Was just at the Borghese Gallery last month Bernini is the fucking man.

These sculptures are pretty legit and you can get right up near them

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>>384497728
Shit af m8

>>384497553
Try to sculpt using no technique literally just banging on a rock hoping it breaks off right. Intuitively knowing and using a technique still means you are using a technique and you still would have to put in the hours to perfect it. You really think people are shit out knowing how to sculpt grand works of art....

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>>384493107
modern times lack true talent and dedication. Pic related is the average sculpture nowadays

>>384497803
sorry to hear she got turned to stone

>>384497728
Most repaintings have been done by historians and not artists, and so they don't look that good, but I'd imagine that they looked really rather impressive

>>384494625
5 Axis cnc milling machine

>>384493585
If Shadman had a fundamental basis in anything other than caricatures and cartoons then you might be right.

>>384497694
WOOOOOOOW BUGGED TIME TRAVEL MECHANICS

>>384497728
Really REALLY tacky. Really bright colors, they honestly look better just straight up marble

>>384497407
>a photo of a drawing of a sculpture

we need to go deeper

>>384497784
>tumblr
get out

>>384496734
>that one guy laughing so hard he has a tear in his eye
I love this shit

>>384497694
woooooooow
*SNORT*

>>384497784
Yes

>>384497895
Let him be, he has no idea because he's never been good enough at anything to know what it takes to be good at it.

>>384496069
the true patrician's tag of choice on boorus.

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>>384497864

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>>384495429
You mean this Molyneux?

>>384497553
Probably the first person in the fucking universe the ever say "technique is trivial". What an idiot.

>>384497320
I remember hearing that that's the reason why the Venus De Milo has no arms

>>384497694
>sameface
Just like my chinese toons

What game has fuckable statues?

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Post art pieces you can easily masturbate to.

Pic related, would totally smash this Magdalene's pussy.

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>>384494017
They will look at stuff like animation and 3D modelling and admit defeat.

>>384497694
>DSP on the top right

>>384498108
Someone made those holes to loose how am I suppose to fuck those.

>>384498194
the body is way too blurry to see any good details
is this how they hid lack of anatomical knowledge?

>>384496427
>Pepe and Wojak travel through time

>>384496886
This painting is so fucking strong.

>>384498130
ikr Goku is shit without kamehamehos

>>384496427
Which Dark Souls is this?

>>384498257

I think they would mostly get annoyed by the terrible anatomy of anime.

>>384495542
> he sure liked thicc though
Because he came from the baroque period. Haven't you ever heard of the term "rubenesque"?

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>>384498283
Many artists actually dissected cadavers to inspect musculature.

>>384498257
>hands stop moving
>pantyhose magically continues to raise

never post that trash here again

>>384496886
Is that Elijah Woods?

>>384498424
>/v/
Come on now.

>>384498269
Fuck you

Technique made you a succesful banker, right?

>>384498283

No, but to give the impression that woman in the picture is "pure".

Also, she's in direct sunlight, so yeah she's a bit blurry.

>>384494017
It terrifies me that all it takes to destroy something this ancient and beautiful is some asshole with a hammer who's willing to sit a couple of years in jail for it.

>>384498283
>>384498265
Nigga that sculpture has more recognizable individual muscles than most people

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It's sad that there are those who would destroy this art if they could.

>>384498381
I think anatomy would be the least of their worries when looking at a moving image on a surface shooting light out of it.

>>384498316
Are you seriously trying to use fucking anime to argue that talent is unequivocal to practice?

>>384498194
There's a sculpture of a woman wrestling a man in the Bargello in Florence and I saw it yesterday, I don't remember who made it. She had a VERY thicc butt

>>384497123
Sauce

>>384498592
Yes. He had to train hard with Master Roshi.

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>>384498381
>>384498473
Will this do instead?

>>384497573
What anime is that?

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>>384497904

>>384498524
reminder that all these things will be destroyed in your life time

>>384494625
wet drapery was an actual thing they obsessed over back then.

its how they gave the statues realism.

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They even had moe back then

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Amazing history behind it

>>384498473
>I don't know how tension and elasticity works

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THICC

What changed anons? The 20th century?

>>384498658
No they wont.

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>>384498194
Best I've got.

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>>384495804
Good thing this didn't air on ESPN.

>>384498674
How can anime ever compete?

>>384495447

I'm sure the president of iran would censor his countries great cultural achievements if we asked nicely :)

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>>384498636
Now that's Kino

>>384497868
Overdesign kills dreams

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>>384498194

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>>384498524
Hi.

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>>384498707
Post-modernism

>>384497904
Did they end up removing that bust or what? Whomever was paid to sculpt that should be fucking ashamed and whomever paid and said it was ok more so.

>>384498689
im glad you can admit something so earnestly

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>>384493107
>Why is this allowed?
Modern art happened and people abandoned the practice of studying for years to improve their art to instead experiment with it.

>>384498802
>Iran
>country
>culture

>>384498540

That's disgustingly poor. I can't believe they got away with it.

>>384498524

That sculpture is around 400 years old. Those statues and art that ISIS and mudshits continue to destroy are several thousands years older.

Shit's insane that the world stood by and watched them destroy their own heritage.

>>384497694
Fuck, spat out my water when i saw the little black guy in the middle

>>384497956
The sculpture was probably based off a model.

I got to see the sculpture of the dude knocking away babaies in Oslo. I'd post my pic, but it's too big and I don't want to bother trying to resize it on my phone.

>>384498484
>/v/
Point taken. lol

>>384498802
Like algebra?

>>384498871
Are you fucking kidding me

>>384497904

I watched a documentary once, lots of people these days are trained in the classical arts, they just don't get any funding and (((arts schools))) directly discourage it in favor of modern art. If they see a regular (but skillful) marble statue, they want you to shave off an arm or otherwise stain it so that it becomes 'interesting'.

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>>384493585

>>384498834
>that retarded old lady made it look like a monkey

What ever happened to that bitch?

>>384498949
>muh ancient times
Subhuman shitskin goatfuckers needn't apply

>>384496734
What's actually happening here?

>>384493107
GODDAMMIT /v/. How can you have civilized threads about anything but videah?!

>>384495542
berninis :DDD

>>384498992
I want to kiss that flawless butt

>>384498640
Drifters.

>>384499020
You know those "hey /v/ let's write a letter to Gaben one word at a time" threads?

Literally that.

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>>384497904
>>384498642
Yes now how about we post sculptures nowadays that aren't average?

>>384498642
>rhythmic slapping

>>384499009

Problably fined or something. On the plus side the church got a fuckton more tourists from around the world who started donating money.

>>384499014
I'm gonna have to ask you to stop using algebra for everything
It was invented by subhuman goatfuckers
Also you're gonna have to hand in the number 0 and go back to roman numerals

>>384494963

mostly this, it was having sex or doing art

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How come none of these statues have armpit or pussy hair? Were they savages with no taste?

>>384498956
This, art school is a scam and today the only practical application of art is for marketing or media. Investors are interested in artistic merit so long as it doesn't make them a good return.

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>>384498721

>>384496734
I fucking love this painting but I just can't help hating the smoke coming out of that guys nostrils. It looks so unnatural. It ruins the whole painting.

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>>384497524
care to share?

>>384499106
That's kinda boring, dude. It's an eyesore, and literally just a pile of paint cans with one giant top at the top.

>>384499149
but the mayans were pretty cool

>>384493107
beats out most anime girl feet

>>384499162
>wanting hair in your mouth
You have no taste

>>384499020
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reply_of_the_Zaporozhian_Cossacks

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>>384498680
Been there in person: wish I'd fallen for the souvenir meme and picked up a replica.

Least I got a Socrates bust.

>>384499149
As soon as they shut down their electricity first, other modern luxuries next.

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>>384499162

>>384499020
>Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks to Sultan Mehmed IV of the Ottoman Empire,
>Reply of the Zaporozhian Cossacks depicts a supposedly historical tableau, set in 1676, and based on the legend of Cossacks sending a reply to an ultimatum of the Sultan of the Ottoman Empire, Mehmed IV.
>Zaporozhian Cossacks to the Turkish Sultan!

O sultan, Turkish devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Lucifer himself. What the devil kind of knight are thou, that canst not slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil shits, and your army eats. Thou shalt not, thou son of a whore, make subjects of Christian sons; we have no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, fuck thy mother.

Thou Babylonian scullion, Macedonian wheelwright, brewer of Jerusalem, goat-fucker of Alexandria, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Egypt, pig of Armenia, Podolian thief, catamite of Tartary, hangman of Kamyanets, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before God, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our dick. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unchristened brow, screw thine own mother!

So the Zaporozhians declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding pigs for the Christians. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

- Koshovyi otaman Ivan Sirko, with the whole Zaporozhian Host.

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>>384499106
anything by Ron Mueck

>>384497868
>some rusty old nerdy faggot analyzed a paint sample and used that for an entire area.
This is FAR from what they looked like, they we're probably painted more like paintings than this fucking "colouring book gone wrong" piece of dickbarf.

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>>384497694

Dude seriously, could you come back in like, 5 minutes? Trying to do stuff here

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>tfw your ancestor painted this but all you can draw is stick figures

>>384498647
HOW DO THEY SCULPT THE DRESS TO LOOK LIKE ACTUAL CLOTH TEXTURE FUCKING HOW???????

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>>384498674

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I never really appreciated marble sculptures until I saw such delicate details like skin deformation and fabrics.

>>384499106
>bunch of cans
It's not really that impressive

>>384499162
These were also people who had sex with young boys, infantile features like being hairless were seen as sensual. You see the same thing in mainstream modeling.

>>384499162
>pussy hair
noice if trimmed a bit
>armpit hair
Ew, armpits are the only other thing I shave besides face, stuff is disgusting.

>>384498882
It was the popes decision to cover the art, he didn't want to offend the muslim visitors. It's funny if you see the photos and videos, literally everything is covered up. Like damn, do you guys have ANY piece of art that doesn't have naked chicks in it?

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>>384499206
Right because looking at a stone human is SO INTERESTING. If I wanted to look at humans then I wouldn't look at sculptures.

>>384499261
How much was the souvenir replica?

>>384499313
how the fuck would you know retard? you post om an anime titty forum? what the fuck do you know about Ancient Rome?

>>384496734

oh man, shitposting at that time was epic.

>>384499404
>>384499106
Literally 0 skill involved. Art needs to be skillfull to evoke beauty.

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>>384497123

>>384499289
How homo do you have to be to sculpt this

>>384498424
>baroque
Is that the origin for barbeque?

>>384499332
That's impossible anon. You inherited their TALENT, so you are naturally just able to draw it.

>>384499404
At least humans are technically impressive sculptures. See >>384499478

>>384499332
those faces are... uncanny

>>384497956
>a jpg of a photo of a drawing of a sculpture of a woman

>>384499149
oh kill yourself you sand nigger apologist. the subhumans didn't invent shit. they just translated the work of greeks and added a zero

>>384499404
(You)

>>384499162
kek the average wife was between 11-14 then. marrying any later meant high risk of either spouse dying of dysentery/fever/plague/cholera/etc.

pedophobia is a recent thing.

I've seen threads about actual video games 404 faster than this.

Way to go mods.

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>>384493107

kikes invented "modern art" and the entire school of classical realism was lost forever

>>384499562
Blame gamergate

>>384497123
>implying the best Rinko porn isn't based incest

thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkX196kwS_0

>>384498108
Left is goldface and right is console wojak of your choice.

>>384499491
Do you mean borroco?

>>384499579
Why are you wanting to kill the only good thread around? Just ignore if it bothers you.

>>384499332
>yfw people have made careers out of analyzing this painting

>>384498265
Can you tell me what is this please?

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>>384499574
noice

>>384499545
Yeah, faces weren't quite on point yet.
It was the attention for light, shadows, reflections and textures that the Italians copied off the Flemish Primitives during the Renaissance.

>>384499680
The symbolism in it is wack.

>>384499574
A statue is making me question my sexuality lads

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>on /v/ randomly admiring sculpture details
>actually enjoying looking the work done

This is genuinely fascinating

>>384499678
Because the offtopic shitpost threads that are actually good get deleted, so im annoyed they're keeping this stupid boring one.

Well I guess I can add statue /ss/ to the list of weird things I've fapped to. God bless this site.

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>>384499478
>0 skill involved
Says the fagget who never even held the tools needed for sculpturing.