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are you older than 25?

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are you older than 25?
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I like this meme
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OBLIGATORY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nX6N2tgLmaQ
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fuck your wife, fuck your kids, fuck your family. i shit on you
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>>384492045
No, but I have a PC...
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>>384492318
only if you are older than 25
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>>384492318
No, fuck off you sub-25 poster.
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>It's my 25th birthday
>Can't wait to finally play this game
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What's this meme about?
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>>384493083
Are you under 25?
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I can't wait to be 25!
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>>384492045
>99% of /v/ cant play this game because theyre underage
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>>384492045
So what is this joke?
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>>384492045
oh sweet another thread
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>>384494748

Do you want to know how I can guess you're not 25 yet?
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>>384494748
youll know when youre old enough
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I hope I remember this meme when I turn 26
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>>384494748
The joke is that this game cannot be played by underage posters, which make a good part of nu-v.
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>>384494748
agelets can't play the goty
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>see this shitty clickbait all over the web
>now it's all over /v/

fuck y'all
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>>384494992
>>384495006
>>384495221
>>384495280
No, I mean what the fuck is this game being posted. Is it the new "come play my lord" or something?
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I'm 20 and still a virgin
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>not maining the blue eyed happy tree
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>number of people who are 25 or more increases by day
>this game can only grow, thus devouring every other game
how can it be stopped?
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>>384492045
I am, but I don't have a computer.
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>>384495564

That's a rare tree my friend, I'm jealous
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I love this new meme keep it up
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No I'm under 20
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>>384496014
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>>384495582
Make a game that can be played by 24 year olds
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>>384495403
Basically, yes.
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>>384495564
>gets to live by the see
what a comfortable tree
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>>384496093
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Guys I just installed the game. Im over 25 but I dont have a computer. How fucked am I?
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>>384492209
i'll take this for a no
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>>384496807
lock your doors.
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I'm just trying to masturbate to porn though...
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>>384492045
Sorry, I'm 24. I'll be 25 by the end of the year.
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All memes aside, is the game any good?
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>>384497137
Are you 25?
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tfw 24
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>>384497137
All memes aside, you are getting clickbaited at this very second
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>>384492045
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>>384497169
I'll be 25 next week.
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>>384497137
depends on the status of your computer ownership status
don't even think anyone here has played it, but I want to try. What was the name of it? something with vikings
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>>384497137
Its one of those Clash of Clans like game full of malware and pay2win
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>>384497137
I'm not old enough and don't have a computer.
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>>384496807
>>384497126
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how is that knight kneeling?
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Who was in the wrong here?
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Better get those petitions ready
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>>384497227
If I see that fucking tree one more time
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Why must I try this game?
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>>384497705
This is a trap
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>tfw not 25
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>>384497802
You've finally come of age.
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>>384497802
Because you must!
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>>384497705
My sides
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>>384497670
>good end
>true end
>evil end
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>>384492045
No, but I do own a computer. Can I play this?
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lewds when
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>>384498008
Don't you fucking dare
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>>384497705
>ps4 game
>need a computer to play it
what the fuck was their problem?
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>be me, years ago when I was 12
>"Anon we cant get you GTA! It's too violent! Wait until your older!"
>Be older, 15
>"Anon we read a stupid kike's article that says video games cause school shootings. Play Fifa instead!"
>Be 17
>"Anon are you still playing video games? Get a life!"
>be 20
>You have to be over 25 to play this game

RRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>384492045

someone explain this forced meme to me

or on second thought, just sage the thread because this isn't funny.
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I fall into the targeted demographic, and they know me so well! The idea of getting to talk to an aged wise tree is all I've ever asked for in video games!
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>>384498321
>RRRREEEEEE where's my KYM article ???
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>>384498008
GET OUT
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>>384498321
t. kid who's under 25
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>>384498321
Look at this guy, he was born over 1980.
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>>384497670
>Knight dude marries a beautiful woman and a has a child with her
>But she gets an uncurable disease that no normal medic among humans can find remedy to
>The only cure can be found inside an ancient tree filled with magic
>The guy leaves home hopeful
>He eventually finds that same tree
>The magical plant asks him the reason of his visits and asks the murder of his first son in exchange for the cure
>He accepts regretfully, seeing no other option to save her beloved one
>goes back home
>kills the baby
>the cure doesn't work because the son wasn't his own
>cucked and full of rage, he goes back to unleash his anger against the poor vegetable, which cannot react to the.fire slowly eating his burning body, dying in a slowly agonininz death and turning into ashes after 2 days of suffering
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>>384498321
under 25 babby detected
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I am 24
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>>384498553
Leave
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>>384495564
You don't play as tree bro unless you count the standalone expansion
Tree bro is an ally however
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Don't trust anyone over 40
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I turn 25 tomorrow, I better get this game.
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>>384498216
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>new meme appears
>/v/ makes unoriginal threads about it 24/7 and runs into into the ground within less than a week
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Will you buy it /v/?
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>>384498553
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Fucking yes, finally a new meme, crying Wojak is really getting old and Pepe is normietier now.
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3d trees over 2d trees any day.

>pic related: my tree
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>>384498717
/v/ has turned into Reddit.
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>>384498717
I miss Fesh Pince threads.
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>not over 25
>don't own a computer
>play the game anyway
who /rebel/ here?
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>>384497670
>My image was saved
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Post tree sluts
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>>384498881
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>>384498889
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Can i play this on a computer cafe computer?

considering i don't actually own the computer
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>>384498881
>He's playing """""the game"""""
Yeah, family, ofcourse. Game actually detects that and put you some chinese p2w shit if you haven't met the requirements.
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>>384499039
No you must own a computer
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>used to have an awesome tree in my small europoor back garden
>dad took it away, years ago
memes aside im pretty mad still
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>tfw you were present when this meme took off yesterday
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I don't get this meme, someone spoonfeed me, really, I don't.
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>>384499135
It was probably because you weren't over 25
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>>384499217
are you 25?
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>>384499164
This has been a meme for a few months Anon. Just has been more popular
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>>384499128

I own a computer but it isn't powerful enough to run this. So i still own a computer i surely qualify.
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>>384499039
You can, as long as you own a computer. It doesn't have to be the one you're playing on.
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>>384499338
If you own a computer then you must play it. No excuses
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>>384499217
turn adblock off
you'll see loads of ads advertising different games with that same tree pic because it's a reused asset and most of the time the links are just scams
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I'll be 27 next month. I've been posting here since I was 17
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>>384499258
Yes. lol
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>>384499275
>I felt so lucky
Why must you destroy everything I love!?!
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>>384499217
This. Pls
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>>384499338
You could try, but the system is kinda advanced, so it could think that you actually don't own a computer
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>>384499217
If you are over 25 you MUST know this meme
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>>384499409
Ohhh, now it makes sense.

But what about the 25 year old stuff?
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>>384499409
>a phoneposter meme
Disgusting.
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>not 25
>no computer
End me
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>>384499529
the ads say "If you're 25 or over and own a computer you MUST play this game"
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agelets get the fuck out of my thread
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>>384499606
ohhh, I see. thanks.
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>>384499164
>yesterday
feel free to leave agelet
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>>384499575
Holy fucking kek
Great work, anon
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>>384499663
Why did Shiggy allow us to play this game as children?
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>>384495221
Wait has this been a meme since 2011?
Because that's when I turned 25
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>>384499739
it's obviously edited you fucking agelet
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>>384492045
27. Why am I still here?
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>>384498321
Faggots not using adblocker kept seeing an add using what I assume is some stolen art of this tree with a face and some adventurer.
There were multiple variations of it with teh tree being sad or happy, the adventurer kneeling before it or holding a bow and arrow at it, etc.

The text below said "If you own a computer and are over the age of 25 you must play this game!" or some variation of that.

That's all there is to it. People took those adds and started memeing about being older than 25 and able to play the game and shit.

Meanwhile, the game itself is most likely this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9UmY_lK1Rg
though faggots who want to meme will probably say this isn't the real game and we can't see the real game because we're not over 25.
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>>384499450
I think it's an ad targeted at PC players older than 25. Kind of scary that ad companies know that much about people, then again it may be their fault for not blocking ads. I saw how the internet looked without an ad blocker a few days ago, it was horrible
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>>384499831
That isn't the real game. You just can't see it because you're not over 25.
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>>384499831
thanks! KYM article is being made so our fellow new users can jump in on the fun
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>>384495445
Welcome to /v/.
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Giving tree, can you give me some wood?
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>>384499831
this isn't the real game. You obviously aren't 25 or don't own a pc.
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>>384499441
Well yesterday was a great day for this meme Anon it helped it take off
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>>384499997
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>>384499831
>being this upset because you're under 25 and can't play the game
The salt is real
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>>384499575
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>>384498717
mods keep deleting these threads which pushes people to spam it harder
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>>384500251
UMA
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>>384500226
Whoa Giving Tree, isn't that a little too much wood? Also can you give me some fruit?
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>>384498717
literally this >>384500276
when will mods understand that trying to censor this shit only makes it grow twofold like a hydra. The exact same thing happened with TJ """"Henry"""" threads.
fuck, just let one thread up as a containment thread to get all the shitposting and oc out of the way
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>Tfw only 24 mana
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I'm 26 now do I get to play the actual game? all I get are phishing links and malware.
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>tfw 28

>been in this shit hole for 10 (ten) years now

why can't i escape lads, what is drawing me so much to it
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>>384500124
Thanks, anon. Here have something funny for my gratitude.
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>>384495445
So was I. I'm 22 and have a fucking hot gf now I bang regularly. You'll make it
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>>384498717
chillax
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>>384500545
It's entertainment on its frontier
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If you are under 25 you must stay in your under 25 containment tree game discussion
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>>384500691
Heb fressi du scheiss pisser
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>>384499831
computerlet detected
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>tfw 26
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>>384500251
Requesting a tree edit of UMA DELICIA
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>>384495445

I was a virgin at 27, now banging hot gf reguarly

I was a virgin by choice
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>>384498216
>"Anon we read a stupid kike's article that says video games cause school shootings. Play Fifa instead!"
I thought kikes say guns cause school shootings.
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>>384500898
>I was a virgin by choice
Now that's willpower
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>>384499831
>stop having fun
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>>384500898
If you were holding it by choice then I'm going to wager your a handsome anon.
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>>384501010
It's turbo autismo. Just let it fade.
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> PC Only
> Only people older than 25

GG
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Why does that tree have a face? Why would a tree even possibly need a face?
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>1993
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>>384500502
DELET THIS
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>25 inches
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I'm 26 is the game shit or not
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>>384501298
When you turn 25 you'll understand.
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>>384501298
Why WOULDN'T a tree need a face?
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>24
>lie about my age when signing up, everything seems fine
>it doesn't let me play and bans my IP
How the fuck did it know?
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>>384501321
>she peggs you with that nose
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>>384501298
It's so the Tree can see you in your nightmares.
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>>384500558
Thanks
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I'm 28 but anyone who likes this meme is 16 at best. It's funnier if you don't force it kids.
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>>384499952
>Actually putting your real birthday in rather than 1/1/1990
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>>384495221
Would've been more appropriate for /v/ if he was shitting on the tree on the right.
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>>384501454
That's some /x/ shit, right here
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>>384501427
run he will hunt you
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>>384501389
doesn't matter you must play it regardless
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>>384499831
But that isn't the real game. You're not seeing it because you're not 25, kid.
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>>384501528
Aren't you a little too old to be posting on 4chan, buddy?

Mum and dad must be really proud.
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>>384495445
atleast your dick isnt 5 inches
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>>384501617
>tfw don't own a computer
What the fuck do I do now?
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>Tree appears once on a website
>Tree begins appearing in other adds on other websites
>Tree threads every 20 minutes on /v/
Beware of infohazards, anons.
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>>384498216
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>>384501528
>24 right here
It's pretty good
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>>384501528
>I'm 16 but anyone who likes this meme is 28 at best.

What did he mean by this?
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>>384499831
I have adblock and I still see it on certain sites.
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>>384501781
>>384501917
>It goes through adblock
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>>384501917
I switched from adb to ublock and both failed at blocking it
it went away a few days later, forever
must be because I'm not 25. Why would I need to see this?
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>>384492045
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What the fuck /v
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>>384499831
I bet you don't even own a fucking computer.
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>>384502105
>>384501781
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>>384500545
i envy you a little desu
i came to 4chan just as it entered normalfag/cancer decline
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>>384498717
>less than a week
This meme has been going on for like a month now, though
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>>384501972
>enemy can ignore your defences
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>>384501142
Ok 24 kiddie.
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>>384499739
>turned 25 in 2011
how cute
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>>384499738
It was the demo to the true game
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Post more rare trees for more D E E P lore on this game
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If we KILL THIS MEME NOW, Reddit can't steal it from us.

Post all your edits RIGHT NOW
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>>384500545
Because you feel at home here, and you're surrounded by people you enjoy
Even if it is a shitty home and the people you enjoy are shitty people
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> Video Games
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>>384495403
You got it
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>>384492045
so what le epic reddit meme is this one
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>>384492045
gotta say, I'm a big fan of this new method of advertising. very subtle. that hiroshima is a shrewd businessman.
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>>384502539
This is literally video games.
Speaking of which, has anyone actually played the shit behind the ad?
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>>384499831
>It's literally just a THELEGEND27 LMFAO XDXDXD meme
holy shit redditors are such fucking cancer
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So the question that remains, "born under 1980" means before or after 1980?
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>>384499441
Yesterday did see the most OC that I've seen for this one though. So you were there for some great threads anyways.
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I am 25 and a failure in life, whay should I do?
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>>384502539
redddit is here
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>>384502716
I tried to boot it up yesterday but my connection timed out for some reason
it must have known I was under the age of 25
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>>384502851
HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHHA
>>>/r/games
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>what if i get ads that are so shitty and ridiculous that the posters decide to make a meme out of them and start playing the game unironically?
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>PC only
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>>384492045
>kirby just turned 25
Lore?
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>>384502902
why are you here
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>>384502974
>why won't you accept my reddit memes
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>>384492045
I... I'm 40 .... I want to die. I'm still not married I don't think I ever will be. Should I just end it?
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>>384503021
We had it first you Reddit fag
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>>384501658
Protip: you'll still be here in 12 years when you're my age regardless of what you tell yourself.
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>>384500502
WTF? That's like a 10/10 on turn 5 for 4 mana if you draw enough ramp. Is there a term for reverse power creep on old cards like this or black lotus?
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>>384503021
not at all what I'm getting at
you obviously don't enjoy this meme yet you decide to linger in a thread dedicated to the discussion and propagation of said meme
what is the matter
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>>384502924
The deepest
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>>384501781
Item #: SCP-25

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-25 is to be contained in a room suitable for the growth of a tree. No direct contact is allowed within the containment chamber except as authorized by a Level 4 or higher researcher.

Description: SCP-25 appears as a large tree of unknown genus similar to the common oak. On its bark a group of facial features can be found, that can it use to express a variety of human-like expressions and vocalize with. SCP-25 appears rather single-minded, only repeating to human beings that try to interact with it to play a certain videogame if they own a computer and are above the age of 25. The name of this game varies but it's always some kind of online browser game for personal computers.
Anomalous effect verify whenever an human being below the age of 25 plays that game after being suggested by SCP-25 to try it. Subjects disappear if left without supervision within 24 hours, which always occurs due to malfunctions or oversight that seem to be part of the anomalous effect. Bodily remains of the deceased subjects reappear within another 24 hours in front of their PCs, unevitably showing signs of [REDACTED].
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>>384503098
Not before you play this game, if you've got a PC and you're over 25 you HAVE to play it.
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Has anyone actually tried playing the game?
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>>384503172
go to reddit and spout your unfunny forced meme bullshit, fuck off from 4chan.
>>384503138
>we had THELEGEND27 bullshit FIRST
LMAO
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>>384503196
First of all, the anomalous effect would trigger not verify, what the fuck is english not your first language? when the tree talks to a human being, CAUSING them to try the game.
Also
>Unevitably
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>>384503284
Nobody here is over 25
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>>384498717

This has happened for the majority of /v/'s existence as far as I'm aware
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>>384503284
/v/ is full of underage redditors. 25'rs are probably 1 in 1000
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SOMEONE GIVE ME AN EASY TO MEDIUM DIFFICULTY TREE EDIT AND I'LL DO IT TO THE BEST OF MY ABILITY
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>>384500545
Same age but I think 9 years for me. It's just habit I think, I blocked the site for a while and just stopped coming because it wasn't worth the minor inconvenience to unblock it. I spend less time here now than I used to.
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>>384500627
>>384500898
>Hot gf
Don't worry /v/ I'll always believe you.
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>>384501528
do you know how I can tell you don't own a computer?
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>>384503346
if only there were a function that made it so that I wouldn't have to see things that I don't enjoy on 4chan
something like a hide button
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>>384495445
I'm 21 and havent had sex since i was 16
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>>384500898
>I was a virgin by choice
who the fuck actually believes you?
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>>384503406
Todd Howard tree trying to get 25+ years old people to play the Skyrim remaster
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>>384502716
Apparently someone in one of the threads was a journalist and wrote an article on it or something.
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You must be 25+ to play this incredible card
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>>384503504
>hiding a thread stops forced meme from spreading
huh if only I were a dumb redditor.
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>>384502956
>Wh-what are we gonna do on the bed
>Wah!
>CRAAAAK!!
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>>384503406
Make him shoot lasers from the eyes to the guy.
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>>384503610
Alright I'll try, not sure if I can pull it off though
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You must be over 22
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>>384503663
>going into threads and complaining about a meme everyone is talking about and making OC for stops a forced meme from spreading
to be a sperg
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I am 25 and every day I grow closer to death.
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>>384503779
>tfw over 55
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>>384503791
>dude just let the reddit meme take over its fine lmao its funny
holy shit fuck off already.
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>>384503406
don't know how easy it would be but todd howard tree if you can
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>>384499831
I have adblock and noscript and it's still there. The issue is you can't see IT if you're under 25 like you are
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>>384499831
>The meme is only understod by people who don't have adblockers
>It's an ad about age
How many layers of irony is this meme on?
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dead memes general ?
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>>384503858
not at all what I'm saying
i'm merely remarking upon the complete and utter futility of your sperging in this thread, asswipe
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>>384503406
Tree never ever
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>>384499831
Guys help, I'm 19 and I don't have a computer, but I hacked into the game and played it and now they're coming for me.
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Why 25? Like, I could understand "must be 18" but 25 seems so specific.
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>>384504027
You will understand once you're over 25
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>>384492045
Yes hello can I get a level up for 1000 gold?
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>>384504027
Trying to bait nostalgiafags who like older rpgs
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>>384503630
>5 stars for a card that is literally worse than some 4 star monsters
I will never understand old school yugioh
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>>384492045
>tfw people will actually start playing this game and make these fucks more money all because /v/ had to go and make a meme out of it
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>>384503897
it goes through adblock
treebro can't be stopped
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>>384504027
Considering how frremium crap works, they probably hired the cheapest chink/pooinloo ad firm, saying that 25+ are their target since whales are more common at that bracket
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>>384504027
These ads aren't made by humans, they're made by a computer algorithm that creates an ad that meets these criteria
>Is catching to the eye with interesting imagery
>Uses similar, if not the same, imagery in each ad
>Uses text that's not typically used in other ads of its kind (25 instead of 18)
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I'm older than 30.
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>>384503969
yeah its not like it doesnt hit bump limit faster, dumbass. fuck off with your thelegend27 forced meme bullshit. HAHHA U MUST BE 25 XDDDD
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hot oc off the oven for the kids under 25 shitposting
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I wish I was a tree
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>>384504101
I'm 28

Why am I still here?
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>>384504290
boring
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>>384504123
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>>384504290
>pretending to be over 25 using pepe and wojak
LMFAO
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>>384502134
>faux deku tree
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>>384503897
>>384504135
Yeah, some of the things that it shows up through aren't considered ads, like the sidebar with popular articles on Wiki's.
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>>384504309
You'll become one when you die.
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>>384503914
Dubs, and this meme Will survive for 25 years
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>>384503346
I'm talking about tree
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>>384504267
>yeah its not like it doesnt hit bump limit faster
there are far better ways to get rid of a thread on the catalog than to come in and muddle the thread with incessant whining, especially for a thread that's already on the mods' priority purge list, you fucking troglodyte
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at what age did you grow out of this game? 26 here
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>>384504375
>>384504408
>agelets getting this mad over not being able to play PCs best exclusive
that image is just for you. maybe it hits too close to home?
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>>384504290
LMFAO good 1
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>>384503831
idk why dsouls was my goto as well.
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>>384504520
Seriously leave pepe outside our meme, you will fuck it up
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>>384504384
my grandfathers deck has no pathetic cards kiba.
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>>384504641
should I just have the tree outside then?
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>>384504469
>dubs
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>>384499739
lol youngfag get out
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>>384504513
>mods priority purge list
you got a source?
>JUST LET THE REDDIT MEME FESTER LMAO DUDE JUST IGNORE IT
dumb stupid redditors.
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I'm older than 10
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>no wooden moustache

This puny tree must not even be ten thousand years old!
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>>384504767
24 year old mods have been deleting these threads at least some of the time
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>>384504370
You need to be born under 1980 too you philistine. Here's a hint
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>>384504767
>kill a meme thread early
>three anons from the thread now make their own to continue shitposting
>there video game threads get bumped off
>mods delete new threads
>2 anons from each thread make a new one
yeah that really solves the problem there newfag
how do you not know how this shit works already?
>>
Fuck all of those who said summerfags were just a legend, this thread is the definitive proof.
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>>384504878
LMFAO IM DYING
>>>/reddit/
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>>384505015
>agelet
the more angry you fags get the more shitposting I will do
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>>384500276
>mfw I catch 2 manlets playing my game who claim they're 25 even though they look like children
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what game is this?
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>>384504767
>you got a source?
you're this invested in crying about a meme when you haven't even noticed that these threads haven't been going past 50-100 replies since at least 20 hours ago?
>>JUST LET THE REDDIT MEME FESTER LMAO DUDE JUST IGNORE IT
you could be a sensible person and just report these threads, move on and let these threads get killed by the mods but instead you choose to stay here and froth at the mouth over what other people are enjoying
i truly wonder what it is like to be such a colossal sperg
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>>384498162
It's so complex you need Excel running to keep up
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>>384505121
>redditors
>"people"
LMAO if you want to enjoy forced memes so much, head to the shithole which you came from, scum. fuck off from 4chan.
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>>384505015
I'm 25, I'm allowed to be here

sounds like you might be underage b&
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>>384503196
you should add that the advertising spreads like a desease
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>>384505119
Peggle 2
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>>384504987
>REEEEEEEEEE SUMMERFAGS WE NEED MORE WAIFU AND SISSYBOIS THREADS
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>>384505256
keep proving my point, friend
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>>384505262
SORRY YOU MUST BE OVER 25 TO REPLY TO ME
HAHAHAAHAAAAHA XDDD
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>>384505119
The greatest game of the last 20 years. Gain 25+ years to play
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>>384505359
>WE NEED MORE REDDIT FORCED MEMES
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>>384502463
MIGHTY OLMEC
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>>384505371
your sperging is now my entertainment. The more you sperg, the more I get entertained. If you leave, I go back to a thread that was already entertaining. This is a lose-lose for you.

Dumb agelet
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I'm 33 and a virgin. What should I do besides killing myself?
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>>384505362
that's what I thought, fuck off.
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>>384505461
>WTFFF THIS MEME THREAD COULD HAVE BEEN A DAILY CONSOLE WAR THREAD NUMBER 2338!!!!
This is the mentality of newfags
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>Tfw 26 today
It's time my friends
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>>384505543
Sex isn't everything and don't let anyone try to convince you otherwise.
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>>384505543
Gain a birthdate before 1980
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>>384505543
You won't last five minutes playing this game.
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>>384505543
Play this game
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>>384505543
Pick up a necronomicon
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>>384505543
buy a computer
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>>384505605
you do own that computer right anon
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>>384505543
This game is going to keep you up ALL NIGHT
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>>384505640
This sentence sounds really ominous.

I know the implication is that you'll be jerking off while playing and it's so hot that you'll cum in under five minutes, but the way it's worded makes it sound like you are literally going to die.
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>>384505438
i have 26, what game is it?
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>>384505543
do you have any online or IRL friends?
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>>384503610
>>384503859
I tried
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>>384505842
10/10
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>>384495445
I'm 23, get in line you entitle fuck.
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>>384505789
Y-you guys are my friends, right?
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>>384504290
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>>384505696
How is this a Reddit meme? It's just people having fun and mocking some company's shitty marketing strategy that I wouldn't be surprised if a number of normies and retards have fallen for.
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>>384503284
Last night someone did.

he was under 25 and we haven't heard from him since
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>>384505706
I-I borrowed it.
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>>384500627
that's an inspirational spiderman comic...ty anon
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>>384505696
>EVERYTHING I DON'T LIKE IS REDDIT!!!
>I JUST WANT TO POST METACRITIC SCORES ALL DAY!!! WTFF
The easiest way to spot someone who frequents Reddit is someone who is quick to accuse others of doing the same, as a way to try and fool/validate themselves.
Nice job not only outting yourself as a Redditcuck, but also supporting consolewar threads.
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What kind of computer do i need for this game?
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>>384505696
>>384506024
Stop and play my game
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>>384505902
I'm 25. That means you have to suck my dick now.
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>>384505842
It's beautiful
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>>384505957
>unfunny
>forced
>literally no different than THELEGEND27 ads
>joke has been beaten to death already
aka fucking Reddit. OH WAIT YOU HAVE TO 25 TO REPLY TO ME LMAO
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>>384506092
The Reddit kid isn't able to, since he's below the age of 18.
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>>384505959
just thinking about that thread sends shivers down my spine, what a way to go..
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>>384505778
Don't be silly, Anon. It's only telling you to do what what the Tree requires of you. And the Tree thirsts.
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>>384505957
because as far as im aware, when something gets popular here it gets hated immediately and becomes a "reddit meme".
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>>384505917
mhm
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>>384506047
One (1)
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>>384506024
>knowing what a Redditor would do
Good job ousting yourself as the dumb stupid Redditor you are
>implying I meant I supported consolewar threads
the quickest way to spot a normal fag dumb redditor is to see what a retard he is. Forced meme threads and console war threads are both just as shit and replacing one with the other doesnt improve /v/, dumbass.
>>
UNO
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>>384503845
>>384503779
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>>384499217
The meme is only understood by people who don't use adblock so it's probably not a very good meme.
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>>384495564
>not maining the smug tree
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>>384505917
I'm your friend anon
but I can be more than that
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>>384506405
what the fuck?
this is the rarest tree yet
>>
>352 Replies / 102 Images
What the fuck?
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>>384506423
Do we have to play pretend?
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>>384506423
Are you over 25?
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>>384506405
ive never seen that tree before, where do you go to find your rare trees?
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>>384504904
This game was pretty fun despite the cliffhanger.
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>>384506497
Do you own a computer?
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>>384506405
smug tree main for three years here
he's completely overrated and has no place in pro play
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>>384506356
COMPUTADORA
>>
>RPS article
how long until the r/4chan post, KYM article and Twitter spam
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>thread about the star citizen scam 404s
>this shitposting one still lives
Is there any justice in the world?
>>
>>384506405
You must fight his level 80 lightning stag to be recognized!
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>>384506405
can you find horseback tree? theres only the small version of it posted.
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>>384506134
Huh, I must've missed the THELEGEND27 thing.
I just watched that ad and it's pretty fuckin' gay.
Though I don't get how an obvious hacker in an official ad is the same as a tree with a face and being over 25.
>>
Serious question though: is this even an actual game? I have a feeling that it is just malware hidden under an intriguing ad.
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>>384506671
only when you make justice.
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>man on 4chan was offended by a meme
>"IT IS REDDIT" he yells
Probably under 25
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>>384506671
New mod is a fucking hack, he keeps it clean for the most part, but randomly deletes stuff that he doesn't like.
>>
Has anyone actually played this? Is it like clash of clans?
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>>384506405
AMAZING
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>>384506696
Post the small version
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how do I unlock the tree ads?
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>>384506671
>underage toy spaceships thread goes 404
>greatest gaming event in a long time stays intact
No surprise there. You must be over 25 to post here.
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>>384492045
No, and I don't need to.
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>>384506671
There have been a million threads about scam citizen already. Let us enjoy the warm glow of having a computer over the age of 25 just a short while longer, agelet.
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Word around town is that the tree game makes you cum in 10 seconds
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>>384501528
I love this meme
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Caesar would never admit this openly, but he knows I'm 25. I've killed enough of his frumentarii and assassins that have come looking for PCs.
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>>384506992
It's right there, man. Where the ad always is.
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>>384506992
You have to be older than 25 and own a computer.
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>>384506992
Unlock the "over 25 years old" prerequisite first
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>>384505989
make your peace
>>
I'm playing the game right now /v/
and I can tell you it's Cityville all fucking again.
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>>384506658
I'm working on it, geez
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Japanese games can contain child rape and they are still only 18+ at most

I ask - what the fuck does the game contain to warrant a 25+ rating?
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>>384506960
here>>384497670
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>>384507180
furry and trap stuff
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>>384507180
How the fuck are we supposed to know what the game contains? None of us are 25
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>>384507190
Too little capitalization, 0/10 wouldn't own a computer with
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>>384506302
>knowing what a Redditor would do
It's painfully obvious when you Reddit kids post the same shit constantly. You all are also pretty fucking dumb so for you to not know a single fucking thing about what you're talking about also makes it glaringly obvious. I'll elaborate so you can post this analysis on knowyourmeme so you can get some benefits.
Forced memes like this initially have a short lifespan. If it's quality enough it will stay, if not it gets ignored for not being funny. As mentioned earlier, it's best to let it run it's course for a day or two. When a mod deletes a meme thread early, two anons from that thread go on and start new ones. When mods delete those, then 4 pop up. Shitposters thrive when they see mods hate a meme their forcing and it encourages them to do it more, effectively lengthening it's lifespan from a couple of days to a month. You Redditfags screaming THIS IS REDDIT also fuels their shitposting, so add another few weeks to it's lifespan. If nobody paid attention to the TJ Henry shitposting then it wouldn't have gotten as big as it did.
Now fuck off and stop talking about shit you have no experience with, you fucking newfag.

>normal fag dumb redditor
keep up those buzzwords, kid. I don't even have to try and identify Redditfag as obvious as you.
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Try not to gasp, /v/
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>>384506531
j-just shut up and hold my hand already

>>384506537 see >>384499575
Does that answers your question?
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>>384507050
basterd
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>>384507150
Stream Link?
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>>384507213
The best I can find is 600x500
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Anyone have the picture of the guy with the fire arrow about to BTFO the tree?
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>>384504027
those 25+ threads on /r9k/
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>>384507180
I only got ten minutes in when the existential themes drove me to the brink of insanity
>>
What happens if you try to play it the day you turn 25?
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>>384507449
>good ending
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>>384505917
I dont consider anyone from 4chan my friend , that ebing said , I cant make any online friends , they are either cringy anime fags or they play league or overwatch, all i want is a friend to discuss metroidvanias with and certain books and movies , is it that hard?
>>
>>384507456
God damnit that fucking episode
>>
>>384500952
>underage thedonald poster detected
the early 2000s were a funny time, there were attempted class action lawsuits and full on media slander campaigns across the western world claiming that video games cause violence.
(smart boomers saw the rise of consumer available vidya and wanted a piece of the pie, so they got the dumb boomers to join in on their lawsuits)
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>>384507417
I don't hold hands with agelets.
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>>384507456
NOT ON MY WATCH! CHOP CHOP CHOP DOWN YA GO!
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>>384507449
haha the knight is shittily shopped in.
how sad.
thank you though.
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hey guys im turning 26 in a month
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>xbone X 4k port
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>>384499831
look at all these underage faggots getting booty blasted because you explained their shit meme
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>>384507545
I take it back, it's too lewd.
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>>384507697
>yfw Eustace was over 25 years old but Courage wasn't
That tree never stood a chance
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>>384500878
4 months of 26 left here. Grasping on with all my strength. Getting married next year. Graduation next year. Wondering how I'm gonna fuck it all up
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>>384507697
ave true to eustace
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>>384492045
Whispy Woods is not looking well today.
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>>384507795
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>>384507725
god damn, first arnold schwarzenegger on that shitty war mobile game and now respected names like bill murray are this desperate and are migrating from movies to mobile games
/tv/ on suicide watch
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>>384503737
Done
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>>384504123
you need to translate the ancient text to unlock his true power
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>>384507697
>Don't worry, I won't have you lashed like the rest of these woodenerates
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>>384502134
>clickbait article on clickbait
how meta
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Fucking children
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>>384507441
Play the game by yourself, underage.
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>>384508001
This is why you never attack a tree from the front
>>
I'm 37 also fuck you
>>
fag
>>
>>384508359
Yeah, you have to barkstab it.
>>
>>384508371
do you own a computer
>>
>>384506572
https://api-int.x-plarium.com/uploads/XXX.jpeg, where X is a number or a letter. Maybe a scriptfag can run through the website to find more rare trees.
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>>384508458
>Maybe a scriptfag can run through the website to find more rare trees.
>more rare trees
I'm fuckin dying
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>>384508254
those are unfunny and shit muh porn at least the Tree meme is fun.
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>>384508404
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sorry kid you must be 25 or older to play MK
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>Be 24
>Still play the game
LOCK ME UP
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>>384508359
>>384508404
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so /v/
vikings or thrones?
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>>384508679
NANI?
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>>384508730
>n-nani!?
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>>384508679
YOU FOOL
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>>384506680
>you must be over 80 to proceed
FUCK
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>>384508427
I own several, and almost every single console ever
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Why vikings fight trees? What's their beef with it?
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>>384508775
Oak
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>>384508404
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>>384508925
a throne made of oak or a viking helm made of oak?
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>>384492045
Something about this meme is unsettling
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>>384508404
Why are these kinds of threads rooted in terrible jokes?
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>>384508775
Vikings, Throne can be played by agelets
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>>384508404
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>>384509006
Of course you're unsettled, you filthy 24-years-older. Come back when you're man enough to play this game.
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>>384507456
Fuck this show was too good.
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>>384509014
>vikingfags this desperate to get people to play their shitty game
i'm sitting on my throne laughing at you right now
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>>384508404
CARLOS
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this shit doesn't even have a kym article

not a meme
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>>384499831
>>
#384509129
Not bad, but no
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>>384493083
>>384494748
Some game's ads say if you're over 25 and have a PC, you need to play it. And it had these low quality pictures of faced trees. Or something like that. It looked like some freemium trash, so I immediately forgot what it was really as soon as I saw it.
>>
this thread is of excellent quality
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>>384508404
>>
Apparently, the tree isn't actually in the game.

So why the fuck did they create that tree image to advertise the game and why did they think it'd be enticing?
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>>384500558
that picture raises even more questions if they were brother and sister how did they not know each others fursona's and even if they didn't the odds of each other both knowing the other is a furry is pretty high. i'm calling bullshit on this article, fake news!
JUST SAD!
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FIRE ARROW ARCHERFAGS GET OUT
TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>384504005
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>>384509248
If you're younger than 25 or don't own a computer it downloads some shitty chinese garbage instead of the real game
the real game has the tree
fuck off agelet/phoneposter
>>
>>384508908
Then you must play this game
>>
>all these 24-year-olds in my thread
GET OUT
>>
>>384508404
>>384509007
You cheeky fucks
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>not playing the superior phone edition

Literal fuckin plebs, don't even need to be 25
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>>384509248
I'd say they were on to something considering the threads it's getting.
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>>384509357
>TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I fucking love this thread
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>>384509357
hi guys im not 25 but my dad is im n his computer how do i play this game? My dad said I could play the game here he will tell you

hello this is his father i am 25 i want him to play this game

ok pls tell me how to play it
>>
What kind of faggot fight harmless tree?
>>
>>384509445
If the face was part of the bark, it would be so fucking perfect.
>>
>>384509007
oh you goddamn cunt this went over my head
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>>384509445
good shit
>>384509578
>iphone
>only 18
>>
>>
>>384509158
Ahhhhh to think that a 24 year agelet like me would find this image!
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>>384509653
I bet you never got a splinter under your skin.
>>
>>384509673
tried the best I could without photoshop
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>>384509653
>trees
>harmless

Why the fuck do you think they live so long dumbass? They are fucking eating the life force of every living creature they come in contact with.
>>
>>384509696
>phonelet
>>
>no smug pepe edit of the tree
That's a shame, /v/
>>
>>384509248
>He can't see the tree
Under 25 detected, reported.
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>want to have an honest discussion about this game
>can't because /v/ just wants to fucking meme it
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>>384500627
I'm 29 and still a virgin
>>
>>384509204
So this is a thread for people too retarded to use ad block?
>>
>>384509804
RARE
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>>384509652
THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF ROOTS THAT FILL THE EARTH I REST UPON. IF THE WORD 'HATE' WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH FIBER OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR UNDER 25'S AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.
>>
>>384509804
pepe is as stale as it gets
>>
>>384507456
who /eustacemain/ here?
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This is the only use I have for this picture.
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>>384507150
are you over 25
>>
>>384509804
Woah, how did you unlock that?
>>
>>384509823
nobody on /v/ is old enough to play it, what did you expect?
>>
I bought a computer just so I could play this game, it was totally worth it.
>>
>>384509804
>people aren't rehashing three year-old memes

The horror
>>
>>384509504
What game
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>>384508404
not bad anon
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>>384509962
I did too, but nobody told me I had to be 25, so now I'm kinda stuck here.
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>>384509653
>harmless
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>>384510048
Just be patient anon, it's totally worth the wait.
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>>384503406
>still using the watermarked version
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>>384510048
be patient anon, it's worth it
>>
>>384509578
>doesn't have treeface in it
iphone plebs got shafted
>>
>>384500898

>26
>Had more than a few fatties makes moves on me
>Would rather play vidya than go whale harpooning.


Though, to say im a virgin by choice is like saying im a starving man by choice because i turned down a few meals made with dogshit. I do try to workout though and look way better now than i did in highschool. Maybe the sea of desperate single mothers will be fun to voyage on,so long as I keep my wits about me and avoid getting trapped by a crazy bitch though an unplanned preg or something.
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>>384509653
>harmless tree
Isaac Newton would like to have a word with you
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*infests tree*
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Mods for game when?
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KNEEL BEFORE ME
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>24

gotta wait for a while.
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>>384510370
>two knights
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>>384510162
>not maining the clearly superior cavemouth

Fuck off gramps
>>
>>384510370
>two knight minions

Master Tree is objectively the best class.
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>tfw 25
>tfw own a computer

why should i play it?
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>>384509804
>>
>>384510576
you must
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>>384510576
Because you have to.
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>>384508404
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>>384503406
>>384503406
>>384503406

More edit idea please lads

Also rate muh new one

>>384510134
Thanks senpai
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>>384506992
>he wants to get spoiled by his favorite youtube(tm) streamers
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>>384492045
Literally one day in and it's already a forced meme.

Great. Thanks summer.
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>>384510048
Just you wait, playing it is a real treet
>>
I feel like these replies are robotic and probably some shill, but it's entertaining
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>>384507869
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>>384510665
>summer began 37 years ago
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>>384510634
holy shit
fire arrow guy did nothing wrong
>>
>>384510790
We've been stuck in a perpetual summer.
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>>384510634
Nice edit
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>tfw treant are my favourite fantasy race since might&magic 7 but they aren't so common now

what are some games with talking trees? i'm over 25 and have a computer
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>>384510634
STOP THIS TREE
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>>384510892
Vikings
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>>384510892
Throne
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>>384509305
Well, I think they hid it from each other but HOW did they determine the parentage of the baby? DNA samples from all people who went there? And did they have sex with the suits on?
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>>384511090

>>384511090

>>384511090

New thread

Post some edits there and some edit ideas for me
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>>384510634
>tfw waited to play this for 24 years and 300 days
>get spoiled at the finish line
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>>384503406
WTC tree with an archeer shooting a plane
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>>384510892
Total Warhammer has the Wood Elf faction, and one of the leaders you can play is literal Tree Hitler
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>>384505842
Todd Howood
>>
I actually have a legit question:
I am over 25. I have a gaming computer.
Does the Ad KNOW I'm over 25 or does everyone see this ad basically? If /v/ didn't make these threads, I would never have thought of it and just thought it was people selling my data (Like Amazon ADs pop up when I buy textbooks or something, recommending similar books)
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