He literally did nothing wrong

Sorry, my mistake.

>>384485362
He literally cucked his wife

>>384485484
Our guy?

>>384485362
He literally did nothing

>>384485484
>cucked his wife
That would imply she liked it, and let him. He cheated, stop throwing cuck around constantly and expand your grammar.

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He literally did nothing wrong.

>>384486016
He ratted on Cole, otherwise he was fine

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You're full of shit, Jacob.
The truth is, you hated that bitch, you followed her and dragged her into the car and took her out to the Moors.
She woke up, and you smashed her face in with a socket wrench.
And then you stomped her, you stomped her because she is a drunken whore and she treated you like shit.
You stomped her for all the years you had to take it.
You stomped her because you're such a weak fucking sister, Jacob, and you wanted to erase all memory of it. Go on, try to deny it.

The reason Cole has all these 0 to 100 outbursts in a split second when using Doubt is because the game actually uses Coax/Force/Lie system and the buttons were changed to Truth/Doubt/Lie at the last minute before release due to executive meddling. If you train yourself mentally to treat "Truth" as "Coax" and "Doubt" as "Force", it will make perfect sense to you and never seem out of place.

>>384485912
>expand your grammar.
Vocabulary, anon.

>>384486059
He was basically saving the department by throwing Cole under the bus. It was a shitty thing to do but I'd probably do the same in his place if only to keep my job and get the heat off the department. They used Cole's case as a front to drive attention away from the internal corruption shit that Cole later figured out anyway in Arson.

>>384486082
You can't prove I wasn't home!

>>384486210
>Stopping him from exposing corruption is a good thing
Wew

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Literally our guy

>>384486338
It's good from Roy's and everyone else's perspective that works in the department.
Assume you're working there and you're half as crooked as Roy is, so just reasonably crooked but not full on corrupt.
Then comes this holier than thou artist who is ready to fuck up the entire department, himself included, because he's such a perfect fucking school boy glory hound.
You need to throw a guy like that under the bus.

>>384485912
Look up the classic definition of cuckold (not the fetish) and then come back.

>>384486527
As a cop, your job is to uphold the law

>>384485362
He was pretty mean to Jacob.

>>384486682
The classic definition of a cuckold means it's only applicable for men. How do you cuck your wife?

>>384486239
https://youtu.be/UFZk4OFN36I?t=34m40s
34min 40sec in case link doesn't work

Barman said he called you at the time she was getting her face smashed in with a socket wrench and guess what, he tried to call you multiple times but nobody picked up. You weren't home.

>>384486527
What? It's the other way around. Let me remind you that Roy is the corrupt one, and Cole is the good cop.

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>>384486474
No, this guy is.

>>384486857
By applying that definiton to a woman.

>>384486893
>>384486761
ITT: Retards that can't fucking read. Nobody says Cole isn't a good cop and Roy is a good one, I'm saying good and evil depend entirely on the point of view. From the department's perspective, Cole was a danger. Also you autists will never make any career in life with this altar boy chickenshit attitude.

>>384486917
Shut up, and take your beating like a man

>>384485912
>expand your grammar
Learn how to use a thesaurus

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>>384485362
the real "did nothing wrong" guy

>>384487039
>Never make a career by doing your job like you're supposed to
Well fuck my ozone

>>384486682
Cuckquean anon.

>>384487182
One day you will learn that the world is not black and white like your fairytales for children.

>>384487039
Only a sith deals in absolutes

>>384486917
I was... Kissing her

>>384487147
>Dropped the case instead of finishing it
>Killed the only witness that could provide all answers
>Kept covering for that idiot, Courtney
Keep telling yourself that

>>384487238
The irony, considering you're the one presenting an absolute.

>>384487039
If I were Roy, I wouldn't be a fucking crook in the first place

>>384487232
Share your story anon and save this thread from mediocrity anon.

>>384487039
>caring about the perspective of a corrupt police department

>>384487383
I refuse to believe you wouldn't take some deals that would benefit you. I also refuse to believe you wouldn't pocket that one grand from a corpse that wasn't even evidence necessary to make the case.

I LIKE YOUR ASS

>>384487506
I wouldn't do anything that could cost me my job or land me in jail

>>384487549
You're lying, Morgan!

>>384485362

He isn't the villain though and his downfall is completely understandable and sympathetic.

Roy however gets away scot-free with some genuinely serious shit.

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The amount of L.A. Noire threads lately make me paranoid of shilling for an upcoming rerelease for new consoles.

Which I am 100 percent okay with, please be a thing.

>>384485912

>expand your grammar.

lmfao what nigger?

>>384485362
He died to FUCKING WATER.

>>384486016
Best boy.

>>384487693
Hell no, i uh, like your ass!

YA FUCK YOUNG BOYS VALDEZ?

>>384487707
Was Roy's speech at the funeral genuine or nah?

>>384487726
It's likely people were just reminded of the dumb bullshit in the game because of the SBFP playthrough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQ48-LDJNQ8

Who was in the wrong here?

>>384487980
Was Cole redpilled?

>>384487867
fueled by some genuine emotion but still deliberate and manipulative. like he recognizes he's feeling some real shit but he's taking advantage of that to give a good speech

YOU'RE GOING TO THE GAS CHAMBER, EDGAR

>>384487958
I know, I'm just taking the piss. I still want a rerelease though. I've said this in other threads but the map was made for me. It's boring and empty in terms of open world games but I have a fascination with 1940's Los Angeles so I love just strolling along and looking at everything. There is just so much attention to detail that it's a shame game developers can't reuse maps for other games. It's going to waste.

>>384488317
>This is America!
"Let's change the subject"
>This is Germany

>>384488370
*wooooow really nod*

>>384487980
Saying gaschamber wasn't a jewish thing, California used gas chambers for execution in 47'.

>>384487958
Great moments in that playthrough
>Pat asks if Woolie knows any black people
>Woolie gets salty as fuck, and then three minutes later starts speaking aggressively in ebonics

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Who was in the wrong here?

>>384487726
I just started playing it with my fiance again, I'm playing, she is making the choices, pretty fun so far.

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>>384487726
>upcoming rerelease for new consoles

Yes please, I fucking want to buy LA Noire but the framerate cap on PC makes me seasick

>>384485912
Are you dumb? a cuck is just someone who gets cheated on (man primarily, as far as the definition is concerned)

Liking it doesn't matter.

>>384485362
>Cheated on his wife for shitty bitch
Yeah, no, he fucked up, he fucked up pointlessly at that.

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Why was Traffic the comfiest desk?

>>384488757

google the word you fucking idiot
it's a FETISH, a fetish for letting your girl fuck another dude or vice versa

fuck me you guys are dumb

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>>384487707

>>384486917
I don't remember this exactly, but how did he get out of jail time despite kissing a corpse?
I'm not sure on the legality of necrophilia, but surely that's in some way tampering with evidence?

>>384487726
There's no reason la noir won't get a sequel. Even the original pioneered the technology of face mapping actors for cutscenes, and that technology's only gotten better and cheaper since then.

I'm not even a fan of rockstar's games but Noire is GOTYAY for me

>>384488451
>"fuck you, i'm a cop"
>immediately runs into slow moving car and crumples to the floor
>matt dying of laughter the whole time

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>>384488873

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>L.A Noire will never get a sequel

>>384489057

the site is wrong and you know that.
lol

>>384485362
>Cheated on his wife with a prostitute.
>Did nothing wrong.

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>>384489132
>GOOGLE IT RETARD
>Lol Google is wrong you idiot lmao

>>384489159
>Having a wife

>>384488908
>There's no reason

Team Bondi, the ones who made L.A. Noire are pretty much toast. There was a bunch of production problems and shady business and now they are virtually dead. The best we are going to ever get is a remaster or rerelease. It pains me to say it, but it's true.

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>>384488908
>>384489125

To be fair , many Rockstar games are shamefully unused now.

Bully, Manhunt, Warriors, all fun and legitimate great PS2 era games that never got anything more to show. The one exception I can stomach is Max Payne , after 3 he finally found some peace, and making another game would feel kinda off, even if it was the best TPS of all time.


>Manhunt 3 never

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>we're supposed to care that Cole cheated on his wife who had literally 2 seconds of screen time the entire game up to that point

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>Has loving wife with big titties
>Cheat on her with some german crackwhore

>>384489132
Why is it so hard to admit when you're wrong?

>>384489323
Are you though? I cared more about him getting a connection with the damaged german chick. They both had problems.

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Now that the dust has settled, who was best partner?

>>384489332
While Im not justifying Cole's actions we don't know anything about his wife to imply she was the perfect wife everyone says she is. You only see her in that one scene before he cheats on her right?

>>384489528
Homicide>Traffic>Arson>Vice>Beat Cop

>>384489528
Rusty.

>>384489630
I would've liked Rusty better if he weren't so lazy

>>384489714
>everytime you visit a bar he just starts drinking while you interrogate people

>>384489253
O-oh. Damn

>>384489650
$30 SUIT

>>384489714
I get the feeling that Rusty must have seen some shit a few years back and has been drinking ever since.

>>384488862
Because the stakes were low.

>>384488573
Funny thing, I just finished it 30 minutes ago or so.
Obviously Roy and the department though.

>>384489528
Biggs

>>384489907
Is that why he always assumes that the victim's husband did it?

>>384489528
FUCKING FINBARRRRRR

>>384490009
He just assumes its the spouse, and well statistically he ain't wrong. I assume his divorces helped too.

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>No votes for the one bro who always has your back and is actually a decent detective

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He literally didn't do anything wrong.

http://thegreateststorynevertold.tv/

>It's a Cole has a WW2 flashback episode

Hope y'all watched Serpico because being an idealistic goody two shoes only gets you fucked in the end.

>>384485362
why would he fuck that ugly german whore when his wife looked better and had a bigger rack?

>>384490640
Except Serpico survived and testified and exposed all of the corruption

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>>384485912
>People on /v/ actually think this is wrong.
Jesus Christ.

>>384490874
Because she's German, duh.
Everyone likes us :^)

>>384490874
Their both vulnerable, messed up people.

>>384491082
but I hate muslims

The negro, Nelson Gaines called it in

It was pretty obvious Roy was gay for Cole and ratted him out because he was jealous of the German.

Is Jack Kelso the worst protagonist in history?

Why did he cheat on his wife after being straight with everything. Felt forced.

>>384491912
They needed an excuse to demote him to Arson

>>384491912
Because he didn't care about her and felt he deserved something nice for once in his shit life
Rusty's razor never fails, wives suck

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>>384492232
It's her fault he never cared about her?

>>384491859
Nah, he was just an excuse to have a portion of the game loosely based on Chinatown

>>384491859
>Kelso
>protagonist
Just because he's playable for 30 minutes doesn't make him a protagonist.
Also fuck Kelso, I hated him more than Roy.
Loser dipshit, doesn't solve the case at all and somehow gets to live meanwhile Cole does all the work, climbs to the fucking top and dies like a raw in the sewer.

>>384491912
Real reason: The director (who was also a writer) was a super shitty person (look up all the bullshit surrounding Team Bondi) and a poor writer so he made a cheap deus ex machina excuse to get Phelps demoted because he wrote himself into a corner.

Headcanon reason: Phelps identified with the German junkie whore more since she was damaged goods just like him.

>>384492569
He's the center character for 3 cases near the end. At the least he's the secondary protag

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It was me all along Cole!

>>384492453
that's reaching, pal. he didn't say that.
plus, as it has been pointed out numerous times in this thread, Cole has seen a ridiculous amount of shit in his life. First the war, now in the police force. I'm not justifying him cheating, but it's not hard to imagine he needed someone to connect or identify with, and his wife (unfortunately for both of them) obviously was not that person.

>>384493170
I'm pretty sure everyone's reaction was like "WHO?"

>>384493203
Why did Cole just sit by while Roy backhanded her early on?

>>384493170
99% never even see him in the previous cases since you need VERY, VERY SPECIFIC TIMEFRAME IN THAT ONE FUCKING CASE to trigger his appearance at all. So for most people he literally comes out of fucking nowhere.
Homicide in general was a fucking terrible desk, I could tell from Case 1 subjectively due to knowing tropes that this shit was the serial killer's doing and I'm bagging an innocent and by Case 3 I objectively knew this fact with 0 doubt to it and yet I was still forced to go along with the game's bullshit and keep bagging innocents for 5 cases straight because fuck you that's why. And all of them happened to basically all but openly admit that they did it despite not doing it. The writing in the entire game really was a piece of shit shlock.

>>384493750
Get this madman out of my sight!

>>384488862
>center of the city
>good partner
>more humor and cases are more lighthearted
As that other anon said, stakes were low.

>>384493842
Ebin fucking memes bro, doesn't change the fact that I'm speaking the truth.

>>384489585
Doesnt Cole have a kid too? Would have been nice to get a window into his family/personal, maybe see how his work affects his relationship to see why he would cheat on his wife.

>>384493482
At that point, he was complete small fry. One day he's chasing stolen cars, the other he is in the room with a famous doctor, detective, and a her (keep in mind he didn't know anything about any of them at that time)
Would you jump to a maiden's rescue if you were in his position? She was hit by an openly aggresive, and seemingly hostile that just decided to buy him a drink. Not to mention Roy is many times his superior.

>>384490178
Does that imply that Rusty's a serial killer that's been offing his wives/ex-wives?

>>384493976
He has like 2 daughters or something.

>>384493957
Keep lying to me and I'll have you charged and in front of a grand jury before your feet touch the ground!

>>384494220
Yes spout more fucking memes, kill yourself.

>>384493750
It's not like that game was subtle about it.
Cole is constantly nagging back and forth with Rusty about every single case.
None of them openly admit anything.
The Black Dahlia is mentioned every case.
You aren't exactly a genius for figuring something the game was egging you towards that whole time.

>>384494303
Let's change the subject, you fasting for yom kippur?

My partner and I are gonna fuck in the bedroom

>>384494452
You goy MOTHERFUCKER

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He didn't deserve to die.
He just wanted to do the right thing.

>>384495085
>Murdered fellow marine instead of trying to save him
>Shot a superior officer
>Stole shipments of army surplus equipment and drugs
>Made a deal with mobsters and was surprised when they crossed him
>Best friends with a doctor who is clearly a bad guy
>Lied to the police instead of coming clean and got himself and most of his old buddies killed
Fuck him

>>384494896
BEISBOL

>>384485912
>>384491009
>grammar

You're an idiot. Also cuckold isn't just a fetish you mouth-breather.

>>384495337
He was an idiot. He had balls though.

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>>384485362
>He literally did nothing wrong

He got booted down from Vice which was GOAT to Arson which was ok, the player was punished for the fact that he cheated on his wife with a kraut not too long after WWII

>>384497482
>kraut
You're not denying that you're a Jew, Mr. Kalou?

>>384487726
It came up recently that it's being ported to PS4, X1 and Switch.

>>384495337
>Murdered fellow marine instead of trying to save him
His choice was either spend a low-to-the-ground 5 seconds to euthanize the guy, or spend substantially more time high on his feet dragging the wounded man back down the hill under heavy fire. Even if he did survive, there was a decent chance the wounded soldier wouldn't have; the other soldiers assumed (rightfully) that he was to die considering the next opportunity to help would be when they made the eventual big push for the hill (too late to help). He did the right thing.
>Shot a superior officer
A consistently inept superior officer who was literally in the process of unapologetically committing war crimes. It was only regrettable he didn't finish the job.
>Stole shipments of army surplus equipment and drugs
Shitty, but good foresight to know that the GIs would not have substantial support waiting for them at home. He didn't make the drug trade in LA, he just made sure the supply was good quality and the proceeds went to parties who needed it.
>Made a deal with mobsters and was surprised when they crossed him
Naive, but not malicious.
>Best friends with a doctor who is clearly a bad guy
That's perspective only we as the audience had. From the perspective of Courtney, he was probably one of the only trustworthy people looking out for him after the war.
>Lied to the police instead of coming clean and got himself and most of his old buddies killed
The police wouldn't have been able to do anything about it by the time things started to go tits up. By the time the murders started happening, LAPD already knew who was on the chopping block but did little to actually protect them. Vice was too corrupt to meaningfully stop Cohen and company, and turning himself in early would have just meant everyone involved would get locked up for life rather than possibly being able to work his way out of the trade.

Courtney was naive and emotionally volatile, but he was by all accounts well intentioned.

>>384485362
Why did everybody lost their shit when they knew he was cheating his wife? That thing don't happen even now.

>>384499687
I don't trust any doctor that has a southern accent

>>384499803
>1940's LA, not long after WW2
>Biggest white knight on the force with a wife and two kids cheats on his wife with a German drug addict
Different times

>>384499963
>1940's
>Implying anyone gives a shit about a man cheating

It sounds a bit forced, if you ask me

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>>384487039
So basically no one is ever in the wrong because of their "point of view"

>>384485912
t. triggered cuck

>>384500157
It's because Cole was the most famous cop on the force and had a squeaky clean image

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I never finished this game. Should I?

>>384500706

Nah fuck that, just watch LA Confidential and call it a day

I liked ho the Vanilla version of the game without DLC was so obviously cut up that they refer to events as having taken place, and you sont have a fucking clue.

>>384487726
> rerelease for new consoles
I would rather have rdr for ps4 desu. It runs so terrible on ps3

>>384494393
>You aren't exactly a genius for figuring something the game was egging you towards that whole time.
Anon I never claimed that.
I was merely saying that anyone with half a brain can figure out already in Case 1 what's going on and by Case 3 it's impossible not to see it coming unless you're clinically retarded.
That's why I said subjectively sure in Case 1 since it was just 1 case and things could've gone differently for all you know. But by Case 3 it's an objective fucking fact that it's a serial killer despite everyone except Cole pretending that it's not.

>>384485362
No, he's definitely made some mistakes in life.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rNV61Rpo-0

>>384489528
Bekowsky with Biggs a close second. Galloway was a dumb useless old fuck, Roy was pretty neat when he wasn't selling me out, and Ralph was barely even a character.

>>384490009
Truth in television. Overwhelming majority of solved murders are by someone close to the victim. His problem was that he was fine just quoting statistics instead of actually doing his job.

>>384502890
>It's a Roy makes a racist joke episode

Okinawa, a couple of other places

Rate which desks are best-worst

>>384500157
Anon, back then adultery was a crime.
As in actual crime, no different from robbery or murder.
It's not like nowadays where it's a civil court matter to be resolved individually by wronged families if they want to.
Back then it was actual fucking crime.

It was big because Cole, as Vice cop, doing adultery (a vice crime) is the same as if a Homicide detective was a serial killer or a Traffic detective a car thief.

>>384502621
Except that particular option is the correct one anon, it's just the guy in the video is a moron and picks wrong evidence/backs out. You're supposed to present "Husband's Alibi" on his Lie.

I say we bust in there and find the goddamn evidence!

>>384485632
/v/ can't get a gf, let alone a girl to cuck her with. Not our guy.