>itt characters who are virgins

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>According to Carmack, he doesn't even know what sex is.

>>384481140
Samus lost her virginity to Metroid Prime
Prove me wrong

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Unless he lost it before he was 7.

>>384481995
Doesn't he have a canon HUMAN girlfriend? Some other spartan?

>>384481140
>>384481995
These two need to fuck

>>384482152
Not him but no

>>384481714
>imp encounter is now canon
>It was actually just Doomguy finding out what sex was

>>384481140
What do you think they meant by Chozo DNA?

>>384482207
>>384481140
>>384481714
>THESE two need to fuck
ftfy

>>384481889
Okay.

No she didn't.

>>384482567
Chief and Samus are similar

>>384482705
But Doomguy actually has genitals and Chief doesn't.

>>384482567
He would have to be on an invincibility powerup. Superhuman vaginal muscles are no joke.

>>384482815
Chief has genitals. No where in the books does he lose his genitals. Not even during the human experimentation part.

>>384482915
Doomguy doesn't give a fuck.

>>384482951
This. The only thing that fucked him was the implant on his thyroid, as it suppressed his hormones.

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>>384482815
He does have some and they're big. He never lost his genitals, the whole sex drive reduction was a risk that not all Spartans had.

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>>384482567
>DOOMTROID is born

>>384483465
>Metroid Dreadnought and Space Hunter
Neat

>>384483469

What the fuck are you talking about? He's explicitly stated to NOT be a virgin

>>384483785
Where and when?
Wasn't he cucked by the somehow-not-indian poopy man?

>>384483469
>he did not fuck Naomi

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Technically he fathered a whole army of dudes, but that's doesnt mean he's not a virgin

>>384483469
Wrong, he got fucked by Konami

>>384484006
Made me laugh in my cubicle at work

>>384482152
I don't think so. There is this though.

http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Parisa

>>384483857
He's a canon womanizer and has like 5 bitches hungering for his dick at all times. He also fucked Meryl for like 2 years nonstop after MGS1, not even making this up

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>>384483928

>>384483785
Which doesn't make sense in canon, as the clones are infertile and are not supposed to have urges. Solid does since Kojima didn't think that far ahead.

>>384481140
Post the last character you made, OP.

>>384484335
Nah, Snake got all mopey with his "I'm just a weapon" existential crisis and dumped Meryl before it got serious. That's why she's so pissed in 4.

>>384484391
It's never established they weren't supposed to have sex drive

>>384484391
Just because you're infertile doesn't mean you can't have sex

>>384483557
>A giant angry magical bird-person ripping through demons and pirates for eternity IN SPACE
>And Hell occasionally

>>384484893
Why have sex if you can't reproduce

>>384481140
Her vag00 may be intact, but her shithole has been remodeled.

>>384481140
I want to steal Samus' virginity!

>>384485624
Well you can't. She's not real.

>>384485320
Because sex is fun?

>>384485039
Doesn't Eggman Nega's existence confirm he eventually gets someone pregnant?

Shadow and Blaze are both virgins

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>>384486057

>>384486227
I didn't knew about this, fuck

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Mario

>>384485320
They didn't know they were sterile. Also a lot of sterile/infertile people go around life having sex

>>384486630
Why would she need to do that? She's the fucking princess and she aint married to Mario

>>384486630
>Who is rosalina

>>384482207
>>384482567
>>384481140
>>384481714
>>384481995
>These three need to have

>>384482347
I thought Kelly was his waifu.

>>384487364
>these three need to have a threesome

>>384487421
>>384487364
DRAWFAGS!

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>>384487117
His niece.

>>384487398
He has a harem, Samus, Kelly, Linda, and Cortana

>>384487872
>Who is daisy

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Would have made a great mom.

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>>384488020
One of Mario's girlfriends.

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Pic related

>>384481140
>implying she didn't fuck Snake in Smash

>>384488390
>Smash is canon

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>>384485624
>those crazy black eyes and glowing neon pupils she gets in Prime 3
>those weedy tendrils growing under her face
I want Samus to drool Phazon on my dick.

>>384488390
What if Cortex rapes her?

>>384488894
Is her door unlocked?

>>384489430
She has no door.

>>384488069
How is this girl still a virgin? I would have torn that ass up over 50 times by now.

>>384489492
>going to bed with nothing but a towel on
It's like she wants to get raped.

>>384486227
What about Rouge? Is she really a slut?

>>384484391
Infertile =/= no sex drive, retard. Where did it ever say thay they "weren't supposed to have urges"? They were just made infertile and weren't able to be cloned so that Big Bossu's genes wouldn't get spread around. They can fuck, they just shoot blanks. What do you think Snake and Meryl did for a while before she left him?

>>384481714
no wonder why he's so angry

>>384481140
How would you know?

>>384489656
She's stinky, though.

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Most likely to die one too

>>384491327
Somebody post that condom package

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>>384491457

>>384484341
Too bad none of them seem to have inherited his combat skills, which makes you question the whole point of doing it in the first place.

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>>384481140

>>384486095
It ain't, though. I can tell from experience.

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Purest of maidens

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>>384485039
how do you think Cream exists?

>>384488069
>>384491327
There you go >>384492038

>>384492734
Ain't she the mother of some of the koopalings? Meaning that Bowser's thorny cock has been up and down that highway, filling her up time and time again.

>>384482525
My guess? they just spliced a handful of genes to express antidote enzymes to a toxin or two that zebes had shitloads of in it's air

Either way, it'd have to realistically be something minor since she still looks like a human

>>384493157
Koopalings aren't Bowser's real kids.
Meanwhile, Waluigi isn't Wario's real brother.

>>384491256
Like that's a problem.

>>384493883
No idiot, its Chozo spunk, which Samus saw plenty of.