NINTENDO WHAT THE FUCK

>>384468558
They know their audience, not too long until they start posting pedoshit for Splatoon

It's a good thing nobody really gives a shit about nintendo otherwise people would be complaining about feminist crap.

oh yes milady
is that egg I smell

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>it smells high class
who writes this? Oprah Winfrey?

>>384468558
What does a high class butt smell like?

>6 minutes
>still no BRAP posting
i-is the cancer over?

it smells high class... haha

>>384468731
Forgot about tomodachi life already?

>>384468558
Is smells like ASS

>>384469336
Yes.
If it's a nintendo game over 2 years old that doesn't have mario or zelda in the title assume everyone forgot.

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>It smells high class
They know exactly what they're doing.

>>384468731
There is nothing to complain about, there.

>>384469770
Any dude worth his salt would complain about pandering.
Any woman would complain because that's what they do.

>>384468731
She is black, nobody can complain.

>>384468558
I like the ellipses at the end there, like they're just waiting for people to take it all the way wrong.

>>384469181
bad news, looks like you are the cancer now

>>384468731
people would complain if she was white

>ass...

what did NoE mean by this?

daily reminder that twintelle killed a bunch of people

>>384470868
By sitting on their faces?

>>384468558
What's wrong with it?
The post talks about how Twintelle wears clothes designed by herself, and the pics show the logo on her clothes.

>>384470973
no

basically the lab asked hair samples from her but she declined

they sent scouts to retrieve fallen hair from her matches, but apparently none came back

they speculate if her hair really is an ARMS phenomenon and if the eyes she had are lies

>>384469875

Pandering to who? Anyone who appreciates a nice ass? I'm fine with that.

>>384471079
WHAT

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>>384471149
https://twitter.com/ARMS_Cobutter/status/885695119533277185

translation: http://www.jtyaku.net/arms-lab-report-5-twintelles-hair/

>ARMS Lab Report 5:
>Manifestation of the ARMS ability through hair is unprecedented.
>Requests to co-operate and research with the subject have been denied 3 times.
>To investigate further will require a sample.
>At this stage, several ARMS Employees have been sent to infiltrate and retrieve “fallen hair samples”, however – we’ve since lost contact.
>Could it be that this woman doesn’t actually have the ARMS Ability?
>But, we’re unable to reach an explanation for her Iris…

also their recent tweet
https://twitter.com/ARMS_Cobutter/status/887506790434263040

translation: http://www.jtyaku.net/arms-world-map-sneak-peak-arms-story-teases/

>>384468558
Reminder this isn't African American pandering, because she's French, not ghetto.

>>384471389

When are they going to release story DLC for the characters?

>>384471450
probably when this Doctor C character gets revealed

>>384468558
HIGH
CLASS
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

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>>384471406
So much of France is black now, it's practically an African country.

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>>384471406
honorary white

anyone got gif of Biff looking tantalizingly at Max Brass in the audience

>>384468731
False, people complained about Fire Emblem seemingly having date rape in it.

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>delicious brown feet and ass
>high class smells

wonderful

The emphasise on the ass because it has her branding on it. Also they have been doing Ass shots since Samus, So I don't get why some people makes it a big deal out of it.

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>>384468558

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>>384468558
Nintendo actually likes money, and knows how to acquire it.

>>384468731
Feminists are already in Treehouse that's why.

>>384469336
>>384472079
They're complaining about it BECAUSE it's gone in the ENG version, not because it's there.

braap

>>384472329
I don't understand why having ass shots of Samus, Twintelle, and Zelda are okay but having boob shots of Pyra aren't.

>>384472445
stop.

>>384471450
Never, since Nintendo likes to hide their lore within their games. They never outright tell the stories. You have to earn them in-game.

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>>384468558

>>384472571
they just released a bunch of pokemon lore on the japanese website- it's a discussion table between a hex maniac, a skeptical professor and an archaelogist discussing space, ghosts, aliens and shit.

http://www.pokemon.jp/special/mystery/

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>>384471079
>unironic use of plebbit spacing

>>384468558
HOLY SHIT

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>>384472541
Samus can't show cleavages so they emphasise on the ass, Same goes with the current Bayo. SFV overplayed their THICC card hence it got picked by the SJW's Radar.

>>384473210
>plebbit spacing meme
you need to stop

>>384473340
you need to fuck off.

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Haha

>>384471450
>Any attempt to understand them has been thwarted by an invisible force.
In short never

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>>384473340
You need to check your grammar.

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>>384474843

>>384475051
little tom is savage

>>384468686
Then why didn't they post furshit for Star Fox Zero?

>>384476606
>Star Fox
who?

>>384474843
>offensive to African Americans

What the fuck are niggers called in other countries?

>>384476832
Black.

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>>384468558
>It smells high class

>>384476832
blacks

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>>384468558
BRAPPPPPPPPPPPPP

>>384476832
Blacks.

>>384477196
There is absolutely nothing you can do to convince me that he didn't sniff that chair.

I used to live with the most fedoralard autist and that kind of shit was so fucking normal for me.

>Invite over the girl I'm seeing who he has a crush on
>We're cuddling on the couch watching a scary movie
>Fedoralard can't tell the mood and wants to watch too
>"y-y-yeah she was only cuddling you because you were closer"
>We went to bed and he threw a fit because I took "a lady" into my room

Denser than a neutron star, that one

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>>384477567
i keked at the story, have a webm

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>>384477567
>he says on 4chan

>>384477827
whats her name

>>384477827
I've got plenty more about him honestly, long story short he got so upset about me screwing her he pulled a gun on me and I got him thrown out of my house with a restraining order slapped on him. Never trust neckbeards.

>>384477837
>le xD 4chinz is only 4 da NERDZ
I've been here for over ten years since I decided to trace back all the shit gaia was stealing for YLYL threads to /b/. If anything, I'm more concerned about the literal hours a day I spent on Gaia compared to a hour or two of browsing /v/ on the shitter.

>>384468558
This can't be real

>>384474843
>edgy kids with anime pics

So the meme is real?

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>>384478062
>I've been here for over ten years

and that my friends is how you spot a newfag

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>>384478024
it's Ai!
>>384478062
sounds like a real fag, did he browse leddit or vee

>>384478170
Worse, 9gag and funnyjunk

He was a firm believe in HACKERS ON STEROIDS

>>384478276
>he didn't blow up his van

>>384477567
I have one of those stories
>have a friend who is a really nice guy but he's extremely autistic and insecure
>is a friend of a qt I was dating but things didn't end well between us
>one day my friend messages me and tells me he's in her apartment and that if I want to come by
>bueno
>we have some drinks, talk a little, decide to put on a movie
>dude doesn't get what "netflix & chill" means or he's just frustrated because qt just used him to get me to see her
>qt and I are making out, humping each other beneath the sheets
>movie ends
>friend still doesn't get it, stays still in the other corner of the sofa
>things get awkward, qt tells us to leave

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>>384477827

Who dis braapcutie?

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>>384478564
I've told this story a couple times on here and if you're in a certain discord I told this again last night but it basically went something like this

>I'm very keen on the kind of shit women pull due to mostly having women in my family
>Realize she's only trying to use me for money and a roof over her head, kick the bitch out
>He takes her in instead and lets her come back into our house
>He pays for literally everything, stops helping me out with the house to pay all of her bills and buy her everything she wants
>He literally does not fucking understand he is being used
>I STILL end up fucking her on the side almost every night
>He eventually snaps and threatens me with a gun
>To add insult to injury she leaves, and leaves him a note more or less saying "aahahahaha faggot thanks for the shit what a loser"

S L I M M T H I C C B R A A A P

>>384479057
Goddamn it.
Sexually starved betas are literally the downfall of civilization.

Does anyone even care about ARMS anymore?

>>384479195
That's what cracks me up about this whole thing, some 300 lb neckbeard who wore nothing but mountain dew shirts, had six different colors of fedora, and wore a trenchcoat in the summer thought that he had a chance with a sexy Chinese girl getting rammed by a Chad Rabbit every night for like half a year

>>384479372
I do, I fucking love that game

>>384479372
They care about FARTS mostly

>>384479372
Yes, online is still active, they're still making updates and the twitter account keeps posting lore like >>384471389

>>384473340
Nigger that was actual reddit spacing though

High clASS

>>384477837
>MUH SEKRET KLUBB

>>384468558
Nintendies confirmed for footfags and assfags

>>384468985

like expensive bodywash with a slight hint of ass

>>384473340
You need to stop this bastardization of paragraphs/double spacing.

you would sniff twintelle's braps don't lie to yourself

>>384479418
The hell's a rabbit? Besides the obvious. Unless it is the obvious, in which case, "what the fuck?!"

>>384477827
code?

im assuming its gravure but my dick still needs it

>>384468558
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAP.

>>384476832
African-Canadians, African-Italians, African-Somalians, etc

>>384468558
>WHERE'S HER BURKA

Slow down Ahmed. Take a deep breath.

>>384479372
me

>>384468558
I WANT TO SMELL TWINTELLE'S HIGH CLASS BRAPS

>you will never have Twintelle step on your crotch with her high heels

Why live?

>>384479372
After they added Max Brass I got way into it again, it takes second to find matches ranked and party, it's pretty fun

>>384471450
An interview with Yabuki says he's aware of people asking for more story in the game.

His response was that he wants to tell the game's story through multiple outlets, though he is considering potential story content for the game IIRC.

My guess is he saw what Blizzard was doing with Overwatch (3D shorts, comics, 2D shorts, social media reveals, small teases in the level design, etc.) and was trying to emulate that.

>>384476606
Less wide-appealing, also Japan (i.e. Nintendo's main target) prefers their bug-eyed "humans".

>>384483156
as a leaf, we call them nigger. or we woul, if they existed in my 98.5% white city (that 1.5% is a bunch first nation and some asians )

Mmmm... Quite pungent indeed.. May I have another, m'lady?

>>384471650
>Another case of "parice is frannc hurr durr"

>>384485924
spotted the frog.

>>384486050
The provincial frog, merci.

>>384484457
I bet they smell slightly of rose

>>384474843
Friendly reminder that people who use anime avatars ironically or unironically, especially on social media like Twitter, are cancer and the only people who defend it use anime avatars themselves.

>>384486129
can you guys nuke paris already? Too much muslims/african trash to save it, at this point

>>384486270
The only one who can nuke Savannahpolis is our huge black dick sucker gerontophile faggot of president, so no.

Sorry.

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i had this thought today: why is the US so concerned with allying with europe??? europe is going full cuck mode and leddit is raging that the US is having meetings with russia? why SHOULDN'T the west meet with russia/china/japan/korea? FUCK europe and their degradation of culture, they're not the same as they used to be

>>384479705
>implying that's not the patrician combo
Reminder that tits are just fake asses.

>>384486772
>t. yok-kim-soo

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>>384486839

>>384486772
it really makes you think about how (((public opinion))) is (((shaped)))

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>>384486870
t. minhee
>>384487015
it's the same everywhere...

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>nintendo has become the most lewd of the three big companies

Best Timeline

rated e for everyone btw

>>384478107
It's pretty specific too, ones with female anime characters, especially the more moe it is, the edgier the tweeter.

>>384487175
Animeposters on /v/ are just as bad.

Microsoft and Sony: "Let's use our video games for cringe virtue signaling nobody asked for.".

Nintendo: "Here is Twintelle's fashion line. Now shut up and give us your money."

>>384479195
downfall of civilization here, sorry that you hate me so much

>>384479057
You sound like someone who should not be posting here

Seriously

>>384486968
Brapfags BTFO

>>384486268
>having social media like Twitter in first place.

>>384469297
haha

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>nintendo lewd thread turns into idolposting and /r9k/ dick flexing normieposting

Holy FUCK /v/ is shit

>>384487118
We already proved that this isn't cunny, but rather the seams of the pants. I know. It's depressing, but you gotta accept it.

>>384487557
>he's never heard of farting breasts

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>>384486968
>Iceland

>>384487641
Then leave.

>>384474843
i love getting re-confirmation that all the racists on here are just edgy literal children

>>384487659
>but rather the seams of the pants
And where is the seam riding up anon?

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>>384486772
You complain about Europe going full cuck mode then recommend we buddy up with Korea, who drank the Kool-Aid so fucking hard there's a feminist cult who can actually sway the government and they just had to impeach their president who not only was also a feminist but also a fucking cultist. Stop thinking with your dick, especially over girls who are literally RAISED AND GROOMED TO MAKE YOU THINK WITH YOUR DICK! South Korea literally banned pornography so they could control horny virgins like you with idols.

>>384487914
How is that confirmation? Some kid on the internet said a racist thing so every racist in the world must be like him as well? Sounds like confirmation bias.

>>384468731
There's a whole world outside of your room anon. Try going outside sometime.

>>384487914
didn't know my racist grandpa was secretly a child shitposting on twitter, now I know thanks.

>>384488030
Way to fuck up that image, dude.

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>>384488030
>oh nooo they have hot girls and play a lot of broodwar, whatever will we do

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>>384488316
This one's in fairly higher quality and still gets the point across.

>>384487943
We know you are desperate, but please.

>>384488467
You should have probably just kept them separate.

>>384478107
Yes. Thank god they only like low tier moe garbage.

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>>384488465
>Ban pornography
>Breed girls and give them plastic surgery to make them look good for your weeny
>Ban porn so you can't fap to something else and get control of your life
>BUT IT'S OKAY CUZ THEY'RE ASIAN
Justify pic related to me. Tell me exactly how Europe is "cucked" by comparison. And you can't use "BUT THE GIRLS MAKE MY PEEPEE HARD!" because we already know that's to control you. If all you care about is if a girl is attractive to you, then you shouldn't be making any opinions on politics.

>>384487659
>seam
Hang on are you talking about the ''slit''? I didn't even notice that before.

People are talking about the cameltoe-shape it seems to form below that.

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>>384488723
>ban porn
ok
>breed girls to make them look good
ok
>can't fap so i can't live my life
what???????????

dude, who gives a fuck if they "LE CONTROL ME," their girls are hot as fuck and they're good at games that i like, what more do i want from life?

>>384488976
>their girls are hot as fuck and they're good at games that i like, what more do i want from life?
And as I said, if all you care about is if a girl makes you aroused, then you shouldn't be spouting stupid opinions on politics. South Korea is just Asian Germany, hell probably a little worse given Germany's feminist groups don't completely dominate the country and don't spread around snuff porn of male infants.

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>>384489108
>if you're not incentived by the same things that i am, then you can't have an opinion on politics
fuck off dude, that is absolute bullshit.

>>384488976
Why are all of those girls wearing diabetes socks

>>384489313
>DUDE LMAO WE SHOULD ALLY WITH KOREA FUCK EUROPE
>Korea is maybe the second worst option possible based on the actual current political climate they're in and the problems they'll be facing for the next 10-20 years
>BUT DUDE CUTE GIRLS
If the only thinking you can do about politics is with your lower head, it's perfectly reasonable to say your opinion is worthless.

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>>384489523
nah it's not. the world would be a much better place if we only had cute girls. just look at isis and the other islamic states, maybe if they would stop covering up all their girls and holding out on the west then we could get along better. instead they're selfish and retarded wars start.

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>>384488723
>all i wanted was just playing vidya

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>>384468558
I don't see the surprise.
I mean Twintelle is basically a brown Bayonetta; and she had plenty of focus on her ass.

>>384476832

Criminals.

>>384488030
Koreaboos are far more delusional than normal weebs.

>>384485420
All they really need is some kind of story set up, maybe a rival battle, and a proper ending for each character in GP mode. It could all be just static pictures and text too.

>>384486268

Daily reminder that social media itself is cancer, and complaining about the aesthetics of someone's fucking avatar on it is like two degenerate scat-fetishists scuba-diving in a septic tank while one of them berates the other for having an unfashionable hat.

>>384488030

>take a screenshot of text
>compress it so hard the text is illegible

Who is the fucking idiot that made this image?

>>384490941
>illegible
Looks like it's time to get glasses, gramps.

>>384468731
Look at them replies! Congrats anon, you did it. Yaaaaaay! :DDDD

>>384477567
If you watch the whole video he was actually picking something up.

>>384476832
Black.

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What do we all think of ARMS, by the way? I think it's a good game but it feels very empty. I feel like they should've copied Overwatch and added loot boxes and stuff, would've made the game feel more a little more alive.

>>384494457
>and added loot boxes and stuff,
NO
GOD
NO PLEASE
NO MORE OF THESE FUCKING THINGS INVADING MY VIDEOGAMES

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>>384494557
I hear you, but if there's any game that needs loot boxes it's this one. The game just needs more shit in it.

>>384468558
Braaap