ITT: Games that are too hard for /v/

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>A remake that fucked up the hitboxes and platforming of Crash Bandicoot
>Hard instead of just broken
Defending the Crash remake is some marketer tier shit. Especially considering this boards tendency to drop remakes over little shit exactly like this.

Fuck the crash remake nigga

>>384468339
mad cuz bad

>>384468431
Did your coworker tell you saying that would make you blend in?

>>384468339
>fucked up
They're different but not bad. Either you need to actually play the game instead of regurgitating memes or you need to git gud.

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>>384468829
>They're different but not bad
>Falling back on "git gud" like people on this board actually say that anymore
Same response, VERBATIM, every fucking thread.

Either this game is being marketed or Crash's seemingly large presence on /v/ is getting perpetrated by like 10ish posters.

>>384469041
Not an argument.

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>>384468339

Yeah, I feel like I fell for the subtle hype Crash was getting on this board. V kinda went all in so it was either activision cod cocksuckers, or sony fanbois and muh exclusives.

>>384469235
I'm not arguing with somebody who's not an actual poster on this board. Fuck off and shill your broken remake on a different website. Neogaf's probably perfect for you

>>384469531
Not an argument.

>>384468217
AKA: OP spent money on it but couldn't beat it so now he is trying to pretend that /v/ can't beat this beyond easy video game.

>>384469384
>Full refund for not liking the game
Damn, I hate independently owned GameStops. The game could be on fire and they won't give back your money.

>>384468217
Dark souls 3

>muh poise

How retarded do you have to be to not be able to adapt to the most balanced meta of all of soulsborne?

/v/ sucks at video games and any game that has some actually difficult platforming reminds them that they're not children so they have no excuse to suck beyond the fact that they just are not good at difficult games. I don't even play Crash or own a PS4, but this is undeniably true.
>M-m-muh hitbox :(((((
Get fucking good you scrubs. Difficult means difficult, not "I can do it no problem but I might make a mistake here or there."

>>384469707
Judging by the responses itt, seems like a lot of /v/ couldn't beat it either.

>>384470086

>Cant make the slightest of adjustment while preparing to jump from a box.

>mad cuz bad

Is this what the paid Activision shills are pushing in the board room? Trying to shame people into going back out and buying their game again. Sorry, fix the broken, shitty, stiff as fuck delayed jumping.

>>384468339
>muh hitbox

Meanwhile I had exactly ZERO problems with it in the game. You're just mad because you lack gaming skills, buddy.