Post vidya characters who are legitimately completely stupid.

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But it's okay because she does her very best.

cirno is not stupid

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>>384453905
She is actually and literally retarded for most of the game. You learn to love her though.

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>>384453905
Cirno's stupidity is mostly fandom.

>>384453971
I'll fucking fight you. The only reason she's not knowlegeable is because no one bothered to teach her. She's a fucking genius.

>>384454271
>If by any chance Cirno should attack, just start to talk calmly about anything, and when she shows interest it is a good time to ask her a riddle.

>When you do that, she will start to think of the answer, and that is a good opportunity to escape.

> No matter how simple the question, she can certainly not answer it.

>>384454457
Why do that when you can just blast her with danmaku and earn your first extra life?

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>Emotionally retarded
>Spends half of XIII verbally and physically lashing out at everyone
>Can only get attached to an equally emotionally retarded 14 year old
>Freaks out at the meer mention of PSI-COM and splits the group up, forcing the player to go through 10 hours of boring bullshit when, if they had just stuck around, Fang and Vanille would've been reunited and the fucking story could've just skipped ahead to Chapter 9.
>Spends second half of game making stupid one-liners and speeches that literally nobody in-game actually listens to
>Does absolutely nothing in the finale. Just floats there like a gibbon while Fang and Vanille have to Deus Ex Machina a way to save the day
>Fucks up so completely and utterly in her 10-minute cameo in XIII-2 that God wakes up and goes "What the fuck is this shit?"

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>>384454567
For some reason I find Lightning really cute when I just think of it all as her maybe having autism.

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>>384453905
>Think Ray is supposed to be the token Joke character
>This pretentious asshole shows up, says he's the top of his class
>That first testimony
>Previous games Joke character shows up later and mocks him.

most of the Danganronpa cast are fucking Rain Men.

>>384454913
He's the best.

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>>384454910

>>384454984
Yes

>>384455005
Agreed, dumbass bitch shoulda gotten a breast reduction pronto

>>384453905
what are 3D drawings?

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>>384453905
Group of cliches and anime rejects.
Still love the fights themselves though.

>>384455005
Maybe not completely stupid but she is completely clueless.

>>384455061
3D models are drawn. That's the term artists use.

dumb girls are my fetish

>>384454457
>a thing that was created due to ZUN getting influenced by the fandom
He later admitted that cirnos stupidity became a thing because the fandom made that a meme. He also regret that Canon decision.
The weird thing is, Cirno can read and do simple math, which other lesser youkais can't do. It's really inconsistent with how she is portrayed

>>384454913
>he is also the best character with an emotional development arc
Debeste

>>384455436
Something about their straightforwardness is charming.

>>384455436
Because you're an inexperienced beta and they're less intimidating.

>>384453971
still smarter than corrin, eirika, and celica

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>>384455061
Between her and Touka, I'm pretty sure all the females of their kind are mildly retarded.

>>384455553
>He later admitted that cirnos stupidity became a thing because the fandom made that a meme. He also regret that Canon decision.
[citation needed]

>>384455737
>>384455689
little of column A etc.

>>384453905
Yeah that streamer is fucking dumb

>>384455436
You should play Soul Nomad.
Danette was made for you.

>>384455085
King Mickey is the best anime reject.

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Well it isn't me, I'm at least 1200% sure of it! Its probably Mondo but don't tell him I said that, okay?

>>384457668
kinda expected his burger plot to go somewhere desu.

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whoa...

Simon from Soma. I don't have any pictures of that idiot, so someone else will have to post one. He's the only videogame character that could utter a line as stupid as "How big can this ocean be?". And that's just the start of it.

>>384454910

She's not autistic she's just written by Japs.

>>384457726
>only realizes whats going on a few days in
>that prediction
>that burger
>she's a ghost I know she is!
that speech when he regains hope
Yasuhiro is the gift that keeps on giving.

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HEY, JOKER, WE SHOULD TOTALLY MEET UP TO TALK ABOUT THE NEXT THING WE'LL DO AS THE PHANTOM THIEVES!
DID I MENTION HOW WE'RE THE PHANTOM THIEVES?
MAYBE I DIDN'T SAY IT LOUD ENOUGH!
PHANTOM THIEVES!

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I don't know if these retards genuinely are aware of what they're conjuring.

>summon Kyogre/Groudon
>immediately piss their pants and leave it to the 10 yo

They probably escaped some mental hospital.

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>>384458418
Ha! They are like small baby, here character who so retarded it ruin game and leave shit taste in mouth.

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>>384453905
This fucker. In one mission he googles how to cook meth and then he gives you the order in which to put the ingredients. The thing is he keeps forgetting the order of three ingredients every single time you do the cooking.

The whole Payday gang is pretty retarded to be honest, they always have to wait for their escape van/helicopter for fucking ages because they can't time anything properly. Also they usually forget to bring their most important tools for the heists, like the big drills they are going to need etc. Instead they prefer waiting for a helicopter to drop it for them

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>>384456795
He should play Soul Nomad in general. All of you should.

>>384458409
Hell, every one of the PT that wasn't Joker was a complete moron, Ryuji and Morgana were just the loudest.

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>>384455005
You looking for a fight you worthless piece of trash?

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HOW DO I KNOW I CAN TRUST YOU?

Not enough games let you play as dumb meatheads that only really know how to follow orders.

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>>384458815
>Alright foks it seems we need caustic oda for this one
First time i had done that heist
My teammates just beat the crap out of me after that

>>384461484
Do NOT bully Mercedes

>>384461878
>tries to fight a knight with a rapier

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>>384461921
her physical stats are higher than his in the programming

>>384457794
It's not his fault Cortex scrambled his brain.

>>384453905
Well you ARE a 2D drawing

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>>384461878
She was pretty stupid for thinking that she could do a man's job. Should've known her place(The kitchen).

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>>384453905
A literal birdbrain.

>>384453971
Delete this

>>384454176
Some say she's still digging to this very day.

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>had sex a grand total of 3 times with 2 different women

>still masturbate to chinese pictographs

i regret nothing

also Goro from purseowner 5 is a legitimate retard

>>384462031
>I've read that doujin

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>>384453905

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>>384463868
We all have, no shame in that pal
Pretty sure half of /jp/ prays to it even
>>384463542
Big sister is a bit slower that that raven

>>384463868
That doujin had the best kind of Reimu. Makes me want to see sequels of her fugging different 2hus in their respective games.

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>>384464035
Marisa is the best 2hu. This is objective fact and I literally cannot be proven wrong.

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>>384464219
No, she sux

>>384463868
oh fuck, i think i remember from the art style

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>>384464287
You suck.

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>>384464287
What's the deal between her and that Manly man From Kourindou?

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>>384464478
no u

>>384464483
She's her personal cum dump

>>384458608
Never understood what was so bad about Zin

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>>384464557
Heh. Whatever, kid. Better luck next time.

>>384453905
God damn it Cirno.
Back in 2005 when I was playing World of warcraft, all the normies were spamming about their IRL gfs.
I thought it sounded stupid but I figured I'd give it a try.
Hooked up with a random girl from my city, had a thing for a month
It was boring! I would rather be playing World of Warcraft.

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>>384464721
Mind you that was 2005.
I got pissy at WoW when Wrath of the Lich King came out with the retard finder (looking for dungeon tool), stayed until Cata, Cata was trash, Left WoW, never went back.

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>>384464792
Jokes on you kiddo. That's my 2nd favorite fetish next to ryona.

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>>384464721
>Getting a GF
Jesus what are you? some kind of faggot?
but dont worry now, you dodged a bullet there
you'll become a Wizard in no time

>>384464918
>Marisafag is into vore
Not surprised desu

>>384464953
Wizardry is forever closed to me.
and yes I am a faggot. But I'm only gay for masculine vaginas.

>>384464721
The fuck is wrong with you, anon? Good thing you came to your senses. You almost missed out on magical powers.

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>>384453905
braindead, just like their fanbase

>>384464557
Reimu already got Rinnosuke castrated for going too near to Marisa though.

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>>384465063
Excelent taste
Would you rather have a Dragon or a Oni as your big sis?

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>>384465059
Marisa is so perfect that any fetish is great when it happens to her. Like full finger lock hand holding in public view.

>>384465091
>Implying he didn't permanently fuck up

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>>384465063
>Wizardry is forever closed to me
Fuck off.

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>>384465290
Oni for Onee.

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>>384465292
Holy fuck anon, You can Be a Degenerate in your free time sure why not
But dont bring the thief along for the ride

How many marisafags are there? is it epidemic?

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>>384465714
Some people have shit Taste, Nothing you can do about it
For me, This Handsome Devil will allways be in my heart

>>384465860
That's gay my dude.

>>384465485
I'm going to take Marisa to the same place as our first date for a romantic and emotionally meaningful evening. Then get on one knee and propose marriage to her in full public view of everyone as I refer to her by her first name. We'll have a traditional wedding in a church and then go home as newlyweds so we can have lights off, undercover, missionary position sex for the sole purpose of procreation. Lovingly interlocking hands the whole time. And there's nothing you can do about it.

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>>384465932
Just look at Him, Those Pretty eyes, Strong Manly Arms to hug you close And carry you trough the Night, Those Sweet as honey lips
Besides it's not gay if you swallow

>>384465292
Any fetish?
Well you already mentioned vore, so let's see what other autistic shit /d/ has in store.
Wait, first the stuff you can't post on /d/
Loli
Furry
Pone
And now let's go down the list of autism on /d/
Futa
Vore
Giantess
Petplay
Body odor
Amputees
Feet
Blueberry inflation
Unwilling TF
Fat
Slavery
Diapers
Parasitic organisms
Public use

There's bound to be something gross there.
Hang on.
The Gentle Femdom / Role Reversal thread got banned again?
Why's that fetish get banned, it's nothing unusual compared to the rest of /d/.

>>384466121
>lights off missionary
Lights on cowgirl imo.

>>384466125
On a more serious note, is this a case of "draw a boy, call it a girl?"
If you're such a fan, can you post the original ZUN portrait of mr. Nightbug? I've never seen it.

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>>384463757
please leave and never come back, reddit

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>my cute intellectual rapist can't possibly be this much of a dummy

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>>384466293
MODS, Please Show these Savages the exit

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>>384453905

>>384466467
More clearly a girl. I'm not really in doubt here, although I can see where the whole reverse-trap thing is coming from.

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I love him as a character, but he makes some seriously stupid decisions in the game.

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>>384466467
That feel when you will never shove tiny 2hu down your pants and feel her wriggle.

>>384466712
fuck you, he made some tough choices given the desperation of the circumstances. The Pillar of Autumn never stood a chance and it's crew was sentenced to death ever since their jump from Reach

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The Emperor's avenging sons might have a lot of muscles and plot armor but they constantly make some stupid ass decisions.

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>>384466728
Do Not Bully the Tiny Fun Sized 2hu

>>384466871
Don't get me wrong, he's an excellent pilot whom got extremely lucky on multiple occasions. But the actions he took on Halo were completely reckless given their opponent and the environment they were on. Don't even get me started on his logic with sending nearly EVERY Spartan II down the surface of a planet that was definitely going to be glassed.

Cirno is the strongest

>>384467012
I can't talk about the book, but on Halo it was a complete do or die situation where they were probably already dead. Already being outclassed in firepower and sheer numbers, the covenant had the advantage of playing defensively and slowly wiping the humans off at their leisure, and the covenant were threatening to activate a doomsday device in only a matter of time. Cortana already said in level 4, that the covenant are extremely familiar with the forerunner technology, so the time of just translating what they get their hands on was too fast. He was on an extremely short clock and an inevitability as soon as the game started. He wasn't waging a war, but trying to maximize the damage of the short time humans would be on the rings and the limited intel the had.

wch 2hu wud u fuk

>>384463417
No her place is on my penis.

>>384467450
No, spear heading an attack on an unknown location that "might" be a weapon cache is completely reckless, his rank and lack of ground battle experience should put him at home base coordinating guerilla tactics with the resources he had, not going out leading charges against an overpowering opponent. And he was wrong, because he died and almost disclosed our homeworld to a rampaging parasite.

>I can't talk about the book
Haven't read it I presume?

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>>384467513
Lambdadelta

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>>384453905
Dumb as a fucking brick.

>>384461335
>Ryuji and Morgana were just the loudest.
How does Morgana even count? He's a fucking cat. All normal people hear when he talks is "meow."

Tiny Tiger?

>>384463542
Ravens are smart tho

>>384467686

well considering all of Halo is a weapon, "weapon cache" may hint at a backdoor to weaponizing halo's defenses. Imagine the humans having to fight both coves and sentinels the entire time. It's not something they can give up so easily and because of how stacked the deck is against them. Keys moving with the group is just how desperate they are. They're already spread thin fighting both for the control room and the beach head, there wasn't much to spare before they speared the attack on level 5.
>Haven't read it I presume?
nope. I liked the game, the deepest lore isn't much my concern. Most of the story is surrounding a guy who never dies, and all the marines are pretty much guaranteed to die like squishy red shirts, even though I loved them.

>>384469018
She's only smart in stuff about nuclear physics since she dumped all of her stat points there but aside from that, she's dumb.

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this bitch, and her dumbass smile.

>>384455553
never heard this before. are you sure you're not just pulling that out of your ass to defend yourself?