30 HOURS UNTIL SPLATOON 2

I wonder if the servers might go up earlier than that.

I'm so glad pearl is going to lose every splatfest.
She was created to be bullied

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>>384454150
They already are up.
There have been people posting videos on youtube.

Lucky bastards, fucking Amazon.

>>384454223
>ice cream fags still think they won

Splatoon is for pedos

>>384454223
Already won Rock.

>>384454272
Really? Fuck.

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>>384452973
>tfw I thought my copy would arrive before launch day
>just discovered it won't ship until the 21st instead
GOD
FUCKING
DAMMIT

>>384452973
i dont understand if i want this game or not. i feel it's for fucking children

>>384452973
I hope all 12 people who are buying this game enjoy it.

>>384454589
It's for shooting ink and squids. You don't fuck any children in the game.

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I though about getting this and a switch because of all the hype and then I though: I'm a big man, I've got big dick and I do big things. Little games for little effeminate man-children is beneath me.

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Hello, /v/. I bring disappointment.

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>>384454838
t.

>>384454838
I'm probably much bigger in all those ways and I fucking love Splatoon.
You're just a bitch nigga who worries about bitch nigga things and would probably vote Marina.

>>384454539
at least you have a switch....Fucking hell i ordered my copy just cause i could get it for 47 bucks instead of sixty. But god damn does the real struggle start now that i need to fucking find a switch that is not stupidly over priced.

>>384452973
I don't even play the game, won't for a while.
But I thought I'd hop in this thread and tell you that squid is disgusting, hideous, and the most ugliest piece of shit I have ever seen in a nintendo videogame

>play switch near my friend
>disconnects his mobile

>hey wait a minute

play switch in public start disconnecting everyones phone calls.

Did Nintendo anticipate this?

bet you niggas didn't know about this

>>384452973
fucking trash for trashy kids

>>384455316
What even?

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Convince me on why I should spend $48 on this game

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>>384455064
>probably

>>384455621
No

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>>384452973
>tfw too ashamed to go to gameshop to buy a game LITERALLY designed for toddlers.

>>384454873
Blaster at lvl 5. I'm set.

Pearl is a beautiful woman

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>>384456114

>>384452973
what the fuck is wrong with her teeth?
they look like bare gums with some malformed pointy single front tooth that has not yet emerged

>>384456114

I bet you fap to retarded downies you fucking sicko

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>>384456554

its called a squid beak dummy

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>>384456043
>designed for toddlers.
ESRB

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>>384456114
Don't lie to yourself, anon.

>>384456114
5head

FUCK I THOUGHT IT CAME OUT ON THE 20TH

I was getting hyped to download it tonight at midnight, but that's tomorrow night ;_;

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WOOMY

I'm playing Gati Match and I keep getting griefers on my team, how the fuck am I supposed to hit S like this?

HA! I get it in like 7 hours.

But without anyone else to play with, it'll just be the single player, I guess.

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>>384452973
Look what I just got /v/

Not a reviewer btw.

>>384454838
Whatever.

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>>384452973

>people fap to these ugly things

>>384456620
Looks like a parrot trapped in an albino's butt hole.

>>384457596
...Could you be a reviewer? Tell us about how the Singleplayer actually is?

>>384457596
And a Jap one at that, did you raid a supply truck in the deepest night?

>>384457985
My local game store got them this morning. Dunno how they managed to do that.
They also have the EU copies but I decided to get the Jp copy.

>>384457830
What do you want to know?
Haven't played the first game so I can't compare them.

>>384458594
How does the cartridge taste? How does it feel when you slide it into your anus?

>>384454873

Where's N'ZAP 89?

>>384456043

Pretend you're buying it for a nephew.

>>384454873
>No sloshing machine
This is a sad day

>>384458594
Do you have the Callie and Marie amiibo anon? Could you please tell us what they do?

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>>384459756
Callie and Marie amiibos are unusable.
They are probably story-locked.

Very rough translation cause I want to get back to the game asap.

>Yahoo~ I'm Marie
>I'm quite busy atm
>I will meet you again after I get things settled down.
>Bye~

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>>384459910
>This is Callie!
>I can't come here now because I went to a place really far away from here.
>I don't know how long it will take but I hope we will meet again! Bye!

>>384454272
POST ALL YOUR UGLY PEARLS

>>384459989
Finish fast anon, release the spoiler we all need.

>>384456043
Amazon

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do you want some bbs?

>>384461608
that's bbsf

>>384460024
Impossible request. Pearl can only be cute!

>>384456043
Grow a pair