>A pub teammate sends you a friend request after you win

Accept it if you find them to be okay.
One thing's for sure I ain't gonna send a request to them.

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>he says he thought your voice was cute last match

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>a random medic on your team joins your squad
>playing very well, reviving eachother, end up both with 10kd
>says gg wp
>next match on my team again
>happens again, amazing kd and teamwork out of the blue
>send him a friend request
>he accepts
>we keep playing together dumpstering randoms

Happened 30 minutes ago, I just made a friend ^__^

>>384451185
>playing game
>use mic
>OMG Anon, are you a girl?
>get showered in friend requests after the game

>>384451736
I thought maybe it'd stop happening as I got older, but it didn't...

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>>384451804
In fact, it just got worse...
People say I have the soft voice of a 30 year old woman.
Some of my friends call me mommy when we play, especially when I play games where there's a medic/healer class which is my favorite.

I love hearing "Thanks mom" whenever I heal someone

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>>384450740

>Sawako figures out how to use her cell phone

>>384451871
I used to lead a guild, everyone in it called me mom and came to me about their problems. It was weird, I'm usually a quiet sort of person and keep to myself and whatnot.

>>384450740
>you play next game with him
>you did average this time
>wow dude u suck
>u got unfriended

Never again.

>>384451921
Not videogames, weeb.

There's a containment board for stuff like this.

>>384451983
In my group there used to be a girl that played with us and she would always say I was super cute and that she loved my voice and would jokingly call me sister.
Whenever I joined voice she'd gleefully greet me. >_<

>>384450740
>send friend requests after a win
>no one accepts

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>Accept friend request
>He constantly wants to talk or play

>>384453192
If you didn't chat in text or on mic along with being enjoyable to talk to, frick off.

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>>384450740
>don't accept it becuase I'm actually shit and don't want to disappoint them

>>384451983
>started ironically saying sweetie, deary and such because of sweetie drumpfy shitposting
>people start talking to me like that unironically
>probably think I'm a girl or a giant homo

I am not in the mood for erp right now so have a report instead.

>accept random friend request
>they want to watch anime together
>actually pretty entertaining and had a good time

Neat. I wish I could meet more people who aren't stupid ERPers.

>>384450740
>accept friend request
>never talk to each other again
>after some time either i remove him or he removes me from his friend list
uh whatever

>>384453626
What anime faggot

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>hey anon ur rly gud come join our guild
>"sure, ill check it out I guess"
>Im the oldest person there by about 15 years

>>384453626
>they want to watch anime together
what does this mean

you invited a stranger over to your house to watch anime?

>>384453869
Overlord

>>384454025
No, you can watch it in sync.

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>>384450740
>hit decline because it's probably a thirsty orbiter

Black man here

you white boys are sissies
add them and talk to them you faggots it ain't that hard

>>384453813
FINDS A WAY

>"add me if you want to see my dick" over voice chat
>You have one new notification!

>>384454212
nigger

>>384450740
I just decline them all because I don't know them. I don't need more "friends"

>>384454212
But I only have interest in talking to black girls.

Bitches are all over big white cock like you wouldn't believe.

>>384451871
Vocaroo?
Uhh for research purposes of course. Haha

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>>384454212
black girl here. you're trying way too hard

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>>384450740
>tfw the team compliments your excellent healing service

>>384454392
I always send my dick to healers with anime avatars as a reward for sticking with me

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>add someone from /v/
>He keeps trying to erp with me over the course of a few weeks
>He wants it to be NTR
>remove him

>>384454097
>>384454212
>using freakshow 4chan to make generalizations

You really are a stupid nigger aren't you?

>>384451871
You and me should play video games together in a platonic friendship sort of way

>>384454212
DAMN NIGGER

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Where are all the girly-sounding sissyboys when I play games?
I only ever hear angry guys in their 20s who definitely wouldn't suck my dick if I asked them to

Unless you're all LYING about having effeminate voices

>>384454687
Fuck off faglord.

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>>384450740
>reject
>ignore user

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>>384450740
>Show off when playing with random people
>Get friend requests
>Decline them all and log out
Or even worse
>Meet some of those people again
>Fail at most basic things and drop my spaghetti so fucking hard i pull the plug

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>add someone after a match
>tell him he's good at the game and I want to practice with him to get better
>"fuck off faggot you're shit"

oh...

>>384454687
GM of my guild has the voice of a 12 year old girl
I sometimes have to marturbate after we finish raiding

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>>384454516
that's really lewd. Healers don't need that kind of reward!

>>384454964
You should tell him you do that

>>384455053
But thats gay

>>384455096
What if he's glad to hear it? He could be flattered

>>384455104
I wish it were that easy, anon. I really do.

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>>384453256
>Every time I log in I get whisper from some random that added me ages ago asking shit like "how you been friend" "hows it goin mate" etc
What the fuck is wrong with those people

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>"Hey add me on bnet"

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>>384450740
>adding friends
>ever

>>384455341
>>384453256
What's the point of adding poeple then you fucking idiots?

>>384455337
Sorry I don't talk to thirsty fucbois

>>384455337
What happens in here...

>>384455487
epeen of course
people only add you when you've impressed them, the more friends you have, the more followers you've obtained through domination

>>384455548
>th-this_isnt_video_games.jpg

>>384455617
>>384455620
Really... how many people, i'm intersted but nervous!!w

>>384455548
degeneracy

>>384455659
You should ditch those losers and come hang out with me instead

>>384455686
Wh-where do you want to hang out

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>>384455620

>>384455487
To play videogames with them

>>384455740
My house. I've got video games and a dog and a bedroom and everything.

>>384451871
vocaroo or gtfo

>>384455794
I'll be right over!

>>384451871
I'm so emotionally dead to other people in games that people have started calling me 'Dad'. It's not my goddamn fault I sound like I've smoked a pack a day for ten years.

Shit sucks because all fags want is to play with me.

Its fucking turbo awkward for someone to go 'Sorry Dad' when they screw up a shot I call.

/swbg/ - Sissy White Boy General

>>384455875
We'll sit on the couch and play scary video games and when you get scared you'll immediately jump into my lap.

>>384455959
It's not my fault I'm skinny and tiny...

>>384456003
Eep! I'm really bad with scary games, the first thing will jump me

>stutterposting
Fuck off.

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>>384456012
It is your fault, stupid sissy

>>384456120
Don't worry, we won't be playing for long.

>it's a homo with anime avatar spouting /v/ and kekistani memes

He wants you to carry his ass, the fucking shitter

>>384456012
Maybe if you ate more and worked out, fagboy

>get friend request
>just accept it
>surprise
>it goes nowhere
I can't put in the effort anymore

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it's a shame the support classes have been tarnished with this sissyboy healslut meme. it's tons of fun when you play with a proper support, always complaining with good reason about the incompetence of the team and generally just having fun banter.

>>384456175
How?! I only grew to 5'8" and just stay around the same weight, I can't control it!

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>Play OW on my brothers PS4 account once when I was bored
>Impossible to aim so just play Symmetra
>Anubis, Defense
>Get 4 golds and POTG
>A lot of fun because everyone seems to be retarded, so you can abuse heroes like Sym easily
>Win again on Attack
>Get POTG again
>Right after get a friend request with him asking if I want to play Comp with him and his friend.

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>>384456178
>>384456120
>>384456003

>>384456295
I know right? and it's not like we can stop playing support since everyone wants to go power classes or special snowflake classes to get those TAWP FWAGS.

people may say this is a bit too tryhard-like but the sheer fact that they use the word 'tryhard' in a team based game, and to a person that willingly chooses a support that a tam lacks, isn't worth arguing to. what are you playing for if you don't want to win? FFS

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>Guild goues full meme and starts ironic gayposting 24/7
>All those moans and "oh yeah hit it harder" while we're downing another boss

>>384455920
Embrace it and scold the shitters.

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>>384456496
>"""""""ironic""""""""

>>384450740
I always decline.

>>384453429
That's what you get for feeding sweetieposting you motherfucker

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>>384454187
New flash, every man is thirsty. Some just hide it better than others.

>>384456574
Some people are truly full ironic gaying it up since quite a large part of guild hates anime and all that shit but doesn't kick people that like it as long as they don't spam the chat with it.

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>>384456496
It ain't gay if you say No Homo

>>384451350
Faggot

These threads are always pathetic

>>384453429
Oh snookums

>play a good game with someone in ranked rocket league
>add and play again
>lose
>play again
>lose
>"hey man gonna go get lunch might be back on later"

i havent responded to him once since, wat do? keeps on asking to play every few days

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>>384454548
Sure, give me your steam id so I can add you.
But I warn you, nowadays I just play Dota 2 and Battlefield 4 and 1.

Give me a boyfriend!

Anybody want to voice chat with me? I don't have a very nice voice, but if you've got a cute voice it would be nice to hear it and have you say kind things to me.

>>384457240
>Dota 2

You need to get better taste, mom

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>>384457242
If you can make me some spicy curry I'll think about it

>>384457242
I'll be your boyfriend, anon.

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I wish I could shove all cuteposters into a room and witness how hairy and overweight men look shamefully at each other.

>>384457496
There would definitely be a cute one or two in there and then you would feel bad

>>384457537
>two cute /v/irgin boys getting gangbanged by fat, sweaty neckbeards

>>384450740
I made a Serbian friends like this.

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>>384457298
I barely play anymore. I just play offlane heroes and build mek and save retards from their deaths all the time :3

I just like playing medics!

>>384457496
>That feen when small and skinny but not gay

>>384457613
The neckbeards would be too nervous to make a move while the cute ones would just make out in a corner

>>384457650
I think if I were horny enough I'd be willing to make a move.

>modern white men are roleplaying as girls and traping it up

>white women disgusted by the modern white men, breed with nonwhites

It's over for the white race

>playing fightan
>get paired up against a lot neyyer player both in rank and skill
>lets me win against him once so I don't drop in rank
>then just throws me around like a wet rag
>get a friend request
I'll git gud bro and beat your ass one day, just you wait.

>>384457634
Come play Doc in Siege and I'll shout "THANKS MOMMY" in chat whenever you heal me

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>>384457741
I don't have Siege, but if you have Battlefield I'm playing that every day.

>>384457634
what's your discord?

>>384457828
Do you want my discord name so you can add me?

>>384457872
yes

>>384457823
Battlefield is lame, do what >>384457828 said and just post discord, mom

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>>384457897
Courier_ttf#2397

>>384457929
I love Battlefield, also I'm really good at it so I just wanna keep playing, I don't wanna start on a new game and be a dumpster player.

>>384458005
You'll be some kind of dumpster, I'm sure

>be friendly
>give instructions when I have actual tactics, without going full Drill Sergeant
>positive feedback ecourages the team to perform better
>people add me post-game whether we won or lost
>ignore every request

There's always the occasional "you're not the boss of me" Screamsies McGee who can't grasp the concept of teamwork, but overall, people are willing to listen to orders if you say them with confidence and remain civilized.
If you've never had to ignore friend requests from teammates every single game, you're probably a forgettable beta, or an insufferable moron.

VIDEO

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>>384450740

>you just played unusually well that game
>he wants you to carry him up the ladder

GAMES

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>>384455487
When i add someone it's so we can enjoy shit OCCASIONALLY, not every fucking minute of the day

>>384458470
Fucking this
>play solo
>always be the MVP of the team and most of the times also the game
>someone adds you and wants to play
>suddenly play like bottom of the heap trash

I want to bully a girly-sounding /v/ boy until he cries, and then tell him I actually think his voice is really cute

He'll be eating out of the palm of my hand

why is /v/ so fucking gay?

I just wanted to talk about games, not cocks

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>>384454527
I don't know what you expected

White genocide is a moral imperative.

>tfw I barely play anything but singleplayer games because I have shitty internet and no friends

At least I won't have to show off how terrible I am at videogames

>>384459275
We're all very sexually frustrated here

>>384454105
Oh shit i did this once with my friend. Yosuga no Sora was not the best choice.

Which accent is the cutest and why is it the Central London accent ?

>>384459927
I wanna hear a high-voice boy speak in a Kentucky accent.

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>>384450740

happens to me every other match of Squad, I always accept, but we never end up playing together again..

I get this all the time in TF2 since I main med. I refuse them all :D

>>384456305
that's not tiny, that's either average height for males or close to it...

>>384461253
>5'8
>average

He's a sissy manlet and you know it

>>384458926
>played halo 3 back then on the xbox
>when my team was average or bad i always dominated the leaderboard
>still lose because can't carry it
>when my teammates were good i played absolutely awful every time
>literally worst player on both teams
>>384461597
not really. i'm 5'8 and most of the girls are smaller than me, most men are around my height.
i wish i was smaller

>>384461716
Average male height in the US is 5'10", gayboy

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>tfw I'm a 5'1 tall female (male)

>>384461898
>>Average male height in the US is 5'10"
not from the US and that is pretty much around my height...

>>384462154
If two inches is a big difference in dick size, it's a big difference in height, nerd

>>384451350
good for you anon

>>384462137
If we hugged your face would be in my chest, wow what a sissy gayboy, everybody laugh at him
Laugh at how easy it would be to carry him around against his will

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>>384462218
hmm, bully me more, daddy

>>384462390
No wonder you're looking for dick on 4chan, you're not even tall enough to be considered a man

>>384451871
>it happens on 4cham too

>>384453773
This so much. I got like 200 friends on steam, some I have played few matches with and that's it. Only like 20 are actual people I play and chat with or know irl

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>>384462374
Please stop, I just want to talk about videogames!

>>384455227
I'll be your friend.

>>384462836
You couldn't possibly stop me if I tried to have my way with you, you scaredy baby
We should play video games together and if you lose you have to sit on my lap

>>384462846
Will you also be my breeding sow?

>>384462980
Of course.

>>384463009
You should give me your discord immediately

>>384463125
Give me yours.

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>>384462218
People barely notice the difference between a few inches, nerd. Maybe if you weren't so insecure you wouldn't care.

>>384463146
Oh c'mon now, you can't be scared of these things. But people are starting to recognize my discord name and I don't wanna be "that guy."

>>384457496
Joke's on you, I epilate my body hair.

>>384463283
Someone might recognize mine. Sorry.

>>384463125
>using discord
jesus fucking christ

>>384463412
I just don't want my future boyfriend to see me in one of these threads again

Anyone want to play guilty gear or blazblue? Pc

>>384457338
That one wasn't me, sorry!

>>384463718
Has the PC version of CF been getting DLC at the same time as the console versions? I haven't played since like CS or so but I've been wanting Jubei since CT and might pick up CF if I'm not going to be waiting a year for the DLC.

>>384463876
Yes it has

>>384463934
Rad, maybe I'll pick it up when I have some money.

>>384464002
Online is a ghost town though. If you want to play with people your best bet is going to be joining a community in discord and setting up games that way. For both games

>>384464176
Oh, slightly less rad. I was never super big on playing with random people. I used to play CSEX with my ex a lot.

>>384450740
>Meet random in pub
>Win round
>Get friends
>Win game
>Become real friends who meet and fuck irl
Life is glorious.

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>play public game
>host says he'd like to add me after match ends
>say I don't add people
>"you were kicked from the game"

>>384466441
Looool good job not adding he would have been a nutcase.

>>384454212
hope youre still here anon :(
nigger

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>>384450740
>Don't answer
>Appear offline
>Refuse when he goes offline

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>gay person in real life
>"hello i like penis"
>gay person playing videogame
>"hello senpai feed me cum daddy haha dont call me cute silly boys~ >w<"

>>384467998
On the Internet you don't have to restrain yourself.

I literally have no clue how to flirt so I typically just start talking about dicks or something till it hooks someone.

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>>384467998
>>gay person in real life
>>"hello i like penis"

>>384467369
sup sissy little dick white boi

I just decline. I don't know these people. I mean Jesus at least write out a message first introducing yourself like a human being.

>>384455920
>play a multiplayer game with friends
>still manage to let your dad down

>>384468343
Wanna talk about dicks with me?

>>384450740

SEVENTY ONE CHAPTERS

Post discords.

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>>384450740
>the other guys on the team who was mvp thought you did pretty gud and sends you a friends request you deny it because you dont wanna make online friends anymore

>>384471138
I tried, but everyone's favorite /v/ girlyboy gets jealous if I hit on people.

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>like to imagine what I would look like in a maid uniform
>know I wouldn't pull it off but like to imagine anyway
>cry myself to sleep

>>384472562
If you put it on, I'll help you pull it off

>>384472647
sorry anon i may be a skeleton but im not cute

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>>384469863
Stop

>>384450740
>join a guild

>never talk to anyone.

>>384473203
I don't think I said you had to be cute, you know.

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>>384451921

>tfw when they ask if you're black over the mic

I'm barely half so how can they fucking tell?

>>384473893
Why you axe'in?

>>384473893
shiieeeett

>>384473893
Is your greeting 'AYO' ?

>>384474012
>>384474016
>>384474436
Funny thing is that my parents raised me white. Probably because I'm the lightest one out of my family other then my actual white parent.

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>>384463513
>not using discord
I bet you use Skype you fucking casual.

>>384450740
>jap befriends you on Switch
>curious to see what he's played
>150 hours on Minecraft
But of course

>tfw want to wear thigh highs but hairy

>>384476967
>what is shaving

>>384477228
Trust me I'd need hedge trimmers for this mess.

>>384477228
but what if it grows back anon?

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>>384477424
Shave again?

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>2009 Online Games
>Be Black
>Use mic
>Make a bunch of white friends
>they love me

>2017 Online Games
>Be Black
>Use mic
>WE WAZ KANGZ IN SHEEIT
>It's a nigger on our team hehehaha
>stupid nigger

JUST...

>>384477990
HOL UP

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>>384461597
>mfw 5'6, huge arms, back, neck and penis.
>not small enough to be cute
>not big enough to attract cuties
Why live?

>>384457725
Most of them are also anime posters, so the cause is evident

>>384451871
I feel like I've noticed an influx of female Mercy players in parties of 2 or 3 lately. Like a strange amount.

I think I say thanks mom to men more then women

>>384450740
>Have an amazing game
>Smash the enemy
>Pub teammate friends me and invites me to his party
>Refuse because I'm actually mediocre at best and I'll only let him down

>>384477990
Smelly dumb nigger scum

>>384450740
>>384451921
>>384473475
What anime?

>>384450740
decline
i will never play with him anyway

>>384473893
>How can they tell
The way you talk... it's hard to explain. But yeah, you can just sort of tell by voice. Most of the time anyway

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>800 hours of overwatch
>too afraid to use a mic because of my european accent
>no friend requests

>>384473893
Shit man that happened to me too and if I say yes they always ask for dick pics. What is it with gayboys liking black dick

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>a pub sends you a friend request
>he's really friendly
>he was actually shit and you had to carry him the whole game
>accept to not be a dick
>he sends you a game invite

>>384455487

t. the guy that writes everyone of his friends every day

>>384477642
Shimakaze is supposed to be a girl

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i dont like to use the mic because i always get mistaken for a homo, a 12 year old, or a girl. the sad part is that I'm a 30 y/o straight male

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Kewt2bBdlW

>>384479914
>tfw can comunicate just fine using english chat
>tfw english is not main language and I know I will start babbling and missing a lot of stuff the moment my group decides to comunicate with mic instead

>>384481872
It's okay, just take the dick out of your mouth.

>>384481872
>voice changer artifacts
nice try fuck face

>>384473475
how cute is this anime and is it worth watching?

>>384479436
Kimi ni Todoke

>>384455476
this^
Always applicable.

>Entire team quits match
>Stay because why the fuck not
>Struggle and lose miserably
>Enemy team sends friend request

>>384477642
waxing is probably a better choice cause there's a period where the hair grows back, but it's too short for razors and so it leaves odd looking black hair spots on the legs

>>384483697
>>how cute is this anime
very
>is it worth watching?
yes

it's not perfect though.

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>talking to people on mic
h-haha fags...

i wish i wasnt so nervous

How do you make new close friends when you already have a close bond with a group of a few friends for years and years? I've known cuties that were into me, but I just kind of end up ignoring them because I'm too busy spending time with people that really know me.

>>384453626
>tfw he shows you JoJo

OWO

>>384485049
>talking to people in real life
some woman asked me today what train she had to take and i was too nervous to talk so i stared at her until someone was so nice and helped her out.

>>384450740
>i accept
>they start ranting about their naruto crossover fanfiction
>their other interests are normalfag shit like sports and traveling
people are weird

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>Be 6'3"
>Not a skeleton, not fat, kinda average
>Hairy chest, legs, arms (not back thankfully)
>Stubble instantly
>DEEP voice and pronounced Adams Apple

>Just want to be a QT trap
>Don't want to be trans because I like being a dude and don't want to squander these ruggedly handsome features

FUCK

Also, I only add real life friends in game and always go offline when I feel like playing a single player game so that I don't have to reject people.

>>384481872
oh shit it's you again

>>384486231
The second best thing is to be a QT trap fucker, hit the gym and get ripped. The feeling of being a trap will pass when you get the testosterone flowing.

>playing KF2, have a great round on HoE with an awesome medic.
>Medic politely asks me to stay because I did so well
>tell him I have to leave for an appointment
>he shoots me a friend request
We proceeded to stomp a few more pub HoE games later that night. He stopped playing Killing Floor and only plays PUBG now sadly though.

I miss you medic bro, no homo

>>384486814
I want to fug a trap but I've got a fiance. Unfortunately I will be left unfulfilled

>>384451185
>are you a girl?
>no, I just have a really girly voice
Wew, dodged a bullet there, maybe even a potential rapist

>>384451871
Vo-Ca-Roo ___NOW___

>>384486231
Same pretty much,s I just pretend to be a cute boy on the internet. No one has ever complained.

>>384451871
http://vocaroo.com/

>>384488060
>>384488450
you realize that post is 9 hours old?

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>>384454358
>>384455832
>>384488060
>>384488450
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eYZKf7wW1N

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>make friends easily
>get annoyed by them
>want to be alone
>get lonely afterwards

BOI am I autistic

Enrique

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>>384490587

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>>384490587
Delet this

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>>384489529
pahahaha
you sound like a fucking idiot

>>384489529
>>384491202
i thought it was hot.

>>384491202
But anon I have a PhD in dick sucking.

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>>384490409
iktfb

>>384452084
The containment board is every board on 4chan.

>>384489529
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12f6UUn2WlI

this is pretty fun, I'm going to make a proper vocaroo of this some time

>>384481872
You again ? How have you been ?

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>>384491650
What am I listening to?

>add random friend request
>every now and then he randomly asks my opinion on a title I'm playing
>thanks me once I tell him and disappears until the next time
>every now and then see him playing the game he asked about a few days later

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>>384491650
A-are you jerking off?

>>384491736
What do you think, my naive Kagami?

>>384491873
Maybe.

>>384491827
I do this

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>>384491827
He trusts and respects your opinion on games. That's nice.

>>384491340
How can i get it?

>>384483697
it's the best romance anime i've seen, which isn't saying much but still.

>>384491650
How do you make so much sound while jacking off?

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>Receive message from anon
>"H-Hey"

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>>384489529
Just letting you know I'm gonna masturbate to you now anon.

>>384492212
Foreskin? I don't know, it gets noiser if I've been at it for a bit and started leaking lots of pre.
I think everyone can make these noises if they try.

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voocaroo requests for an anxious mic user?

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>>384488046
That wouldn't stop me

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>>384492376
Lewd. But do tell me more.
Do you find the noises I make while eating rice to be arousing?

>>384451185
>he says this as your dad and little brother is watching you play

>>384492402
I mean, i too have foreskin but i can't make it sound so loud, even when i jack off a second/thrid/etc time without cleaning properly yet.

Show me the technique, master.

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>>384492705
The things you say and your voice help a lot too.

>>384450740

>get friend invite after game
>guy asks if I'm up for another one right away
>so no and tell him i'll be game some other time
>leave him on friends list but procced to ignore him because I don't like having to plan with other people.

>>384492705
Wait, is that rice? I thought it was a veiny saussage.

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>>384492848
I'm glad you liked it anon.

>>384492816
>Show me the technique
>Show
That might be going a bit too far for this thread.

>>384492930
It's watery rice. Very slurpy!

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>>384492952
You too anon, I came really fast thanks to you.

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>>384451350
Healslutting is fun sometimes

>>384492989
Oh shit I'm sorry

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>>384492989
Teach me?

>>384493070
>xXestiercolxx
jaja

>>384493050
I'm glad I helped.

>>384493217
To make it sound especially loud I just do long strokes, sliding the foreskin all the way over the head and back, but really it tends to be a bit noisy without even trying. Just go experiment, anon, I'm sure you can do it too.

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Uh, where are there videogames?

>>384493465
shhh, it's okay anon. Just let it happen.

>>384493465
Let's play a game together, Anon!

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>Have less than 10 people on friends list
>Don't talk to them usually, most aren't talkative either
>Keep changing their fucking names and avatars, don't know who any of them are

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>>384493602
But this board is about videogames!

>>384493847
What kinda game?

>>384458005
What happened to playing quake?

>>384494202
>changing names
this is ok
>changing avatar
this is ok
>changing both and often
glad I have never witnessed this horror

>>384493847
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HDGkgqS1iK

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>>384493847
Damn.

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>>384494310
Let's have a tickle fight

>boring old vocaroos of just normal masturbation
makes me kinda miss jerking off with my old bro/bf, we'd always find ways to make it more fun than just forced sexy talk or awkward silence

lesson to all aspiring lovers, don't get romantic with long time platonic friends. even if you have a good breakup, you'll never see them the same way again.

>>384458338
Lol
Ur bent

>>384494763
I really wish I could pull off an out fit like that

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>>384489529

That must be a very good sandwich you are munching on

>>384491650

I think something is wrong with your fan. It's making an awful amount of clicking noise. .

>>384494763
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1QNWQMG2GqV

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>>384494763
What are the rules?

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>>384494341
I got burnt out, I wasn't progressing fast enough and had nobody to play with.

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Courier stop shitposting, I know its you.

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>>384495491
First one is to tap out is the bottom!

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>>384450740
>accept
>Hey anon, wanna play
>L-later, I'm tired
>Okay, cya
>never talk again

>>384496348
>both tap out immediately before they even touch

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>open mic to make a quick call-out
>"DAMN ANON DO YOU WORK IN RADIO"

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>>384496636
Good point. Better make it last one to tap out.

>>384495613
Oh well More fat butt pictures when?

>>384491650
I want to watch you make those sounds, Anon. Please.

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>>384497168
Good luck getting me to tap out then

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>>384497329
What's the matter, Anon?

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>>384497168
I should let you know that I'm pretty good at games!

>>384497476
Are you joining in too?

>>384496348
>tits
Disgusting

>>384497323
I really don't know if I should show random anon my dick, but maybe if you get to know me first

>>384497681
I promise not to show anyone, if that helps.

>>384497809
Do you have a discord?

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>>384497607
Yeah and you'll both be giving up first.

>>384456295

Back in the old wow days. Healers were really fucking evil and tries to get one asshole DPS to hate them. They properly heal the other so the healer seems like a good player. Let that DPS die and blame him for being stupid. Salt ensure and everyone else side with the healer.

>it's another autist interactions over the internet turned erp episode

>>384450740
Is this the new femboi thread?

>>384497857
Would you post yours for me, please?

>tfw no qt trap to bully me in fighting games then bully my dick

Why live

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>>384467998
>gay person in real life
>"hey what's up"
>gay person playing video game
>"hey what's up"

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>>384497608
It's just a stuffed bra

>>384498052
Anon, you're the one requesting to see my dick. Go make a throwaway or something then.

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Twinks with big cocks are my favorite. Anyone here applies?