>tfw no sleeping dogs 2

>>384444989
Hey Wei, can you do me a favor? I'll need a ride in a bit.

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>>384445054
Forgot my pic, Wei. Hold on there just a sec.

>>384445116
this man was an absolute madman, love calvin

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>>384445116
Go, Wei, GO!

2bh the game could do with a spiritual sequel with Max Payne/Strangehold gun ballet gameplay added to it
Top tier if it's overhauled to run on Jackie Chan moves

Make a sequel plot with Wei still as the main character

Sleeping Dogs is fukken tight. I may have to replay that soon.

I'd only play it if it had a black female protagonist with an affro.

>you now remember Triad Wars

TAKES GUTS TO WEAR THAT

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>>384445642

And I would get her to suck my cock real good.

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Sucks that united front never got to make a sequel and got tossed between publishers.
They had real talent.

>>384445754
FUCK YOU DOGEYES YOU KNIFE EYED CUNT

>>384444989
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE A PORK BUN

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>>384444989

>tfw when Sleeping Dogs movie with Donnie Yen

>>384445906
Donnie Yen is way too old

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>tfw no kameo 2

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I want a sleepy dogs set in Rio De Janeiro or Mumbai or something, but still with Wei Shen working undercover

>>384445930

It's ok he's asian so he looks like he's only 28.

>tfw no pork bun in my hand
W-will I ever be whole man, /v/?

>>384446019
I'm not worried about his looks but his flow

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>cheat on bar whore
>bar whore cheats on me
ITS NOT FUCKING FAIR

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>>384445797

Hey Wei, your sister was the first girl ever to suck my cock.

>>384444989
>Sleeping Dogs 2
>set in SK
>side mission where you stop Kim's nuke. Or help Kim nuke a nation of your choice.

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>>384445363
>Mfw he causes world war 3 and you're making your getaway on a chicken delivery truck

>>384446029

You kidding? Dude is in fantastic shape.

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>instead of making a proper sequel like everyone wanted they made some free to play garbage that died off before it was even released
Why.

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>>384445496
wei has been a cop for 8 more years since the end of the last dlc. his boss and mentor has recently retired and been replaced by a corrupt piece of shit who is selling out to the highest bidder, a criminal enterprise run by filthy american business men who kill his mentor when he tries to bring their corruption to light.

wei joins forces with the lesser evil - local triad, who he has kept contact with all these years to keep a good lead on whats going on to try and purge the system from within and without. last 1/4 of the game has player deciding if they want to actually join the triads for good or try and salvage the police force and hong kong's reputation

>>384446191
https://youtu.be/W-aYf4debh4

>>384446213
GTA Online

>>384446124
terrible

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Reminder that Sandra is best girl.

>>384446307
Why did they give her such an ugly name?

>>384446038
I NEEDA MAN WHO CAN KEEP ME WARM AT NIGHT

>>384445754
FUCKING DOGEYES

>>384446038
Why did Wei have so many relationships at once?

>>384446307
Nope, tiffany is best girl

>>384446483
He was a full man

>>384446483
Tiny dick. Need to compensate.

>>384446289
How about
>set in bangkok or pataya
>get to be super corrupt and arrest drunk whites at full moon parties

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>>384446038

>Put her in the trunk of my hatchback
>Drive it off the pier
>Hop out at a leisurely jog and watch her drown

That was a good day.

>>384446069
I'M THE FIRST ONE TO STAB YOU PIECE OF SHIT CHINK MOTHERFUCKER

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>>384446550
Aso authentic thai cafes

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>>384446307

She looks like she could suck a mean dick.

>>384446624
*tips fedora*

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>>384446581

I was the first one to stab your sister's throat with my cock Wei, don't be mad.

>>384446550
I personally think that Sleeping Dogs should keep the Chinese/Hong Kong movie aesthetic and theme it has
Vietnam is somewhere I can somewhat see, but that's as far as it goes

>>384446624
>tips

>>384446550
>bad cop
>accept the feminine dick from a prostitute
>good cop
>arrest the prostitute

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>>384446565
>crazed taxi driver bumps into my expensive sports car
>drag him out of his own car and throw him in my trunk
>continue with the rest of my day shopping for clothes while hearing the occasional struggle and cry for help

JUSTICE

>>384446409

You don't know many asian people do you?

Sandra is a pretty common anglo name for asians.

As is Margaret(or Maggie), Tiffany, Vincent, Dominic, Daniel, Jeremy.

>>384446709
dogeyes shitposting is the best

>>384446718
>Vanuatu
>have to ship unperscribed estrogen to australia for self medicating trannies
Maybe a sleeping dogs and tekken crossover starring Wei and lei wulong

>>384446791
None that change their name.
Most Asians in australia seem pretty new. Though I'm rural and all the westernised ones are probably in cities.

>>384446791
>Tiffany
>Daniel
Literally my two Asian bosses names

>>384447054
Would Tiffany suck dick.

>>384446147
>implying that's any kind of trouble for wei shen motherfucker
Who you?

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>Best girl couldn't be dated
What a shame.

>>384446886

Many don't actually change their name, they'll just give you a "western" name to make it easier.
Many asians will generally have an anglo name that they go by myself included despite it not being their legal name unless the name was really simple to pronounce(Wei, Jin, Sumi, Yuki etc). Non-asian people get real sheepish and embarrassed trying to pronounce your real name despite their efforts which is always amusing to me because they're not actually being jerks about it and are trying their earnest to say it right but reading the romanised spelling of a name and trying to sound it does not come natural to them unless they're somewhat familiar with the language.

Hell I get called by two different names at work and with friends and new people who I meet always end up calling me one of those names and are then bewildered to find out later that neither of those are my real names.

>>384447519
Maybe in the sequel. oh wait

>>384446307
>MUH ADRENALINE!
Stupid slut. I kept trying to crash at high speeds to see if I could eject her out of the car so she'd end up with her head all splattered over a wall.

I miss those crazy Wei Shen threads where some guy would knock out random people and put them into the boot of a car and then drive into an elevator and then leave and blow the car up. Then he would sit down to eat a pork bun.

>>384446483
Cut content.

>>384447519
You did date Not Ping you blind ass nigga. Twice, in fact.
>You will never get your soul sucked through your dick by your zombie-demon waifu.

>mfw devs made a shitty brawler moba that lasted a month and went bankrupt
>Snoozing Canines 2 never ever

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>>384447846
Forgot my face.

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>>384445971

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>>384447519

It is a shame indeed, but you posted the wrong character.

>girlfriend feature
>barely do anything with the girls

Most disappointing part of the game.

>>384448317
It was cut nigga

Is it worth buying the definitive edition?

>>384448427
Looks worse than the original pc version but runs well console,

>>384446483
Ate alot of Pork Buns

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All these niggas don't realize that best girl is actually Smiley Cat

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>>384444989

>>384444989
nobody likes chink shit.

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>>384449336
>literally sold millions of copies and asked for a sequel for countless times
>"Hurrrrr noboooody like chink shit"

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>>384449528

He's just mad that his mom and sister were sucking my cock reaaaaaaal good.

>>384449707
This character will never not piss me off

>>384448427

It goes on sale regularly so you can wait until then if you want.

PC version has high res texture packs.

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>>384447817

>You will never get your soul sucked through your dick by your zombie-demon waifu.

>>384449528
That doesn't meet SE's impossible standards.