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>pm'd you the fix :)

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>pm'd you the fix :)
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>Really? I haven't had any problems with X
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>Never mind I figured out the problem myself
>last post three years ago
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>complete this survey to get the link
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>mod on nexusmods it's a lake house for fallout new vegas
>best house
>has a giant fucking amazing underground bunker in the basement that can only be unlocked with a key that you must find hidden in the house
>can't find that shit
>go to the nexus posts tab to see if somebody posted it
>uploader has made comments on an approval only basis
>PM me for key location :) I will not approve messages that have the location so not to spoil other players

FUCK OFF YOU DICK I STILL HAVENT FOUND THAT SHIT GOD DAMN I HATE YOU
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>>384430913
Just use the "unlock" console command you sperg
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>>384430913
Pm'd you the location :)
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>>384430913
Link to said mod?
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>Read modding guide that isn't particularly outdated
>Click link to get mod
>The files are hidden/removed by author

>>384430913
Open up the editor or use the console.
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>>384431153
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=fallout+nv+lakehouse+mod
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>everything you need to know
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>mod requires other mod to work
>required mod us outdated and doesnt work anymore
haha
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here's the fix
megaupload.com/482dsfu210z
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>>384431181

the mod doesn't even register the door as a door until u get the key.
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>Have you tried reinstalling your drivers?
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>>384431391
just tcl through it
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>>384431310
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>>384431391
So just use the GECK for NV to see where exactly the author has hidden the key.
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>what version of windows are you using
how about you fuck off if you don't know how to fix it
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thread locked!
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>>384431391
look for the item id for the key with fnvedit and add it to your inventory via console
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>>384431429
>Have you tried reinstalling windows
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>>384430862
why do they do this? why do they think we care if they fixed it, yet won't post the fix themselves? I'm not even mad. I just wonder what goes through their minds. I'm guessing not a whole lot.
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>"locked, use the search function"
>no results in search
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>you need to be registered to see this thread
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>>384431496
underageb&
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>>384431737

>topic locked, no necro threads.
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>>384431251
they are fucking retarded. nobody's gonna fucking pay for that shit when there's dozens of other options, and facebook is the preferred method of sharing images. this would've worked in like, 2007. But these days?
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>>384431772
>lostboy.exe
neck yourself
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>>384430913
"help key 4"
look for lakehouse key ID or whatever
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>>384431737
>"next time use google"
>forum thread is the first and only relevant result
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>>384430913
DID YOU FIND THE KEY DUDE?!
Post a picture of the key
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>>384431181
>The files are hidden/removed by author
Y'know what's even better than this? When the mod you're trying to get is a fix or patch that's the only way the game will run properly on your system. And then you have to spend the next hour digging through google and hoping that the rehosted link you found on page 46 of some russian forum with broken CSS won't turn your entire computer into a brick when you unzip it.
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>>384431651
A bullet hopefully.
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>u must have pirated the game, thats the only reason why u wud b experiencing this problem :^) thread reported enjoy your ban
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>>384431241
I think I've tried that mod before but I don't remember where I found the key. Let me install it and see if I can find it
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>Cursor suddenly vanishes/changes shape
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>start a thread asking for help fixing an obscure bug in a game on /v/ as a last resort
>a load of replies to the tune of "lol why would you play this shit game? :^)"
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>>384432234
whoa, edgy. I like it.
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>>384431528
>Get told to update my drivers
>INFINITE FUCKING RAGE
>Decide to just fucking do it anyway
>It works
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>game starts at 800*600 and fucks up the size of your steam chat window
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>>384432440
they have a point you know
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>>384432186
I don't really get why this shit happens. Even if your work isn't perfect, unless someone else's own absolutely makes yours obsolete there's always somebody who will find a use for it.
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>>384432443

dam i really wish i knew of a tech board for my issue cause google aint turning up anything.
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Don't necro threads!
Locked
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>>384432531

>game starts
>runs just fine for about 10 minutes
>suddenly jumps back to the desktop
>WINDOWS HAS DETECTED THAT YOUR SHIT IS RUNNING SLOW, DISABLE AERO TO IMPROVE PERFORMANCE?!
>game was running fine
>tell it to fuck off and not display message again
>it does every time
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>Just delete this entire folder from the game's directory to fix the problem
>It actually works and there's no problems whatsoever
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>edit: nvm fixed it :-)
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>>384430856
>I don't really consider that a problem

THEN WHY ARE YOU FUCKING COMMENTING OR EVEN ENGAGING IN ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT YOU FUCKING CUNT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>384433081
>>384430856
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Why are regular forums so fucking shit?
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>>384433081
Banned, don't be rude.
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>>384433134
>that guy who has listed his PC specs under his posts
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>>384433179
>poster has 50,000 posts
>BANNED
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>user: how do i fix this bug?
>admin: well don't pirate the game then :p
>user: i have the legal copy, here's a pic
>USER HAS BEEN BANNED
>Thread locked
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>>384433220
>and his consoles/handhelds/phones
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>>384430679
>nvm i fixed it
>hey i know this post is 3 years old but can anyone post the fix pls?
>BANNED FOR NECROPOSTING
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>Faggotmod: Just restart the game lol
>Marked as answer by Faggotmod
>Thread locked
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>>384433301
>link to his wife's profile and her specs
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>>384433220
>14 years old
>Your IP is 127.0.0.1 and using Windows xp
>WTFPANIC!
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>You must register to view posts
>You must wait for admin approval
>You must wait 3 days before being able to start your own thread
>Locked, 3 day ban "Use the search"
>Only other topic uses some anarchic and defunct image server to host the how to guide step-by step
>Everything else is locked threads asking for the same or for people saying how it's working fine for them
No it's fine. I didn't want it anyway.
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>already answered in this thread
*click the link*
>thread is deleted
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>>384433479
>you must complete test to be able to post
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>Stuck in game
>Check walkthrough
>"Alright, so this next part is so easy I'll just skip over it"
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>>384431294
>mod requires other mod to work
>mod has been taken down by author because of drama and there's no links anywhere because the author autistically scours all the known modding sites, even the russian ones, to scrub links for it from the internet
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>>384433682
>watch the walkthrough
>feel guilty afterwards
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>>384433684
>only way to get the mod is on /vg/ general
>it's hit or misk because you don't know if the megaupload is actual mod or rootkit
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>>384430679
>post your dxdiag
>doesn't respond after that
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>Mod author responds with a patch
>Problem resolved!
>Click link
>Fill out about 3 dozen captcha shits
>Sorry, the file you're looking for has been removed for violating our terms of service! :)
>Author hasn't posted again or even logged on in over a year
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>have problem with game
>"works for me"
>"I bet you pirated the game"
>finally find someone who has a fix
>megaupload
>someone else posted asking for a reup
>"pm u the fix :D"
>last online september 2014
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>get mod
>works but completely breaks something
>no mention of said bug within the description
>discussion board is filled entirely with the same problem
>eventually find a fix someone did many pages in
>author is still active and posting, never updated the description updated his mod with the fix

WHY
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>>384433682
>>384433846
>Stuck
>Check walkthrough
>Solution is the one idea you had and wrote off because it was too fucking stupid and implausible
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>>384433220
>he has a huge anime signature and replies with non-answers such as "lol idk" or posts off-topic shit
>he's also in every fucking thread
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>>384433925
the feds got him.
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>can't get obscure game in a foreign language no one plays to work
>scour the internet
>pages after pages of google results are shitty spamware links and bot keyword threads
>find a Russian anime forum
>expect nothing but give it one last try
>use google translate to read posts
>always some god-tier Russian bro buried on page 48 of thread with the magic link and fix to all your problems


>cleaning computer
>games and random shady looking things get removed
>need that link again to get shit working

Goddamit. Serious detective work trying to remember the magic words you googled to find a working link/fix
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>>384430913
>>384431241
>>384432305
Okay I have this mod confused for a different one and I see why he doesn't want to give out a hint, because it's very easy to find. But I think I know what your problem is, you didn't see or read the note on the table in front of the house? I could be easy to miss as it blends in with the table.
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>deleting folder because I don't need it anymore
>can't delete it due to it supposedly being open in another program or in another window

I don't even know what the fuck it is anymore.
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>>384433846
>>384433682
>check video walkthrough
>nine minutes of guy talking and one minute of him actually playing the game
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>>384433846
>>384433682
>Stuck in game
>Vast open area with many offshoots and few trail markers
>Need to find an item in it
>Follow the guide
>Still cannot figure out how to get to those places
Fuck you Forbidden Woods.
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>day after Trump got elected
>wanted to download a NV mod
>"Mod locked, good job America"
Not even kidding, i wish i remember what the mod was.
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>Shits fucked
>No one has a solution it's been almost a decade
>Figure something out
>Post lengthy how-to on how to resolve it for anyone else
>Topic locked, pending mod approval
>Topic deleted "spam links, off-topic"
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>Contact the developer/publishers support
>Tell them I've reinstalled, updated drivers, verified files, tried various suggested fixes from the forums, etc.
>Wait 20 minutes for a reply
>Can you try reinstalling the game?
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>Modder creates cool mods and is a pretty alright guy
>Has future plans for his mods
>Sometime later a friend of his says he died
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>>384434126
>>384433846
>>384433682
>Stuck
>Check walkthrough
>"OK, I'm going to assume you've been following this walkthrough for the past 341 pages and therefore now have this specific setup that trivializes this part!"
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>>384434125
Oh shit this happened recently to me too, it was a gamebreaking bug that was absurdly easy to fix but the author never did shit about it. Now I don't remember what game it was.
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>>384431770
>Registered members have to be approved by a moderator
>Forum is long dead
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>>384434619
lmao
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>>384434395

you dense mf I've been playing for hundreds of hours since then I don't even know the note name and there's no note on the table i think ur talkin about so maybe i have it but idk if i do
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>>384434125
Similarly: authors, OPs or whoever who post updates and fixes on page 500 or whatever and never update the OP to link to them.
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>Mod game
>Have no idea what the fuck I am doing
>Eventually through just doing stuff in the editor I get what I want working
>Decide to upload mod for others
>Everyone has issues
>I literally can't even begin to tell them how to fix it
>Mod becomes decently popular
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>>384434619
You're talking about the Civil War Overhaul mod for Skyrim
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>>384434925
Fucking LoversLab
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>>384434970
yeah, that's the one
will it ever go back up?
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>>384432667
>Don't Necro threads use the search option.
>Those threads don't have a solution either.
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>>384434970
Is it?
I was between NV or Skyrim, but i knew it was one of those.
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>nvm fixed it
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>>384433479
>>384433583

>You must post 10 posts before you can make a thread
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>>384435123
Could have been, but that's the only one I'm aware of.
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>>384435247
>Posts in the Off-Topic, Fun, General and every other fucking forum that has a thread you could easily reply to don't count :^)
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>>384434348

asshole

no note on the table

either I have it but idk which note it would be ive played for 100s of hours u dick

or u trolled me pretty good
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>>384435247
>badge unlocked!
>make 10 posts
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>>384435104
He said he's not unhiding it until Trump is impeached. Meaning he won't unhide if he serves out his term(s) and leaves office

His mod is already uploaded elsewhere if you'd rather not deal with his bitch ass though
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>>384433134
>That one guy that has a quote from another poster on the forum
FUCK
U
C
K
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>UT4K4
>Upload a massive pack of skins, game modes, guns, and maps
>All this shit I had a blast with and works very well together after a few years of downloads and my own soft fixes
>Cite the authors and link to their mods desperately
>Mod removed, permanent ban: Plagiarism
>Computer dies a few months later
>Can't remember any of the mods except a few
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>>384435348
Huh, I guess this is how we end up having >>384433081 and >>384430856
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>>384430679
this shit is even worse when it's with actual companies and not some guy on the internet that is an """""IT expert"""""

>last april
>new nvidia drive
>see it's recommended for ME:A and when opening the game it tells me to update
>ok
>download through nvidia experience >inb4
>doesn't work
>go to site, download, unpack, install
>doesn't work
>wtf
>try their chat for 1st time
>"pls uninstall nvidia exp"
>ok don't even use it
>still nothing
>"send me nvidia syst info"
>still nor working
>"do you have latest windows updates"
>actually no
>"install them pls"
>need to restart, will i lose the connection
>not if it takes less than 200sec
>ok, restart, takes forever, lose connection
>try again nothing
>chat, new guy, explain
>get reconnected after an eternity
>"oh i don't know, haha, pls wait a few days. it may be a problem with asus products"

fuck that shit. it was obvious the girl had no idea what she was doing and was following a set of instructions to help kiddies update and shit
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>>384435392
lol, the note says that there is a cave in the directed behind the house where the key is located (toward the area with all those giant mantises)
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>>384434348

nvm dickhead I found the note

that's the key for the house u mongoloid

the key im looking for is the one for the bunker
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>stuck on a puzzle
>look up said puzzle on youtube
>30 second intro
>"well hello everybody to part..."
>20 minute video where the solution is almost at the end and takes an eternity to solve because he's too busy talking to his nonexistent viewers.

Why the fuck is it so hard to find a simple video without having a retard trying to cash in on the LP bucks?
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>required mod to fix the game
>"sorry, this mod is discontinued, use this one instead"
>other mod's link is dead
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>>384431310
megaupload going down was a travesty imo
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>>384435104
I fucking hope not, it's terrible. Fuck that guy and fuck his mod.
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>>384434970
>ApolloDown

Holy shit he deleted/hid fucking everything. Weren't his mods full of savebloating scripts anyway?
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>>384435783
Literally just a picture that says "pretend that this is some extremely fucked up shit to scare unsuspecting anons away"
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>>384435692
Because everybody is trying to cash in on the LP bucks. You think those people actually like playing video games?
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>>384435783
>pretend that this is some extremely fucked up shit to scare unsuspecting anons away
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>>384435783
MODS! JESUS CHRIST! MOOODS!
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>driver update
>registry fixes
>reinstall game
>reinstall windows
>change BIOS settings
>update Bios
>Swap GPUs
>Swap RAM
>Change CMOS battery
>sketchy unofficial Russian patches
>Doesn't work

>Reinstall iTunes
>It fucking works
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>>384433220
>RAM POWER
>>
>Back in the early 2000s
>Downloading Rom
>Get to part 7 of 8
>Download broken
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>>384435937
>>384435783
samefag
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>>384435713
yea, so many good files are gone
but in the end, mega.nz is so much better to use
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>>384433220
Someone post the SWTOR guy.
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>The files are in a site that makes you wait 2 minutes and solve capchas then throttles your download speed to 50 kb/s unless you pay for premium.
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>>384435974
>Downloading part 1 of 26
>Please wait 60 seconds before starting a free download
>Your free downloads are used up, please wait 5 minutes or make an account here
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>>384430679
what's you problem?
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>>384436061
Just search "SWTOR Terabyte" on Google, the original post is still there.
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>>384436062
>>384436103
prem.link

lets you download "premium only" files and can apparently also auto-dl files in a billion parts although I only use it for the first part.
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>>384436103
>97% complete
>Oops! Sorry it looks like something happened, please try again.
>99% complete
>Oops! Sorry it looks like something happened, please try again.
>Sorry! It looks like your free downloads for the day are used up! Subscribe by clicking here!
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>>384432382
Seriously, why the fuck do games have cursor disappear as a feature? It annoying as hell when you're in a middle of the combat and right when you're trying to find that cursor in a screen full of particle effect, it disappear
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>>384436220
well he's not wrong, it is a pretty shitty MMO.
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>>384430679
>posting John Memeick
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>this file has been removed
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>hello, havr you tried to reinstall game fileea? I tried this abd worked
>no the game is huge, it will take ages to reinstall
>in india internet soeed vey fast too fast almost haha i do no see problem
>please rep
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>Yar Har Fiddle Dee Dee Fallout3
>VATS never recharge
>Guns seem to break super quick
>Finish game by beating everything to death with my fists in real time
Fuck you
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>pirate a game
>game has a bug where you can't save
>obviously it's the crack's fault, can't ask it on official forum
>no sight of fix
>some shady russian guy in the torrent comment section link a fix
>it's a real shady ass link with porn and gambling ads
>have to fill a survey to download it
>the file is a 6 kb dll file
>desperately put it on the game directory
>it fucking works
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>download fix
>it's CP
>you're not on a VPN
>clearly a honeypot site at 2nd glance
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>restart PC as last resort
>it works right away
>lost 2 hours trying to figure out

Fucking Microsoft Flight Simulator was such a fuckfest sometimes
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>>384436694
T-this didn't really happen right?
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>>384436694
knock knock David.
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>download link :)
>10 link shorteners in between
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>>384436694
that's not how it works, fucking moron - if you try to d/l CP, masked as software fix, on completely unrelated site, your excuse is "you didn't know"
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>>384436881
ASKING FOR A FRIEND
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>Nothing works
>Open up random files
>Start scrolling through in notepad
>See a line that has a dot instead of a comma like a few of the other lines
>Change it and save because fuck it you've tried everything else
>It works
and then crashes right after
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>>384436694
And how exactly does one locate these fixes?
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>pre-order game
>preload it
>Waiting impatiently for release time
>Crashes at launch
>All searching for it is either advertising for the game, or brand new posts saying how great it is
>Make a thread on official forums for it
>Flooded with "Works on my machine, probably pirated it" posts
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>dude try formatting
Yeah I'm gonna reformat just to fix this fucking videogame when the poster below you gave an actual fix.
Also fuck those
>dude verify your game cache
fags, that never works.
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>>384436694
Why do you have a seat over there, anon?
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>>384435953
>using itunes
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>nvm, fixed it
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>>384436694
NEVER go full gamefixes.ru anon
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>>384433682
>stuck in game
>check walkthrough
>doesn't even mention the hurdle I'm trying to overcome

What the fuck am I doing so wrong?
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>>384437063
>series is named GAME, GAME 2, GAME 3
>searching for fixes for the first game
>even if you search for "GAME 1 fix" you just get results for the other games, including ads for GAME 4
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>>384435654
My bad but you don't have to be a bitch about it. Anyways I looked into it in geck, it's in a safe connected to the side of the wardrobe dresser in the main bedroom
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>Go to nerd store in the mid 90s
>Oh fuck yes he has DOOM floppies
>And he's some autistic neckbeard who doesn't give a shit
>Buy it
>Pop it in
>Dis gun b gud
>It's just pictures of girls posing with horse dicks
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>Game takes 2 mins to tab out
>No borderless window mode
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>>384436220
>·T·E·R·A·B·Y·T·E·
Every time.
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>>384437091
>verify game cache
That should always be your first step honestly.
>>
>>384435461
>reupload it in .rar
>pw is "make america great again"
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>only crack i can find
>torrent for 12 hours
>finally finish downloading
>"We decided to limit the downloads for this file, so only those who will follow the next steps will have acces to it, that's why we're asking to complete a short survey before you can download the password. After you complete the survey the download will automatically begin. Thank you for your support!"
>link to survey 404s
>wasn't even the right version and the version i was looking for still doesn't have a crack
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>>384431310
Dude her boobie almost out lmao
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>>384437543
>download rar
>Password on thread is forum secret that will take years to get
>only link on Google
>no one spoon-feeding.
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>>384433272
i'm surprised by how often i've seen this kind of thing
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>Are you sure you wish to quit GAME
>Yes
>...
>GAME.exe is not responding
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>>384437795
What's the problem? You wanted to close it anyway didn't you?
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>fix is here ----> lotgnds_patch.电脑强奸犯
>need 电脑强奸犯 to open : ^)
>download here:电脑强奸犯.tgz.gz.exe.bat run as admin : )))))
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>>384435461
It's going to be a really long 8 years for him.
I remember a mod from a while back that added a Trump NPC to that one ghoul hotel in Fallout 3. He didn't do anything but say lines from the apprentice and occasionally ask you to bring him items for caps about once a day.
I tried to find it again a few months ago and it looks like it has been scrubbed from existence.

>>384435953
I've had itunes cause me no less than three fuckups with mods, especially the early versions.
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>Hey, I'm having some trouble with [game], it's doing [thing]. Can anyone help me fix it?
>Bumping, I'm having the same issue.
>i had the same problem, i just gave up because i couldn't find anything to make it stop
>omg ya, same i just downloaded it and it's doing that for me to! D:
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>command prompt window opens for half a second
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>Find thread that has solution
>"You need to make an account to view this thread :)"
Kill me.
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>>384437918
does it really need to crash itself internally to do so
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>>384433682
>Stuck in game
>Check walkthrough
>Suggests you abuse an exploit than play as intended
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>>384438106
How else would you close it?
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>have issues launching game
>only link relevant to the problem is some super shady .ru link that's the digital equivalent of walking through Detroit's hoods at night with a ferrari
>link to download fix in forum is locked through referral shit
>downloads at 5.0 kbps
>works
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My fellow Americans, I would just like to say once again that I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman.
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>>384435818
Yes, many saves were fucked.
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>you were too retarded to have an anti malware installed and obtained ransomware from a torrented game that managed to disable the ability to boot into safe mode
>>
Guest:
>hello, I play a barbarian and have a problem with quest/enemy/boss because physical attack don't work

XxX_cunthunter666_xXx:
13.564 posts
>LOL THAT WAS SO EASY WITH MY MAGE JUST CAST SPELLS NIGGA
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>>384438172
very carefully
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>>384430679
>Google a problem.
>Google leads to a forum.
>Find a topic where someone has the same problem.
>All the replies tell them google is their friend.
>>
on the topic of troubleshooting does anyone know what the fuck is causing certain games to make my hdd sound like it's going to die at any moment? I tried looking at what was writing to it in resource manager, but I can't really tell what I'm looking for.
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>>384436220
I dont get it
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>>384438256
And nothing of value was lost.
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>some guy stumbles on this great post from some complete nobody
>he copy/pastes it to pastebin and links it here
>only includes the parts he likes, which is apparently only the first 2/3 of this huge post
>nobody else seems to know where it is and the first guy vanished
>google is completely useless
>ask someone else where the rest of it is
>finally I get a link to the original source
>sections of the website are account-only
>make a throwaway account
>log in
>you need to be individually approved by the mod to view this content
>mod last seen online: 2 years ago

fucking fetish porn, man
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>>384432809
Pretty sure that's impossible to fix for some retarded reason. It used to happen to me only in fucking Blizzard games, but I think it stopped when I turned on borderless windowed mode.
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>>384434134
What a cute doggie
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>>384438317
>LOL THAT WAS SO EASY WITH MY MAGE JUST CAST SPELLS NIGGA

>All the next posts are about sucking this guy's cock and telling him how funny he is until the thread fizzles out.
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>>384432531
> window resizes somehow changes desktop resolution
> all desktop icons jammed into the corner and on top of each other
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>>384438726
>The window size of programs like explorer are also changed
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>>384438657
I remember shit like this in Diablo 2
>AIM ping
>Hey man I'm having trouble here
>Ok, I got you
such comfy times
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>>384438317
>ask for gear advice with a build/playstyle that isn't top-of-the-meta
>'lol why are you using that? With [EXTREMELY OVERPOWERED META SETUP THAT ENTIRE COMMUNITY AGREES TRIVIALISES ENTIRE GAME+END/POSTGAME] I cleared the game easily :) ! Here is link for how to build it!!"
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>>384433134
Post count=dick measuring contest to them. That and some odd obsession with locking threads as if their 30 user pissing ground is the hottest shit on the internet
>>
>call tech support
>get put on the line with someone from India
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>>384435461
God, why are some mod makers absolute fucking faggots? Not that I give a shit about that mod, but what he's doing just sounds like such a faggot mod maker thing to do.
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>>384433134
The same reason why tripfags are hated
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>Can't look at posts without registering
>Register process includes the need of a cellphone number and introduce a password that they will send you

Terrible attempt, fuck off forever.
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>>384438106
When you're an incompetent code pajeet and the engineers in charge of your work are underpaid and don't have a reason to care, and the psychopath in a Gucci suit sells your program crashing instead of closing down cleanly as a time-saving measure, you're not going to give a toss either.
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>post in forum
>guy with 7029 posts disagrees with you
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>>384433682
>check walkthrough because the final few bosses are living damage sponges
>lol they're easy just use this weapon
>said weapon is lost forever if you dont get it between entering some town for the final time and leaving said town

>>384433846
I don't even give a fuck anymore. If something like an RPG just leaves you off without even a vague hint of where to go next, I feel no guilt. I'm not about to walk the entire world talking to every NPC again because some random NPC in the fourth town trips some event flag.
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>>384439390
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>>384439016
>Here's a pretty weird build that's actually pretty fun
>No one gives a shit because it's not "meta"
>It's a single player game
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>mod is locked behind patreon and donations
>mod is only available through steam workshop
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>>384439628
I hate to say but that's the only time Reddit is good for.
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>>384438473
the person knows nothing about computers and lists off parts that have no bearing on whether or not the game will run properly, also paid $1500 dollars for a computer that doesn't even have that good of parts for the time
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>>384439628
>mod is only available through steam workshop
the terrifying part of steam is that it's basically installed itself as a fundamental part of the gaming industry and in part, the internet itself.
it has become "too big to fail" because if those servers ever shut down, there will be NO recovery from the downfall of it.
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>>384430679
How can I achieve this effect in PS?
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>>384431651
>Fuck you, that took me 12498571357 hours to figure out. Do your own work.
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>>384439874
actually paid $2100, $600 dollars for a warranty holy shit best buy
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>>384439990
It is at this point that people going "lol origin" should be eating crow
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>modsucker13
>rooty tooty membership! :D
>date joined: November 23, 2015
>Posts: 143,653
>posts unrelated inside joke
>sixteen other users start posting about the inside joke
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>>384439703
> go back to some old ass forum bookmark you had
> somehow the website is still around
> some of these posts seem familiar
> wow this guy sounds like a retard

> oh shit that's my user name
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>Find a problem in a game
>Go on forum and ask if there's a solution to the problem
>a REAL solution, as in something that fixes it
>Some faggot shows up and says "You know this isn't actually that big of an issue, just ignore it and carry on with the game my dude"

Fuck these people so hard.
>>
>Find solution
>Post solution with step by step instructions
>Forum emails you when someone PMs you
>Still get PMs years later
>Delete account
>>
>support page redirects you to a site that either tells you to that porn is illegal to have so you have to download a program to remove it or locks your browser to a page telling you that you have CP on your computer and need to send money before the FBI comes to arrest you
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>you must be logged in to download files here
>make an account
>thanks! please verify your email. however a moderator must approve your account before it can fully be activated
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>>384438239
>walking with a ferrari
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>really nice vehicle addon on steam workshop for garrys mod
>comments are littered with retards constantly asking inane questions
>instead of disabling comments or telling users to fuck off he updates his mod
>the update adds a file that deletes the entire mod completely, along with i few other mods he made that are related to it I believe
I don't fucking understand these people and not having the fucking guts to tell people to shut the fuck up or just use the tools to get them to shut the fuck up. Why do they always throw a tantrum and nuke everything that people like?
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>it's another "mod author shoves politics into their mod" episode
Fuck you Obscurum-Pandemic
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>>384433682
>stuck
>check walkthrough
>does the exact same thing I did but it just decided to work for him because fuck me I guess
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>>384430679
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>>384439190
Fuck this horseshit. It's ALWAYS indians, and they're always named something like """""Tom"""""
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>>384430679

>LAN party, setting up a game of Tremulous
>everyone is able to connect except the last two people
>host check his firewall but it's fine
>rehosts the server to see what happens
>now three people can't connect, two of whom could previously
>we try a different host and still two people cannot connect
>we check the networks, all computers can see eachother
>we reboot the router and yet the problem persists
>while we're trying to figure it out one guy alt-tabs from the game and sees he has a firewall warning for Tremulous and points it out
>we don't think that could be the cause because he's not the host, but he allows the game through anyway
>suddenly everyone can connect
>ourfw
>>
not vidya but
>find some art you really like
>find the artist's page
>they nuked everything and there's nothing left
why
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>>384440616
>2017
>Melee still selling for $50
That ninty value
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>>384440592
>Why do they always throw a tantrum and nuke everything that people like?
can't find the fucking "/ignore add [name]" feature, if it exists
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>>384440936
simple: self-conscious about their work, unhappy with current quality.

artfag here. every 3 months I look back at my work and think it's complete trash compared to what I can today. the struggle is real.
>>
>creates super popular video game comic parody's
>gets upset that this work is more popular than their other work
>nukes it and never does it again

Fuck you Hiimdaisy
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>try to register for site
>it says name taken no matter what username you enter even if you add random numbers at the end
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>>384440936
>tfw an old artist you liked would do this all the time
>just keeps making new accounts and deleting them with all his new art
And people make fun of me for buying doujinshi and saving porn.
>>
>Bioshock sound doesn't work
>shitloads of posts on how to fix it
>nearly all of them are horseshit like "reinstall game/windows/steam/your life, change drivers, all that shit
>turning mic to stereo mix works

Why the hell does that even work
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>porn artist i like
>his pics are good with nice art
>becomes a fucking jew some years ago
>all of his shit is behing a pay wall and only does comissions now
>uploads censored versions of his art to the public as a fuck you
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>>384435392
>>384435654
You are the kind of dick you complain about. Being a rude cunt when a guy try to help you and can't even say "thanks" when he gives you the solution.
>>
>>384430679
john wick was kind of awful. last time I listen to popular opinion. it was almost boondock saints bad.
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>>384440936
>artist usually draws porn
>has been doing it for the past years
>suddenly the patreon scene comes by
>puts all his lewd shit behind patreon

I don't like the guy's art, it's nothing special but it's kinda lame seeing how everyone's already your "nudes"
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>>384441387
is there even a site that lets you pirate patreon content, fuck that shit
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>walk into hospital
>see a bunch of people in the waiting room
>some of them really need help and I could help but I ignore them
>sneak into the back
>walk into peoples rooms look around and see what's going on with them
>some people are really looking bad
>see a guy in bed, he's talking to a doctor about chest pains and abnormal palpitations
>his heart is apparently fucked up
>push past his doctor
>I'VE NEVER HAD THAT PROBLEM MY HEART WORKS FOR ME!
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>>384441682
Only if it's good enough to get pirated
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>>384440936
>tfw I'll never ever get a full version of this
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>>384441682
danbooru
gelbooru
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>>384441387
Censored porn is a crime against humanity
>>
>>384439703
More like

>leave 4chan for other, better fourms
>they all suck too
>realize when a large number of people get together to do anything, it eventually starts to rot and suck

It's just human nature, either live with it or stick to small, and I mean SMALL, Skype or Discord groups with legitimate friends, not drama whores.
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>>384441760
>that one anon who posts teases
really wish I'd paid attention when it was mentioned who made it.
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>>384440936
fucking Mars Argo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp1ZluX4aYs
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>attempt to read up on theories for some background lore or stories in a game
>check it out on /v/
>that's a stupid theory, kys
>no man this is what really happened
>DEEPEST
>LORE
>try checking out theories on reddit
>EDIT: Thank you for plebbit gold!
>EDITx2: Thanks again for the 300 upboats guys!
>EDITx3: I really appreciate the love everyone!
>Half the entire plebbit post is just edits where he strokes everyone's cock
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>>384431310
>person uploads tool through website that's now gone
>still posts on the website occasionally
>ask them multiple times to reupload the tool
>they never respond even though they reply to you elsewhere on the website
>>
>>384441530
the simulation is too real
>>
>>384430913
>guy makes a custom voiced follower
>follower can be romanced through affection levels
>guy wonders why more people aren't talking about his mod
>doesn't realize theres a glitch that prevents further progression with the follower if you originally had your character get married, even if you divorced

I'm only upset I wasted hours on the follower until I realized it was glitched. Shame since I dug into the files and found some juicy lines for the follower.
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>>384441760
Cropped shit upsets me on a deep level
I've had this since E3 and I have no idea what to do with it.
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>>384431528
Windows 10 has a lot of issues with older games though, so anyone dumb enough to use W10 may have that as their issue.
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>>384441387
This is the worst fucking thing. I will never understand why people hold their own art hostage as if doing that will make them more popular and generate more money. In reality, people are just going to dismiss you and will go find someone else who isn't a complete tool.
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>>384441974
there's a shantae game where she becomes an ant?
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>>384434671
Every fucking JRPG walkthrough ever
>>
>>384436220
I honestly have to respect Best Buy here. There are a lot of morons out there, so you might as well capitalize on that market. If they don't do it, someone else will.
>>
>>384442210
10 idiots paying 40bux/month is an income of 400
100 people being nice and giving 1 a month average in donations and support is only 100

They cater to the idiots who will pay for it
They don't give a shit about the art or making things. They're looking to get paid
>>
I support SelfDrillingSMS on Patreon but that's it.
>>
>want to play PC version of Simcity 2000
>every link gives me the fucking DOS version
>finally find the game and some Win7 patch for it on a /vr/ thread
>lost the patch so i'm fucked in the future
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>>384442190
>Cropped shit upsets me on a deep level
What if it was never porn to begin with, but the crop makes it LOOK like it was actually porn?
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>>384430913
>post waifu pictures on nexusmods
>guy sees it
>"WHAT MOD"
>doesn't even endorse your pic
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>>384442616
>tfw still have the box with the original cd for SimCity 2000
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>>384436694
Hmm, very interesting. Tell me more.
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>>384442437
I know it's potentially viable but that doesn't mean people have to like it. Idiots can be idiots all they want but the moment I see lewd art being held behind the great wall of patron, it's an instant red flag for me.
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>>384436895
>adfly and other pages
>link shortner chain
>please vote to get access
>last page won't load unless you enable java
>AV goes fucking batshit

I just want to fucking play Red Faction.
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>>384430856
>PC game doesn't have option to rebind controls, an extremely basic feature that should be taken for granted
>google to see if I'm retarded and I missed it
>all the threads are people saying "The controls are fine, this game is great, why do you wanna change them?"
FUCK NECROPOLIS
AND FUCK STEAM FORUM COCKSUCKERS
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>>384437685
God that reminds me of the damn LNs for "The Devil is a Part-Timer" where I believe the translations were hidden somewhere in one of his fanfictions.

Fuck I really want to read them but fuck that.
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>try to search for wiiware PMD games for hacked wii
>only one of the three is online
>the others straight up don't exist on the internet
>everything i search turns up dead links and everything
>only promising site is entirely in spanish and has links that don't work
>fucking polish guy i have added on skype has the other two on Dolphin
>takes like an hour to upload them both because shit internet
>download them
>cant use them due to region locking
>have to search for region unlocking program
>finally manage to install them on Wii after 8 hours of work
>realize at the end of it all that i'd need a translation guide onhand at all times
>never actually play them and just throw them in a Mega link

At least I made them more accessible I guess.
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>>384442010
The guy leading the project is doing ThatPoppy now.
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>here's the fix [download link]
>need to complete a survey in order to download

im glad they're gone now
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>>384434619
LOL
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>>384434619
>locking your shitty mod over something that has nothing to do with said shitty mod

Why are these sorts of people the most petty?
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>>384439202
>narcissist wants attention
>video games are popular
>actually making a game is hard
>making a mod is relatively easier
>figure out a popular idea
>put it together with chewing gum and shoe strings
>upload it and rake in the website's equivalent of (You)s
>proceed to act out narcissist tendencies
That's my theory.
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>can't fucking find ROM anywhere after the great Nintendo ROM purge
>end up finding it on some shady spanish site
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>>384443736
Being petty got mommy to pay attention to them
Not daddy though, daddy left mommy a long time ago
>>
>>384443775
just use vimm.net
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>>384435621
>following a set of instructions to help kiddies update and shit
This is 99% of IT problems though. Never underestimate the stupidity and incompetence of normalfags. The average IT faggot is not equipped to solve any issue that isn't "install adobe reader" tier, because that level of training is extremely expensive compared to giving them a script to tell the user to click a few links.
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>try one of those wiiware code generators when I was a dumb teen
>get caught in an infinite loop of surveys
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>>384442190
Never mind guys, I found it.
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>>384443897
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>>384437293
learn to use google. try
>game 1 fix -"game 2" -"game 3" -"game 4"
The minus signs will exclude those results. It doesn't always work, but it usually does.
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>>384442207
It doesn't though.
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>>384443897
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>>384443897
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>click on doujin in my exhentai backlog
>it's one of the ones that was destroyed in the purge
>can't find it anywhere else
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>>384443881
>now you can just download the games off mega and install them on the wii

Those surveys can eat a dick
>>
>>384430679
>I have the same problem, I hope someone knows how to fix it
>last post 5 years ago
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>>384433550
>already answered in this thread
>thread is thousands of pages long
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>>384435692
>start video
>wait 5 seconds to be able to skip add (inb4 why no addblock?)
>stupid logo of the guy name and chanel with some random music
>picture of windows desktop with random files all over it.
>"hey guys it's me M.C. Clover1991 and today i am going to show you how to solve problem x. i will be reading this guide i found on this site. link is in the description"
>open link in the description
>close youtube tab
>read the tutorial as is more detailed and simple to understand than the video voice.
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>>384440907
>lan party
>spend 80% of the night installing and fixing stuff
>fix everything
>everyone agrees to do something else

Sometimes I hate my squad. Also.
>lan party
>fix stuff and install for the next hours
>"alright, we are good to go"
>"eh, guys? Something happened to my laptop"
>its fucking updating to Win 10
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>>384434619
He probably lost a bed and a ton of money
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>please enable two factor authentication
fuck you to death gabe
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>>384442190
>>384444082
>>384444060
>>384443998
>>384443897
I apologize. I just wanted to fuck with you guys given the context of the thread. Here you go:
https://vndb.org/v20580
https://e-hentai.org/s/7b564d3e57/1033740-151
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>>384443775
Mario: ¡muchas gracias por jugar mi juego!
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>just run as administrator bro
>it works
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>download one of those bigass doujinshi monthly magazine shit
>it had a random gore picture in it
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>>384444282
>inb4ing your own post
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>>384444457
>run under compatibility mode
>never works
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>>384444365
Is this shit even possible with a normiephone? That's something i've been avoiding for as long as possible
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>often captcha fucks with me and get the damn thing wrong at least 10 times
>switch to legacy captcha
>only works for replies
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>>384444465
>see pic that looks sweet as fuck from thumbnail
>click it
>full size has heavy censoring/piss/shitty art/all of the above
>>
PM'd you the fix ;)

just ctrl+click a post number to open a reply window that replies to nobody. Legacy's faster anyways
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>>384444756
test
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>>384444587
>please select all x
>somehow get it incorrect 20000 times
>switch to audio captcha
>have to listen through creepy phonetapped voice clips but it works 100% of the time
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>>384444584
I used bluestacks for it. Basically a program on PC, so you don't need a phone.
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>>384444413
>1,264 images
>all those tags
You're good people, anon.
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>pm'd you the fix
>2 years later
>hey guys what was the fix i am having this issue
>thread locked
>you have been banned for the following reason: dont necro 2 year old threads
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>>384441530
At least he's anti-Islam
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>guy you knew as a new guy becomes a moderator
>does it for free
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>>384431848
>>384432667
>>384433305
>>384444882
why is necroing even bannable in help sections?
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>>384444756
just press Q
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>>384440697
>talking with grandmother
>this exact subject comes up
>"you know their name isn't actually Tom, it's gotta be some Indian shit like 'Ramen Noodle'"
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>guy makes a useless reply
>post count +1
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>>384444982
These assholes with their 10 person forums act like they have to have a shitload of threads saved onto the site, but get uppity if you post in any of them.
>>
>Hey the game breaks when I do this optional side quest/minigame/extra, noncritical feature
>Lol who cares who does that anyway XD

ONE OF US DIES TONIGHT AND EITHER ONE IS THE RIGHT ANSWER.
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>>384444539
>Game from 2013
>have issues
>"run it under Win98 compatibility"
>"what the fuck, how can it h..."
>it works

>same game crashes at same point
>"just reboot, man"
>"what the fuck, how can it h..."
>it works too
>>
>>384445258
>find an old Jumpstart game I played on my grandma's dinosaur pc when I was a kid
>oh fuck time to relive my childhood
>game refuses to run because I'm not using Windows98
welp
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>>384433134
When you bring accounts with usernames into the game, it becomes a dick measuring contest rather than a discussion forum.

It stops being about taking about a specific topic and starts being a High School tier battle for popularity.
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>>384444048
Yes it does. I know a lot of older Touhou games have issues with W10 for example. You might be able to find a way to fix the issues but that doesn't negate the issue existing.
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>[obvious joke]
>[serious reply]
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>>384445446
Touhou and some other japanese games are pretty much only games that have problems.
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>>384443775
http://emulation.gametechwiki.com/index.php/Need_Games%3F
Here you go friend this should cover anything Nintendo, there are some shovelware Wii games that aren't here but other than that you should be good
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>>384445432
>want to play some fucking RODENT'S REVENGE
>have to literally install win98 in a virtual machine to do so
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>>384445547
Yeah but there are lots of good Jap games.
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>>384443156
For honor?
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>>384445446
>touhou
I thought you said games?
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>>384441740
underrated
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>>384441680
>it's kinda lame seeing how everyone's already your "nudes"

what
>>
>play video games on my PS4
>literally no problems that need fixing
Lmao pc "master" race.
>>
>>384445638
Touhou is a series of video games. Side content like the manga and music CDs are just that, the main focus has always been the games.
There is also no Touhou anime barring a few fanmade shorts
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>>384445747
>play video games on my PS4
How do you do that when PS4 has no games?
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>>384445619
And a ton of them work. Many problems with others are related to shitty locale emulator for 10.
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>>384445747
>>play video games on my PS4
>>literally no problems that need fixing
the problem is the PS4
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High ranking moderator asks for simple clarification for the problem and the thread gets pruned due to inactivity
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>>384443156
>what is autohotkey
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>Error: Non-users can only search for 4 tags at once/search up to 25 pages at once
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>>384441530
Exquisite.
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>there's a bug with damage calculation when using certain values, can you guys check it?
>here's a link on how the damage is calculated :)
>oh, I already know about this, but as I've said, the formulas are no longer true when using certain (but nonetheless appropriate) values -- you can check it yourself, just set the values to...
>you have been permanently banned
>>
>tfw used to be a mod on some no-name website

You don't even fucking do anything, why do these people have a hardon for the position?
>>
Is John Wick any good?
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>to see the link you have to reply with something like thx or thanks
>reply with "."
>see the link but get warned later
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>>384430862
>>384431651
>needing to be spoonfed
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>>384445258
>game its own spec detector program
>can't run it because "the spec requires at least 16 mb of vram"
>I have a GTX 960
>>
>Can you post the fix?
>Banned! Reason: Necromancy!

Well if this specific thread is the first fucking result on google for the general search maybe you should take some responsibility and put the fucking fix there
>>
>>384441530
You forgot to put your specs into your sig
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>>384446129
Fun mindless ride, give it a try. Loved it.
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>>384440229
I literally just had this happen yesterday
>lol look at this stupid bitch posting emoticons and *actions*
>God, what is her avatar, Lucy from Elfen Lied?
>Hah, she has a deviantart, I bet it's really cringy
>...hey wait a minute, these are things I remember drawing
>...oh god, this is my old dA page
And then I spent 2 hours simultaneously nostalgiagasming and cringing at the concentrated levels of 2005 weeaboo fangrill contained within. Fuck, I even had some fanfictions on there, and some really, REALLY bad """original""" fiction which was basically a ripoff of some other webcomic that was popular at the time.

no I am not showing it to you, it's that bad
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>>384446129
First movie is good.
Second movie is the most fun movie experience I've ever had.
>>
I never understood why people got mad when a thread got necro'd, someone explain it to me.
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>>384440229
>mfw if I would ever to become famous/efamous/DoxTarget nobody would ever find my retarded forum posts because
>1) The forum died
>2) Before that, years before they purged everything people did not ask them to keep
>3) It's in another language
Fuck your "On the internet it stays forever"
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>>384446369
Post the fanfics then
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>>384446469
It's being stored on the servers somewhere inside Area 51, silly.
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>>384430679
>dont necro. topic locked
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>>384446442
They don't want old topics staying around? It's some ungodly petty thing that I'm sure they only do just because they saw other shit forums do it.
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>>384437998
>Command prompt opens up for half a decade
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>>384445620
Reread the post, and carefully this time.

>>384445925
Autohotkey doesn't sound like a basic fucking feature that is to be expected in any PC game made in the past 15 years.
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>>384434658
Fucking goddamnit. This has happened to me a total of 3 times. None of the shit works but the third time I did it all before I bothered going to support. I attached Dxdiag and every fathomable error log I could find.
>Sorry to hear about your problem, please do this assbackwards thing you already listed. If this doesn't work please attach a dxdiag report and an error log from /filepath in your reply.
>>
>Reply to post
>Realise that his post was made two years ago
>He still replies
>>
>>384446707
New to PC gaming? Im not judging, but like 90% of the time the user himself fixes the game mess. We are used to it, we shouldnt, but thats how things are.
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>>384433897
Yeah, I got burned from a /vg/ link to site with a Civ V mod. In-browser ads and everything. Had to do a desperate Malwarebytes run to get it sorted.
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>>384439016
>>384439487
>post a fashion build I threw together, ask if there's any glaring issue with it
>anon that's not meta, here's a modification that completely changes what you were going for

every time
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>>384443156
I'm more angry they've pretty much abandoned the game despite promising more content for it after the Brutal update

Definitely needs more content, it's a game that could be 10/10 but settles for 6/10 and abandonware status

real shame

>>384446504
trust me, you don't wanna read them
one of them is gay harry potter shit I don't even remember writing
Just looking at the sheer amount of typos and emotes and just bad grammar in them is giving me conniptions. Like really, this was a time capsule that did not need to be open. It's unclean.
>>
>game just stops working one day because the license for the software the devs used for effects ran out
Fuck you compile heart
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>>384436005
>mfw I think my ISP is throttling the speed of MEGA.
Hopefully the law about net neutrality get passed within a month.
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>>384446961
Are you fucking serious

which one?
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>>384447003
Fairy fencer f advent dark force
They did fix it but that shouldn't have happened in the first place
>>
>yfw
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>>384444457
>Just open the change desktop screen to unfuck Age of Empires 2 graphics
>it works
Of course now is not needed anymore.
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>Create a thread to ask a question
>Someone replies with a forum in-joke
>Users start discussing between them and ignore your question
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>>384436321
>>384436103
>>384435974
God fucking damnit don't remind me of this nightmare!
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>>384446869
do you or do you not agree that control rebinding can reasonably be expected of a PC game made in the west in 2016? thats the entire point im making with my post.
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>>384447212
The problem is with explorer.exe, a bat file can be used to launch the game with unfucked graphics. Though people who still play the CD release just use UserPatch, I believe.
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>>384446936
THIS.
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>>384446583
Not like the average troll could access it.
>>
>2008
>try to play some mario world romhack
>nobody prepatches their fucking games
>have to find some walkthrough on how to patch them myself
>doesn't work on snes9x
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>>384447343
I know, I used to crash it, but if you open the screen to change desktop it works the same.....but WHY?
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>>384444457
>disable v-sync bro
>it works
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>>384446369
>she
let's see 'em
>>
>>384440229
>>384446369
Oh god, I remembered that I have a funnyjunk account that I used to use I don't know how many years ago.
>>
>>384447309
Its expected obviously, but if there's none, what are you gonna do? call the devs? wait for a fix? not gonna happen. Learn AHK and solve your own control problems in any game.
>>
>>384447492
The person isn't attention whoring though, so there's no reason to use the whole "tits or gtfo" thing.
>>
>>384444413
I like you.
>>
>>384444539

I hate this.
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>>384447646
This is the current state of /v/. Im out.
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>>384447764
see you tomorrow
>>
You guys don't even know pain if you think Windows is bad
try finding help for Linux problems
>>
>>384447615
it seems you have missed the point of this thread, and not just missed it, but inverted it entirely.
>>
>>384447795
>sounds like a problem with your distro bro
>>
>>384447795
Maybe stop being a digital hipster then
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>>384438726
This, this, THIS
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>>384447764
>Im
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>>384440229

>Go lurk a forum I was banned from literally 6 years ago
>A couple posters' signatures are still quotes from my old posts
>>
>>384446992
You mean that law that does the opposite of what is written in its name?
>>
>>384445439
Because /v/ is such a bastion of video game discussion.
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>>384433434
>link to his wife's son's profile and his specs
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>>384444539
did work for me
for the cinematic portions of warcraft 3
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I do this just to piss off others and vent my frustration, then I pretend to be someone else and explain how to fix it when I find the solution.
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>mod is really fucking good and works like a charm
>the creator is a massive drama whoring dickhead
I almost feel guilty for playing the Clash of Kings mod for Warband because the guy who made it is such a huge cunt.
>>
>>384448434
Give me the juicy details, anon. What makes him a shithead?
>>
>>384448434
That was me when I modded.
It's really hard to avoid drama.
>>
>>384443775
Just use nicoblog lad.
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>Game crashes constantly when tabbing out or back in
>No borderless windowed mode

FUCK
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>>384446369
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>>384431864
>still thinks facebook is the preferred method of sharing images

either a grandpa who doesnt watch tv, or a virgin walker who shields himself from popular culture
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>>384448040
Nope, I don't live in America.
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>FO4
>browsing through bethnet mods
>see arsenal mod on recommended mods list
>install it and enjoy it
>close the game to add some other mods from nexus
>think 'I should just get the nexus version anyways' after adding a dozen new mods
>next day the mod gets pulled, /v/ is blowing up about it
sometimes I make the best decisions for literally no reason other than autism
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>>384448434
Cozur is such a fucking cunt. Does he still have his mod as closed source or did he finally do the right thing and release the source code for it?
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>>384448605
Fucking Oblivion.
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>>384448704
This was me the day before paid skyrim mods.
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>>384446707
I deserved a much more rude response
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>>384431737
This one triggers me so hard.
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>>384434970
Yep. He's a fucking drama queen asshat.
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>>384448610
kek, that is a great album though, lost in the supermarket is my favorite of it
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>>384447309
Control rebinding cannot be reasonable expected of any game made post 2007 because they are meant for consoles.
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>>384448480
The mod overall is great, but it has some really dumb shit in it, like random events that give you permanent and unreversable stat debuffs and shit like that. When people complained the guy who made it threw a massive tantrum and to this day refuses to even make the events toggleable because it "goes against his vision". He also picks fights with other people that make ASOIAF mods because he didn't like the competition. Oh, and whenever a feature turns out to have bugs he just removes it altogether in the next patch because he can't be fucked to fix it properly. Overall just an A-grade faggot, and probably has legit autism.
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>>384430913
>search all over
>fuck it i'm not finding it, spend 40 hours playing normally
>caesar asks me to kill Mr. House
>find bunkey key in Mr. House's corpse
>"To access the Bunker, you have find your key, which is hidden inside the house, luck in your search."

The cheeky fuck
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>>384449241
That's just cruel
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>>384449062
Don't forget about polearms breaking after a couple hits and completely random tripping during combat.
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>Minecraft mod
>Creator stops updating (read: drops off the face of the fucking earth with no explanation) after release 1.8

fuck man I'm finding less and less reasons to try and get back into it

bonus points if you can guess which mod
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>>384435621
Fuck those instructions and the retard that wrote them

>self assembled pc dies when heatwave strikes
>too busy building another one so buy premade
>atapi errors out the ass
>can't fix it software wise and can't open case cause lol warranty
>it ''experts'' at store at a loss as how to fix it
>they end up replacing random hardware on three different occasions
>still atapi errors after each one
>say fuck it get a refund and pull all nighter assembling pc from the ground up
>works fine for years
>old pc also start up again for no apparent reason
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>>384449350
>Mod
>Mod creator works with other mod creators to create a framework for modding Minecraft
>somewhere along the line this creator throws an autistic shitfit and designs his mod to not fit with the framework he helped create
>everyone else uses the framework but him

Name that mod
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>>384447212
Oh jesus fuck, I remember having to do this exact same thing just to play a few years back. Took me days to find and use that fix because I thought it was complete bullshit and didn't want to waste time trying.
Blew my fucking mind when it worked flawlessly.
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>>384440907
>anyone really been far even
I had actually deciphered that into a coherent sentence that actually made sense, but I didn't think to write it down. I felt like a linguistic master that deciphered the Rosetta Stone, now I can't ever remember what it was.
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>>384444457
>game crashes seconds after launching
>every single time
>just disable the movies bro
>it works
Fucking Akiba's Trip. I hope I'm not missing anything good.
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>>384431737
>search function is just that shitty Google Custom Search every fucking website had
>links you to the just locked thread
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>how do I fix X?
>[User's account has been terminated]
>Holy shit it worked! I would have never thought to try that. Thank you so much
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>>384430856
its always the guy with 20k forum posts
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Is there a bigger cabal of faggots than the desmume dev team?
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>>384442210
lol, this is what artists do.

just because theres internet doesnt mean artists will willingly turn their art into a hobby and not a job
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>>384449901
How the fuck do you think he got those 20k forum posts? You don't actually think he made 19,999 great contributions to the forum, right?

>>384450039
What's up with them? Don't know anything about them
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>>384449901
>guy with professional experience comes in and gives advice
>he has to chime in and tries to dismiss the advice
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>>384430856
What does 'Glass Him' even mean?
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>>384450039
To be fair, they do have to deal with a lot a stupid questions, but they are pretty snarky even with valid ones. Didn't they officially make their last update anyway?
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>>384442672
The worst.

Like the absolute worst
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>>384450138
It means "buy the guy you're chatting with a drink"
just kidding you smash him in the fucking face with a glass
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>would you like to disable stickykeys?

>[no][cancel]
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>>384450220
>here's the option to randomly hurt some guy that is crying after 2 hours of no saving
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>>384444457
>crash on save while playing fallout three
>usual fixes do nothing
>random post on obscure forums says blowing yourself with a fat man unfucks it
>out of options so try it
>actually works
>never been able to find that exact forum since
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>>384450928
How do you code something so horrendously that doing something like that works?
How desperate/frustrated do you have to be to try something like that in the first place?
This shit don't make no sense.
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>>384441286
Or you can just plug something in your mic port. Can be a headset or mic doesn't matter, just so long somethings in there.
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>>384451084
Still don't know why a single player game NEEDS a mic plugged in. Is it just a rushed port?
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>The only potential fix to your problem is in some tutorial vid on YouTube
>The guy is not even talking to explain it, instead he recorded how he types in Notepad
>Loud ass screamo music starts playing
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>>384432865
fucking trackmania forever
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>>384441530
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>>384432865
The things you had to delete were probably some fucked up configuration files. When games start and can't find the config files, they usually create new ones with default settings.
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>>384432865
RAGE?
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>>384445925
cancer
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>make a thread to ask about an issue I'm having
>Moderator: Guess you shouldn't have pirated it :) (thread locked)
>bought the game legally
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>>384451148
Yep bioshock is a horrible port. Any game that you can't turn mouse acceleration off in is a big red flag for me.
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>>384444828
>have to download PS2 Rom
>Neither Google or legacy captcha work
>try audio captcha
>be non-native English speaker
>captcha is hard to understand and goes too fast
>Too many tries. Please try again in 5 minutes
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>>384452024
Fucking Bamham
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>>384452175
You are gonna tell me that people who did not pirate it had the cape problem?
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>>384431964
>>
My two biggest fucking peeves in troubleshooting are

>fresh install of windows
This is what retards say when they have no idea what they are talking about. They provide zero issue-specific suggestions, and just opt for the nuclear option. Fresh install of windows is an option when your entire system is compromised in some way, or you got a new drive or something. This is like telling someone that has a door-ding on their car to go buy a new car.

>update your drivers
Nigger this response it literally only relevant if we are talking about a game that came out in the last month, max. Because anyone who is gaming on PC will know about drivers, because its impossible not to. This is elementary shit.

>Get xpadder
This one is kind of specific to me because it really only applies to trying to get games work with a controller, which I prefer for certain genres. Its not necessarily a bad piece of advice but xpadder is not free software (unless pirated, which Im okay with) and is also just kind of stupid. Controller support is usually not as simple as just mapping keys to a controller, because you're still mapping digital to analog, which can be janky.
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>pages of useless junk responses to the issue, almost all of them not taking into account the initial information provided by OP
>ten pages into the 4th link on the 2nd page of your google search there is some ageless wizard of yore with a download for some program on a japanese site that provides the exact solution for the issue youre having
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>>384448950
>asshat

Back to plebbit with you.
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>>384436852
Finally someone shares my pain, jesus christ.

>install a new add-on
>Textures going into a void
>Plane now a diorama of the interior
>Reload the flight only to have FSX Crash
>Reboot computer
>Everything works

I unironically love simulators and tycoon style games, but the lack of polish is horrifying at times.
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>>384432865
fucking killing floor man what were they thinking
>>
>thingyouwant_part1.rar
>thingyouwant_part2.rar
>thingyouwant_part3.rar
>thingyouwant_part4.rar
>etc, etc.
>obscuredownloadsite.fuckyou
>You must wait 24 hours before starting another download
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>>384437795
fucking nestopia
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>>384434671
Fucking every time.

>Now what you're gonna need is this specific equipment/weapon/character ability that we got from doing that hidden quest way back on disc 1! It's gonna be a big help here!
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>>384453479

>thingyouwant_part3.rar have been lost to internet oblivion
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>>384444419
>thank you very much for to play my game
it's jugando you fucking gaijin, I'm pretty sure even google translate isn't this shitty
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>>384453479
>10 fucking parts
>Only part 10 has been taken down by a copyright claim
>Other 9 parts remain for you to download
>Download site only allows one download at a time
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>>384435621
>few years ago
>try to fix shit
>shits fucked
>chat with support
>they keep copy pasting the exact same shit and have no idea whatsoever what theyre even talking about
>eventually give up

>year ago
>buy new processor because old one died
>some game came with the processor
>whatever i dont care but might aswel activate it on steam though
>doesnt work
>go to amd site
>amd site redirects me to some 3rd party website
>3rd party website cant unfuck it and eventually tells me to send them receipt of me buying the processor
>"ok thanks should work now :)"
>ticket closed
>doesnt work
>go through exact same process with another guy
>happens again
>start emailing those retards once a day to give me my shit
>they ignore me
>call the store i bought the CPU from and asked them what do
>"oh just bring the product back entirely so we can refund you or give you another one"
>processor is already in my pc
>theres no guarantee that would work

All "IT support" are braindead monkeys, I used for telecom company and did this shit durin my gap year the amount of retardation from both co workers and customers is unbearable literally wanted to blow my brains out
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>guy with 125,000 posts chimes in
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>>384435621
Bought diablo II for like ten bucks, and the fucking launcher wouldn't boot up and I went through like fucking 5 "support specialists" before saying fuck it and getting a refund.
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>>384446369
>fangrill
M A L M Ö
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>>384454332
That pic
Jesus Christ this shit happened to me yesterday, a random fuck just bought 30-bags of packed coffee like what the fuck?
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>>384430856
>thread devolves into a chatroom between 10k+ post count veterans.
>mod joins in on the conversation after banning your ass.
Fuck everything
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>>384454073
>go to unzip the files
>Enter password: ______
>password is nowhere to be found
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>>384441974
Doesn't matter, the artist's DA was found and they've deleted everything
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>>384450082
He deliberately sabotage and hold back any of the improvements of his own emulator because he hates pokemon fags
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>old quality games that are incompatable to the new windows operating systems or with the new hardware
>games that cannot run on pc's with more than 1 core
I waited so long and you do this to me?
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>>384443156
consider autohotkey
>>
>enabling bloom fixes the crash on startup
>disabling it is required to stop the final mission from crashing
>game requires restart to apply changes
I can't even remember the game anymore, but I sure as hell won't be playing it again
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>Game only runs on a single core
>You can't do anything about it
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>get something working perfectly
>lose everything in a hard drive failure
>can't get it working again the same way because you can't remember how
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>>384455364
Just run them through a VM, it's a solved problem
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>>384432520
>wanted to play miney crafta
>decide to put it on my old laptop because I'd never play it on my desk anyway
>get a cracked technic launcher because lmao fuck paying
>download most recent java and game version
>click play
>launcher closes and starts up again shortly after
>oh boy here we go
>mess around with a few settings, changed resolution etc
>nothing
>off to google we go
>literally every forum I go to they say "update ur drivierz lmao"
>I have the most recent version for this old piece of shit
>3 days later (yes I spent 3 days trying to fix this) I click on an obscure YouTube video out of sheer desperation
>it's some gay sounding Dutch guy
>U HEFF TO DOWNGRAED UR JAVA TO DIS VERSION
>oh now I have to downgrade. Fuck this looks like I'm not playing minecraft
>do it anyway because I'm autistic
>it actually fucking starts up now
>mfw
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>>384456112
>have to get a VM working properly

Well there's a hundred other problems right there.
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>>384436513
You paid the iron price, matey.
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>>384444982
Had this explained by an asshole once, it has something to do with it pushing newer threads down the list or something for a thread people haven't viewed in possibly years or something. It's a ridiculous thought because it's better to use a thread already made than make a brand new one for the exact same question that was never answered.
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>>384456250
>pushing newer threads down the list
Making a new thread does the exact same thing
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>>384456176
>pirates game
>complains when it doesn't work

I mean
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>>384433220
>That guy that had like 5 userbars in a dead forum
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>trying to put CFW on wii or some other system doesn't matter
>gbatemps
>have to download a bunch of files from different linked forum posts
>guide is either written by a 12 year old or someone who barely knows english

maybe I'm just retarded for not knowing how to do it myself
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>topic with OP having exactly the same problem as me
>all replies are:
>YEAH ME TOO
>WOW ME TOO
>*AUTISTIC DROOLING*
>2 years later:
>MEE TOO! PLEASE HELP
>Faggot mod: DONT FUCKING NECROBUMP YOU CUNT!
>thread locked
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>that youtube comment that links to the time where the guy shuts the fuck up and tells you what to do
>it's 4 minutes in
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>>384434658
>MMO that's like 30+ gigs to download in total
>Have a minor issue that I can't figure out
>"Try reinstalling"
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>>384447137
is the game good? i was wondering if it worth buing it for 12$ on the current PS4 sale
>>
>sid meiers simgolf will NEVER EVER be playable on modern computers
Why even live?
>>
>open thread asking for help
>'use the search function, retard'
>use it
>only hits are in a 400+ page thread
>clicking them sends you to the first post of the thread
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>>384434946
>Do this
>Someone comments that it causes a conflict with a different playable character
>Can't figure out a way to fix it
>Just slap a note on it saying "Don't use this mod if you want to use such-and-such character"
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>>384444413
>those tags
>>
>>384444413
you memed well
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>>384432382
>default windows cursor
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>>384440229
>Been using the same username for my entire life
>If people Google it they can easily see what I typed all the way back in the late 90s and early 2000s.
>They can see how much I spent on worthless F2P games because when I was a kid I bragged like a motherfucker.
>Said posts are on forums that will never die.
>Tied to it are also forums where people call me an idiot as well but that's acceptable because I was.
>As a kid I was such a dumbass I mentioned my first name multiple times.
Please God save me.
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>>384456683
Turning a problem into a solution. You should be a marketeer.
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>>384456313
Exactly, which is why it's completely retarded.
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>>384444457
>disconnect your mic or headphones bro!
>it works
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>>384433682
>"walkthrough"
>barely ANY information on how the bosses need to be killed
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>>384448959
My fucking nigga
>>
>>384430679
>you need to register to download
>you need to make 100 posts to download
>you need to be verified by a moderator to download
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>delete/change intro videos
>error: unable to start game.exe, faggot_intro.bik is missing or corrupted.
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>>384440936
This happens super commonly with fetish artists, and even moreso in the particular types I'm interested it seems, so much so that every now and then I'll meticulously download every single piece of artwork from my favorite artists just so that someone somewhere will have a copy of it.
>>
>>384436527
That shit's the best. It's feels like your gambling your pc's life but it's worth it.
>>
>>384456189
uhh its actually one
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>>384431964
>Guy tries to be a smart ass linking you to a google search of your problem
>The first and only thread is the only real result
>Stuck in a endless circle of google

Why do forums exist sometimes? Just for people to act like pricks and powertrip?
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>>384457719
>Why do forums exist sometimes?
They dont really there used to be a lot more but they all died out because of this and power tripping staff.
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>>384441286
THAT WAS SUCH FUCKING BULLSHIT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Trying to play Skyrim on PC but it keeps crashing, turns out its because I set my audio format to high at 192000Hz and it only likes the default setting.
I like to think a future me PM'ed me the fix.
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>>384441286
I usually post those fixes on 4chan so they are archived.
Fuck going through hell if anyone is smart 4chan archives will be the first place to search for it
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>>384457437
>change intro video to porn for a laugh
>dont play for a while
>decide to play again a few months later
>load it up again in front of family
>>
>ask Chad for advice with women
>just bee yourself
REEE
>>
>>384437063
>Works on my machine just fine! Looks like you have a problem with your computer!

Yeah. Thanks, fucknut. Like I and everyone else in the thread didn't realize that in a nanosecond once they read my post.

The worst is when they try to get you banned, acting like you're trolling or saying the game is bad because you have issues. At least try to help instead of being a complete moron thinking they're being smart by stating the obvious.
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>>384444539
>Compatability mode
>It's not compatable with anything
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>>384439390
>Guest#1325372-Hey I have a problem with error 090 appearing when I try to launch. What do you guys think I should do?
-0 likes

>Faggotdicksucker9000- Looks like you're having problems with you computer! Next time, try searching up the problem before posting. Google is you friend
-235193508 likes
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>>384458174
Bullshit i ran Resident Evil 1 unnder Win 95 and worked perfectly
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>>384446369
>Actually trying to find old forums and shit I used to frequent during early internet
>Pretty much every one of them has been deleted
>Websites I used to frequent years ago are also gone
>Suddenly feel like ten years have been erased from my life since there's no record of it left
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>"I don't know works for me XD"
>"works for me XD"
>"for me XD"
>"XD"
Someday Ill fucking kill someone.
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>>384448695
What great country actually have such laws? I need it.
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>>384457927
So, what happens after that moment?
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>hey guys, i downloaded this PS1 game but it won't emulate properly, can someone post their settings?
>BANNED
>THREAD LOCKED: WE DO NOT ADVOCATE PIRACY
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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


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