Taffers Need Not Apply

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I have a simple job planned for this evening. Break into an unmodded /v/, steal another fat anon's priceless Thief thread and leave quietly.

Lord Summer is out of town, and rumor has it that the fags of his board went with him as a bodyguard. The time is ripe for a bit of on-topic.

The front page of /v/ is always non-vidya, and /vg/ is far too exposed. But Cutty tells me there's a better way in - around to the side, more out of the way. One mod, and likely no shitposters to...complicate matters.

The piece Cutty wants is a thread: levels, greentext, the usual adornments. It should command a high price. Summer, like most of his kind, probably keeps his (You)s on the top floor of the place - close to his heart, and far from his console peasants.

No point in waiting... I have Cutty's old sketches of the place and every underage who's going to be asleep inside already is.

It's time to begin.