STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW

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I swear I'm 25 sir

i wish an elder scrolls game had these graphicns

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

WHY

YOU ELVES ARE ALL THE SAME

>>384403350
HIYAA

OOF

HAAH

ALL FLASH AND NO FURY

FOR THE EMPEROR

PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE
YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT

>Pay Fine
>Go to Jail
>Resist Arrest

>>384403406
DO YOU OWN A PC?????????

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HALT HALT HALT HALT HALT

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>>384403350
>proceed to lower difficulty all the way, kill the guards, pillage the town dry and then pay off fine with money from selling stolen goods

I wish the Oblivion Imperial Gaurds got more love. those guys were fucking awesome. They'd chase your ass all across Cyrodil if you let them. They were also competent fighters unlike the stormcloak idiots. Where were they when Skyrim needed them most to take back the land?

THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEEEED TO DEATH

RAHAA

>>384403350

I swear sir, I have heard of the High elves

The guys who made this have a lets play of Oblivion and I was interested. The videos they made spoofing Oblivion felt like it came from a place of love for TES. Then on the first video they are playing the xbox version.

>>384404452
No one is perfect, anon

Jauffre would be the one to know. He's the grandmaster of my order. He lives quietly as a monk at Weynon Priory.

Near the city of Chorrol.

Near the city of Chorrol.

WHY
WON'T
YOU
DIE

>>384404452
the level of delusion that your post implies is entertaining to me.

>>384404646
>>384404216
was this dude in any of the other games? Or was he just in Oblivion and the Silver Shroud in FO4?

>>384403350
SHOW ME WHAT YOU'VE GOT
UUGOAH

>>384403350
what happened to this cuck

>>384404778
His name is Wes Johnson. I think he voiced the emperor in Skyrim.

>>384404452
>play on console
>don't have access to retarded mods that bastardize the game and change it into another game entirely
>playing the game the way it's meant to be played
they probably love and enjoy it more than you ever have with your 30 hours downloading "le epic grafix xD" mods and other such bullshit
pcbros are so retarded

>>384405149
>I've never downloaded a mod in my life and I don't understand what modding is

HRACK

>>384405149
sour grapes

>>384405558
Oblivion on console is Oblivion at it's goofiest, and therefore best.

>>384403608
WON'T

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STOP

YOU VIOLATED THE NAP

>>384405701
Clearly you haven't played 60fps Oblivion. Or 60fps anything Bethesda, really.

>enter house
>items fly off the shelfs

>>384405701
This to be honest. Got it on PC now, but you could learn all the fun shit through vanilla.

>>384405701
>I've never played Oblivion modded on pc : the post

>>384405802
The dumb shit is what makes it fun. It's not better, but it's certainly got a quality to it that's enjoyable.

While it hoenstly shouldn't be the case, half the enjoyment of Oblivion and Skyrim is the dumb glitched bullshit that happens. It's hard not to laugh at a Mammoth falling out of the sky and objects being thrown off shelves to be easier to get.

>>384403858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpeettBUmF4

>>384405701
absolutely this. main reason I like oblivion is how badly funny it is. modding makes it go from being so bad its funny to just being bad.

>>384403858
>all good old rpgs use green bars for hp
>after diablo 2 everyone started using red bars
Sometimes I still am amazed by how far Blizzard ruined videogames

stop posting your shitty videos you retard no one gives a fuck anymore about your stale memes and awful channel

you will never be potion seller, because unlike you he's talented

>>384406102
everything in your post is wrong

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>>384406131
What does it feel like to have such shit taste?

>>384406131
1/10 mate. No effort.

YOU HUMANS ARE ALL THE SAME: WEAK

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>>384403861
>add gold with console

>>384403350
Stop forcing this shitty newfuck meme you fucking faggot.

HAGH

OOUGH

>>384405841
I bought a PC just so I could play modded Oblivion. But they're not trying to play a 'good' game, they're playing a goofy yet fun game that lots of people played as children and poking fun at it as they go. You have to be genuinely autistic to not understand why they're playing on console.

>>384404452
I played Oblivion when it came out in 2006 on my Xbox 360. On a 32 inch CRT connected with an RF modulator. Still had fun.

>>384406131
>talented
>using filters on an iPad is now considered talent

>>384405728
YOU

>>384406102
Red makes more sense.

reddit

>>384406012

>i enjoy shitty, broken games

no wonder console games are fucking trash

>>384406839
DIE

>>384406683
so did I mate. Had oblivion on the xbox when it came out. Built my own pc once I got my first job and downloaded a bunch of silly spell mods and weapons. shits and giggles for days I tell ye. Would you also tell me that you think Skyrim unmodded is goofier than modded pc Skyrim?

>>384403350

It's the Daedra you see.

>>384405701
I had Oblivion on console years ago and it ran like total shit. The game went to like 15-20 fps as soon as oblivion gates became active in the world.

>>384406616
Are you under 25?

>>384404778
He was Sheogorath in Skyrim and Oblivion as well as Lucien Lachance

>>384406897
>console game
>PC game predominantly
>"No wonder console games are fucking trash"
anon..

>>384405669
BROOHM

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>>384407037

what's this 25 years old meme?

>>384406992
Skyrim isn't goofy at all until you use epic randy savage dragons and le top hat mudcrabs. It's grey and miserable

>>384407037
Give me a quick rundown on this epic new meme

>>384407107
Sheogorath? Really? He's got a decent bit of range if so. I could tell he was Lucien, but Sheogorath is a surprise.

>>384406102
If green is for HP, then what's for stamina?
Red for HP, Green for Stamina, Blue for MP. It uses all 3 primary colors. It's objectively the best.

>>384407367
That guy voices like half the npcs in oblivion he did Mr. Burke in fo3

>>384406102
>HP starts out green and shifts to red as you reach critical health

this is the best way

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>>384407831
Fucking patrician

>>384404778
Wes' voice has appeared in cartoons, commercials and video games.

He provided voice acting for three installments of The Elder Scrolls: Morrowind, Oblivion, and Skyrim. He voiced Lucien Lachance, the Gray Fox, the Arena Announcer, Sheogorath, Hermaeus Mora, Emperor Titus Mede II and was the default voice for Imperial males in Oblivion. In 2014, Johnson reprised the role of Sheogorath for the YouTube series Elder Scrolls Lore by the channel ShoddyCast. Later in 2015 he voiced the super mutant King Lud as well as Scribe Bigsley in ShoddyCast's The storyteller: A Fallout Lore Series.[2]

He also lent his voice to Star Trek: Legacy, which features the voices of all five original TV Captains, and the video game Star Trek: Conquest.

He appeared in Fallout 3 as the nefarious Mister Burke as well as the Super Mutants Fawkes and Uncle Leo, the Protectrons, Sentry Bots, and Scribe Bigsley. In "Fallout 4" he reprised the Protectrons, as well as playing The Silver Shroud and Moe Cronin.

Wes has appeared on The Shari Elliker Show on WBAL in Baltimore, MD, Broadminded on XM 155, and reviewed movies weekly for The Chip Franklin Show on KOGO in San Diego, CA.

He appeared as a guest narrator for symphonic black metal band Epicland on the album "Bound for Greatness".

He also has a Youtube channel.

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>>384407573
Well I'm not surprised by the Oblivion fact. Mostly because they only had like 5 voice actors to begin with.

Now something unrelated that's still kind of related is that Jarl Balgruuf used to be the head of an undead cult in a past life.

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Have you heard of the high elves?

>>384405558
I have max plugins on Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim, New Vegas, and FO4. And various other games that don't have retard proof mod managers that you're used to. I just don't pretend I'm playing those games in the way that's better or that I somehow care more about them than someone else

>>384408151
I'm glad the baby didn't inherit her fucking jaw

>>384407485
green is not a primary color

>>384408151
She looks like the baby of a Redguard and an Altmer.

>>384408151
That child was spawned by a negro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7LHIiSC9h0

>>384406950
We did it, Reddit!

>>384403982
Protecting cyrodil and recovering from war

>>384406897
>I only like my turds to be polished, look how le superior I am xd
>>>r/pcmasterrace

>>384406950
ARRWF

>>384408254
It depends on what cycle we're talking about. It can be RBY, RGB, or CMY depending on the context of what the colors are being used for.

STOP! YOU VIOLATED MY MOTHER!

>>384408463
This is too accurate to be funny.
Even has the horrible discolored faces because the skincolors weren't good at all.

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>tfw never played a TES game
Are they worth giving it a try?

exclusively PC players have never truly played or appreciated a game in their lives

>>384408151
Post the orc version

>>384408770
no

>>384408770
don't bother, they're garbage

Come on now, there's no need to get violent

>>384408770
They can be fun. Give Morrowind a shot. Lots of world lore to be learned, lots of fun to be had.
Find the GoG version of Oblivion if you can and try it too.

>>384409184
t. Obsidrone

>>384408770
yeah just watch this short vid to see if you might like them, even though it is oblivion based it goes over all you need to know.
https://youtu.be/Vp4-9G47uF0

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL CUM! NOBODY CUMS ON MY WATCH! I'M CONFISCATING YOUR STOLEN CUM. NOW CUM YOUR FINE OR IT'S CUM TO JAIL.

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>>384408463

>>384407194
based on one of those adv. "you must be x age to play this game"

>>384409461
CUM RIGHT THERE, CUM SCUM!

>>384408770
None of them are good but Morrowind is great if you're into lore and immersion and breaking the game with alchemy while Oblivion is pure dumb fun from start to finish.

>>384408770
remember the first few hours are the best, then it's all just one long shallow realization.

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Is necrophillia against the law in Cyrodil? haha asking for a friend

>>384408770
If you like fantasy settings and typical bethesda gameplay with a world map and fast travel.

>>384404452
If they're 25 now, they would have been playing Oblivion back when they were 14. Prime Xbox playing age.

>>384409291
Not that guy, but I always forget if I'm supposed to pick spells that I want or spells that I DON'T want to level as primary skills in each TES game.

What should I pick in Morrowind if I want a caster heavy character with all spell schools, and a sword at decent level?

>>384409941
I meant skills instead of spells in the first line.

>>384409941
Pretty sure you just put points in the things you want senpai

>>384409349
what does obsidian have to do with how shit ES is

>>384406772
In his defense he's also a pretty successful playwright. But he's also a Jew so it's probably nepotism.

>>384403350
What do you want, Breton trash?

>>384408770
They're okay, but being a lorefag is suffering.
Skyrim is the most casual-friendly, so start with that if you wanna give it a try and work your way back to Oblivion/Morrowind/etc. Whichever one you drop off at will determine how pleb you are.

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LAWBREAKER

>>384406897
I bet you're fun a parties.

Also, you're a faggot desu