This is a fucking $60 DLC map+weapon pack.

Why is Nintendo charging 60 American dollars for a handheld game?

>>384402353
Because people will pay for this DLC on a cartridge.

>>384402353
It's a console game.

is there anything better than delicious, sweet tears of mentally challenged fanboys?

please cry more

Why does /v/ care so much about this kid party game?

>>384402494
It's a handheld game. Switch uses ARM tablet hardware.

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>have to cancel my order because the cash machine took more than I asked it for out of my account and now my bank account is just short of what the cost of the game is
I can just buy it next week when I get another five hundo but god damn it this fucking timing.

>>384402353
I though the Switch was an underpowered console.

>>384402590
they're salty as fuck

>if I can't play it, it's fucking shit!

>>384402172
lol good thing I didn't buy a WiiU I guess...

>>384402172
no OP, there are new waifus and the plaza is rearranged. You're lucky Nintendo isn't charging you $80

its on a different console sweetie, how would that work?

>>384402609
It's a low tier bait. Anon is an idiot.

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>>384402494
>People complain about the weak console specs
>"It's a handheld!"
>People complain about expensive cartridge prices and paid online service for a handheld
>"It's a home console!"

>>384402717
It's $80 in canada. What's criminal is that the digital version is the same price as physical.

>>384402353
Because it's a big leap from the 3DS you moron.

>>384402814
>stop liking what I don't like!!!

>>384402353
It's only a handheld or a console when the argument benefits it.

>>384402924
So was psp to vita yet vita games were still $40

>E-liters are still in the game
>chargers were BUFFED
What the fuck were they thinking?

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>>384402494
>>384402494
>>384402494

>>384403045
this delusion

see you in a year when it outsells the PS4

>>384402965
That's literally not an argument. You didn't address why the console is weaker than its competitors, but also charges more for games than its handheld competitors.

>>384402814
This. Nintendo fans can't make up their mind.

>>384402675
ill gift u $60 right now

>>384402172
>DLC map+weapon pack.
Besides you know, the new campaign, game modes, gear, and stats

>>384403029
>>chargers were BUFFED
Damage up was removed. Being able to squid for a bit and keep charge probably won't make up it.

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>>384403360

>>384403226
What handheld competitors?

>>384403379
All DLC that could have been in the first game

>>384402353

Is BOTW a handheld game too?

>>384403021
Nowhere near as big of a leap as 3DS to Switch.

>>384403415
Shit games, what about them?

>>384403360
I brought it up because its the best selling console this gen you moron

>>384403360
damn, a by-the-numbers console war reshitpost, my day is ruined now

>>384403379
>new campaign
Stopped reading there. It's literally a rehash of the first campaign.

>>384403360
If you think you affect anyone's day with these posts you're pretty full of yourself

>>384403482
>new plaza

>>384403570
So does that Mean Mario Kart Deluxe is the best game ever since it has a 92?

>>384403612
Dude can you believe halo 2? The campaign was just a rehash of halo 1...what a rip off should have been dlc

>>384403226
Which is it anon? A handheld or a console? You keep changing your mind.

>>384403771
rehash port, doesn't count

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>>384402814
>People complain about the weak console specs
>"It's a handheld!"

Dont make shit up. None of us said that for shit. Its always been considered a portable home console.

Sony bronies are the most illogical and hatred filled group of pissfucks.

>>384403894
both :^)

>>384403746
>Splatoon 1 ver x.xx update
>You can now switch plazas by visiting this squid at X location

But nah Nintendo would rather sell this update for $60 plus tax

>>384403771
>Mario Kart Deluxe is good
>Implying nintendos mangum opus would fail
Look here, this console will fail without 3rd party support.

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>>384403226
>buying a console for horsepower
>buying a NINTENDO console for horsepower

dude, stop talking

>>384403864
This is kinda awkward, since I hate Halo. Infact, I hate all console shooters and esports. I especially hate when games get frivolous sequels instead of just adding in the content for free to the previous game.

>>384403994
Yeah in fact they should never charge us for anything again and update our games for free forever!!!!!!!

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>>384403965
Schrödinger's handheld

>>384404065
Well, what am I buying it for? It's certainly not for the lackluster, if not downright terrible, game library.

>>384404081
Funny thing is that good games will gladly do that without end, due to the devs wanting to make a good product instead of being greedy pricks.

How can it be a map pack if the base doesn't exist on the Switch

>>384404171
Switch has some great games out and upcoming, I guess you just have terrible taste

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>>384402172
>game about children that can turn into squids
And why exactly did anyone expect this to be anything other than shit?

>>384404171
Name 1 product that does this for more than 2 years without micro transactions or subscriptions

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>>384402172
Welcome to nu-Ntendo

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>>384404171
>charging money for work is being greedy

get a job you stupid hippie or do your handlers not let you outside the house???

>IF A SEQUEL ISN'T COMPLETELY DIFFERENT AND HAS 100% "NEW" CONTENT AND STILL IS THE SAME AS BEFORE, BUT DIFFERENT ALSO THEN IT'S A SHIT FUCKING DLC PACK

you people are A-C-T-U-A-L-L-Y insane.

>>384402172
Dicks and crows etc

>>384404385
Dwarf Fortress

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>>384402172
Its okay when anybody except Nintendo does it

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>>384404403

>>384404289
>Switch has some great games out and upcoming,
Based on what? your biased opinion? Or are you going to use popular opinion which you would immediately discard if they said they bought another console?

>>384404403
Nobody's putting a gun to your head and forcing you to buy the game. The WiiU did horribly, why are you so upset Nintendo is letting newcomers in on the goodness that was the WiiU library?

>>384404235
They ported Splatoon 1 engine to the Switch and just added DLC maps+weapons+gear.

whats destiny 2 then?

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>being surprised that Nintendo would sell a level pack at full price

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>>384404550
oh, no so it's your totally unbiased opinion that everything sucks that we should totally listen to

>you would immediately discard if they said they bought another console?
???

>>384403907
But it does count
>>384404045
Thank God it's getting it

>>384404289
Switch has literally 1 one game, 0 if you take into account that Zelda is not an exclusive.

Arms is shit, MK8 is a port and Splatoon a fucking rehash.

>>384404507
How is a game with literal ascii graphics comparable at all to a AAA online shooter? It takes exponentially more resources to make and support a game like splatoon

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>>384402921
Remember when companies going digital was suppose to lower prices over time?

>>384404698
>oh, no so it's your totally unbiased opinion that everything sucks that we should totally listen to
Well, you're advocating that I listen to vgchartz sales and metacritic scores.

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IT'S OKAY WHEN

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Remember when /v/ supported the Wii U and Nintendo gave them the big middle finger

>>384404786
no I'm not

>>384403226
>Vita
>competitor

LMAO

>>384402172
They sell you a 50% incomplete game at full price. Thats nintendo for you.

>>384404749
:)

>>384402494
It's a handheld console game that's $60 in a age where smartphone console games and even PlayStation TV games are $40 or less

>>384404171
>make game
>get paid
>make more content for game
>"sorry bob, the consumers say you should still work 8 hours a day on extra content and not be expected to get paid for it."

if you have never developed a game, get the fuck out of the discussion of "THEY SHOULDN'T CHARGE US FOR MORE CONTENT" you fucking retard. i know CDPROJEKT has caked your tiny asshole with good will, but it doesn't mean every corporate structure allows for that kind of support for ""free"".

>>384404748
it's the Nintendo bump games are given good scores even when they're shit

>>384405019
Pure salt

Arguing with people who spent 1000 dollaroos to play both Splatoon games.

They are too far gone.

>>384404820
Explains why people here are salty about the switch's success
They spent full price on a beta console

>>384403994
The first game was on the Wii U. Not only would that require backporting to different architecture (Switch's NVIDIA specs vs. Wii U's AMD), it would also undercut Nintendo's general MO of kicking the Wii U down the memory hole.

You might as well be complaining that Mario Kart 8 didn't get the new characters, kart rebalancing, 1080p console mode, and Battle Mode fixes; or that Pokken Tournament isn't getting the frame rate fixes, bug squashing, new Pokémon, and 3-on-3; or so on and so forth as Nintendo ports Wii U games to the Switch. It COULD happen if Nintendo wanted to... but it's not happening.

>>384402172
Can't wait to buy Starfox Zero for $60 on the Switch when that gets ported

>>384402678
its sufficent, imho.

>>384404820
Explain.

>>384405112
good thing I didn't get a WiiU :)

>>384405112
At least they didn't pay $1000 to play csgo :^)

>>384404820
>>384405124
Wow, the Wii U really is a cancerous console.

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>>384404419
This.
I hope somebody kills them.

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>>384405252
/v/ made a giant card celebrating the Wii U and E3 then sent it to Nintendo headquarters.

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>>384404970
>"sorry bob, the consumers say you should still work 8 hours a day on extra content and not be expected to get paid for it."
>"hey, that's cool. I'll make the game myself, release free DLC for 20 years, and be thankful for the opportunity to realize my vision untainted by corporate greed"

/v/ will bitch about anything

>>384405307
>>384405261
Gimme those smiley faces of rage

>>384403539
It's on the Switch so yes. They ported it from Wii U.

>>384402353
Because the first game was $60 and sold 5 million copies.

>>384404616
An enhanced port with added content is worth $60 moron.
If this was on Wii U there might have been a problem.
Guess you have no real argument.

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>>384402172
That's right and I fucking can't wait.

>>384402172
Remember when our fellow PC friends were so jealous of Splatoon, they tried to create their ripoff as a mod for another FPS and everyone laughed at them?

>>384405653
>An enhanced port with added content is worth $60
No.

>>384402814
But anon, both are correct. It's a handheld and a home console whether you like it or not.

>>384405653
>enhanced port
>can't even do voice chat without requiring 50 wires and a phone app

>>384405019
Like Mario Tennis and Star Fox Zero right?

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>>384405943
Switch can't even do cross game voice chat in any game. Meanwhile Vita could do this on DAY ONE for FREE.

>>384405506
It's just sony guys shitposting, ignore them

Splatoon 2 literally couldn't BE any more of a proper sequel in all aspects
It improves upon everything.

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>>384402814
>people say it's a strong handheld
>"it's a weak console!"
>"people say it's a portable console"
>"60 dollars!"

>>384406106
>It improves upon everything.
Except the horrible control scheme. Until they make KBM compatible, it'll never even be close to playable.

>>384406260
>it'll never even be close to playable.
top kek, here's that (You)

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>>384406335
>having bottom of the barrel standards

>>384402172
You new to video game sequels?

>>384402172
so, Destiny 2?

>>384402814
Bullshit. People and even Nintendo themselves have been saying it's a portable home console. Only retards have been saying it's a handheld in their moronic attempt to say it's the successor to the DS line.

>>384407818
So it's the worst of both worlds then. Too expensive to be a handheld, too weak to be a home console.

>>384402172
Isn't this how every sequel works? The mechanics are the same but there's new story weapons and levels.

>>384404550
What.

This is literally Ad Populum fallacy.

>>384408430
i'm implying that a game's popularity does not make it good. Every splatoon fan argues otherwise.

>>384404968
Yes I sure do love some Candy Crush! Can't forget the hardcore Solitaire and Minesweeper!

>>384408557
>those games have been downloaded by billions
>therefore according to your logic they're objectively good games

I mean this is what you used to trash-talk Bloodborne, remember?

>>384402172
But it comes with the full game too? Cool, sign me up. I never had the first one

>>384405813
>Last of Us
>GOTY

???

>>384408068
How is it too expensive? Seems the market likes it at the price, it's not too expensive

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>>384408967
>Seems the market likes it at the price
only drones

+story,portability,new designs,new weapons,better graphics,3 new amiibo,etc

>>384408540
Right, well now your generalizing.
If you were implying that his opinion is biased and popular opinion would disagree with him thus making him wrong, that's Ad Populum.
If you implying that his opinion aligns with popular opinion thus making him wrong, that's also Ad Populum.

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>>384409078
1.2 MILLION drones in the first two months, you mean.

>>384404903
Bit this is not street fighter V

>>384408734
I liked bloodborne. You have me confused with someone else.

Also I never implied that just because a game has numbers they are good.

I am trying to point out that comparing Switch to a smartphone is asinine.

>A handheld with HDMI out is considered a console by Nintenturds.

KEKUS

>>384409136
The original post you replied to was saying this:

>why is the game supposedly so good? Because of your opinion? Or do you think that it's good because alot of people like it (aka ad populum). You wouldn't agree with those same people if they suddenly turned around and said they liked Uncharted or TLOU or the Ps4 in general

And is the post wrong? People like >>384409348 will be the first to spew sales numbers, but will lash out angrily if someone posts a chart of a ps4 selling alot in europe, or he'll make an excuse about how they're "subhuman" or some racial slur because he thinks nobody should like the Ps4.

>>384409543
>I am trying to point out that comparing Switch to a smartphone is asinine.
Why? it has tons of games, and they're all popular. You also can't claim that they're shallow since anytime someone wants a challenging indepth experience from the Switch, they're called "stupid tryhards". It's a perfect parallel.

>>384402353
because nint0ddlers are willing to pay

Man its a good thing /v/ shitposts never hold any weight anywhere.

>>384409764
>You also can't claim that they're shallow
Mobile posters were a fucking mistake, go back to NeoGAF

>>384404783
AHAHAHAHAAHAH literally never happened.

>4 year old games are still full price digitally while physical versions drop in price

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>>384409625
Kek
Anonymous trading card boards are confusing

First point: I'm trying to say popularity doesn't matter at all I'm not trying to swing it either way.

Second Point: I had a PS3, I own a PS4, and I love them. I also own a switch. I love it too. In fact, I was responding to the one making claims that others were "subhuman". I never claimed that myself.

>>384411126
Meanwhile
>someone complains that Kirby isn't challenging enough for them
>OMG GO BACK TO CALL OF DUTY YOU TRYHARD KIRBY IS ABOUT MUH COMFY ATMOSPHERE

Really bites the nails.

>>384409764
False dichotomy. Just because a game does not fall into your definition of a 'challenging, indepth experience' does not make it a shallow game at the level of a mobile phone game.

>>384411496
>comparing Kirby to fucking mobile phone games
Hiro please ban all mobile posters

4chan, land of anecdotal evidence

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>>384402172
>never played the first Splatoon
>had a lot of fun with the splatfest demo
>looking forward to buying this on Friday
stay mad

>>384411541
>>384411581
Double false dichotomy. Just because you don't like mobile phone games doesn't mean they're bad.

>>384402172
Is it P2P again ?

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>>384411759
>Literally less changes than your average Call of Duty sequel
>"Oh thank you nintendo! I'll take 5!"

>>384402172
Who gives a shit, at least it's not just a port, it's a new game with a new story.

>>384411747
I never said they were bad, I only made the claim that the level of shallowness of say Candy Crush is not the same level of Shallowness of Kirby or Splatoon or all the way up to the Souls games

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>>384411870
So?

>>384411870
I was just asking a question anon... Why shitpost instead of answering ?

>>384402172

Kinda, it's similar to what a new entry in any arena FPS was

>New weapons
>New maps
>balancing out the wazoo

Gutting all the old specials was surprising, the new ones really make you work for your kills and aren't just "Turn invincible for a period of time". What they did to chargers is pretty neat too

>>384405478
And what was Nintendo's middle finger?

>>384411981
>I only made the claim that the level of shallowness of say Candy Crush is not the same level of Shallowness of Kirby or Splatoon or all the way up to the Souls games
I'd argue otherwise. They're simplified to the extent where they can be beaten by anyone and are literally made to appeal to the biggest audience possible.

>>384412070
Metroid Prime Federation Force
Paper Mario Color Splash
Animal Crossing Amiibo Festival

TRANSFORMATION

>nintendo getting desperat
>iwata-sama what are we going to do to sell the switch!
>"justu portu the pedo squido gaimu! And just had add some new weapon while you're at it"
>thanks iwata you saved nintendo

I fucking hate nintent000ddlers.

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>>384402172

That's ok because no one played the first one. Because no one bought a wii U.

>>384402353
Because that handheld has 3X the power of a PS3 or 360
And people still paid $60 for Destiny for a PS3 or 360

>>384402172
I got it for free.

>>384412326
So it's operating on the power of a laptop from 2001? Cool.

>>384412314
>That's okay when Nintendo does it.

Man, we transcended salt. The anal annihilation of the sonybros is phenomenal

What the FUCK will they do once the sales are released?

>>384412506
the sales would be great even if the game had a 70 score, due to the millions of sad fucks out there that have the system and nothing to play on it since they finished zelda

>>384412506
84 on metacritic

Stay fucking mad.

I AM SO HYPED TO HAVE THIS ON A PORTABLE, HOLD ME BROS! IS IT FRIDAY ALREADY? HOOOOOLD ME!

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>>384412314
Anon, stop lying to yourself like this.
It's getting sad.

>>384412618

Explain the sizeable chunk of Wii U games that had bad reviews and bad sales developed by Nintendo themselves.

Or Arms flop on the Switch, which was a very well advertise game.

>>384412506
Not a sonybro myself, but this is how I'll react:

>under 500k
Looks like an okay game. Pretty niche, so not alot of normie filth will ruin it.

>over 1 million
Wow, normie trash everywhere. What a crying shame.

>over 2 million
Throw it in the garbage.Popular AAA games always end up bad

>>384412618
>>384412651


See it's amazing

I haven't seen that much rectal recoil from the sony niggers since 4 months and 2 weeks ago.

>>384412186
>I'd argue otherwise. They're simplified to the extent where they can be beaten by anyone and are literally made to appeal to the biggest audience possible.

Well then we've reached the difference of option that I believe underpins the whole argument. I don't define shallowness/lack of shallowness based solely on how easy a game is to complete. And just because a game appeals to a broad group, doesn't make it shallow.

Is there a reason to buy a Switch yet if I already emulated through BotW?

If you don't have a LAN adapter for your dock, I hate you and I hope you die.

>>384412690
Anon, it's clear that poster is a troll. He's trying to imply Splatoon 2 isn't a true sequel and just a port.

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This is $40 graphics mod with bugged physics.

>>384412814
Splatoon, ARMS and portable Disgaea 5 are pretty good. If you're on the fence you should probably just go for it before Oddessy makes getting one near impossible.

>>384413028
It is a port.

>>384412814
no.
The longer you wait the better the chances of a better/cheaper version that will come bundled with the game you want (like a yellow edition with pokemon or a red/blue FE edition if that's your sort of thing)

>>384413084
But thats wrong, retard
Why are you so retarded, anyway?

>>384412814
Is there a reason to own a PS4 or XBox if you already have a PC?

>>384412814
yes if you want to play the games, no if you don't
Things like >>384413135 are retarded

>>384412814
Yes, are you retarded or do you not understand the tradeoff between power and portability?

>>384405478
Well, that's nice. And nice of Nintendo for not just searching /v/ on Google, seeing 4chan, and disregarding the entire thing.

I see no problem with that. Why would /v/ be salty over that. As cool as Sony and Microsoft are at times, I doubt they'd ever do anything like that.

>>384412070
the day /v/ was renamed Australia

>>384405772
No, but seeing PC fags salty is always fun. Any source?

>>384402172
>This is a fucking $60 DLC map+weapon pack.
Ignoring the new horde mode and single player, what else would a sequal need?

>>384412810
>I don't define shallowness/lack of shallowness based solely on how easy a game is to complete.
And this is why it's ironic that you lambast mobile phone games while praising shovelware like Splatoon.

>>384402494
It's both. You should be grateful Nintendo isn't selling it for $80 instead.

>>384403394
not to mention the charge doesnt hold forever

>>384402353

Because it's not the usual trash handheld game with a low budget, console quality games on the go is the new standard.

>>384413770
I'm pretty sure that's the bait

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>>384413893
>Because it's not the usual trash handheld game with a low budget,
>singleplayer is literally a glorified tutorial AGAIN

>>384414047
>>singleplayer is literally a glorified tutorial AGAIN
But that's wrong

>>384413245
If you really want to play a game badly that isnt on pc and can swallow the cinematic fps.

I really wanted botw, splatoon and a new fire emblem mainline so i bought a switch.

>>384413817
A charge holding forever would be completely and utterly broken. Still, I would suspect pro-chargers are going to be even more of a nightmare with this new ability.

>>384414141
>no challenge
>no difficulty modes
>rehashing the same bosses aka DJ octavio in his exact same robot suit
>the rest of the missions are just fights with retarded bots, or even more retarded fodder enemies
>basic platforming that would make 1-1 in Super Mario look like Super Meat Boy
Yeah, it's a garbage tutorial.

>>384414276
not really, Ink armor is also a pretty good counter

not to mention no invincibility specials anymore

>>384402172
>new music
>new weapon types
>new cosmetic options
>new maps
>more content than the first game
I think this is what they call a "sequel", OP

>>384414286
You don't know what a tutorial is anon

Didn't have splatoon on my wii u but I am really excited to play this one. BotW was simply the best game I played in years but after over 200 hours, you need a break.

>>384414443
I consider Tutorials bad because theyr'e casual garbage meant to exist solely to show off the actual game. Splatoon's singleplayer solely exists to show off the garbage multiplayer. So put two and two together.

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>>384414529
>So put two and two together.
You don't know what a tutorial is

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>>384402172
I disagree, they're putting a bit more effort into the single player and have a co-op vs ai mode (even though it's just a shallow wave defense)

At least it adds more than pic related did. First thing I thought of when I read your post. Not to imply that it somehow excuses Nintendo or anything before someone calls me a nintenbro

>>384402353
like
>>384402494
clockwork

>>384414362
But you need to have the special up and use it just as you are about to take a hit. It's effective, but only if you know it's coming and prepared for it.

>>384402172
>game looks cartoony
>so it's okay for /v/ to ignore a game that improves technical things and just shout "REHASH"
tell me about your favorite online FPS, ASSFAGGOTS or fighting game, my friend

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>been calling it Splatoon Deluxe for months now
>thought I was just shit posting
>mfw it turns out to be true

>>384402353
Why is Sony charging 300 American dollars for a Blu Ray player?

>>384411870
false

>>384406260
Tell the devs

They might implement it

>>384406260
>>384406497
Have another on me, I appreciate the effort.

>>384413783
>And this is why it's ironic that you lambast mobile phone games while praising shovelware like Splatoon.

I don't lambast mobile phone games. They have their entertainment value. They do not have the same entertainment value to me that Splatoon does. You're welcome to consider it shovelware. That's your opinion. I have a different one.

And before it comes to it, >>384411541 was my first post in this thread.

>>384414807
>be retarded
>keep being retarded
>mfw you turned out to be retarded

>>384414807
>nobody who has actually played it has called it Splatoon DX
>only anons on /v/
>non of these played the first one

>>384414697
considering they've balanced the game a bit on how special works depending on their usefulness, it might not take too long to charge it up

especially on something like an inkbrush

>>384414742
My favorite game is Dwarf Fort. Never charged a penny for it, has free DLC forever, is KBM compatible, and isn't a trashy esport.

Compare that to Splatoon, which I would have to spend 120 bucks on if I wanted the whole experience with the original game and the glorified content pack they call a sequel.

>>384414946
oh shit, i know you. I've seen your retarded mentally challenged rambling a few times already

Jesus niggah, i have no doubt you got the autism needed for Dwarf Fortress

>>384402172
>new mode
>new story
>enhanced graphics
yeah no

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>Friend/roommate owes me $50
>Cut her some slack and say if she covers $40 of Splatoon 2 I'll pay the rest
>Getting it at target with employee discount so it's 10% off
>Tfw we get to play horde mode together all weekend and I'll actually have enough to buy that neat Splatoon 2 pro controller

>>384415026
>if a game requires skill or strategy, it's autism
Found the mobile phone gamer.

>>384415067
Yes

Just because you are butthurt doesn't make it untrue.

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>>384403908
they like games like uncharted, their opinions are irrelevant

>>384415026
I've seen him go off on Bayonetta having cutscenes before.

>>384415093
i play df too, you absolute mongoloid

Jesus christ, i feel bad a same game as your mentally deficient subhuman trash self.

>>384415105
i'm not butthurt though?

>>384414924
But you still need to have Ink Armor special charged up and need to save it just for a charger. And even then, that player can just either hold the charge and run away, or just fire anyway, causing your path to be filled with their ink to slow you down and charge up again.

>>384415208
but you are

>some1 post facts
>you say nuh-uh, in defiance of reality

So yeha, either VERY butthurt or just plain old mentally challenged. I suggest you choose butthurt, at least it isn't permanent

I love coming to /v/ and listen to people who don't play games complain about games they will never play on platforms they don't own

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>2 days before Splatoon 1's release day
>shitposters saying it won't sell, ded game, "I have a Wii U and love Nintendo but this game is shit," ect ect
>blown the fuck out when it sells 5M

>2 days before Splatoon 2's release date
>"it's just a port!", Splatoon HD, and 'paid DLC' shitposters running rampant
>tfw Splatoon 2 is driving Japan wild, will have a comp scene and an anime and then sell like 8M or whatever
This smug feeling, it warms me to my heart.

>>384415205
Then why do you find it so puzzling that some people won't consider a game good unless it has some actual depth and challenge to it that shouldn't require multiplayer? I acknowledge that casuals exist and don't bother them in their generals on /vg/, but you want to tell me that Splatoon is objectively a good game? Then you'll have to convince me first.

>>384415329
>some1 post facts (like >>384415067)
>you say nuh-uh, in defiance of reality (>>384415105)
lol, you're just plain old mentally challenged

>>384415329
>telling the truth means im butthurt
alright man

>>384415480
We both know that you are fuckign retarded, and an autist. Again, ths isn,t the first time i saw you making a retard of yourself on /v/. I won't lose my time like i did the first time trying to convince the mentally deficient subhuman you are.

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I don't see anything wrong with that.

Splatoon is too young of a franchise to be changing stuff up this soon.

Save that shit for Splatoon 3

if this game with its pitiful amount of content and shallow gameplay was released on any other platform it would be laughed out of the building

>>384415652
>on any other platform
You have never seen Steam, hell see TF2

>>384415546
>>384415529
2 retards spotted

>hurrr durr, fuck reality, i'm UPSET abotu NINTENDO

Jesus christ, you dumb fucking niggers need to eat those dicks and crows already

>>384402172
Cool, never played the original.

>>384415746
>this mad
lol

>>384412326
>Because that handheld has 3X the power of hardware from literally over a decade ago
Not exactly something to brag about. Also Destiny isn't a handheld game.

>>384415652
if your butt wasn't hurting so much we would never see you in /v/

>>384415623
>We both know that you are fuckign retarded, and an autist.
Ad hominem, sweetheart. That's not an argument.

>>384415746
dude just calm down and have a glass of water

>>384415870
Its an observation, i saw that retard at least 2 more time. Autist is the absolute best descriptor for this shitter

Are they still doing the drip feed of content over the course of a year and a half? I mean by the end of the content rollout for Splatoon one it was almost an entirely different game.

>>384415442
There aren't 8 million switches in existence, lad.
I do hope Splatoon 2 is as successful as possible though.

>>384415652
>pitiful amount of content and shallow gameplay
>Uncharted
>The Order 1886
>Knack

I could go on.

>>384403908
>Its always been considered a portable home console.

Also known as a handheld. "Portable home console" is an oxymoron, home consoles aren't portable by definition.

Shonen anime featuring Switchdog fighting against the likes of Barneyfag and DorfFortressfag when?

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>>384415964
>if you don't like and worship Splatoon you're "autistic and a retard"
Gonna need you to ease up on the console warring.

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>>384415848

>>384415969
They are definitely doing that, yes.

>>384416062
We know it's you ACfag

>>384416151
You should check under your bed tonight, or the boogeyma-er, ACfag, might be there too.

>>384404820
Fucking lol, I will never get over the fact this is something only autistic children would ever do.

>>384402172
Why would they release an expansion on a console that doesn't have the base game. Doesn't make sense.

>>384416242
Thanks ACfag

>>384416151
How can you even tell who is ACfag and who isn't?

For all you know there could be like 100 ACfags. We all anonymous man

>>384402814
/v/ really is the dumbest board.

But is the porn gonna be as good?

>>384416332
You just realized this now?

>>384415630
Lol someone forgot that Zelda II exists

You see that's the difference between old but good nintendo and nu-nintendo

>>384416414
Zelda 2 was made by a different team than 1, ALTTP is the real sequel

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Inkling boy on suicide watch

>>384416589
>Power Suit
Besides casual clothes, I'm going to be repping this shit. Saw it in the trailer and I've wanted it ever since.

>>384416496
>LTTP is the real sequel
And it looks like a sequel too, instead of just a rehash

>>384416329
Depends, was ACfag in a 3DS thread a few days (or maybe a week ago) posting a picture ranking 3DS games, when a bunch of people called his opinion of Animal Crossing being so low into question, and then he made some post to the effect of "Nobody can ever defend Animal Crossing whenever I call it out with anything other than some variation of 'muh comfy'"? I seem to remember Dwarf Fortress being mentioned in that thread too

>>384405124
People are salty about the switch's success because this place is infested by cross website underage faggots who think the only culture here is to smear their feces on the wall.

>>384403021
That tax was in the memory card friendo

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>haven't played the game since the last Splatfest
>well might as well check what's up
>6 hours later
>still playing matches
FUCK
I NEED TO GET UP FOR WORK TOMORROW

>>384404698
Do you have your Switch plugged in to the Xbones HDMI In port?

I do

>>384418189
What does that do?

>>384405493
>"What do you mean 'feed my family'? What is this 'retirement' you speak of? I'm going to live in this shitty basement forever to support my ASCII art game I've worked super duper hard at!"

>>384418446
Just means you put your Switch input through the boner so you can switch to the TV app and not have to actually change channels. Was kinda nice for me since now my boner media remote handles everything with my TV.

>>384405478

nice twisting of words you fucking mongoloid, we were celebrating the birth of treehouse and the way nintendo gave the middle finger to E3 while doing it's own thing showing nothing but games, gameplay and the creators of said games sharing their ideas, holy fucking shit kys

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>>384403908
>None of us said that for shit.
well, not in this thread at least

You're fucking delusional if you think Nintendo Switch fans on /v/ have never tried changing goalposts like that.

>Paying 60 for any standard game

Oy Vey

>>384420523
>Not paying people for their hard work

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>>384405196
Can't wait until it comes with the "option" of using the Switch screen and a TV screen. Before you say "b-but Nintendo said the Switch is a single screen experience" remember that Nintendo once said they wouldn't do DLC, either

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Stop making fun of Splatoon 2! its a great game and totally worth the price. please buy a switch and stop bad mouthing it!!!

>>384420765
Are you talking about the dock? What?

>>384420612
>Using that as the sole justification to buy a game full price from somewhere like Gamestop

>>384420992
I like supporting devs and good IPs, anon

>>384402921
I hate that digital costs the same and the soon to be $99 games. But i think ill be going all digital for switch when i get it. Sure i can buy a little case to carry all the games but i think not having to would be super convenient.
Also, whats nintendo givin out now for nintendo points or whatever bs it is now?

>>384421816
Don't even worry about the rewards program unless you like wallpapers and PDFs of game manuals.

>>384402172
>sonybros need to make damage control threads for this game
looks like its a bigger success than I thought

>>384421967
So nothing physical anymore? Id be ok with a free vc game even

>>384422713
Not even games most of the time

>>384416589
so the old amiibos unlock their old outfits? Thats cool, I wanted the hairclip back anyway for the swim speed