Which game should I play?
How old are you?
this one, pleb
Pure kino
The secret version.
>>384379536
Should have just edited the HTML
Where do you find these shitty tree ads?
>>384379661
on 4chan, reposted endlessly by a shill
>>384379407
>>384379476
>>384379536
>>384379647
CONSOLEFAGS BTFO
>>384379476
does everything in this game have a face?
wtf?
>>384379661
I always see it on the metacritic site, and there's countless variations
>>384379731
>shill
it's a fucking meme about ridiculous ads, anon
get that autism checked
>>384379731
this is actually one of the funnier memes that came up recently. Been browsing google to find more dank trees and I'm in tears rn.
>>384379647
>>384379407
>>384379774
Whats up with that tree and why are there so many fucking versions of it.
>>384379407
>Law vs. Chaos
>tfw I use adblock so I never see the ebin meme ads
>>384379963
are you over 25?
>>384379774
I saw that one on liveleak while watching some fucked up chinese traffic incidents.
>>384379407
Have you ever tried any of these noname f2p games that have to resort to advertising with adwords banners?
I miss those Evony ads. At least they let me jimble my jambles while filling my computer with malware.
>>384380065
No, he has to be born under 1980.
>>384379905
same
Does anyone want the HD version of the image? I found it.
>>384379407
Well if you own a computer you must try this one game
>>384379905
This just reminds me of that motion detecting christmas tree decoration we had as a kid that freaked me the fuck out.
>mods delete tree threads even though it's an actual game
>leave the eceleb one up >>384348021
Absolute idiots.
Remember this tree? You won't believe what he looks like now!
>>384380239
BUT THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THRONE?
>>384380239
>950x475
>HD
>>384379407
THIS FUCKING THREAD
Could this be the birth of an epic new meme :D
If you're over 25 and own a computer, this game is a must-have
>>384380336
>gif
>afraid it will burst into flames
>>384380239
So that's a third name for the same game.
Did they literally buy some generic RPG from a premade assets shop and rebrand it?
>>384380404
If you own a gaming platform you must BUY MY GAME
>>384379731
how far up the spectrum are you, anon?
be honest
>>384380528
I think you're giving them too much credit by implying they're asset flippers. They probably just stole the art somewhere.
>go on applestore
>some clearly illegal trash chinese game with ransomware on the first page
>the screenshots are literal Mount & Blade Warband screenshots
Why is this even allowed?
I'm not kidding, why?
Are you guys over 25?
>>384380528
They just steal eachother's pictures. I'm willing to bet the picture doesn't even have anything to do with the game.
I've seen the same type of game advertised with fucking Medieval 2 Total War screenshots.
>>384380239
this tree conveys my emotions towards that kind of garbage perfectly
>mfw I'm over 25 and own a computer
What am I in for?
>>384380612
China gives no fucks.
>>384380736
A MUST PLAY
>>384380487
People use .gif for pixel art because like .png it is lossless and allows transparency, but has much lower file size due lower color range (and you don't need high color range because duh it's pixel art)
>>384380736
Are you over 25?
>>384380359
console HD
>>384380061
I have adblock and I still see it on Metacritic. The tree is too powerful.
>>384380945
what if it's an ARG and adblock is in on it?
https://youtu.be/C4wsA--VWEo
>>384380589
i honestly don't understand what this post means
>>384380890
Can you read entire posts?
>>384380969
>A
26
>S
male
>L
own a computer
>These noobs are still stuck in the starting area tree
git gud you fucking faggots
D E E P E S T
L O R E
>>384380969
I'm an embryo :3c
>not playing the prequel first
>>384380969
over 25
>>384381052
Do you own a computer
>>384380817
>lossless
>tfw 23 and own a laptop
>>384380898
>>384381135
do humans make these?
The VN is better
>>384381521
Probably not. I think a lot of clickbait ads are automatically generated.
>>384380969
24
Click on this to shit bricks.
>>384373794
>>384373794
Now, obviously the links are bullshit click-to-get-spyware shit, but is there actually a game attached to these things?
I mean, do Thrones or Vikings actually exist as something, or do you just click the link and get HIV?
>>384381556
This is a blue board, pervert.
>>384379476
cute!
>>384381719
But you must be 25+ to post here
I don't understand this new meme.
>>384381521
interesting that query explains a lot human
>>384381556
MODS
>Over 25
>Own a computer
>Still haven't played this game
How much longer do I have until the feds come for me?
>>384380186
>When 4chan was young, twenty-five year olds were born in 1980
>Those faglords are now nearly forty
>>384381045
Being "on the spectrum" is referring to being autistic
>>384381874
no time
>>384381874
>He's 25 and he hasn't played this game
How pathetic can you be?
>>384381703
If there was an actual game people would probably be playing and posting screenshots. I know last time I clicked one of these things out of curiosity it just put me in an endless loop of surveys promising the game would come once I finished the surveys.
>>384381874
Soon
mfw 25 and played this game
If you are over 20 and have a penis you must play this game
>>384380969
18
M
France but I'm a Brit (very important)
has anyone actually played this game? It could be a gem and we'd never know it.
>>384382571
It's not even a game.
My 3 day ban just ended. What the fuck is this tree meme?
>Girl gamer at work.
>Tells me to try some phone RPG she was playing.
>Okay whatever.
>Look into it.
>It's like 6gb or something retarded.
>This gonna be good.
>Start it up.
>Mistranslations everywhere.
>An actual "Play the game for me" button.
>Assets look stolen.
>Everything looks like shit.
>mfw she paid the gooks who made it £80 so she could marry her boyfriend in it and then asked me if I wanted to marry her too.
Fucking what the hell was that
>>384382626
neither is wow but people still play it
>>384380579
Under rated
Why did this only become a meme just now?
I've been seeing these ads for months.
>>384380358
"My kingdom has fallen."
"Then who was throne???"
>>384382945
most people have adblocks
>>384382687
>"Play the game for me" button
you mean this one game?
>>384382978
Lol'd hard
>>384382234
I like this angle of the meme, it's like todd
>>384383049
It gets past some adblocks.
If you are over 25 years old and own a computer, you must get lynched!
>>384379407
the one on the left, obviously
>>384381135
>don't remember if I played this because no memory loss juice
FUCK
>>384383409
DELET THIS
>>384379407
what's the deal with over 25?
younger people wouldn't be interested because it's so autistic or what?
>>384383660
nice
>>384383780
If anything it's the opposite.
>Playing vanilla
Over 25 and casual? Pathetic.
>>384380969
>26
>Computer
>Free Online Game
>>384383780
>Oh golly jee! If that game's for people over 25, that must mean that I'll like it because I'm very mature for my age!
>tfw I only get the ad for a shitty horror game
What was the tagline of that one browser game that used to have shitty softcore ads plastered everywhere? I can't even recall the name.
>>384384347
You won't last 5 minutes
>>384383780
>>384384128
the original op probably used 1992 as birth year to enter some unrelated website, ((they)) log it
>>384384487
Oh yeah that makes a lot more sense.
>he still uses abp
fucking normies
>>384384585
works for me
>>384384743
Sent the fix to you :^)
>>384384347
There were a few that had them but Evony is the one that comes to mind for me.
>>384380969
33
I wanna fuck that tree
>
>>384381214
London,?
>>384380969
87
>>384384561
>>384384487 is a retard dont listen hin
I remember there was one of these shitty browser games that used images of this set https://exhentai.org/g/667026/25350170e9/ to promote itself.
>>384385173
>Panda
>>384379407
Why 25? That seems like such a specific number. If it's an adult game, 18 should be enough.
>>384385229
Pandas don't have tentacles. Are you dumb?
>>384384398
>>384384837
Yeah that was the one. So fucking cheesy
>>384385357
Makes it seem to underages that the game is so hardcore not even 18 is enough? Its the best I can come up with.
Blocks you're path
>>384385357
It's probably not even written by a human.
>>384381796
A bunch of different garbage games have started advertising themselves with clickbait adds containing strangely similar pictures of trees (and other objects) with faces looking at people with armor. It's really fucking weird.
Hey guys I need advice, I'm not 25 yet but I own a computer. So can I play this game? Thanks.
>>384381796
Turn off your adblocker
>>384386283
Don't you even fucking try it.
>>384386283
It never says you can't play the game if you're not 25 or if you don't own a computer, just that if you fit into both those categories you MUST play it.
>>384386083
>have started
Underage detected
I get that these guys constantly steal assets, gameplay videos and pictures, but what the fuck is up with the tree? Some hidden meaning? Why would they want to specifically steal THAT tree?
>>384386421
Excuse me, I'm 25 and own a computer.
Where do these images originally come from?
I can't reverse image search them because they're on basically every website ever.
>>384386548
They most likely paid someone in china or russia to make a bunch of shitty ads and they decided to steal this tree and were too lazy to steal anything else for all their ads.
>>384386083
>>384386598
>not 25 yet
>my passion and curiosity start burning for this game
>I must have it
>boot up the computer I own and start the game
>date of birth entry screen
>lie about my age
>suddenly hear a branch tapping my window
>some leaves blow into my room, though every window was closed
>>384386659
I think he meant where did they steal the image from.
>>384379536
I'm laughing at the "if you're over 25" part
>>384380239
You got a background sized one? I want everyone who looks at my battlestation to know how hardcore I am as a gamer.
>>384386332
>>384386367
Rats. Not even a little?
>>384386627
>pay someone to make an ad
>they just steal it anyway
what did vodka mean by this
>>384385753
chrischan GONE ROGUE
>tfw nobody plays your game.
This one
>>384386830
They probably offer really cheap advertising placement with free ads thrown in or something, so lazy people advertising malware just pay them so they don't have to waste time stealing the images themselves.
The people who do shit like this do it because they're too lazy to make money legitimately. Don't put anything past them.
>>384386665
Don't fuck with the laws of nature friendo
So is anyone going to post pics of the ""game"" or what?
I'm 20 with a 25 year old girlfriend. Can I play with her supervision?
God damnit this is so much funnier than that TheLegend27 game of war shillfest
>>384387157
Anyone remember those malware ads for free ipods that had a game where you shoot targets to win?
Shit was kind of fun, I can't imagine how many school computers were fucked because of malware ads.
>>384379407
Ads are getting ridiculous these days
I saw some mobile game ad yesterday with footage from the FFVII remake trailer
>>384387031
>>384387519
>>>384379407 (OP)
>Ads are getting ridiculous these days
>I saw some mobile game ad yesterday with footage from the FFVII remake trailer
Some shitty mobile ads at least will sometimes put buttons on the HUD to make it look like a game
>>384387257
Epic meme
>>384379407
I always imagine that in an old man tree voice.
Why are so many people browsing without an adblock?
>>384387674phoneposters
>>384387674
Because Hiroshimoot needs to get paid somehow.
>>384387674
The tree ads go through my adblock and I don't block them because they amuse me
>>384387674
>Implying treebro doesn't get past adblocker
>Arab women are waiting for YOU
>>384387674
I usually whitelist some site that put up an adblock-blocker
Besides these kind of ads aren't really bothersome
Only use it for youtube mainly, really
>>384387257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk3zmGaxUq8
>>384387895
how can I block everything but treeman?
Pochajontas edit when?
is rich evans involved in this scam?
If you're over 25 and haven't been to this restaurant you're in for a surprise! Click here for Rainforest Cafe gift cards!
I'm over 25 and I've seen a computer before, what should I do?
>>384387674
Why don't you support 4chan income? You think it survives by photosynthesis?
Why are mobile game ads so bizarre?
>>384387674
>it would be extremely painful
>>384387674
I sometimes browse on my 3DS or Vita to post screencaps without having to remove the SD or deal with CMUAlso my phone browser of choice is old enough that it doesn't support adblock
Does porn of the tree exist yet?
>>384388162
Kek, is this real?
>>384387031
man, catching regigigas is more fun than i remember it
>tfw I'm not 25 and I don't own a computer
>mfw I'm going to play the game anyway
>>384387257
>>384388278
if that's a map of shitposting, it's accurate
It's literally a vidya version of "FREE SINGLES ONLY 2 KILOMETERS AWAY FROM YOU!" ads.
>>384384025
How many different choices are there in this game? RPG devs should be taking notes.
Pornhub ad during election
>>384388451
The authorities are currently on their way to your residence.
Reminder that the tree was right.
>>384388667
How can they find me if I don't use a computer?
>>384388045
durrrr
>>384387257
These make me laugh so hard. " IMPORTANT FILES " lmao, Imma just plug in a different hard drive and reinstall windows, Russian homos
>>384388812
>important files
oh no my reaction images and pirated games
This is the first time I've been on 4chan for months now. Since I'm over 25 this game has changed my life.
Glad to see you all are over 25 as well.
>>384380680
fuk, i just got dindu bannu from my job for that
>>384388812
ok, but like 99% of people do have important shit on their computer and don't keep offline backups
the fact that you're 12 and have nothing worth saving doesn't mean this shit doesn't bankrupt businesses with incompetent tech departments and seriously fuck people's lives up
>>384379536
there you go
Do Americans get the "Man dies after masturbating 40 times in a day! This Batman online game is a craze between men!"?
>>384389085
>Hodd Toward
>>384389169
>He hasn't played the Batman dating game
>>384389085
>Rating: E
Everyone over 25?
How'd I do?
>>384382978
Really takes you back
>>384389085
>Hodd Toward
>>384379407
What are ads?
>>384389412
lol
>>384388761
>tfw you're literally that tree
>>384380239
>>384389040
Hey, that's a good point. But then you called me 12 and I will raise you a fuck you
>>384389040
>bankrupt businesses with incompetent tech departments
Maybe they should hire people who know what they're doing rather than cheaping out and hiring some assfuck nobody who used a computer once or twice.
If a business wants to let their tech department be worthless they should be aware of the consequences.
>>384389615
Is he knealing or about to fall down?
>tfw narcosis ads
what is this?
>>384389040
fag
>>384389613
>Thumbnail
>>384389723
Cyberpunk 2077 playable teaser.
>>384387213
That should be okay. I'm a lawyer.
>>384389723
>play it before youtube spoils it for you.
So it's shitty LP/twitch bait, got it.
>>384387767
There's adblock for phones. I am using it right now.
>>384390005
>He doesn't use clover
>>384390005
no they're isnt
I swear to god, every fucking summer we find some new shit and repost the shit out of it.
Not that I dislike this, I just wonder why its always during the summer.
Meanwhile, spring and winter are just boring.
>>384390371
/v/ is full of sledding enthusiasts so they're all gone in the winter.
>>384390183
BARKED
>>384390371
Sagume is cute!
>>384380239
Something seems wrong about his position.
>>384390170
I am literally posting this from the adblock browser from android right now. It does a better job of blocking Hiro's fucking ads then the firefox addon on my desktop.
>>384390183
>tfw can't get wood even though you're a tree
>>384384025
so is the tree the villain or helpful guide?
>>384390258
>>384390005
>>384390170
adblock browser is probably the easiest way but there are probably dozens of ways you could set up ad blocking on a phone
Call me a faggot, but something about the tree really resonates with me.
>>384385010
(you) tried.
>>384379407
Poor tree
>>384387257
>Got ransomware once
>It had a poorly photoshopped image of obama and an FBI logo saying i was going to jail unless i paid them a fine
>Open windows in command prompt only
>Roll back my computer 6 hours
>Ransomware gone
>>384391097
kek
>>384387674
>get ad block
>works
>three months later stops working
>look up solution
>"well anon, you need at least three blah blah-"
>give up.
Someone explain this meme to me
>>384391357
Are you 25?
>>384391357
Are you over 25?
>>384390964
>>384391357
Do you own a computer?
>>384390371
because despite how awful most summerfags are, they occasionally bring new ideas. Without them we just stagnate and rehash the same stuff all winter long.
>>384389412
replace chicks with something about dudes and computers.
>>384387128
>too lazy to make money legitimately
where do i sign up?
>>384391441
>>384391454
>>384391509
No seriously guys.
What is this?
>>384391586
You must be under 25. Move on, kid.
>>384391586
Its a game that you must play if you are over 25
>>384391586
You won't last five minutes after the explanation.
Important lore: in the timeline where the original hero becomes a king (Throne), his old tree mentor becomes evil. However, in the timeline where the hero became a wanderer (Vikings), the tree remains good but gets killed by the player character. These duo of games pose the dilemma of either being good and dying or being evil and living.
In sort, these games are deep as shit.
>>384391657
I will last tell me
>>384381107
I'm 24 years old, I can't get past the tree until my birthday!
>>384391580
Just move to a 3rd world country, buy some viruses online, find the cheapest ad hosting you can, and bada bing bada boom you've got the mafia breaking your kneecaps because you didn't know you were supposed to give them a cut.
>>384389865
Not, it is not. And I'm an prosecutor.
If you are over 25 you will cum 2 times within 5 minutes with this FREE SEX GAME.
>>384381521
No, trees make these.
>>384389720
has there ever been a picture where time is in reverse?
New Kirby Switch pic leaked
>>384391751
Well basicallyyou are fucking stupid
>>384390945
Helpful guide, but you can play as an evil character.
>>384391586
>>384391751It's just a game that gets shilled over and over again via ads.
>>384391936
How is the tree a guide if he can't move
>>384391910
>kirby became 25 years old this year
Deepest lore.
>>384390970
OH SHIT. NEVER SEEN THIS ONE!
>>384392089
But does he own a computer?
>mfw i'm 25 and own a computer but have no intention of playing it
>>384389412
10/10
>>384392173
I rebel
>>384392173
I don't think you understand.
You MUST try this game.
>>384389412
Change to:
25 Years Old+ Dudes
How? Just Have A Computer
>>384392173
Id tell you to run
But its already too late for that
>>384392497
Will the game work if I own an ipad? I just turned 25 today.
>play game
>last more than five minutes
who here /doneit/?
>>384391910
>>384392089
edited my old pic a little
>tfw 24
>>384392596
you MUST own a computer
it's the only way
>>384379407
this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_DrzSHfyd8
I just turned 21, can i preorder this for 4 years from now?
Why is this so funny?
I'm laughing like a mad man, am i autistic?
>>384392646
You fucking liar. Its specifically designed for you to NOT last 5 minutes.
I SHALL SEND EVERYTHING IN EXISTENCE INTO THE VOID
>>384387031
Found the Artist
https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=mujakuma
>>384380612
I've seen a few on the Play Store with Warcraft 3 assets, and the "developer" shouting at people in the reviews.
>>384392650
needs a pc logo and it'll be perfect
have you finished your backlog already? Why are you playing the tree game?
>>384380612
>>384392971
the mobile market is a hellhole of regulatory absence
>>384392650
Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series!
>>384391995
thats not what shilling is you fucking retard
>>384392707
I have a mac downstairs.
Will that work?
>>384391995
>advertising is shilling
If I cared enough I would make a version of this pic with the tree
>it's another "isometric fortress-building real-time upgrading PVP-focused multiplayer mobile game with pre-rendered/live-in advertisements" episode
>>384393050
The FREE MARKET will fix it!
I have a laptop instead of a PC, will that work?
>>384392916
Thank you anon
>>384393190
>mac
well it's technically a computer but I dunno if it's powerful enough to handle a game this great
>>384393373
A Laptop is a portable PC so yes.
Have fun anon!
>>384392979
>>384393075
added my dudes
>>384393373
Don't you even try.
>>384391573
Basically what happens is every summer we are set ablaze in an inferno of shitposting. The raging fires forge a new meme in the furnace that is 4chan that will remain after the flames die in autumn.
It is the circle of meme life.
>>384380612
Don't even bother with the App Store, the only thing worth on it are the Taxman remakes of Sonic 1 2 and CD.
>>384393329
do it faggot, it's a good idea
>tfw only 24
i'm 25+ and i don't understand this thread
Rate.
>>384379407
>"See that tree? You can climb it."
play this tho, for real
25 or older bros post yfw you got to the title screen
>>384392047
He tells you where to go, it's up to you to get there. That's why he's a good teacher.
I'm 28 and own a PC, what have I been missing?
/v/, should I play Narcosis before youtube spoils it for me?
>>384393659
Chromosomes
>>384393590
>No other sizes of this image found.
If you drew this I'm going to be fucking furious
>22 years old
>game knows
>wont start
>>384393554
You must not own a computer, then.
>>384393615
>>384393590
Pretty good anon.
>>384393590
did you actually draw this shit man?
>>384392147
Yes, actually. He's seen using one in the Super Star credits.
>>384393726
this thread was fun until you said that.
>>384393747
I'm on my computer right now!
>>384393615
>nobody replies because everyone on /v/ is underaged
>>384393615
>>384393726
Well at least I don't have any extra.
>>384393615
I'm 22 and I'm going to play this game, and there is nothing you can do to stop me
>>384393605
Do you have a computer?
>>384393741
>>384393820
>>384393797
Thanks, man.
>>384393590
over 25 / 10
>>384394030
the absolute madman
>>384394030
>clip studio paint pro
what the shit anon
But what about people younger than 25?
>>384394030
The amount of effort you put into shitty memes is awe inspiring.
>>384393491
>>384393329
I tried.
>>384394030
do you have an art blog?
>>384394030
>>384394169
You won't last 5 minutes.
>>384393590
>>384394030
Pretty great work dude, wish I could paint like that.
>>384394169
You may not play the game yet.
>>384394240
>>384394240
you did good anon
>>384394314
If I last 5 minutes, am I basically stupid?
>>384394169
Are you over the age of 25?
You better be over the age of 25.
>>384394143
It was on sale for 23 eurobucks. It's pretty good.
>>384394264borvar.tumblr.combut I'm not 25.
>>384394240
thats pretty good
>>384394030
>>384394240
You did great anon, may the magical tree of wisdom bless you.
>>384393605
>legend of mana
no, secret of mana/seiken densetsu 3 are better
>>384394409
Yes
>>384381135
I am but I can't get past GRANARG
>>384394506
While I thoroughly enjoyed all Mana games, I respectfully disagree.
>>384379407
>left is being under 25 and optimistic
>right is being over 25 and watching everything around you burn
>>384386665
kek'd and almost checked
Any porn of the tree yet?
>>384394718
ignorance is bliss
Is there a Switch version of this game? I want to play this bad boy on the go.
>>384394545
I guess I should get to therootof this.
>>384393329
>>384393491
not anon but this took me 300 hours in adobe gimp studio
>>384394450
WOAH
This ugly son of a bitch is smacking cars out of the sky and harassing teenagers and basically, you're fucking stupid.
>>384379407
Is this the new SMT game?
>>384394824
Computer only.
>>384393590
>>384394030
nice work anon
>>384394864
Stop avatarfagging
>>384395041
What about laptop?
>seeing ads
>>384395179
C
O
M
P
U
T
E
R
>>384395041
those eyes really pierce into your soul
>>384388226
Love that place.
>>384380817
>implying png won't always have the same if not lower filesize
>>384394890
HOT dog
>>384395226
this is why i don't understand this entire thread
>>384393590
>>384394030
>mfw this fanart inevitably ends up being used in future ads
>>384395342
I have never seen that ad but people on this thread say they do so I assume they have adblock instead of ublock.
Open only if you are over 25 and own a computer
>>384392916
Thank you.
>>384379647
good ending
>>384395448
>adblock
>2017
are they retarded?
>>384395418
I think I would actually die laughing
>>384395448
>ublock
enjoy your botnet
>>384395451
Oh shit I'm not over 25 and I accidentally opened the picture
Fucking top quality thread lads
>>384395418
>it comes full circle
BRAVO NOLAN
>>384395648
report yourself to your local authorities immediately
>>384395648
I just alerted the feds you're so fucked dude.
>>384393590
>>384394030
I love you, anon.
>>384395648
I really hope there arent any trees near your house anon.
>>384393590
>>384394030
Anon, you're my hero
>>384394890
man what is it about clowns
>>384395448
>Have noscript and ghostery
>Never needed adblock, ublock, or anything else.
>>384379407
I'm about to turn 25 and my mom said she'll only buy me one game for my birthday. I can't fucking decide, Throne or Vikings?
>>384395648
nothing to worry aboutdon't look outside
>>384395418
I'd be honored.
>>384394890
Don't get me banned anon.
>>384395648
You were warned.
>>384381016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvCBoiC0sHw
I'm not 25 yet and tried the game....
Guys, help.
>>384393329
>>384393491
I tried way too hard.
>>384381556
This reminds me of the olden days in early 2000 when there was a webside called "Astlochficker" (german: branch-hole-fuckers), where people described their experience fucking trees. I wonder if that shit still exists, can't remember the domain name...
>>384394890
3 butts
>>384379536
>>384379647
>>384379407
>>384379774
>>384380065
>>384380239
>>384380736
>>384381556
I'm in tears
>>384396021
>>384396071
Fuck man, I wasn't paying attention okay I just saw the spoiler and decided t
this has been a nice thread
>try to start up game even though I'm not 25
>hear tapping on my window
>look outside
>there's just a pile of leaves on the ground
>I don't live near any trees
send help
what motives does this tree have?
>>384394030
nice!
also, humbly requesting a spurdo-version of that tree.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUrOCEt3Olo
>>384379407
we REALLY need a Todd Howood right now
>>384396530
to inform you, if you happen to own a computer and are 25+ years or older, that there is a great game you MUST play
>>384396607
Fuck off summerfag
BUT WHERE ARE THE SCREENSHOTS OF THE GAME GOD DAMN
>>384396478
Barricade your house bring a gun and hide
>>384396416
>and decided t
>anon got abducted mid-sentence
WE TOLD YOU NOT TO OPEN IT UNLESS YOU'RE 25
WE WARNED YOU BRO
>>384396530
sucking up our carbon monoxide and turning it into oxygen
he is on true neutral grounds
>>384396725
Then why he punishes those under 25 that don't own a computer?
His agenda is a mystery.
>>384396717
Nobody on /v/ is over 25
>>384394450
THATS SOME GOOD SHIT THERE. FOLLOWED ANON.
>>384396292
its good.
>>384396828
They did not listen to the warnings. The blame lies on their shoulders, whatever happens to them.
>>384396530
>>384396828
it is not our place to question His wisdom
>>384396717
this is a blue board
>>384394030
ADD LOSS SOMEWHERE ON THE TREE YOU RETARD
>>384394890
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP
>>384396882
Wait a minute that S...
>>384394450
>All this anal porn
>Q
>Shit game
25+/10 anon
>>384396724
The tree was nice enough to hit submit for him at least
>>384397162
It's meant as a warning for the rest of us
>tfw only 24
n-next year right?
>>384397221
It's a shit warning then, wouldn't be enough to scare off us anons under the age of twe
>>384396987
don't bully our based artfag
>post yfw under 25
>>384397162
he was clearly using that anon as an example to warn others about what happens when you disobey his will. How frightening
>>384379407
Everytime i read these ads, i imagine them with a voice of a calm old british man.
Also what about Throne? It's a different game shown on the ad that allows people under 25 to play.
Should I?
>>384397279
The sequel comes out next year.But you have to be over 35 to play that.
>>384397347
>>384397383
>Alienating most of your playerbase
The tree knows no bounds
>>384396882
>>384397069
Thanks friends!
>>384396987
That one's getting a bit old. It's too obvious to just slap it somewhere.
>>384383409
that show was boring as hell
especially the stupid soap opera shit
>>384396530
His leaves were eaten by a single solitary snail
>>384397326
You better watch your ass the next time you go outside.
>>384388278
the use images that have been scientifically proven to draw people's attention even when only peripherally glanced at.
doesn't matter if it has no relation to what they are selling. just pictures that draw the eye, like pomegranates
>>384394450
nice shantaes
>>384397279
its not that simple. the age requirement rises.
5 years ago you needed to be 20 years old to play it
15 years ago this game was hidden to a forum of 10 year olds
>>384388278
why are they using a Paradox screenshot?
>>384390970
R A R E B A R K
A
R
E
B
A
R
K
>>384397503
the soap opera shit was to draw in the normies so they could witness lynch-kino
>>384381521
Nope, Indians do
>>384397446
The tree is wise, he knows what's for the best.
>>384379407
>384379407
Will you shillcucks ever stop posting about this game? /v/ is for true vidya, not your pathetic, shitty browser game..
>>384394030
is this for a commission from the actual company?
>>384385357
They detect information about you that you've entered in somewhere else or on the site they're advertising on. OP is probably 25
>>384379407
>coming soon to a chan near you
>>384393590
>>384394030
You fucking madman.
25/10.
I'm fucking impressed.
>>384397785
10/10
>>384397785
Gold
>>384379407
>On the left you can only play the game on any age but the tree has a heart attack power that will kill you.
>On the right is when you're over 25 years old and you come back to wreck his bark ass.
>>384392916
so much MIKU!
Uh oh
>>384398038
You must tap over 25 lands to place this creature.
>>384398273
THEYRE EVOLVING
>>384398273OCEAN MAN TAKE ME BY THE HAND LEAD ME TO THE LAND
>>384398273
*teleports behind you*
this is a good meme
>>384394646
Gameplay in LoM was okay, it worked for what was needed. That magic system was absolute trash.
Where it's better than the older mana games is atmosphere. It sold a gorgeous, comfy world.
>>384390970
Oh fuck
is this the prequel?
Holy shit, a thread where I can talk about this.
Every cell phone game ad I've seen that talks about some kind of war game has stolen footage from other games.
War and Order has stolen footage from Banished, that one Albion MMO, and Mount and Blade Bannerlord.
Kings of Avalon: Dragon warfare almost dominantly steals all of their footage from Cossacks 3.
What the fuck is up with that? does anyone actually fall for this shit?
>>384379647
>HELLO TYRANNOSAURUS ALLAN
>>384398596
agreed
>>384396987
it's time to quit 4chan anon.
>>384398631
they're aiming for people that barely know what a video game is in the first place
i.e. young children, 40+ year old soccer moms, and the elderly
>>384398273
is that emil
>>384398663
HANDSOME VOLCANO ROCKS
>>384398273
I'm so glad I don't live near the sea, or this guy'd be mad I played it at 23 years old
>>384398676
>only old man compatible
tip top
>>384398676
Where can I buy this?
>>384398676
Now I MUST play this game.
>>384398631
there was an ad that used AOE2 screenshots to advertise itself.
>>384394450
Holy shit you are a god among men. What did we do to deserve such good treatment?
>>384398676
>stolen game inc.
>Only 24 years old
>Don't have a PC
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR.
>>384394450
>tons of porn and girls
>then suddenly
>tree
>>384398273
Who would win, the ocean man or the tree? Is it even a battle that can be won?
I'm enjoying this new meme. Go on.
>>384395648
I'm only 22, I opened the picture, and I'm pretty fi
>>384393459
Nice work
>>384386665
Audible kek
>>384399339
anon!??
>>384399339
ANON
>>384399315
tree has only one weakness, flaming arrows.
>>384399339
kids these days man, got no sense to them
>>384399339
>ripping off the candlejack meme.
C'mon at least do something ori
Rule 34 on the tree, when?
>>384394450
One day I hope I'm as good as you
>>384399640
>>384399339
Wtf are you guys doing? This isn't fu
>500+ replies in a thread about a fucking tree
>>384399731
You guys are all larping faggot this obviously isn't re
>>384393590
You just bootlegged a bootleg you absolute madman.
>>384399737
>it's autosaging now
rip
top quality thread gentlemen
>>384399995
Agreed
Havnt had this much fun on /v/ in years
>>384399737
The ride just begun
>>384398038
Was this card useful when it was released? It seems awful
>>384400018
New thread
>>384400018
>>384395264
Same, haven't been since I was like 8...
>>384399995
new thread already
>>384400089
>>384400089
>>384400089
>>384399737
Trees are pretty based
>If i pull that off would you die?
>You wouldnt last 5 minutes
>You're over 25
>For you
>>384393546
anon don't ever post that image again
>>384399295
Gotta keep people grounded.
>>384399725
If you have a computer, you MUSTpractice a lot
CSP's blending looks a lot better than other programs except SAI. So if you use Photoshop, I can recommend switching.
>>384399339
Anon I...
>>384399339
then how did you press the Post bu