literally cant make this shit up

>>384368591
Fpbp

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>>384368591
his mistake was playing a game that appeals to children instead of a real grown up game

>>384368591

>oh no raising my child is such an inconvenience

White people are weird

>>384368591
>play babby game
>babby want play game
>babby not play babby game right

Absolute autism.

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Why didn't he just make another save file

>>384368591
LITERALLY "mom says it's my turn to play the Nintendo"

>>384368591
Why didn't the shitter start a different profile or backed up his save before?

>>384368835
>oh no raising my child is such an inconvenience
>runs away
Black people have it figured out.

>>384368591
What the fuck was he hoarding weapons and ammo for?

>>384369002
What else are you going to do in there when you clock 140 hours?

>>384368963
No one can be this retarded.

He clearly is unfit to have a child.

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>>384368963

>>384368591
Why does this retard deserve attention from us or anyone?

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>>384368963
Check

>>384368591
>i let my baby child play my game that I dedicated 140 hours of my life into, and he ruins my save data! can you believe this unexpected luck I'm having? now I fucking hate zelda. fuck nintendo and fuck miyamoto

>>384369067
stop playing and try another game?

>>384368963
Easy - OP is much more representative of white people than your post is of black people.

This is why homebrew is good

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>>384368963
EXCUSE ME?

>DAMMIT CHILD WHY ARE YOU INTERRUPTING MY GAMING?!! FUCK OFF!!! REEEEEEE

>>384368591
Could you just save before giving him the game and reload that save when he's done?

>>384368591

People actually admit to this stuff and put it on the internet with their full name and photo.

Whyyy

>>384369001
>>384368998
>>384368963

>say anything that doesn't kiss white peoples asses and /pol/ comes storming in

Don't you faggots have jobs or something?

>>384368591
>140 hourse in BotW
Jesus Christ, how?
This game is pretty barebones

>>384368963
>>384369162
How about we don't turn this into a polshit thread and just say there are stupidly retarded people everywhere.

>>384368591
>not giving unpaired joycon to the child while you play.
Is thanks to this that I was able to play snes and keep my cousin from crying.

>>384369279
Alot of people should not be allowed to reproduce. I don't think it's race-specific. Anyone whose poor, really, shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.

God fucking damn I hate little kids
I think that if I ever got my GF pregnant I'd punch the little shit out of her myself
Fuck having children

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they're just discovering the power of younger brother ruining game saves

and they call themselves experienced game journalists? what a joke

>>384368893
Men who raise other mans children don't have much foresight anon

I play along with my 3 year old with my copy of Zelda. I even encourage him to play on his own but he just passes the joycons back to me saying " You pway dahda!, go mash da wovot spiders!"

>My wife's son has ruined Zelda: Breath of the Wild
>In the past couple of months there's been a phrase that haunts me. It reverberates in my dreams and my darkest nightmares. It's the first words I hear when I arrive home from antifa rallies. It's the first words I hear when being woken up at 530am on a still-dark saturday morning while shivering in my cuckshed. "AY YO WHITE BOI GIMME DAT GAME BITCH"

>>384368591
wow just say fucking no.

wow that was fucking hard.

wow thats one dumb article.

>>384369371
It's already a polshit thread. It started as a game journalism thread. There's no difference anymore.

At least my mom was Vidya related.

>>384369370
A lot of exploration cuz of the massive map, shrines, main quests, side quests

>>384369430
Maybe his kid is too old/smart to fall for that one.

I'm actually surprised that BotW doesn't have multiple save files. I just assumed it did like most Zelda games.

>>384368591
>I had hundreds of arrows
>This is an accomplishment in this game

Seriously, why is it so god damn time consuming to collect arrows? I just want to buy a couple hundred arrows so I don't need to teleport to every town to restock once an hour.

Is there any secret to getting sufficient arrows that I don't know about?

>>384369568
>replying to obvious bait

>>384369443
This.

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>>384368963
>>384369162
>>384369481
I think you'll find we answered this debate a while back. Pic related.

>>384369443
>and they call themselves experienced game journalists? what a joke
This.

Can he not just load a new game so the boy can play his own save?

>>384369568
I did every shrine and divine beast, and beat it in about 75 hours. I have no idea what someone could be doing to double my play time aside hunting korok seeds.

>>384369205
Black's are 12% of the population but like 30% of abortions. The only reason we don't see more of this is because the ones who would do it have preemptively gotten rid of it.

>literally nowhere in the article does it say "wife's son"
>/v/pol/ sees it subconsciously because theyre obsessed with cuckoldry
lol...?

>>384369190
This is Switch we're talking about.

>>384369624
That desire is what keeps it interesting. Once you have it fulfilled for no effort it becomes meaningless to collect arrows.

How much time until this turns into a /pol/ thread?

>>384369327
>anyone that makes a race-related shitpost is a nazi

>>384369483
Top tier work. Stay the course, champion.

>>384369842
it already is

>>384369481
> Drunk

Hah, you lose. Being drunk impairs the mind and therefore cannot be attributed to race. Everyone gets drunk and does stupid shit.

Pretty weak, Anon. I expected better.

>>384368591
>File name
Where is it ever implied its not his kid?

>>384369613
You can litterally just make a seperate profile to have a seperate save file. Even then they guy could litterally just get the dlc and play a master mode save to actually challenge himself. Hell I abandoned my original save the moment the dlc came out to focus on beating the game under master mode.

The game keeps several autosaves and he should have no problem scrolling down two or three spots to load up the last save before he let his kid play.
This is clickbait. This is made up. Stop discussing this.

>>384369481
Godammit Dayton

>>384369973
>>384369795
if it's a person making a buck being mad at videogames in glorified blog sites, /v/ can safely assume the kids are not his

>>384369967
Ah, but alcohol dependence is a racial trait, see Native Americans [sic].

This guy just wanted something to complain about on the internet.

I had a bunch of powerful weapons ready to fight Ganon that I didn't even need and getting more arrows isn't that hard. He should just enjoy spending time with his son and not worry about meaningless things. It's not like the boy deleted his save file or accidentally chose something that dramatically altered his game save forever. I would put a stop to the waking up at 5:30 in the morning stuff on the weekends, though. That's not good at all.

>>384369826
Holy shit, this is some next level nintendenial.

I just want to hunt animals while I shield surf without having to spend 15 minutes buying arrows every 10 minutes of hunting.

>>384369882
>o-of course I'm in love with cuckolding, but you didn't have to point it out! BAKA!

>>384369770
How often did you teleport? Some players outright refuse to use the teleport feature.

>>384368591
This is perfect meme material. Somebody please edit it to say "my wife's son"

>/mlp/ can keep their faggotry on their containment board + /trash/
>/pol/ can't go 2 minutes without spewing their shit on every board

Really makes you think

>children are retarded evil little shits with no sense of right and wrong
Wow what a surpsise. In other news, water is wet.

>>384368591
Ha. My kid thinks Zelda is shit so I get all my games to myself. He's happy playing Minecraft and Geometry Dash.
I will be playing Sonic Mania with him though, he loves old sonic games.

>>384370247
Ah, yeah, fuck that, I warped when I needed too. That just seems like needlessly padding your playtime though. They made literally every shrine a warp point for a reason.

>>384368893
I'm not sure if you can actually copy files but i've noticed with the introduction of console profiles/accounts the ability to copy saves has gone with it

even if you can't he's a fucking idiot for not making a new profile then boot up the game to let his kid play

>>384370107
>Not Germany

>>384370156
That's idiotic. Even the most wussified of men can produce children.

>>384370287

>lol my wife's son xD1!!

I don't understand why 4chan is so triggered by people who marry women who already have children. Its been common place throughout human history

>>384370347
>/mlp/ can keep their faggotry on their containment board + /trash/
Clearly not, just ask Barneyfag.

>>384370526
t. Mark Serrels

>>384370526
So was executions and slavery.

>>384368591
>has a family
>still plays video games

So...this is the power....of the western world....

>>384370287
Do it your self you lazy memeloving fuck.
It's a black text on white background with no graphics underneath.
Even a complete retard denizen of /v/ should be able to shoop that without too much trouble.

>>384369842
every post on 4chan is a /pol/ thread.

>>384370630
>once you get a wife and child you must drop all of your hobbies immediately
Really?

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>>384370471

>Germany
>92% white
>America
>60% white

Fuck off, you fat cuck

>>384370749
Didn't you know, Anon, that True Adulthood means abstaining from all things you find interesting and slowly scrubbing off every part of your personality?

>>384368893
Sort of, while you can only have one real save + autosaves you can instead make a new profile and the save file for that profile will be separate.
But in the article he says he didn't do that because he thinks his son would be too retarded to be able to play the game himself from start so he is just retarded.

>>384368963
What the fuck is wrong with African Americans?

Every week there's some fucked news like this coming out of a ghetto.

>>384369795
its just a joke, spergo

>>384370424
The fuck is wrong with letting your son anywhere near a sonic game?

Do you actually want him to develop autism and a furry fetish?

>>384370630
What that people can still enjoy hobbies when they're married and have a job? I'm glad I don't live wherever you are if you guys can't even do something so simple.

>1998
>log into brothers Ocarina of Time save file
>repeatedly hit his master sword against a wall
>it breaks
>save

>>384368591
modern day journalism ladies and gents.

>>384370749
Yes you should drop that shit. Invest time into your kids instead of playing games that are made FOR kids.

>>384370229
Hell, even if the kid DID delete his save, the game is structured in a way that even that's not that big of a deal. I don't really see how his game was ruined at all, he's just being a little bitch.

>>384370992
I live in greece and here people are not complete manchilden like americans or other europoors that buy nintendo games at the age of 30.

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>>384370820
>you will never be abused by a beautiful nigra princess

>>384370820
>92% white

German birth rate cuts the white population by like 30% every generation, and Muslims have like 7 children per couple. Enjoy your sharia law fritz.

>>384371042
What a fucking retard.
Here's a hint. You can't work and take care of your offspring 24/7.
You have to relax once in a while too else you break or go crazy.
Guess what is a pretty good way to relax?

>>384370992
If you have a young child and you can find the time to play videogames you're a shit partner.

>>384370998
The Master Sword doesn't break, numb nuts. Perhaps you mean the Giant's Knife? And oh no! At worst he had to farm 200 rupees for 10 minutes to get it fixed! You sure got him, anon!

>>384369432

>whose

No babies for you then

Literally cucked by his own wife's son

>>384371365
Playing children games isn't any form of "relaxing" you complete manchild. Reading, go on a walk and doing other shit at the age of 28-30 is more relaxing.

Holy shit why are western "males" such manchildren?

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>>384371340

Several US states already have minority white populations you fat cuck

>>384371967
San Francisco has almost as many Asians as Whites.

>>384369820
Underrated

>>384368591
kek, this loser fell for the 'get married and have children' meme

>>384371391
Why? You don't have to play from the moment you get home till the time you go to bed. You don't even have to play every day either.

When I was younger, I stayed during the summer with my sister and her husband as their live-in babysitter. We'd wait till the kids were in bed and then played PS1 and PS2 games together a few nights during the week. Also, with the Switch, you can play during lunchtime at work. Your life doesn't have to end when you grow up. Certain things may lose a bit of importance but you can still enjoy your hobbies.

>>384370526
The very base of the main religion in America depicts a man caring for a son that's not his. Le cuck meme is just the 2017 version of le fedora meme from 2011

>>384370630
Better than the nip model, where as soon as you turn 18 it's working your life away until you die by terrible work conditions or your own hand

>>384371223
I'm surprised you goat fuckers can buy anything at all.

>>384371223
You still live with your mom, Giorgos.

>>384371391
or you can successfully manage your time like a real adult

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>>384368791

>what are multiple save slots