I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES

Which flavor wojak should I be posting

>>384366775
>85/100 is a shitty mediocre score when it fits my narrative
God fucking damn I hate you Sonnyggers so fucking much

>>384367269
All of them.

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DELETE THIS THRAD

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>>384367328
WHY THE FUCK DID I BUY A SWITCH BROS

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME

>>384366775
Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from this score. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck are they losing? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Nintendo to win a a GOTY award. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought they were supposed defeat Sony???? This is so fucked.

>>384367328
They have NO games to play. Of course they're mad.

so its similar to the first splatoon
did people truly think it will go above 90 or even high 80s?

>>384366775
>84 is now considered worth shitposting about
you niggers have no standards

is this a good score or a bad one

>>384367623
It's whatever you want it to be dear anon

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LOL

In all seriousness duality is the only slipknot song I can stand
It's not half bad

welp. going out to buy a switch

>>384367583
>>384367328
I was gonna post a "low scoring" PS4 game, but everything recent isn't exclusive or not a remaster.

>>384367713
God I don't even care about console war shit but 80 is incredibly generous for that shit

>>384367713
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>384367583
Where the fuck have you been since 2011?

>>384367713
>An 80 for a collection of 3 old ass games likely released before you were born
Pretty good

>>384367713
Literally doesn't even deserve that score.
80 is way to high for a game riddled with artificial difficulty to make it """""hard""""" like darksouls

>>384367713
AAAAAAGWAAAH AAAAHN AGRAAHARH

>>384366775
Are PSfags being salty over Splatoon 2 getting a good score, or is it Nintenfags whining about 85 being a bad score?

>that 70 from a literal who website
Implying they didn't for attention.

>>384367328
I don't use metacritic for anything, or for that matter, any review site, but an 84 in this era of giving everything a 9/10 is pretty average.

>>384367985
The former

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>>384367713

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lol

>>384367998
Sony hired them for the sole purpose of giving the game a 70. The same way they pay third parties not to bring games to the Switch. Sony is scared of Nintendo.

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>>384368180
>They give ARMS a low score because they hate having to use wagglan
>This means ARMS is worse than NShit Trilogy

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>>384367269
It doesn't even matter at this point

>>384366775
When did anyone start to care about reviews?

>>384368268
Waiting for Jim's inevitable hate boner to show and then him claim he didn't score it low because he's bias or starved for attention.

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>>384368180
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>384368427
What's a true crime, is that it scored lower than The Order 1886.

>>384367521
APOLOGIZE

>>384368180
FUCKING DELETE THIS NOW

IM LITERALLY STARTING TO BLACK OUT

waiting for the clickbait reviews, gotta be hard to justify those 40-60/100 now.

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>>384366775
>tfw fighting the urge to post a falseflag wojak since the last time I did it I got banned for three days

IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT SLOWLY STOPS THE ACHE