What game has the wittiest dialogue?

>>384366324
Bloodborne

>>384366324
God damn I am so gay for Mads Mikelson, I want him to voice every protagonist from now on.

>>384366324
Stop

>>384366324
>What game has the wittiest dialogue?
Your mams fat cunt as I'm piledriving her with my tiny dick

resident evil 1

Primordia
Portal
Fallout 1 and 2
Baldurs gate

>>384366452
He's the antagonist in that movie though...
>>384366404
2/10 Taste.
If you'd said Bloodrayne, you'd be right.

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>>384366324
DmC

Dormammu!

>>384366697
I am here to make a proposal!

>>384367917
Dormammu!

>>384368609
I'm here to fuck ur mummu

Mass Effect Andromeda tries to be witty and fails

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>>384366324
The bard's tale.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEaEq747E6c

>>384366324
max payne

https://youtu.be/tj5IZvmB_j4?t=56s

>>384369828
Now that's a reddit game if i ever played one. Glad i grew out of that stage.

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>>384366324
this is an homage to an ancient comedy skit

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>>384366324

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>>384370421
You forgot your picture.
Here, take one of mine.

>>384370696
>You're

>>384370705
It's fine to like it. Most kids did then, and most kids will do now. But let's not pretend it isn't comedy for the lowest denominator, aka reddit.

>>384370696
it's the delivery, man. It's perfect and somehow makes that cheesy dialogue work.

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>>384366324
Deus Ex.

TF2

>>384366596
Que te jodan

>>384366324
Fallouts except 4 (though some of the sarcastic options are clever)

>>384370861
Bard's Tale is somewhat hit and miss but its still the best game to parody RPG tropes well
Also Tony Jay as a narrator is a huge plus

>>384372767
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93m5che7x1g

Life is Strange

>>384373126
>red pills
>/pol/ shit
Dropped

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>>384373317
>its all true, but its /pol/ so therefore it must be shit

>>384372767
Savage.

Talos Principle the Serious Sam DLC

>>384366324
This scene and the scene where DORMAMMU, I HAVE COME TO BARGAIN where the only ones where I actually had any fun with the movie.
I generally have a lot of tolerance for these things, but it was just so painfully dull to me.

>>384373745
UNATCO?

>>384373668
>/pol/
>all true

top lel

>>384373668
Your parents were divorced, calling it now.
also lol at people thinking deus ex is some predictive shit, it's literally mocking your dumb conspiracies, it's set in a fictional world where everything in your meth brain is true

>>384374092

You cheeky fucker.

>>384374384
>implying Im saying that
Everything said in the vid is true. Dismissing it as /pol/shit when that wasnt even a concept when it was made is retarded

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>>384366324
Deus Ex

>>384374436
Deus Ex uses conspiracy lore to furnish its themes and plot, it's not actually about "lol conspiracies so zany!".

>>384366591
>someone else played Bloodrayne
Nice.

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>>384372767
This.