Splatoon 2 Review Thread

90/100 metacritic

>>384363113
wow those kids look really trendy and cool!

inb4 8.8

>Reviews for an online game coming out before the servers are on
Solid 89 by the end of the day.

>>384363337
'
There were 2 online demo events, you retard

>>384363337
>splatoon single player
>89
Decrease that by 15 and you have a more accurate guess. Splatoon's single player was lackluster so one can only expect the sequel to be only slightly better

>>384363337
Servers have been online since the Splatfest.

>>384363113
85/100

Good but nothing groundbreaking. If this gets a >90/100 I would be extremely surprised.

It's a well known IP now so reviewers will suck it's dick.

Will the review tell me what the Squid Sisters amiibo do?

theres no way its getting less than the first because its now a known IP, itll probably get 86 because its "too similar"

>>384364013
>too similar
>no other game like it
>most people never even owned a Wii U
lol

>>384363970
Store loadouts like all the rest do.

>>384364109
I'm not him, but do we know this for sure?
I found a cheap deal on them and I'm thinking of picking them up

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>>384364013
That didn't stop IGN reviewers shitting on remakes, sequels and rehashes.

Does anyone have the image of the omega ruby/alpha saphire reviews and one of the negative points was "Too much water" or some shit like that?

89-91

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>No vertical camera control when using gyro controls

Why.

>>384364831
This, I want to use Gyro to do the fine adjustments while playing the game with thumbsticks

8 from Gamespot

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>>384364831
>using gyro controls
Why indeed

https://www.gamespot.com/reviews/splatoon-2-review/1900-6416716/
>8/10
ITS OVER FOR NINTENDO

>>384364973

nigger do you really expect your right thumb to be as swiftly precise as both your wrists and hands?

>>384364694
They definitly do that, but they might do more. Ninty's hiding it even after the embargo lifts so who knows.

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>>384364970
>>384365005

>>384364831
>>384364940
Because 16 by fucking 9. You don't need sticks to move the camera vertically, you only need to tilt the controller a bit. The sticks are for fast horizontal movement, then you use the gyro for everything else.

opencritic has it at 84 right now
metacritic is shit and hasnt updated

m-muh voice chat

>>384364973

>Prefering console controls over something that looks more like a PC mouse

Imagine being a fucking grown man who unironically plays this shit.

Literally worse than subhuman

>>384365079
>>384365005
>8/10 means it's over for Nintendo
So it begins.

ARMS 2.0

BLUNDER OF THE CENTURY

LMAO

LMAO

>>384365187
Fucking retards, I swear to fucking god. Who the fuck wants 12 years olds yelling?

>>384365192
>he says this while browsing 4chan

>>384365187
I hope you're not being serious. That's like a basic video game component that Nintendo botched the living fuck out of.

>>384365076
they always do that shit with Amiibo
just gonna wait for the Gamexplain video showing what all of the Amiibo do, if there are some special effects on the Squid Sister ones

>>384365283
Arms? More like Arse amirite?

>>384365292
>Can't talk with your buddies while playing.

Holy shit, sonybros on full on damage control

>>384365352
HAHAHA

ARSE

LOL

>>384365353
>having buddies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

>>384365418
>Can't meet online buddies playing Splatoon 'cause nobody can talk.

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Looks like Splatoon 2 is a rehash in more ways than 1.

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HOLY SHIT THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING

>>384365462
I was being ironic.

>>384365353
Discord and Skype are the go tos for chatting with friends. The only ones pushing for public voice chat are cunts that want to mess with kids and foreign people.

>>384365379
They've been on full damage control everyday since March

>>384364831
Because vertical camera has a neutral position, horizontal camera doesn't. Every time you adjusted the y axis with the stick you'd have to recalibrate.

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>>384365517
>85
Are these people fucking with us

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>>384365517
Waiting for his review

>fixed everything
>it's much better
>more content and modes
>gamespot gives it an 8
Oh my fucking god, these critics are so useless

What the fuck is twinfinite

>a big nintendo exclusive lower than 90

Did the reviewers finally grow a pair

>>384365743
Original games and unique games from big publishers will never score higher than a 9 at most.

>All this "IT'S NOT NEW!" from the reviews

I really don't get what exactly new means in this case. Did they expect Nintendo to reinvent the wheel for this or something?

>>384365743
Giving numbers to videogames is retarded to be honest

>>384365607
Wrong. It's a basic feature used for the sake of convenience. Shit's easily disabled if you don't want to hear fags whine.

>>384365797

m8 have you been asleep for the past 4 years?

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>Given how novel and interesting Splatoon felt during the time of its release, I can't help but view Splatoon 2 as the least innovative sequel to one of the most unique games we've seen in years. There's still plenty of fun to be had here, but just don't go in expecting anything that drastically refines or improves upon the Splatoon formula.

>>384365743
It's a game about fucking painting, calm down cunt

>>384365797
Star Fox Zero says hi. Arms says hi.

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>>384365743
In what world do you see an 8 being a sub par score? Even a 7 is still good. Children today are so damn spoiled nowadays

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>>384365815
No you see, when Nintendo does a sequel, it has to be completely different or else it's a rehash.

But when we get Uncharted 16, Gran Turismo 31 and Call of Duty 482 it's okay for them to just improve upon the same thing.

>>384365865
This is what pretty much everyone expected.

>>384365517
>Splatoon used to have an 85 until it lowered to an 81
>Splatoon 2 might have the exact same thing happen

What did Metacritic mean by this?

Sony clearly paid the critics to give a low scores

>>384365837
Motherfucker.

>>384365960
>85/100 is a low score
/v/ is nuts

>>384365931
Ahhhhh, but you see, the difference is that in THOSE games, they redo the graphics to be as "modern" as possible! A new layer of paint clearly means that they completely revamped the games to become totally different, don't you see?

>>384365960
86 isn't low. But I guess pretending it is helps shit posting, so yeah, keep going.

>>384365887
>big exclusives
SF looked like shit from the start and ninty knew
Arms is a literally who

>>384365960
>Sonybros will fall for this bait

>>384365931
>>384366031
Already playing the victim to a fucking solid 8/10 score lmao

>same site that pulled down botw did it again
http://www.slantmagazine.com/games/review/splatoon-2

lmao

>civil

sales > review
who cares about review anyway

>>384365876
Fuck off, it's just retarded if only games like Zelda and meme AAA games can score 10/10. What matters is content and gameplay and if knocks that out of the park why do they all give it an 8? It makes no sense at all. This is the real reason why critics are so useless, they have no idea what they're talking about.The more I think about it the less sense it makes. Splatoon is the only shooting game of its kind and critics say "hurr durr it's a fresh coat of paint 8/10 please subscribe."

>>384366168
This. Call of Duty is the greatest game in the world and it's not on Nintendo so Nintendo loses

>>384366040
Literally no one ever said that.

I do remember a certain rscottyg insisting it would be 90+.

Never mind though, 86 is still a great score and makes the Switch/PC/PS4 the patrician's choice while Xgroids sulk in their cuck sheds.

>>384366161
http://www.slantmagazine.com/games/review/troll-and-i

it's a troll site

>>384366040
>>384366086
>>384366208
>wojak
>gold face

Am i back in 2015?

>>384365517
>Slant gave another Nintendo game a 60
>GamingBolt and Digital Fix, some no-name nobody sites also drag the score down

Wow, they really want to make Splatoon 2 look like a "rehash" don't they?

The narrative among reviews seems to be that it's essentially a port.

>>384365905
>Mental gymnastics.

You know damn well how games get rated.

5/10 is garbage; 6/10 is subpar; 7/10 is mediocre; 8/10 is good; 9/10 is great; 10/10 is close to perfect.

I can't fucking tell who's baiting who anymore

>84 NOW
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>384364973

Because I actually want to hit targets

>>384365905
IT WAS NINTENDO'S TURN

>>384365946
Or... Splatoon 2 doesn't add much from its predecessor, and maybe it was too early to capitalize on the success of 1 so soon.

Just throwing that out there.

>>384365743
the fuck is wrong with you? anything above a 6 is okay.

>>384366290
You evidently haven't been on /v/ since then

>4+ other threads all about the Metacritic score
Reminds me of when Bloodborne's embargo lifted

>>384366342
How much exactly was it supposed to add? And clearly, 2 years is not too early, considering how insanely well it's selling in Japan and globally. The Wii U is dead. Nintendo has moved on, and they've decided to bring their biggest and strongest IPs with them.

>>384366185
>It's younique so it deserves a higher score!

It's a fucking painting game, there's a reason nobody makes them, it's because it's boring

>>384366489
Yes pay Slant, Dualshockers and Jim "Bull cum on my face" Sterling more.

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>>384366440

>>384366431
Except Bloodborne is good

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Sonybro here, the score being a bit above Splatoon 1 is to be expected, I mean the first one got slammed because it launched with little content compared to what it had when they stopped updating it and I suspect the same happened with Splatoon 2

/v/ - We Only Care About Reviews If They Fit Our Shitposting Needs

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Idort here

Gonna wait for Splatoon 2 until after theres a bunch of new stages and weapons. Too similar to the original for me right now to justify spending $50

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>>384365079
>>384365579
>>384365837
>>384366040
>>384366086
>>384366208
>>384366489

It's time to stop.

Back at 85 now

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Want to give a shoutout to my girl Kallie for actually playing the game despite her dumb justification for the score

>http://opencritic.com/critic/1316/jed-pressgrove
>This is the guy who reviews every major Nintendo game on Slant

What the fuck is this shit taste, he gives horrible scores to every single game except random games that are mediocre or bad

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how long until sonyroaches start doing this again?

>>384366468
You havent played it

>>384366737
Soon. Sonybros are kids after all with lots of free time

>>384366737
When Nintendolts stop doing it as well

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>Metacritic is back up to 85
>They no longer allow hack sites like Slant to count in the score

Based Metacritic and their more stringent ratings. Now time to permanently ban Cuck Sterling as well.

>>384366737
Hi Wanderlei.

What do you think those token hot girls game stores hire think when a fat balding manlet wearing a mario shirt walks into the store and asks for a copy of Splatoon?

>>384366705
>An 8 is suddenly bad

Do you even know what site that is?

>cons
>Game dont give me all the content from the start so I can get bored of it in the 1st 2 weeks

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>reviews just confirm my thoughts

Can't wait.

>>384366851
Proof of metacritic banning slant?

>>384363113
It's Splatoon 1.5, saying this as someone who played the original on Wii U quite a bit.

>>384366737
Ever consider that maybe BoTW just wasn't very good?

>You aren't allowed to like Horizon Zero Dawn
Wow

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>splatoon already up to 900k preorders in japan
>thousands of people lining up every week for the chance to buy a switch

it's going to end up being another botw situation where the game outsells the amount of consoles

>>384366851
>Based Metacritic and their more stringent ratings
If they did they would prohibit game review sites with the name Nintendo(or any Sony/Microsoft heavy site) on it to give it a score since there's clearly a bias there

>>384366893
at no point did i say an 8 was bad, please read more carefully next time

>>384366967
Yes anon because giving a 0/10 to BotW and a 10/10 to Horizon is a legit opinion any sane human being could actually have.

>>384366893
Literally any number can and will be shit posted about, there's no use even thinking about it.

>>384366843
Nintenderps are too busy with the games to play Metacritic butthurt simulator.

>>384367024
this is correct, both games deserve a 4/5 or 8/10

Horizon is brought down by almost every character being awful and the climbing controls being complete garbage

Zelda is brought down by weapon durability and the copy pasted divine beasts

>>384366705
>complaining about team comp in splatoon
I want overfags to stay off of my games
team comp is almost completely arbitrary in splatoon

>no voice chat in game
everyone who isn't a massive mouth breather uses discord when playing with friends and shouldn't have an issue with not having to listen to retarded kids

>overall score 8
actually probably a fair score, but trying to find a few key points like she did to justify it is grasping at straws

So does any song in Splatoon2 come close to the amazing song that is Ink or Sink?

https://youtu.be/2Mi1E03hJEs

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>>384367124
>you bought a Switch for one game

just

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>>384366851
Why would you want to ban someone that doesn't align with your opinion?

Don't you want a varied assessment and different outlooks instead of a product? You sound like the cuck. And no, I don't like Jim Sterling, but I believe his opinion should at least be able to exist in the ether.

>>384367160
I wouldn't say completely arbitrary in ranked mode

But in normal splatfest, yeah

>>384367024
Horizon is a masterpiece

BoTW is a mediocre open world game that struggles to stay above 20FPS with no story to speak of.

Yeah..gonna go with those scores seeming reasonable.

>>384367160
Does Shitch have Discord? Or I'm supposed to chug a couple of cords and other devices with this "portable"?

>>384367249
Slant is a fucking joke of a site whose only purpose it is to shit on Nintendo

>>384367162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVW2sNinVHE

this one

>>384367056
You sure about that?
http://www.metacritic.com/user/Wanderlei

>metacritic
>legit

>>384367309
Interesting. Proof?

>>384367124
>>384367238
>>384367307

Go away.

>>384367238
Meanwhile, Sonyfags aren't getting another game until 2018.

>>384367384
Look at their score history?

The reviewers are right thoght

Splat 2 doesnt innovate much from 1

It will still sell like hotcakes, since almost nobody played 1 and the people who did want more of the same

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>>384366730
Holy shit I just went through this, what the fuck?

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>>384367298
>shitch

this can't be the best sonybois have got

>>384367316
>10/10 to a dlc pack

LOL, jesus christ

I had a dream last night that white ink was available

>only perfect score is Alex from Nintendo Life
>next highest is 92

Has anybody seen a Nintendo Life video? The guy is the epitomy of Nintenbro. He literally shouldn't be allowed to be counted on metacritic.

>>384367309
>>384367445
So, it's like EDGE in reverse? Should EDGE be banned too, for their blatant Ninty shilling?

>>384367436
Sony is getting like 4 exclusives in August alone

>>384367447
What were people expecting, high 90's or something? I said it might get an 87 on Metacritic. I was off by a few points, but people are acting like 84 is somehow bad or detracts from the product.

>>384367447
It's a perfect sequel

>new visuals
>new weapons
>new maps
>new features and mechanics
>new supers
>new single player story
>new game modes

What exactly did anyone want from a Splatoon 2 sequel? What did it have to do to get a 9/10 or 10/10? Become a completely different game? Yes because that's a great idea. Hey you know how people enjoyed Splatoon? Let's make the sequel a soccer game or a kart racer.

Does Nintendo life give every Nintendo game a 100/100?

>>384367548
Installbase is probably closer to 6-7 million by now, anon. Probably 6, considering constrained stock. I wouldn't doubt it if Splatoon 2 sold 3 million copies in the first month alone, minimum.

>>384367505
likewise I'm sure theres plenty of reviewers who bomb it for attention or because they hate nintnedo so it evens out
can be said about anything

>Slant is bad whatever the fuck it is
>nintendolife is ok

:^)))))))))))))))))))))

Nintendogaf never stops being entertaining

>>384367535
These don't count.

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They dock Splatoon for feeling like it's predecessor meanwhile COD gets a free pass. Fucking hypocrites.

>>384367601
The things you mentioned sound like something it would've come out in an expansion pack rather than a new game, that's like calling TOH Bloodborne 2

>>384367674
Because COD is actually a good video game

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>got Persona 5, Gravity Rush 2 and Yakuza Zero
>two new IPs Nioh and Horizon

What did nincucks get this year? Rehash over rehash amazing.

>>384367309
So what? They're allowed review however they want. Get out of your bubble child, people are gonna say shit that you don't like.

>>384367698
its on a different console

>>384367674
>expecting anything else from sony nigger reviewers

>>384367698
Show me how all the other shooters out there do more from game to game than Splatoon did going from 1 to 2

>>384367601

Innovative seems to be the standard for a sequal these days and that is something you'd especially expect from Nintendo.

Luckily, they picked the correct choice for this game from a marketing perspective

>>384367740
All of those are shit

>>384367740
>>384367436

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>>384366967
Don't get me wrong, I liked the idea of Breath of the Wild, but that empty as fuck open world map makes me constantly wonder why the game got delayed for so long.
And for some reason they decided to make the story vague as fuck unless you go hunt for memories, which is such a pain in the fucking ass.
"Oh hey, go stand in this one vague area with a tree nearby it"
WHO'S FUCKING IDEA WAS THIS?! IT'S LIKE THEY TRIED TO DO THE XENOBLADE CHRONICLES FLASHBACKS AND FUCKED UP ENTIRELY

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>Nintendo LIfe
that's not really fair is it

seems like a natural inclination to give it good scores no matter what

>>384367740
>Complains about rehash
>Persona 5 and the 6th Yakuza game

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I can't believe Nintendo is fucking dead!!

>>384367748
And? Still doesnt deny that those things sound like an EP rather than a sequel

>>384367867
Neither of those are rehashes, though.

>>384367845
>not all major issues were resolved
>100/100

Toddlers are mentally ill.

>>384367845
All reviews are biased. Remember that Dualshockers are allowed even though they will obviously be biased towards whatever Sony dishes out. Hopes are that all the bias will cancel out when you count them all.

>>384367960
Yakuza is jap's asscreed.

>>384367832
>which is such a pain in the fucking ass
There is always a guy that tells you where they are though, you just need to read what he says.

>>384367845
If you look at their history they gave plenty of big nintendo releases 8/10 ish scores, so not really

>>384367674
Yes, because COD: Ghost is exactly like COD: Advance Warfare.

>sonygros damage control already kicking in

o i am laffin'

boxxy is queen of /b/

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>>384367548
How many of those 4 million are going to play it after three weeks?
Fuck, it might die faster than For Honor did, considering it's mostly kids playing it.

>>384367913
It's an online shooter, that's all you get and have ever gotten from a sequel.

>>384368000
BUT SONY

Now that the reviews are out.

We estimate how many sales it gets.

>>384367505
Every review has fanboys, it's incredibly stupid for metacritic to take scores from Nintendo life as it is for them to take scores from Dual Shockers

Just Reviews being dumb as ever

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>>384367845
It evens out. That's the entire point of metacritic

>>384367960

Yakuza is on it's 6th game with the 7 being announced soon.

>>384368062
Kids don't reserve games.

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>>384368093
Too many

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>>384368028
>8/10 is a bad score

All reviews are glorified opinions, nothing in teh industry comes close to a review cause there are not parameter set on stone and used as measuring stick

>>384368028
Oh no a 8/10. Literally unplayable. Bet they gave this """""""low"""""" score to star fox 0 or that garbage yoshi game on the WII U

>>384367960
Epic post.

>>384367845
>Almost every single major issue people had with the first game has been resolved
>Almost every
>Almost

>100

>>384368093
2ch is pretty fucking pissed, people pulling pre-orders because no Squid Sisters, and no Octolings.

>>384368028
>>384367649
Nintendo Life reviews:

BotW: 10/10
MK8D: 10/10
Arms: 9/10
Splatoon 2: 10/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeEJDRCdLOg

>>384368062
Splatoon 1 is alive to this day, only dying about right now.

On the WiiU of all consoles.

The Switch will have outsold the WiiU within its first year.

>>384368093

1 million in Japan first week. People will likely buy the game alone if the console is out of stock.

>>384368134
Yeah, they aren't rehashes, though. Those are sequels. Nintendo is pretty much the only one who makes rehashes because they just keep reusing the same formulas with little added.

>>384368169
>910k preorders

holy fuck

>>384368085
What I said has nothing to do specifically with Sony, its a general thing. On how many layers of shitposting are you now?

>>384368249
>perfect scores mean perfect games
>perfect scores can't exist

>>384367740
And it only took 4 years to get some good games. Congrats Sony.

Switch is getting games after 4 months.

>>384368251
>2ch
Wow, the game is done for.

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>>384367307
>Trying this hard

Top kek

Salmon Run looks like it turned out a lot better than expected.

>>384368251
Wow so minus 50 sales then.

>>384368356
>switch is getting a game every 4 months
ftfy

t. switch owner

>>384368356
+multiplats

>Splatoon 2, like the first, will receive tons of free updates for a long time
>every update will add 1 point to the score
>will end up being 100/100

Perfect

>>384365678
Who cares what he thinks? hes become just
another faggot like angry joe, whos fanbase is comprised of young children i mean the fat fuck is even dressing up now lmao!!!

>>384368251
Any links?

>>384367734
That's cute kiddo

>>384368251
Preorders are going up though.

>>384368337
You just randomly deflected to Sony, while trying to defend Nintendo. No fanboyism here, folks.

>>384368251
>pulling preorders
Nice try sony dude
>>384368169

>>384368484
http://hebi.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/news4vip/1500384205/l50
http://hayabusa.open2ch.net/test/read.cgi/livejupiter/1500387554/l50
http://krsw.2ch.net/test/read.cgi/ghard/1500107298/l50

>>384368529
Sounds like your average playstation title.

>>384368169
>GT and Everybody's Golf has more pre-orders than MHXX
wut

>>384368251
>people pulling pre-orders
>preorders went up 40K in japan between the last 2 days
HA

>>384368251
Oh bull fucking shit. 1-2 people getting pissed about things they never talked about isn't "2chan is pretty pissed". Link them.

>>384368260
Even Nintendo Life knows Arms is fucking shit

>>384368569
thanks mate

>>384368062
You can jump on splatoon right now 2 years after release and people still play it.

>>384368574
Console MH games sell like shit in Japan.

>>384368574
The japs literally just bought mhxx for their 3ds, before capcom announced it coming to the switch

>>384368251
>no Squid Sisters
What?
But they are on the story.

>>384368563
>>384368571
Obsessed.

>>384368169
Why is DQ PS4 so high

>>384365842
>vc for a predominantly Japanese player base
Hope you can speak moon

>>384368661
Seething.

>>384368661
>get obliterated by facts
>o-obsessed
is this the new "u mad?"

>>384368562
Are you retarded or something? I said there would be bias everywhere. The same would apply that Nintendolife would review Sony games with a shit score and Dualshockers would review Sony games with a great score. Nintendolife is obviously biased but assuming other websites aren't biased is just stupid.

>>384368338
correct

>>384368697
>definitive version of Dragon Quest

gee I dunno

>>384368169
All those people are going to cancel their preorders after the game got an average score. Maybe 250k sales in Japan.

>>384368697

Because it is the definitive version of the game and a lot of the fanbase is on Sony?

I predict at least 2M sales on release weekend

>>384368169

Splatoon 2 is beating out Dragon Quest, a game on two platforms with 4 times the install base. That's crazy.

>>384368756
>>384368764
Obsessed.

Just wanted to get in between the shitposts and tell anyone getting this game that they need a LAN adapter for their dock. If you play on Wireless I fucking hate you and I hope you die.

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>>384368813
the bag is waiting, anon

t.

>>384368826
I don't think it will have 1M on the very first 3 days, that would be insane.

>>384368742
>Xgroids latching onto PC and Switch again

kek

You retards are obsolete.

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>>384368742
>arms
77.

>splatoon 2
Rehash

>fire emblem warriors
Whoa, a fucking Musou game, literally the japanese Call of Duty.

>Mario
Ok, now you have a point

>Xenoblade 2
Weeabo garbage

>>384368849
math is hard

>>384368916
>I don't think it will have 1M on the very first 3 days, that would be insane.
it has 910K on preorders in Japan alone, and its top ranking in Amazon USA

guess again

>>384368916
There are 900,000 preorders in Japan alone dude.

>>384368916
It has 910,000 preorders in Japan alone

>People thinking just because perv japanese virgins will buy the game it will sell everywhere else

Kek jap has been irrelevant since the x360 released

>>384368826
There will only be like what 1.4m switches in japan by this weekend, so no

but 1m could happen in the first week in japan only

>>384369015
world wide, nigger

>>384368952
Literally nobody cares about your opinion Sony cuckboy

>Switch exclusive sells more in its first year than any playstation 4 exclusive in the entire life of the console

Sad life for sony fanboys.

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>>384368916
>Japan has 910k preorders
>No way it will sell 1m first week

>>384369006
Splatoon 1 sold 5m copies global mate.
Splatoon 2 will do even better than that in the end.

>>384369074
Uncharted 4 sold like 9 million copies.

To be fair only because it was bundled with every copy of a PS4 Slim but still

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>>384369074

>>384368978
>>384368979
>>384368983
>>384369103
That's just an estimate. Usually the amount sold on first week is around 1k times the number of pre-orders from that store. That's 1 week though, not a weekend.
But I do agree that it will beat 1m because of the worldwide sales.

>>384368952
>touts Nioh and then calls something else weeaboo garbage
This is so ironic it's physically painful.

>>384368818
Why would the DQ fanbase be on sony? They got only 2 DQ games. 4 if you count Warriors.

>>384369006
Good thing Splatoon sold more in the US than in Japan.

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>>384369074
I URGE YOU TO CONSIDER DELETING THIS POST, I'M NOT QUITE FOND IT

>>384369074
Yes


Because Switch owners are starved for games


PS4 owners have games


It's only natural that drones will flock to the next exclusive that Papa Nintendo puts out

>>384369160
Splatoon is little squid girls shooting liquid at eachother
Nioh is fightning monsters in japan. Which sounds more weeb

>>384369282
IM a huge Nintendo fanboy but why does this ignore Uncharted 4?

>>384369282
>platform with 10 games vs platform with 1000 games

>>384369320
lol what, I own a PS4 and this thing had absolutely ZERO games until Bloodborne happened, then it had ONE game until Gravity Rush 2 happened

>Took PS4 four years to get have a single title sell over a million (FFXV, and it only squeaked by on digital sales in Japan
>Switch already has one in less than half a year of its life

Japan is Nintendo land now.

>>384369330
Weeb isn't a spectrum, it's all equally bad.

>>384369380
Kills the narrative

>>384369320
Pretty much this, the same shit happened with Disgaea 5 and now NIS is considering releasing their next title as a Switch exclusive, which will most likely flop

>>384369074
Uncharted sold almost 10M
Horizon sold 2M in two weeks
Crash is still #1 in the charts

Just wait until GT Sport comes and Lost Legacy come out,

>>384366959
Not a 7 but leaked screenshots prove you're correct.

>>384369320
>Because Switch owners are starved for games
I have seen this lobbed at Zelda, ARMS, Bomberman, Puyo Tetris, Disgaea 5, Mario Kart, all thr eShop games, and now Splatoon 2. How many more games until they are no longer starving?

>>384367740
>Two PS3 ports of sequels, a sequel to a Vita game, a Tumblr written game by Guerilla and a shitty Team Ninja game
>Good in any way
The only good PS4 game right now is Bloodborne and it's not getting another game until KH3 and another solid 1st party until MAYBE Spider Man depending on if they change it from not looking like Arkham shit.
I regret buying a PS4, Sony is on my boycott list and I will never buy PS5

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>>384368093
a millions billions

>>384369385
If PS4 owners have such a large library of games to choose from, how come they only buy shitty games such as FIFA, COD and Destiny?

How come they don't buy Bloodborne over COD? How come they don't buy Ratchet and Clank over FIFA? Why not buy Yakuza 0, Persona 5 or Gravity Rush 2 instead of Madden or Destiny?

So you're telling me all ps4 owners, while theoretically having access to good games, CHOOSE to only buy shit ones?
Interesting.

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>dozen reviews out
>multiple leaked copies out
>nobody has bothered to show what the amiibos unlock

>>384369156
>Usually the amount sold on first week is around 1k times the number of pre-orders from that store
So Splatoon 2 will sell ONE BILLION COPIES?

>>384368742
Where is /groovy/?

>>384369521
Enough to have more than 5 games worth owning

>>384369521
Most of those are shovelware, except zelda MK and disgaea

>>384366737
BUT JIM STERLING TOLD ME ONLY THE NINTODDLERS DID THIS!

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NINTENDO CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>384369521
PS4 have like 1500, so try to match that number first?

>>384369448
Not really

Uncharted 4 sold 9m on an install base of now 65m
Mario Kart 8 did 8m on an install base of 14m

Which one is more impressive? Exactly. Sonyroaches don't buy video games. They just watch netflix and dabble a bit in fifa and cod.

just preorderd the game and I'm going to fun with it and there is nothing you could say or do to change that :)

>>384369380
Bundle game. Unless you want to believe Wii Sports was a killer app.

>>384369487
Maybe PS4 owners should have bought the game, did you think about that?

>>384369614
>I and only I get to decide what's shovelware

Kill yourself retard.

>>384369553
Maybe it's your taste that is shit, toddler? I'm not a fan of Destiny, but you have no right to criticize it while pre-ordering Splatoon.

>>384369610
I just listed more than 5 that I own. Only Bomberman has been lackluster, which saddens me as a bomberman fanboy.

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>>384369629
>1500 games
>only 5 of them worth owning

damn, does the ps4 have the worst good to bad game ratio of all platforms ever created?

>>384363767
>it's a well known IP

>>384369642
Uncharted sold 9 million bundled with the discount system revision.
Mariokart did 8m bundled with a system no one bought.

It's even more impressive.

>>384369404
Good thing we dont care about japan because we live thousands of km away from it right weeb?

>>384369658
you do you bb

>Splatoon thread
>sony fanboys shit it up with their autism
Why do this? Sony fags truly are the worst fanbase on /v/.

>>384369748
Well it IS the Xbox 360 of this generation.

Success through normies and their shit taste, nothing else.

>>384369684
Splatoon and Smash were bundle games too though, explain why they're on that image

>>384369629
Ok I'll talk to you in 4 years like ps4 has had on the market.

>>384369743
Yeah bomberman and arms sure are great games that nobody got immediately tired of

>>384369748
Nintendo drones always consider themselves to be Sony games experts, for some reason.

>>384369818
They try to prolong their "this game will only sell because switch owners have nothing else to play..." thing.

Pretty funny really.

>>384369746
So, 6 with Splatoon 2, 5 without the Arms garbage. You surely showed me

>>384369818
Yeah, let's pretend that Nintendo fans don't do the same thing when a new Sony game get's released

>>384369798
>Japan doesn't matter!
>ALL, LITERALLY ALL, of the PS4's worthwhile games are Japanese

really

makes

a

man

think

>It's another sonybros are proud that they get to watch uncharted 4 exclusively on their console episode

>>384369487
>Switch exclusive
No they aren't, at most it will be on ps4 along with it.
Also if that no games shit made any sense every dev would try to hit the console launch window with a game and not wait for the console to sell. This logic still doesn't make sense, specially when normies don't give a damn at all about Disgaea and THAT is why it didn't sell on PS4. The target audience is just too different, at least you know that 60% of Nintendo audience is weeb while only around 30% of PS4's has weeb tastes (at least outside of Japan). The overwhelming majority of PS4's audience is FIFA audience, sadly.

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>>384369903
>Switch is 4 months old and already has equally as many games as the PS4 which is soon 4 years old

LOL

>>384369553
>they're shit because I say so
i don't play any of those games, but use your brain you faggot. more people (casuals) enjoy playing soccer games over a fantasy game where you kill orcs. its not rocket science

>>384368203 (OP) #
>85
That's what Dark Souls got. Usually for me I end up liking games that score in the mid-80s more than those that score higher.

• Binding of Isaac
• New Vegas
• Dragon Quest VIII
• Dark Souls
• Demon's Souls
• Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate
• Monster Hunter Generations
• Mario Kart 7 over 8

The list goes on, I just tend to find games in this range to be the best.

>>384369916
Witcher 3 is alone better than your precious gook garbage faggot :^)

>>384369818
not all sony fags are this bad
usually it is the cinematicfags or soulsfags that do all of this shitposting. persona fans and crash fans are usually pretty chill

>>384369841
Like literally every game ever?

Look at all these Horizon threads we all totally still have, right? Oh....

>>384369589
That store has 910 pre-orders, anon. People are just multiplying it by 1k as an estimate for pre-orders around Japan as a whole. It is just an estimate, even if it is accurate at times for first week sales.

>>384369614
How are Splatoon and ARMS shovelware, but not Disgaea?

Oh, right, Disgaea was on PS4, where it sold like shit. Good thing it sold on the Switch, I would hate to see such a good series die due to Sony fans and their shit taste.

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>Crash Trilogy gets an 80
SONY ALWAYS WINS BABY
>Splatoon 2 gets an 84
NINTENDOOMED

Really gets the noggin joggin

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>>384367845
Yeah, totally unfair. That never happens with any other system.

>>384369834
Because nobody with sense bought a WiiU to begin with.

>>384370050
>A multiplat

sad!

>>384369912
Well, you could try to make a thread about a sony game without writing mario or zelda in the op for once.

>>384369391
>>384369330
You have no idea what weeaboo means, do you?

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>>384370075
Wow you are right
http://realotakugamer.com/disgaea-5-preorders-on-switch-surpass-ps4-version-sales-in-the-west

top kek
>mfw Disgaea will soon be nintendo exclusive

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When are those other reviews gonna register? I'm tired of looking at an 84 that should obviously be a 90.

>>384370119
did I say I approved of that?

>>384370050
>Witcher III
Have you played a game since 2015? I always finish my games, and I could not bring myself to finish that game even though I paid full price for it

>>384369987
In a recent AMA on Reddit Sohei hinted he was considering Disgaea 6 exclusively on Switch. Literally everyone who bought Disgaea on Switch will confirm they did because they had no other game to play after Zelda, it's a fact

>>384369834
To be fair those bundles are made because people want those games and need the system.

Uncharted 4 was in a cheap bundle with people who just wanted the system and couldn't give a fuck about the game.

>>384370132
I am still right :^)

>>384365079
Just thought I'd stop by and point out this is when the thread turned to shit. No one even said the word Sony or invoke some console war garbage until here.

Don't have a Switch, but it should be made known when sonybros decide to shit up a thread (something they've proven time and again to be very fond of).

>>384369585
Do you forget the whole Nintendo drama where that youtube fuccboi showed that off and was forced to delete the video?
Of course Nintendo would enforce the same embargo. Gotta get those pre-orders in before ON CART dlc is announced.

>>384367845
bullshit nothing deserves a 100/100

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>>384370103
20 year old game holds up better than Nintendo's recent endeavors.

Really does get the mind moving.

>>384370193
It's because turn based RPGs are objectively better on handheld

>>384370119
>Not flawless
>100
>Meanwhile sonybros on /v/ sperg out over BOTW getting 10's because of any flaws

>>384369550
I believes dis ams will makes nintensdos more, how you say, gooders den sony ya?

>>384370075
Digaea is not because it's a full fucking game, bomberman is the same formula as ever it's a fun party gam but not something you'd spend a whole lot of time playig, arms is the same just look at how people don't give a shit anymore about it, it's a fun game but not something you'd spend hours playing because it lacks content. I swear nintendo players are thirsty as hell for games try to be more demanding and don't let nintendo do that kind of shit.

>>384370193
Did those preorders go through though? Did it actually sell decent when it launched and not based on imaginary estimated figures?

>>384369585
Polygon managed to get the armor headpiece from Splatoon 1, so that means all of the old amiibo still give their stuff. It's just a matter of what the Squid Sisters do and how the fuck they get unlocked.

>dropped to 84
OHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>384369642
But sonyroaches do buy video games such as GTA5, COD, FIFA, Uncharted, Battlefront, Fallout 4, Battlefield, Destiny, FFXV, and among others. Could it be that they have such a wide variety of games that fit the tastes of a various gamers?

>>384370317
Tetris

>>384370215
>zeldafags still assblasted

>>384367845
Um, honey, how about you FUCKING DELETE THIS.
Splatoon deserves a 110/100 mark, if not, more.
Kill yourself, how about that hun, yeah~

>>384370242
I bought it because I love Disgaea, but was not willing to waste money on a PS4 just for it and Bloodborne. I have a PS4 now, but just because it finally has more than 5 exclusives I want.

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>>384369282
>mfw R&C only sold that well because its been $20 since a month after it came out

>People caring this much about metacritic scores
I don't even own a current gen console just popped in to say your all fucking retarded.

>>384370409
dr mario is better