Thoughts?

WE

>>384360163
This meme is shit, fuck off.

WUZ

>>384360243
WUZ

>>384360060
If these dumb cunts didn't leak the game before e3 more people would be hyped for it

>>384360243
t.nigger

KANGZ

>>384360060
i want sly 5 to be announced

'N

It's just another predictable Ubisoft game, a mashup of mechanics and concepts they use in every game and the story will be forgetable and run of the mill.
It's not going to be great, by the looks not bad either, it's just going to be ok, like most Ubisoft games.

Are people even allowed to scale the pyramid back then?

>>384360243
Eqyptians weren't sub-saharan, coon.

SHIET

im not hyped but cautiously hopeful

preordered gold edition

>>384360060
Why is he even sliding down the pyramid? How did he got up there? Did he crawl like a fucktard there just to look at the minimap and slide down?

>>384360243

You have to admit though, the trailer opening with a WE and a long pause was hilarious as fuck.

Could be decent but I won't pay more than $30 for it. Actually make that $20

>>384360060
>desert
>egypt
>two most overused settings
>we wuz kangz
I don't know about you, I liked Syndicate for the old Britain aesthetic.

Will probably be shit and disappointing as per usual

Will probably buy it anyway as per usual

>>384360060
Why is the gold cap shedding dust?

>>384360060
>Generic assassins creed game number 10

I didn't watch any trailers because I wanna buy this game nice and fresh but I have to ask.


From what was revealed, is Ubisoft trying to perfect the orformula of the original AC with an emphasis on stealth mechanics and having multiple ways to kill a target or is it gonna be like AC2 with the MC having character to him, having multiple types of weapons and being able to take on groups of enemies like your batman and just wipe out everyone.

>>384360243
It's hilarious, sub saharan american niggers actually believe they are descendants of egyptians. And, surprising no one, american nigs try to steal Egyptian history. They deserve to be mocked.

>>384360821
syndicate was the worst AC game ever made
so your opinion is disregarded

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>>384360665
this

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stop this meme at once. its not hlarious at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLXOkZtAkPw

you are just a kekistani cringelord from reddit if you laugh at this meme!

>>384361717
W E
E

https://youtu.be/91rdaTfKjbA

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Made me laugh so hard

>>384360243
Based blackposter

>>384360060
>desert
GJ Ubisoft, now we can say that the entire map is a total wasteland and be 100% correct about it.

>>384360060

Going to be shit, because; Ubisoft

>>384360060
I hope we have the black pharaoh enslaves the jew scene

>>384360060
That's not what it looks like around the pyramids
>we want kangs setting but that's too boring add some hills.

>>384360243
spbp

>hahaha this joke is really funny
>lets repeat it every single time there's some nigger, it will only get funnier
You're like those kids who won't let some dumb joke die

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>>384360658
>preordered gold edition

You're fucking retarded.

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>>384363024
>You're like those kids who won't let some dumb joke die
its not even close to being dead though, its still absolutely hysterical. youre trying to force it to die young because youre a racist.

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Why are /pol/tard memes so unfunny?

>>384363024
at first, it was to make fun of low IQ nigger slaves who believe they are related to kings and were literally spouting this in ghetto memes (as they are doing to this day).

but as long as you get mad, this joke is even more funny.

>>384363706
Because you're above the age of 16.

>>384360060
KANGZ

This meme probably would have died off in a month or two if it didn't trigger neo/v/ so bad. Now I can see it sticking around for years.

4 is fucking terrible
just like when you cumshot and try to hit your face and get it all over your bedsheets.

>>384360060
It's a Ubisoft game. Anyone expecting anything beyond the same stale open world mechanics is in for a disapointment.

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>>384363956
this

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>>384360358
SHIEEEEEET

>>384363956
>>384364034
No one is triggered by what you're saying, weenies. It's merely fucking annoying that you spam - not what you spam.

>>384364005
People ate that shit up in BotW

>>384363793

It's not really different from some piece of redneck white trash thinking he has a lineage of genius because a white guy invented the light bulb. Nobody alive to day should take credit for what their race accomplished because they weren't part of it. Yet people do it because they're insecure and have no accomplishments of their own.

>>384364101
Yeah, but that was the biggest case of "It's okay when nintendo does it" in a long while.

>>384362029
>B-but m-muh /pol/ boogieman

Generation zyklon is going to absolutely shatter their assholes and delusions.

>>384364083
WE

>>384363993
underrated post

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>>384364083
I don't know, you sound pretty booty bothered.

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>>384360243

>>384364315
Maybe a little. But it doesn't nearly match up to the fantasy where you're some super edgy e-nazi destroying weak-minded ""degenerates"" by repeating the stalest meme.

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>>384364083
>No one is triggered by what you're saying
>>384364161
>triggered cuck in the post right below sperging out
can't make this shit up

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>>384362029
>AWAKEN MY MASTERS

I love egypt settings, but am entirely burnt out on ac. They just keep adding more half baked shit on top of half baked shit. Go back and fix the core issues first dipshits

>>384364447
>s-stop posting this meme p-please
triggered
WE

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>>384364447
You best not be saying I wasn't a Kang, nigga.

>>384361357

>It's hilarious, sub saharan american niggers actually believe they are descendants of egyptians. And, surprising no one, american nigs try to steal Egyptian history. They deserve to be mocked.

Sub-Saharan Africans actually did have kings in Ancient Egypt at some point, though. It was called the 25th Dynasty, although the new Assassin's Creed game seems to be set roughly 3 or 4 centuries after that dynasty.

>>384360243
I agree

It's not even out yet.

>>384364836
No black people care half as much about this or that ancestry as you weenies.

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>>384360243

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WE

>>384363993
>384363993
WOAH so this is the power /v/irginity

>>384365504

>Egyptians were black
>No blacks in Egypt
>But there's still egyptian culture today

How tho...

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>>384366503
>>384365967
>>384365480
The Egyptian Empire was founded by the Nubian Kingdom which conquered Egypt.

Also the very first Christian Kingdom (Kingdom of Aksum) was established in Ehtiopia and existed for around 800-900 years until Islam came in and fucked it all into oblivion.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Aksum

>>384360291
KANGZ

>>384367167

>an entire kingdom
>literally none of their culture survived somehow

Fucking how? If they were so developed they had to have written SOMETHING down. Even the great conquerors couldn't erase entire culture's histories.

>be first in a time where it didn't matter
>be last in a time when it does

>>384360060
looks worse than ever

>>384367626
>black kingdom
>implying anyone there could write

>>384367626
Islam.
pic related was Iran in the 1970's before the Islamic Revolution.

>>384367167

>The Egyptian Empire was founded by the Nubian Kingdom which conquered Egypt.

Actually, I would say that the Egyptian Empire started and ended with the New Kingdom of Ancient Egypt, which existed roughly 7 to 10 centuries before the Kushite Empire conquered Ancient Egypt to create the 25th dynasty.

I'd probably even go further back than that, and suggest that the Egyptian Empire started with the conquests of the first Egyptian pharaoh (Narmer) who lived roughly around the year 3114 BCE (according to radiocarbon dating, anyway.)

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>>384367846
forgot pic

so is the MC just a really tan brown guy or black? egyptians were pretty brown there's no doubt about that one

>>384367626

>Fucking how? If they were so developed they had to have written SOMETHING down. Even the great conquerors couldn't erase entire culture's histories.

You're replying to a post that has a picture of Nubian pyramids that were built during that time.

It was called the 25th dynasty of Ancient Egypt, founded by the Kushite Empire. And yes, they actually did record their history. Look it up.

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>>384363046
>not having the disposable income to buy things you want to

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>>384361717
I can't get his song out of my head, it's fucking catchy

>>384368228
He's egyptian

>>384368581
being so ignorant that you believe its about the money

>>384365480

>No black people care half as much about this or that ancestry as you weenies.

I sincerely doubt that any of fags actually care about any of this, but I care because I'm actually interested in my ancestry and history in general, and I've been able to confirm through an AncestryDNA test that I'm 16% African (9% Nigerian, 3% North African, 4% Other Sub-Saharan), 24% Native American, 4% Asian (or, rather, 4% West Asian or Middle Eastern), and 56% European.

Not that any of you fags care about any of this.

Fags.

WE

>>384362029
>twitch stream
>youtube chat
it's funny but the youtube chat is obviously from some 4chan re-stream.

>>384367167
>Kingdom based primarily in Eritrea, and the places surrounding Egypt
>they were totally kings of Egypt

That's like saying Genghis was king of Eruope because hew was there for a little while.

What Aksumite Culture, if any, did anything for the culture of egypt?

>>384369661
>Dat reading comprehension
Where did I say the Eritreans were Kings of Egypt?

>>384360060
It looks fucking awful

I'm not even talking about the setting either. The gameplay looks fucking awful.

>>384367945

This was a clash of secularism v. religiosity.

Despite that, there is STILL remnants of their culture from a thousand years ago, so this isn't an argument.

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>>384370137
But there are remnants.

>>384360060
Triggered that there are any hieroglyphics on the pyramids at all.

>>384370543
They don't exactly have a smooth inclined surface either.

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>>384367626

>Fucking how? If they were so developed they had to have written SOMETHING down. Even the great conquerors couldn't erase entire culture's histories.

They did write stuff down. Pic related. It's a stela of the Pharaoh Shabaka of the 25th Dynasty of Ancient Egyptian. He was Kushite. A Nubian. He was black. Ruled around the 7th century BCE.

>>384369661

>That's like saying Genghis was king of Eruope because hew was there for a little while.

I don't think you understand how Ancient Egyptian history works. The Nubians conquered Egypt at a time known as the "Third Intermediate Period" which was, in a way, a sort of "Dark Ages" of the Bronze Age. It was during the "Bronze Age Collapse". The Greeks had their "Greek Dark Ages" during this time period, which is when the Trojan War was believed to have occurred.

The Nubians (along with several others peoples from the Ancient Near East, such as the Lybians) invaded and successfully conquered Egypt during one of Ancient Egypt's most difficult times. The Nubians had their own pharaohs in Egypt for quite a while.

>>384360060
I hate niggers but also liberals are the real racists

>>384360627
And the Egyptians in this game aren't black so what the fuck are you mongoloids bitching about

>>384367945
>he actually thinks the average iranian looked like this pre 1970
Wow you're stupid. And newsflash, before the US interfered with their leaders iran was already a very religious Islamic country

>>384368935
Ya b-but NIIIIGGGEEERRS rofl

>>384360243
finna hol' up fpbp

so much edgy summerfag everywhere

>>384360060
I just wanna know why he's up there, it's not like he jumped from somewhere else, the only way he could be sliding down it is if he climbed up specifically to slide down.

>r/the_donald posters on /v/
Is there anything more cringeworthy than Reddit ''humour'' mixing with /pol/ satire?

>>384372405
Maybe he had to scan some symbol or artifact for the stupid cross-time story.

>>384372405
Fast travel unlock.

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>>384368228

>so is the MC just a really tan brown guy or black? egyptians were pretty brown there's no doubt about that one

The MC is supposed to be a Medjay. A Nubian.

Pic related, it's what present day Nubians look like.

>>384372583
>reddit humour mixing with /pol/ satire

but /pol/ is almost exclusively fucking r/the_flflumpf nowadays, everyone else fucked off to 8gag

>>384373125
they seem like indians

>>384373125
he's egyptian, not nubian

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you make me sad, so be it

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>>384368581
>wasting your disposable income with shitty products

>>384373570
>for the 10 years I have browsed this shithole 4spergs have legit belived a normie underage shitter would have a higher chance of shitposting here during summer than during school time

hahahaha those little fucks actually go out and summer is for that

Will pick up for $15 when it hits the bargain bin 6 months after release, just like every shitty AAA game released this generation.

>>384373509

>he's egyptian, not nubian

According to this article:

http://www.gameinformer.com/b/features/archive/2017/06/11/-meet-assassin-s-creed-origin-s-new-hero-and-his-eagle.aspx

>When we meet Bayek, he’s already established in his world. He’s not an assassin in training or a young person looking for adventure. He’s in his 30s, and secure in his role as a Medjay. According to Origins’ developers, the Medjay were essentially the police of ancient Egypt. They were originally Nubian mercenaries, but over a long period of time they were absorbed into Egyptian life and served as pharaonic guards, security, and other peacekeeping roles

>>384374070
Yes.
>but over a long period of time they were absorbed into Egyptian life and served as pharaonic guards
Egyptians also served as Medjay at that point, and Bayek is one of them. Hell, your same article states:

>“This oasis is quite remote. It was Egyptian but on the verge of Egypt. He’s not Nubian per se, he’s Egyptian.

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>>384362386

>>we want kangs

You guys were complaining about the depiction of black kings in Ancient Egypt?

It would seem that Assassin's Creed: Origins will be set around the year 40 BCE. During that time, Ancient Egypt had Cleopatra VII Philopator as its ruler. Her father was of Greek ancestry. Her mother's ancestry is unknown. Pic related. So far I didn't see how she will be depicted in the game.

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>>384360060
Think I'll give it a miss.

>>384363024
WE

>>384362029
There is hope in the new generation

>>384372005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpxWzXopukE

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>>384369661

>That's like saying Genghis was king of Eruope because hew was there for a little while.

If you're going to use the Mongol Empire as an analogy to compare with the Kushite Empire, then consider this:

The Mongol Empire invaded and successfully conquered China. The Mongols ended the Song Dynasty and then started their own dynasty called the "Yuan Dynasty".

The Kushite Empire invaded and successfully conquered Egypt. The Nubians then started their own dynasty: it was the Nubian Dynasty (or the 25th Dynasty of Ancient Egypt).

>>384377403
WUZ

>>384360060
Shit.

>>384363580
Not him but how the actual fuck did you get hes a racist?

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>>384360163
Everytime without fail.

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WE
E

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>>384369661

>>Kingdom based primarily in Eritrea, and the places surrounding Egypt

>>they were totally kings of Egypt

>That's like saying Genghis was king of Eruope because hew was there for a little while.

The Kushite Empire was founded by the Nubians, who had Napata (it was a city-state in what is today called Sudan, a country that is considered within "Sub-Saharan Africa") as their capital city. The Kushite Empire invaded and successfully conquered Egypt around the 7th century BCE and started the 25th Dynasty of Ancient Egypt. The dynasty ruled over Egypt for roughly around a hundred years. They had five pharaohs in Ancient Egypt. They even built their own pyramids. The Nubians are generally considered to be "black".

>>384360821
what are you talking about? Way more games have come out recently with like Victorian steam punk aesthetic than games set in Roman Egypt

seems interesting, although it looks more like witcher 3 than AC

also i had Unity forever on ps4 and never touched it, is it worth playing? is the world worth exploring, how is the combat etc

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>>384360060

WOW!

Fucking liberal SJW scum littering my video games with their WE WUZ KANGS bullshit. Hahaha look at this shit! First niggers in Battlefield 1 and now this!

Who the fuck ever heard of the Harlem Hellfighters anyway? Fucking bullshit revisionist history created by the left-wing conspirators running the media. Next they're going to tell me that the the Tuskegee Airmen from that Red Tails movie were real! Hahaha! WE WUZ WW2 FIGHTER PILOTS, amirite guys? Who the hell even pays attention in history class? Bunch of fucking nerds.

>>384363024
>>384377403
>>384378347
KEKZ

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>>384380642
into the oven with you

>>384380642
Should have not tried so hard dipshit

>>384360624
Those where supposed to be sacred tombs for the Gods Kings, so no.

>>384380642

>there's one group of niggers in WW1 therefore half the people involved in WW1 should be niggers

kek

>can't discuss a game anymore because it has niggers inside
>"dumb sjw you can't police our ideas!"
>repeats WE WUZ meme for the 1947473893th time
fucking gamefaqs is better at discussing games than /v/ holy shit

>>384383116
then go back to gamefaqs faggot

>>384367167
WE

>>384379364
Niggers are just going to ignore you as they shitpost, the only answer is to to continue posting facts because chances are there are more people lurking than posting for any given thread

> I only care about historical accuracy if theres blacks in it.

>>384384741
There's that one faggot that cares about historical accuracy if there's women in a combat role and or bikini armor.