Two days until Splatoon. Are you a squid or a kid?

Squids make for weak porn.

>>384359860
I'm a man

>>384359860
Splat on is for pedos

>>384359935
So you have it pre ordered

>>384359860
I'm an adult, I don't play children's games on an underpowered tablet

>>384359860
Neither because my Switch was DOA and they said it'll be 2-3 weeks for them to send me a replacement.

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>>384359860
I'm a person who played 60+ hours of splatoon and doesn't find Splatoon 2 sufficiently different or improved to be worth sixty fucking bucks

The test fire showed a polished game but it was the same shit I've played before - deleted it after about 30 minutes

>>384361826
Spare us your life story you dopey cunt

>>384361890
>46 words is too long for me bawwwww
The kids on this site get dumber every year

It's ok Timmy, it's not your fault, the school system failed you.

>>384362027
Tldr

>>384361826
tfw played 500+ hours and it looks great

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>>384362197
>500+ hours
>of a casual nintendo shooter

>>384361762
Seriously this. Fuck off manchild OP, this board is for adult gamers. We don't play Shitendo shit for babies. Maybe reddit is more your safe space?

>>384362447
This. Play real shooters for once fucking cucks. We're adults, act fucking accordingly.

>>384362504
Do you fucking know where we are?

reviews when

Can I choose to be inside a squid kid?

>>384362783
Tomorrow. 90/100 metacritic

>>384362504
>this board is for adult gamers
Back to Tumblr 4 you

predicting a score of 87

>>384359860
I'm not a retard that bought a Switch

>>384362504
like clockwork

why do the drones always do such obvious false flag