What the fuck was her problem?

>>384356132
me too actually

it was basically pollacks making fun of female monarchy

>>384356298
>>384356132
Does she have a big phat ass?

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>>384356723
You tell me.

>>384356085
She is my fetish character type and it is not for normies.

>>384356883
I wanna see

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>>384356883
That outfit is doing more for me than the ass.

>>384356883
Wait is that a dagger on her thigh?

>>384356085

being a dry cunt

>>384356298
>monarchy
She was just a duchess. That's technically autocracy, not monarchy.
In The Witcher's world only sorceresses (females are more attuned to magic because reasons) can acquire any semblance of position of power and that generally ends badly for them anyway.

>>384356949 >>384357121 >>384357187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=px0XgXEPanA

>>384356132
Some people say calling others a "cuck" is just a meme/buzzword, but what about if they really are cucks? Like this anon?

>>384357346
Nothing wrong with wanting to see some royal, cream legs spread open and creampied by a black cock.

>>384357346
>Cuckoldry
>with a character you have no relationship with

hmm...

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>>384357330
The quest where she gets painted is amazing tbqh

>>384357465
>>384357479
Maybe "cuck" is the wrong words. Perhaps "beta" is better.
"I know a feeble little whiteboi like me can't get the job done, so I have to fantasize about black men impregnating our women because of a meme about the size of their dicks."

>>384357597
what if I want to see a dog hump her?

>>384357597
I'm fine with a big white dick too it's just something about her paleness.

>>384357642
I-I guess

>>384357597
Not him but I wanna see someone far below her league fuck her. Like a beggar or a bandit or something

>>384357561
is that legit holy shit

>>384357698
I want to see this anon creampie her in aid of his cuck research.

>>384357883
It's not.

>>384357883
It's a mod which lets you play as any character in the game + makes all grills naked.

>>384358054
>>384358097
fuck you ruined it for me

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>>384358154
you get to fugg her 4/10 sister if it's any consolation

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>>384356883
>>384357561

>Duchess with a fat ass and an ornamented dagger

This is a fetish I never knew I had

>>384357346
They are irredeemably toxic. Diseased. Don't even interact with them, as they also thrive on receiving negative attention.

>>384358570
She actually gets killed with it if you don't achieve good ending. I only just noticed that.
The attention to detail in this game is astounding at times.

>>384358828
nah not by that dagger

>>384359005
I think it is, she even reaches down kinda awkwardly in that scene and then stabs her in the back.
It'd make sense too because she'd know about her sister wearing a dagger.

>>384359151
https://youtu.be/RJ_V-EaT9IM?t=2299

>>384359242
Damn, I remembered it all wrong. Oh well.

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>geralt in a medieval "formal" suit
I don't even know why but it's still hysterical to me every time, no matter how serious the scene is.

>>384356085
>>384356883
What's her favorite position?

>>384356085
fucking disgusting chipmunk face

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hey guys what's going on in this thread

>>384360651
what the fuck was that

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>>384360787
An uninspired kinda out of place boss fight.
I'll go kms now.

>>384360962
i liked it

>>384356085
Don't know but her sister is hot.

>>384360787
Probably the best, most appropriate line Geralt's had in the entire trilogy.

>>384360962
It's just Dark Souls: the boss.

>>384361075
Well it was either easy as fuck if you could outdamage his healing or obnoxious if you couldn't because then you had to kill his health kits first and that just dragged the whole thing on.
It was a neatly disturbing character but not much as a gameplay extension, it was also never explained where the fuck it came from and why only there.

>>384361421
>it was also never explained where the fuck it came from and why only there.

i like the mystery

same with the cat and doggo

>>384361421
Northern Wind

>>384361553
Well sure I understand, conjunction of spheres can bring forth whatever it wants. But I liked my monsters organized neatly, that's part of witcher's profession after all.
Cat and dog I believe were just some sort of household spirits and didn't really even care about people living there, they just wanted it to be free of residue haunting.

>>384357597
>because of a meme about the size of their dicks
it's not meme, it's true. I've seen it myself.

>>384362252
whoa dude that's gay

>>384361832
Good point. Most people just forget about bombs, game is easy even on Death March without them.

>>384362432
>that's gay
no? why do you think I've fucked them? I didn't, they fucked my wife. So obviously I've seen their dicks.

>>384362928
sounds reasonable

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>best bro never appears again after the first game
cdpr you fucking hacks

Does the Duchess take it in the arse?

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>>384364052
She's from totally-not-france in the game and that's her voice actress, so what do you think.

>>384356085
Woman with power

>>384360787
Olgierd was a closet Silent Hill fan.

>>384364052
The queen is not for lewds
http://rule34hentai.net/_images/24d103d82c8d09e01de0a16ac3ffd558/226495%20-%203D%20Anna_Henrietta%20Leeterr%20Source_Filmmaker%20The_Witcher%20The_Witcher_3%3A_Wild_Hunt.png

>>384364429
To be fair, EVERYBODY with any meaningful political power in W3 is a massive cunt. You know, just like in real life.

>>384364632
Foltest was actually fine aside from screwing his own sister but come on people, it's current medieval polish year.

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>>384361158
>It's just Dark Souls: the boss.

>>384364954
>320x200
me and my anthill enjoyed the video tremendously

>>384364632
Despite Nilfgaardians being a caricature of Germans Emhyr wasn't a nazi by any means. He even gives autonomy to a handful of countries because he no longer has forces to maintain any real presence there.

>>384363437
>best bro
>not thaler

and he got reduced to a small encounter in 3. also fairly sure he made it in 2 if you picked order in first game

>>384364449
why would she give up her ass?

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>>384363437
>implying

>>384363437
well, he appears in w2 for like 2 mins

No good porn

>>384360962

It's hardly even a boss. I'm competently dumbfounded how TW:3 managed to fuck up combat so bad that even the 1vs1 fights against powerful enemies that the entire system is designed around feel complete shit.

>>384361158
>Dark Souls: The boss

Mate, don't even compare them. Even the Covetous Demon which is considered the Souls series worst boss is better than The Caretaker.

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>>384363437
>best waifu never appears again after the second game
>we ran out of budget so cut content tee hee xD

>>384365852
Thaler is referenced in 2, there's a courier from him in Flotsam. He tells you to follow Roche's path essentially, but it doesn't matter in 3 at all.
>>384366124
>>384366058
Well shit I either forgot about him or didn't recognize him. He looks different and unfamiliar.
>>384366275
>fuck up combat so bad
It's not as bad as people make it out to be. It could be much better but it's not atrocious.
>>384366298
Yeah, I'd think a bitch who can turn into dragon and vice versa at will and vying for a throne would kind of be a big deal. TW3 just ignores her completely.

RADOVID SUCKS FLACCID COCK

>>384366298
This is the biggest failing of Witcher 3. No fucking Saesenthessis. I mean sure she is a filthy dwarf lover but still,

>>384357642
that's perfectly normal
as long as the dog isn't black

>>384366298
Makes sense, she was never anyone important.

>>384364449
>>384367353
I wanna see a huge wolf dog on her

>>384364449
Who stabbed her in the vagina to create such an ugly scar?

>>384366694
>vying for a throne
Temeria was no more when TW3 begins, it's occupation of northern kingdoms by nilfgaard.
Who cares who's supposed to be on the throne at that point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=823yuWz0lto

B E S T
E
S
T

>Tfw what happens to her :(

>>384368168
>those awkward hard cuts in audio
B R A V O
R
A
V
O

C D P R
D
P
R

It's hilarious how cheap and rough Vanilla game is compared to DLCs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRnmCc1qqew

I miss O'Dimm

>>384364229
So?

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>>384368806
Easily one of the best villains in vidya.

>>384368806
Everyone in HoS was gold. I laughed my ass off at the Vlodimir segment.

>>384369039
Gunther did nothing wrong

>>384369039
>>384369218
Wasn't really a villain tho, just who-the-fuck-knows-what from conjunction of spheres with ultimately unknown motives.
Antagonist, sure. Not a villain.

>make hot chick
>"MMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH DANDELIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON MUH DANDELION MUH DANDELION MUH DANDELION MUH DANDELION"

Fuck off CDPR.

>>384356298
Making fun how?

>>384366298
>>384366694
>>384367267
Can't write a big important role for someone who might end up dead in the second game.

Do you guys really think she would fuck a black dude?

>>384369424
Well her only smart move was calling upon Geralt in the first place, everything else she did only hindered the progress and ultimately resulted in her city being raped by vampires.
You can get imprisoned by her if your ending sucks but then a bard lets you out because her power is in fact superficial.

>>384369548
That's what I thought, but they ended up writing a pretty long sidequest for Leto, why not for Saskia?

>>384369694
Oh now I get it, Anon was going for a
>Women makes for incompetent rulers joke

>>384369861
Well there goes that argument then

>>384369894
CDPR made her look like that, not me.

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Daily reminder that Geralt got cucked by a ghost

>>384369990
Yes but anon was going for that joke, because there are plenty of bad kings in the games but nobody is going to say
>it was basically pollacks making fun of male monarchy
Anytime soon

>>384358379
Fuck off. Her sister is hotter.

>>384366298
this is even worse than bikini armor

goddamn

>>384370248
It's different for dragons

What's the naughtiest thing the Duchess has done?

>>384370180
But men got killed much more often over the whole series, not to mention second game being called assassins of KINGS.
Bet you didn't notice that you sexist cunt.

>>384369284
He's basically the devil.

>>384369694
>Let's you out.

You are fucking retarded. He convinces her to let you go because he know her for years and used to even fukk her.

Besides that is best ending.

>>384370650
Horses
>>384370832
my open are now. The witcher series is about making fun of monarchy in general

>>384371380
Why horses?

>>384371621
Big and meaty

>>384371653
but the stench

>>384370957
>>Let's
Literally who are you quoting retard, that's the worst ending where everyone dies. Fuck off stupid cockmongler.

>>384370920
There's no such thing as heaven or hell in TW universe. They follow completely different beliefs, therefore there can't be a "devil" as we see it. It's probably a powerful and malovelent being inhabiting human body, sure. Devil, no.
>>384371380
>The witcher series is about making fun of monarchy in general
Not really. There are monarchs in the game who just got the wrong end of the stick in the grand scheme, not because they were evil, immoral and shit.

>>384371734
inb4 shadman

>>384371927
The Duchess just isn't that kind of girl

>>384371927
>that yen and triss pic
>that lipstick mark on the horse's asshole

HNNNNG

>>384371734
A musky manly stench

>>384372157
She is a degenerate slut and you know it. Just like Yen and Triss

>>384370920
>the devil
I doubt you could fuck over the lord of lies by breaking an imaginary mirror.
It was definitely inspired by the whole "devil offers you a deal" kinda stories which always strike me as odd because why the fuck would he do that.

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>>384372776
>>384373103

We're listening

>>384373138
>which always strike me as odd because why the fuck would he do that.
Because that was Satan's job, he was the one who tested your faith and commitment to the fate.

>>384370145
He was not.
Geralt fucked her, if you wanted.

>>384356085
She's not sat on my face ;_;

>>384373165
The main females look so nice and unique in this game.

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>>384373546
completely random one-time npc's also look memorable 2bh

>>384373756
There's like 2 dozen merchants and a couple of beggars that looks exactly the same.

>>384356085
She needed a good dicking.

>>384374062
Nah, they all differ a bit.
Sure, they reuse assets but not as much. It's just that over 200 hours you'll see the same faces, no way around that.

>>384374412
Tell me a game that does not reuse assets.

>>384374535
Undertale easily

>>384374535
Not literally but close to impossibru in an open world game.

>>384369218
on 4chan bad guys never do anything wrong, move on edgy newfag

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Sorry!
I got lost in thought!

>>384375629
He made a deal with a faggot who couldn't hold up his end of it, what's so bad about it. (^:

>>384370650
Ask Dandelion, actually, that may be it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKGmZN06lBI

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So I'm playing first game right now and did pic related, never felt better.
I don't even care if it was wrong.

DID SHE FUCK A HORSE??

>>384376606
it's not wrong you did the right thing

>>384377359
Thanks, I was actually shitting myself because wasn't I supposed to kill it? Isn't that what Witchers do? I wouldn't reload anyway, I'm playing it blind, not looking anything up.
Whatever happens, I earned it and shit.

>>384377609
Witcher's don't go after literally every monster. Sentient and "nice" ones get a pass such as higher vampires or even dragons.

Would the Duchess fuck a bandit?

>>384376606
>head of the city guard in his country's capital
>gets married to a roastie prostitute carrying countless STDs
uh, yeah, whatever makes you happy bro

>>384377889
It's weird. The first book I found in the game is "treatise on witchers" where it says that I should go around killing monsters and get paid, also don't have any emotions because emotions are for faggots.
I just couldn't bring myself to kill Vincent though.

>>384378859
Well, some witchers are mature enough to realise that those are guidelines, not actual rules. Being emotionless means you get to remain neutral, but there'll always be situations where you let your human nature take charge.

Killing all monsters? Well, yeah. But is a kind dragon really a monster? Is a vampire who all he does is live in peace and try to help others truly a monster?

Is the fat asshole who rapes his wife and beats her not a monster?

>>384379025
>Is the fat asshole who rapes his wife and beats her not a monster?

The answer surprisingly is no. He is just a Human pushed into a bad situation.

>>384378859
that book is in universe propaganda written to dehumanize witchers, though

>>384379025
I bet it's not the last kill/spare curveball this game is going to throw my way, is it?
>>384379271
wait what

>>384379337
http://witcher.wikia.com/wiki/Monstrum,_or_Description_of_the_Witcher

>>384379510
I'm avoiding wikis until I finish the game. So that book is bullshit, what the hell was it doing in Kaer Morhen then?
Yeah, I see it's written very bitterly now.

>>384379025
>fat asshole who rapes his wife and beats her
If you're talking about The Witcher 3...
Literally never happened, the night mom and daughter ran off you get to see their room etc, there is evidence of heavy argument, but no spilled blood or anything.
Actually I thought it's implied that her daughter was inciting the whole thing, she even had an altar dedicated to bog witches, and you know how it ended.

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>>384356883

My favorite thing about the Duchessa was how she talked with her hands.

>>384380568
>she even had an altar dedicated to bog witches
What.
Wasn't it an eternal fire altar?

>>384381191
That's even worse tbqh

>>384381191
yeah, ignore the retard

>>384381071
yeah that's some 10/10 attention to detail
her whole movement screams royalty

>>384381191
You're right. There was a medallion right on top of it made by that goat fucker and threw me off completely.